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	Once entering Prison, the pedophile will immediately be raped in every orifice in his body, in his ass, in his mouth, up to [[Guro\|even his eye sockets]]. He will endure a life of rape and torture from the entire prison population until he dies or commits suicide. And if he dies from the hands of another inmate, it will surely be a torturous one: he will be castrated, and his entrails and intestines scattered all over as he is disemboweled alive. The murderer can take satisfaction in that his fate is the death row; the pedophile can only cower in fear in that his fate is eternal rape. It's the ultimate "Eye for an Eye" justice.		Once entering Prison, the pedophile will immediately be raped in every orifice in his body, in his ass, in his mouth, up to [[Guro\|even his eye sockets]]. He will endure a life of rape and torture from the entire prison population until he dies or commits suicide. And if he dies from the hands of another inmate, it will surely be a torturous one: he will be castrated, and his entrails and intestines scattered all over as he is disemboweled alive. The murderer can take satisfaction in that his fate is the death row; the pedophile can only cower in fear in that his fate is eternal rape. It's the ultimate "Eye for an Eye" justice.

	For this reason, pedophiles like [[Josef Fritzl]] and Larry Nassar are, once convicted, automatically put in protective custody, [[Basement-dweller\|solitary confinement]] for the rest of their life, with no hope of contact with humanity ever again. Inmates may fight against each other, but they have one common goal, to punish pedophiles with [[Rape\|the very weapon they have used to terrorise children]].		For this reason, pedophiles like [[Josef Fritzl]] and [[Larry Nassar]] are, once convicted, automatically put in protective custody, [[Basement-dweller\|solitary confinement]] for the rest of their life, with no hope of contact with humanity ever again. Inmates may fight against each other, but they have one common goal, to punish pedophiles with [[Rape\|the very weapon they have used to terrorise children]].

	== Women in Prison ==		== Women in Prison ==

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	'''Nigger University''' (also known as the '''[[Rape]] House''', the '''[[Welfare\|Free Residences]]''', the '''Zoo''', '''[[Communism\|Da Gulag]]''' or simply '''Prison''') is an institution created by [[The Man]] to contain the epidemic of [[Niggers\|disease-ridden wild animals from Africa]] breeding everywhere and destroying [[White\|Human civilization]], and was also used as an experiment to study if normal straight men can be converted into [[Faggot\|homosexuals]] through [[Rape\|non-consensual mating practices]] with said [[niggers\|wild animals]]. It's where you will likely be sent following the conviction of a crime [[IRL]], thus forever giving you higher risk of [[AIDS]]. Unlike [[internet jail]], prison is an IRL [[friendster]], and meeting people mostly [[in the ass\|involves unprotected anal penetration]].		'''Nigger University''' (also known as the '''[[Rape]] House''', the '''[[Welfare\|Free Residences]]''', the '''Zoo''', '''[[Communism\|Da Gulag]]''' or simply '''Prison''') is an institution created by [[The Man]] to contain the epidemic of [[Niggers\|disease-ridden wild animals from Africa]] breeding everywhere and destroying [[White\|Human civilization]], and was also used as an experiment to study if normal straight men can be converted into [[Faggot\|homosexuals]] through [[Rape\|non-consensual mating practices]] with said [[niggers\|wild animals]]. It's where you will likely be sent following the conviction of a crime [[IRL]], thus forever giving you higher risk of [[AIDS]]. Unlike [[internet jail]], prison is an IRL [[friendster]], and meeting people mostly [[in the ass\|involves unprotected anal penetration]].

	On occasion, [[OTI]] may result in a prison sentence. These offenses include, but are not limited to: [[slander]]; [[cp\|kiddy porn]]; hacking; [[RIAA\|downloading music]]; writing [[emo]] [[poetry]]; being a [[furry]]; [[blanking]] ED pages; [http://sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.med.diseases.lyme/2006-01/msg00184.html trolling srsly] ; and inventing new ways to [[terrorist\|fly planes into buildings]].		On occasion, [[OTI]] may result in a prison sentence. These offenses include, but are not limited to: [[slander]]; [[cp\|kiddy porn]] [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2252A (20 years)]; hacking [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1030 (10 years)]; [[RIAA\|downloading music]] (5 years); writing [[emo]] [[poetry]]; being a [[furry]]; [[blanking]] ED pages; [http://sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.med.diseases.lyme/2006-01/msg00184.html trolling srsly] ; and inventing new ways to [[terrorist\|fly planes into buildings]] [[Death\|(o wait)]].

	Prison has a way of making [[jailhouse gay\|a fag out of a straight man]] and is currently making a [[lesbian]] out of [[Jasmine Richardson]].		Prison has a way of making [[jailhouse gay\|a fag out of a straight man]] and is currently making a [[lesbian]] out of [[Jasmine Richardson]].

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[[File:Prison day.png|thumb|[[Ass rape|A common day in Prison]]]]
[[Image:Themostpopularguyinprison.jpg|thumb|The prison [[bike]].]]
[[Image:Jail_dog.jpg|thumb|They never wait. Never.]]
[[Image:Prison rapist.png|thumb|Oh yes he will.]]
[[Image:3rmka3.jpg|thumb|Just do what he says.]]
'''Prison''' is where you will likely be sent following the commission of a crime [[IRL]] thus forever ruining your ability to fart. Unlike [[Internet jail]], prison is an IRL [[friendster]], and meeting people mostly [[in the ass|involves anal penetration]].

On occasion, [[OTI]] may result in prison; these offenses include, but are not limited to: [[slander]]; [[cp|kiddy porn]]; hacking; [[RIAA|downloading music]]; writing [[emo]] [[poetry]]; being a [[furry]]; [[blanking]] ED pages; [http://sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.med.diseases.lyme/2006-01/msg00184.html trolling srsly] ; and inventing new ways to [[terrorist|fly planes into buildings]].

Prison has a way of making [[jailhouse gay|a gay man out of a straight man]] and is currently making a [[lesbian]] out of [[Jasmine Richardson]].

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|hankid|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;|So what if I stole a tv? I'm still more badass than you!|A [[noob]] at prison, aka [[Wigger]].|So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid my mother wanted me to play in the yard. But of
course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison? You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough.|Public Enemy #1|Just remember, when you're in here your the nigger; not me|A nigger on how white people get raped. Doesn't change the fact that he's black.|What you say mothafucker?! You wanna eat on my choad again!?|[[Typical]] Angry black man preparing [[penis|dinner]] for a fellow inmate.
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== Fun Times, Exciting People ==

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In prison you can expect the following services:

* [[Rape]]
* [[Surprise sex]]
* [[Fellatio|Mouth rape]]
* Being [[almost raped]], then later raped
* A special visitor who comes and rapes you
* [[Rapetime]] at 7pm every Thursday
* Rape by the guards
* Rape by the warden
* [[Gangbang]]s
* [[Bubba]]
* [[AIDS]]
* Free HBO
* ????
* PROFIT!

== Women in Prison ==
[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|<s>Not</s> the most accurate portrayal of women's prison]]
[[Image:Hanson_dateline.jpg|thumb|If you see [[Chris Hansen|this man]] IRL, chances are you are going to prison]]

[[Women]] go to prison for a wide variety of crimes, including dealing [[drugs]], not staying [[in the kitchen]], embezzlement, being an accomplice to [[lesbian bed death]], refusing to [[secks|put out]], and being a penis-punching [[feminazi]]. There's slightly less rape in female prisons historically, although the raw feel of a gristly, unshaven hairy lip against your pussy is a sensation to be [[DO NOT WANT|avoided]], not [[moar|sought after]].

[[Lady Gaga]]'s music video accurately depicts life in a female prison: 
<center><youtube>EVBsypHzF3U</youtube></center> 

Women in prison often are often party to the dreaded [[:image:Cunt_Punt.jpg|cunt punt]].

==Niggers in Prison==
[[Image:Niggers & bars.jpg|thumb|Young niggers usually get a time-out in carts.]]

Those who have chosen to [[Gangster|live the black lifestyle]] often find themselves behind bars for [[rape|various]] [[theft|reasons]]. Usually, they find themselves on the wrong end of the law just for being themselves. [[Some argue|Some people]] think that there are too many darkies in prison and that [[racial profiling]] is to blame. These people are almost always niggers themselves and are usually getting handcuffed for [[Nigga stole my bike|bike theft]] as they make said statement.

Prison niggers, however, are [[SFB|serious fucking business]] if you also happen to be in prison. And this is what <strike>most</strike> all niggers [[These Cuffs|do]] once caught:

==Jews in Prison==
[[File:Dominique Strauss Kahn wearing Jewish costume.jpg|thumb|left|[[Dominique Strauss-Kahn|A Jewish prisoner]], insisting on wearing the Jewish national costume]]

The Jews have been going to prison for as long as they can remember, starting with Egyptian prisons, since Russian and German prisons. Being a prisoner is an important part of Jewish culture and religion. Jewish national costumes hence evolved in a prison setting.

The Jews are incidentally also the current world leaders in [[torture | detention techniques]], followed closely by the US Army. The [[Jews]] use various methods of prisoner "rehabilitation", like [[Zyklon-B]], which they learned during an intensive training course offered by the [[nazi | German government]].

The Jewish state of [[Israel]] offers an award-winning service to [[Muslim|Palestinians]], where they can be detained and [[raped | rehabilitated]], without leaving the comfort of there own [[Gaza | homes]]. You can expect much butthurt from [[Muslim|those kind of people.]] But of course they [[Crippled|can't do anything.]]

==Join The Party==
[[File:Prison Fifi.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Her name is Fifi.]]

Ways to get in include:

*[[Rape|Surprise Sex]]
*[[Madeleine McCann|Adoption]]
*[[Nigger|Being a Nigger]]
*[[Islam|Supporting your beliefs]]
*[[Columbine|School activities]]
*[[Prostitution|Doing your job]]
*[[Fag|Seperate marriage systems]]
*[[Drugs|Recreation and weekend health benefits]]
*[[Theft|Supporting the Jewish faith]]

And many, many [[moar|moar.]]

==How To Be The Most Popular Guy==

1: Always show open mindedness when it comes to race. No one in Prison wants to be [[racism|that guy]]. If You're white, it's very important to seek out and visit the leaders of all ethnic groups the minute you step through the door. Your ethnic group can wait, in fact - FUCK THEM! Whitey has never helped anyone and this is even more true in Prison.

2: Talk about your crime as much as possible, especially if you're a pedophile. Everyone likes a good sex story, you'll fit right in.

3: Steal. Fuck man, you're in prison. You're all criminals. Nothing says how bad ass you are then stealing from someone. Hell, prison is like the real world. If they didn't want it stole then they would have watched it better.

4: Stare as much as you can at people. Look at them long and hard. It says you want to be friends.

5: The guards are your friends too. In fact, they may be your best friend while in there because helping them can reduce your time. Remember to keep your ears open so you can hook the guards up with the primo intel. Remember, the juicier the tid bit the faster you get out of there.

6: Nothing makes friends like gambling. By gambling, you get to really know people through conversation and might even hear some info now and then. Don't worry if you ain't got no money or run out. They're your friends, they will loan it to you. If someone makes a big deal aabout the money you owe them, you can always turn them over to the guards because gambling isn't allowed in prison and the guards will be grateful to find out who is running the gambling dens.

7: Do all the drugs you can. They're like gambling. Follow number 7 when it comes to drugs.

== See Also ==
* A [[Psychopath|frequent visitor]] of prison, as well as ED Admin, [[Yiri]]
:* And [[Weev]], [[Goatse Security|totally due to drugs and not exposing iPad flaws]]
* [[Bubba]]
* [[Crime]]
* [[Dateline NBC]]
* [[Don't taze me bro]]
* [[Jailhouse Burrito]]
* [[Jailhouse Gay]]
* [[Party V&]]
* [[Police]]
* [[Pruno]]
* [[Rape]]
* [[Theft]]
* [[These Cuffs]]
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{{Dying_Alone}}

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	'''Nigger University''' (also known as the '''[[Rape]] House''', the '''[[Welfare\|Free Residences]]''', the '''Zoo''', '''[[Communism\|Da Gulag]]''' or simply '''Prison''') is an institution created by [[The Man]] to contain the epidemic of [[Niggers\|disease-ridden wild animals from Africa]] breeding everywhere and destroying [[White\|Human civilization]], and was also used as an experiment to study if normal straight men can be converted into [[Faggot\|homosexuals]] through [[Rape\|non-consensual mating practices]] with said [[niggers\|wild animals]]. It's where you will likely be sent following the conviction of a crime [[IRL]], thus forever giving you higher risk of [[AIDS]]. Unlike [[internet jail]], prison is an IRL [[friendster]], and meeting people mostly [[in the ass\|involves unprotected anal penetration]].		'''Nigger University''' (also known as the '''[[Rape]] House''', the '''[[Welfare\|Free Residences]]''', the '''Zoo''', '''[[Communism\|Da Gulag]]''' or simply '''Prison''') is an institution created by [[The Man]] to contain the epidemic of [[Niggers\|disease-ridden wild animals from Africa]] breeding everywhere and destroying [[White\|Human civilization]], and was also used as an experiment to study if normal straight men can be converted into [[Faggot\|homosexuals]] through [[Rape\|non-consensual mating practices]] with said [[niggers\|wild animals]]. It's where you will likely be sent following the conviction of a crime [[IRL]], thus forever giving you higher risk of [[AIDS]]. Unlike [[internet jail]], prison is an IRL [[friendster]], and meeting people mostly [[in the ass\|involves unprotected anal penetration]].

	On occasion, [[OTI]] may result in a prison sentence. These offenses include, but are not limited to: [[slander]]; [[cp\|kiddy porn]]; hacking; [[RIAA\|downloading music]]; writing [[emo]] [[poetry]]; being a [[furry]]; [[blanking]] ED pages; [http://sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.med.diseases.lyme/2006-01/msg00184.html trolling srsly] ; and inventing new ways to [[terrorist\|fly planes into buildings]].		On occasion, [[OTI]] may result in a prison sentence. These offenses include, but are not limited to: [[slander]]; [[cp\|kiddy porn]] [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2252A (20 years)]; hacking [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1030 (10 years)]; [[RIAA\|downloading music]] (5 years); writing [[emo]] [[poetry]]; being a [[furry]]; [[blanking]] ED pages; [http://sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.med.diseases.lyme/2006-01/msg00184.html trolling srsly] ; and inventing new ways to [[terrorist\|fly planes into buildings]] [[Death\|(o wait)]].

	Prison has a way of making [[jailhouse gay\|a fag out of a straight man]] and is currently making a [[lesbian]] out of [[Jasmine Richardson]].		Prison has a way of making [[jailhouse gay\|a fag out of a straight man]] and is currently making a [[lesbian]] out of [[Jasmine Richardson]].