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	* [[John McCain]]		* [[John McCain]]

	* [[~~Joe Biden~~]]		* [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)\|Kamala Harris]]

	*[[Vermin Supreme]]... yet.		*[[Vermin Supreme]]... yet.

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	[[Image:Bushumbrella1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<s>[[George W Bush\|W]], the President of [[United States\|America]], was the [[Insane\|smartest]] president. [[evar]].</s> [[Senator_Barack_Hussein_Obama\|OBAMA]] is the [[Boring\|smartest]] president [[evar]].]]		[[Image:Bushumbrella1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<s>[[George W Bush\|W]], the President of [[United States\|America]], was the [[Insane\|smartest]] president. [[evar]].</s> [[Senator_Barack_Hussein_Obama\|OBAMA]] is the [[Boring\|smartest]] president [[evar]].]]
	[[Image:Robotnixon.gif\|thumb\|The 1970's were an interesting time to be alive.]]		[[Image:Robotnixon.gif\|thumb\|The 1970's were an interesting time to be alive.]]

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	* [[Hugh Jidette]] Running for 2012, vote for him and receive a free pony, and pie!		* [[Hugh Jidette]] Running for 2012, vote for him and receive a free pony, and pie!
	* [[John McCain]]		* <s>[[John McCain]]</s> not eligible because he's dead
	* [[Cynthia McKinney]]		* [[Cynthia McKinney]]
	* [[Ralph Nader]]		* [[Ralph Nader]]
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	* [[Howard Dean]]		* [[Howard Dean]]
	* [[John Edwards]]		* [[John Edwards]]
			* [[Bernie Sanders]]
	* [[Rudy Ghouliani]]		* [[Rudy Ghouliani]]
	* [[Mike Gravel]]		* <s>[[Mike Gravel]]</s> not eligible because he's dead
	* [[Mike Huckabee]]		* [[Mike Huckabee]]
			* [[India\|Nikki Haley]]
			* [[Florida\|Ron DeSantis]]
	* [[Jesse Jackson]]		* [[Jesse Jackson]]
	* [[Dennis Kucinich]]		* [[Dennis Kucinich]]
	* [[Lyndon Larouche]]		* [[Lyndon Larouche]]
			* [[San Francisco\|Gavin Newsom]]
	* [[Joe Lieberman]]		* [[Joe Lieberman]]
	* [[Ron Paul]]		* [[Ron Paul]]

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	[[File:Headshotod5.jpg\|thumb\|In lead we trust.]]		[[File:Headshotod5.jpg\|thumb\|In lead we trust.]]

	A '''President''' is anyone who is in charge of lots of [[America\|shit]]. You can usually tell if you're a president or not based on how many people kiss your ass and how big your armed escort is. Many countries, such as El Salvador and [[Texas]], use the presidential system instead of having a [[queen]] or a [[~~Communism~~\|dictator]].		A '''President''' is anyone who is in charge of lots of [[America\|shit]]. You can usually tell if you're a president or not based on how many people kiss your ass and how big your armed escort is. Many countries, such as El Salvador and [[Texas]], use the presidential system instead of having a [[queen]] or a [[Capitalism\|dictator]].

	==The Election Process==		==The Election Process==

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	[[Image:Bushumbrella1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<s>[[George W Bush\|W]], the President of [[United States\|America]], is the [[Insane\|smartest]] president [[evar]].</s> [[Senator_Barack_Hussein_Obama\|OBAMA]] is the [[~~Insane~~\|smartest]] president [[evar]].]]		[[Image:Bushumbrella1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<s>[[George W Bush\|W]], the President of [[United States\|America]], was the [[Insane\|smartest]] president. [[evar]].</s> [[Senator_Barack_Hussein_Obama\|OBAMA]] is the [[Boring\|smartest]] president [[evar]].]]
	[[Image:Robotnixon.gif\|thumb\|The 1970's were an interesting time to be alive.]]		[[Image:Robotnixon.gif\|thumb\|The 1970's were an interesting time to be alive.]]
	[[Image:William howard taft moustache rides.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Taft is mostly remembered for being fat and having awesome facial hair.]]		[[Image:William howard taft moustache rides.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Taft is mostly remembered for being fat and having awesome facial hair.]]
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	[[File:Headshotod5.jpg\|thumb\|In lead we trust.]]		[[File:Headshotod5.jpg\|thumb\|In lead we trust.]]

	A '''President''' is anyone who is in charge of lots of [[America\|shit]]. You can usually tell if you're a president or not based on how many people kiss your ass and how ~~many guns you have~~. Many countries, such as El Salvador and [[Texas]], use the presidential system instead of having a [[queen]] or a [[Communism\|dictator]].		A '''President''' is anyone who is in charge of lots of [[America\|shit]]. You can usually tell if you're a president or not based on how many people kiss your ass and how big your armed escort is. Many countries, such as El Salvador and [[Texas]], use the presidential system instead of having a [[queen]] or a [[Communism\|dictator]].

	==The Election Process==		==The Election Process==
	In a [[democracy]] or a [[republic]], the President is chosen by the [[people]] (except in [[Israel]] and the [[United States]], where ~~the President~~ is chosen by [[Jews]]). A specific day is picked and [[noone\|everyone]] skips out on work to go vote, thus fulfilling their [[anal sex\|civic duty]]. Later on that week the election is contested by the [[Pig bottom\|loser]] and then the opponents engage in a fight to the [[death]].		In a [[democracy]] or a [[republic]], the President is chosen by the [[people]] (except in [[Israel]] and the [[United States]], where fucking everything is chosen by [[Jews]]). A specific day is picked and [[noone\|everyone]] skips out on work to go vote, thus fulfilling their [[anal sex\|civic duty]]. Later on that week the election is contested by the [[Pig bottom\|loser]] and then the opponents engage in a fight to the [[death]].

	The survivor of the duel then calls his old college/drinking buddies up and invites them to help him run the country into the ground.		The survivor of the duel then calls his old college/drinking buddies up and invites them to help him run the country into the ground.
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	==Examples of Presidents==		==Examples of Presidents==

	* ~~<s>[[Ron Paul\|Ronald E. Paul]]</s>~~ [[Al Gore\|Albert A. Gore]] is <s>president</s> king of the [[Internets]].		* [[Al Gore\|Albert A. Gore]] is <s>president</s> king of the [[Internets]] and future Emperor of the Moon.

	* ~~<s>~~[[Girlvinyl]] is Queen of '''æ'''.</s> ~~[[HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]~~		* [[Girlvinyl]] is Queen of <s>'''æ'''</s> Treachery, Deceit, and Anal Warts.

	* [[Hepkitten]] is president of [[LiveJournal]].		* [[Hepkitten]] is president of [[LiveJournal]].

	* [[~~Jesse Jackson~~\|~~Jesse L. Jackson~~]] is <s>president</s> ~~emperor~~ of black person.		* [[Oprah Winfrey\|Oprah]] is <s>president</s> empress of black person.

	* [[Adolf Hitler]] is Reichspräsident and Führer of [[Germany]].		* [[Adolf Hitler]] was Reichspräsident and Führer of [[Germany]].

	* [[Mikhail Saakashvili\|Mikhail N. Saakashvili]] is president of [[Messin' With Sasquatch\|Georgia]].		* [[Mikhail Saakashvili\|Mikhail N. Saakashvili]] was president of [[Messin' With Sasquatch\|Georgia]].

	* [[Saddam Hussein]] was president of [[Iraq]].		* [[Saddam Hussein]] was president of [[Iraq]].

	* [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] is president of [[Iran]].		* [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] was president of [[Iran]].

	* [[Bad Vlad\|Vladimir V. Putin]] is ~~<s>~~president~~</s> prime minister~~ of [[Russia]].		* [[Bad Vlad\|Vladimir V. Putin]] is eternal president of [[Russia]].

	* [[George Washington]] is president of the United States.		* [[George Washington]] was the [[Propaganda\|first president of the United States]].

	* [[Richard Nixon\|Richard M. Nixon]] is known as having a lot of impersonators [[doing it wrong\|do it wrong]], especially [[Futurama]].

	* [[Warren G. Harding]] was the first [[negro]] president of the United States and is currently president of [[Wikipedia]] [[vandal]]ism.		* [[Warren G. Harding]] was the first [[negro]] president of the United States and is currently president of [[Wikipedia]] [[vandal]]ism.
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	* [[Lyndon Johnson\|Lyndon B. Johnson]]		* [[Lyndon Johnson\|Lyndon B. Johnson]]

	* [[Ronald Reagan\|Ronald W. Reagan]] was president of [[~~lemon party~~\|senility]].		* [[Ronald Reagan\|Ronald W. Reagan]] was president of [[lemonparty\|senility]].

			* [[Bill Clinton\|William J. Clinton]] remains president of [[hookers and blow]].

	* [[~~Bill Clinton~~\|~~William J~~. ~~Clinton~~]] was president of [[~~hookers and blow~~]].		* [[W\|George W. Bush]] was the president of [[Derp\|being himself]].

	* [[W\|~~George W~~. ~~Bush~~]] ~~was the~~ president of [[~~retard~~\|~~being himself~~]].		* [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama\|Barack H. Obama]] is president of [[Your mom\|chikinz]].

	* [[~~Senator Barack Hussein Obama~~\|~~Barack H~~. ~~Obama~~]] is president of [[~~nigra\|chikinz~~]].		* [[Drumpf\|Donald J. Trump]] is president of [[Dumbfuckistan]].

	* [[Hugo Chavez\|Hugo R. Chávez]] is president of [[Venezuela]] and an [[IRL]] [[troll]].		* [[Hugo Chavez\|Hugo R. Chávez]] was president of [[Venezuela]] and an [[IRL]] [[troll]]. Good night, sweet Prince.

	==Examples of things that are ''not'' Presidents==		==Examples of things that are ''not'' Presidents==

			* [[Hillary Clinton]]

	* [[Benazir Bhutto]]		* [[Benazir Bhutto]]
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	* [[Ralph Nader]]		* [[Ralph Nader]]
	* [[Sarah Palin]]		* [[Sarah Palin]]
	* <s>[[Hillary Clinton]]		* <s>[[Hillary Clinton]]</s>
	* [[Howard Dean]]		* [[Howard Dean]]
	* [[John Edwards]]		* [[John Edwards]]
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	* [[Mitt Romney]]		* [[Mitt Romney]]
	* [[Al Sharpton]]		* [[Al Sharpton]]
	* [[Freddie Thompson]]~~</s>~~		* [[Freddie Thompson]]
	* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] not eligible, ~~<s>'''yet'''</s>~~ [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger#Infidelity thanks to his penis.]		* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] not eligible, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger#Infidelity thanks to his penis.]

	==See also==		==See also==
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	{{Politics}}		{{Politics}}
	[[Category: Epithets]]		[[Category: Epithets]]

			{{Trump}}

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			[[File:History of US presidents.jpg\|thumb\|Who needs history class, this is all [[you]] need to know]]
	[[Image:Bushumbrella1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<s>[[George W Bush\|W]], the President of [[United States\|America]], was the [[Insane\|smartest]] president. [[evar]].</s> [[Senator_Barack_Hussein_Obama\|OBAMA]] is the [[Boring\|smartest]] president [[evar]].]]		[[Image:Bushumbrella1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|<s>[[George W Bush\|W]], the President of [[United States\|America]], was the [[Insane\|smartest]] president. [[evar]].</s> [[Senator_Barack_Hussein_Obama\|OBAMA]] is the [[Boring\|smartest]] president [[evar]].]]
	[[Image:Robotnixon.gif\|thumb\|The 1970's were an interesting time to be alive.]]		[[Image:Robotnixon.gif\|thumb\|The 1970's were an interesting time to be alive.]]