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[[Image:PrunoIngredients.jpg|thumb|The ingredients!]]
[[Image:Bigpruno.jpg|thumb|Sweet, delicious Pruno.]]
[[Image:RomanticPruno.jpg|thumb|Fine dining and Pruno; a winning combination.]]

'''Pruno''' is the [[drug]] of choice used by [[B|/b/tard]]s after they are locked up for [[stick it in her pooper|sticking it in the pooper]] of a [[lolita]]. The average /b/tard lacks any way of getting off in jail, except of course rampant [[anal sex]]. But when it comes to getting high, these people must stoop as low as they can mixing anything they can find. Enter Pruno, a sick, vile concoction of household items that would kill anyone who smelled it, and their [[dogmongler|dog]].

==How to make Pruno==
First, take a cobble of oranges and some cocktail, and throw it all in a Ziploc bag. Pound it like you just found out your son's a filthy [[fascist]] [[furry]] fuck, and throw it into a tub of steaming hot [[cum|water]]. Let it sit there for 15 minutes, and then wrap it up in a towel like the [[Juliana Wetmore|newborn abomination]] that it is. Leave it to sit in a safe place for 48 hours, and make sure nobody finds it, since the discovery of it would probably lead some of your friends to [[Simba Wion|disown you]].

After 2 days, go [[raid]] your local Burger King for ketchup packets, and pick up a box of [[crack|sugar]] cubes on the way home. When you get back to your pad, toss these items into the bag, and then shake it like a salt shaker. Put your [[abortion|baby]] Pruno under the faucet for another 30 minutes. While doing this, feel free to [[Fap|masturbate]] to the putrid stench emitting from your bathtub, and mix your [[semen]] into the Pruno, for a little extra kick. Afterwards, wrap it up in the towel again, and do this once a day for three days. On day four, remove your baby Pruno from it's safe enclosure, and scoop out all the [[love|mushy]] [[crap]] floating around in it's existence. Once that's been dealt with, pour the remains of your fresh, [[shit|festering]] concoction into a bowl. And voila, you've made Pruno!

==Things to be Aware of==
Now that you've made it, there are some things you must be aware of.

# This shit will take effect [[Sonic the Hedgehog|really fast]]. [[ED]] recommends having a Pruno party, and sharing your batch with your [[MySpace]]. It's recommended these friends be people you otherwise don't like.
# When [[alcohol|drinking]] it, pretend that the Pruno is just orange juice. This could either lead to a unbridled hate for OJ, or a Pruno experience that's slightly less painful on your taste buds.
# Attempt to pick out the mold floating around in it before drinking. [[ED]] recommends using your fingers, because the tweezers still have so much to live for. If you don't pick out the [[mold]], you'll probably get [[AIDS]] and die.

All in all, Pruno is a wonderful way to give yourself food poisoning and become [[An Hero]]. It's recommended that all [[emo]] kids go out and make some Pruno of their own immediately. In fact, everyone is encouraged to drink Pruno. Because there are just too many [[Blasphemy|goddamn]] people on this [[Earth|planet]]. [[For great justice]].

==See Also==
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Drug]]s
*[[Prison]]
*[[Roman Shower]]
*[[Death]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm Recipe]
*[http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000373.php Review]
*[http://www.pen.org/page.php/prmID/1093 Another recipe]

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