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Never mind; different person.

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Never mind; different person.

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[[Image:Postvixen.jpg|thumb|Postvixen (on right) with Waterotter]]
[[Image:Spacetoy.jpg|thumb|Peganthryus, the only <s>cute postfurry</s> [[Butterface]]]]
'''Postvixen''' (AKA Hannah Kincaid, Li'l Nicky) made up [[postfurry]] in the late 1990s or thereabouts, because regular old [[furry]] and rubber/leather fetish outfits just weren't close enough together for his taste.

With his sidekick and attack dog Postrodent (AKA Rikal or Ratboy) at his side, he has since devoted the major part of his on-line existence to being a shameless [[attention whore]], speaking out in favor of shameless self-indulgence, and badly misinterpreting the phrase "flaming gay."

Somehow Postvixen attracted the romantic attention of the gender-bemused furry artist [[Peganthyrus]], whose [http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Peganthyrus/ artwork] has since taken a dramatic shift towards sex and latex.

Postvixen has a tremendous [[Completely irrelevant history|vendetta]] against [[LJDrama]] and atrocity tourism in general. To that end he created numerous [[LiveJournal]]s to "counter-troll" the trolls, but mostly managed to spew [http://www.livejournal.com/users/biteycircusflea/3710.html more wordy piffle].

His current general-purpose journal, circuit_four (renamed from apanthropomorph), was [[friends only]] for a long long time, but eventually -- inevitably -- he gave in to his ego's demands for public self-humiliation.
He also keeps popping up in other journals and communities flailing about and demanding attention, like [http://community.livejournal.com/drama_awesome/101390.html here], [http://shatterstripes.livejournal.com/599148.html there], and [http://community.livejournal.com/drama_awesome/102013.html everywhere].

==Modus operandi==
The first and foremost goal of a Postvixen Livejournal post above all else is to win approval and metaphysical fellatio from hir extensive Friends list; this is done by espousing ostensibly "witty" and "amusing" opinions, not by making those indolent postfurries actually think, for God's sake. Real insight squanders valuable time which could be better employed swapping fluids and/or long-chain organic molecules with sentient standard lamps on PuzzleBox.

{{quote|Shi's marvelous, somehow, in hir pointless verbosity and insularity. It's like watching a marital aid designed by the bastard offspring of Sigmund Freud and Rube Goldberg, complete with a pump to inflate its ego.|[[CrushYiffDestroy|Mitch]], on Postvixen}}

==Flame wars and other fun times==
Postvixen is a fine specimen both of furry [[TL;DR|verbosity]] and of furry painful earnestness, as seen for example below:
*[http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/essay/postvixen/ Justification] for getting involved in alt.fan.furry flamewars
*[[Friends cut]] [http://www.livejournal.com/users/postvixen/714959.html drama]
*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenofstripes/761884.html It's okay to spaz out and cause drama], [http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenofstripes/762815.html?thread=9502655 everybody else is doin' it]
*Lewis Carroll [http://www.livejournal.com/users/furctionary/1401.html?thread=118649#t118649 rolls over in his grave]
*Our hero shows off his amazing ability to [http://circuit-four.livejournal.com/268801.html troll for IP addresses]. His parents must be quite proud of him
*In [http://community.livejournal.com/exploit_them/610.html this sterling example], our hero calls someone a "pugnacious, whiny little shit". For more information, [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony see here]

==Known LiveJournals==
Collect 'em all, just like Pokemon!
*<s>{{lj|postvixen}}</s> → {{lj|user=queenofstripes}}
*{{lj|yoyodyne}}
*{{lj|biteycircusflea}} ("counter-troll" journal)
*{{lj|yulicorn}}
*{{lj|wheel_of_masks}}
*{{lj|radiofreecatgrl}}
*{{lj|laika}}
*<s>{{lj|apanthropomorph}}</s> → {{lj|circuit-four}}
*<s>{{lj|user=paradise_shat}}</s>
*{{lj|butter_larz}} (halfwit knockoff of a [[Portal of Evil]] [http://www.portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=000032141 exhibit])
*{{lj|falabala}}
*{{lj|love-troll}}

Postvixen's usual response when someone unearths one of his 27 journals is to act unimpressed and pretend he wasn't trying to hide them in the first place.
{{Furfaggotry}}
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	With his sidekick and attack dog Postrodent (AKA Rikal or Ratboy) at his side, he has since devoted the major part of his on-line existence to being a shameless [[attention whore]], speaking out in favor of shameless self-indulgence, and badly misinterpreting the phrase "flaming gay."		With his sidekick and attack dog Postrodent (AKA Rikal or Ratboy) at his side, he has since devoted the major part of his on-line existence to being a shameless [[attention whore]], speaking out in favor of shameless self-indulgence, and badly misinterpreting the phrase "flaming gay."

	Somehow Postvixen attracted the romantic attention of the gender-bemused furry artist [[Peganthyrus]], whose [http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Peganthyrus/ artwork] has since taken a dramatic shift towards sex and latex.		Somehow Postvixen attracted the romantic attention of the gender-bemused furry artist Peganthyrus, whose [http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Peganthyrus/ artwork] has since taken a dramatic shift towards sex and latex.

	Postvixen has a tremendous [[Completely irrelevant history\|vendetta]] against [[LJDrama]] and atrocity tourism in general. To that end he created numerous [[LiveJournal]]s to "counter-troll" the trolls, but mostly managed to spew [http://www.livejournal.com/users/biteycircusflea/3710.html more wordy piffle].		Postvixen has a tremendous [[Completely irrelevant history\|vendetta]] against [[LJDrama]] and atrocity tourism in general. To that end he created numerous [[LiveJournal]]s to "counter-troll" the trolls, but mostly managed to spew [http://www.livejournal.com/users/biteycircusflea/3710.html more wordy piffle].

	His current general-purpose journal, circuit_four (renamed from apanthropomorph), was [[friends only]] for a long long time, but eventually -- inevitably -- he gave in to his ego's demands for public self-humiliation.		His current general-purpose journal, circuit_four (renamed from apanthropomorph), was [[friends only]] for a long long time, but eventually -- inevitably -- he gave in to his ego's demands for public self-humiliation.
	He also keeps popping up in other journals and communities flailing about and demanding attention, like [http://community.livejournal.com/drama_awesome/101390.html here], [http://shatterstripes.livejournal.com/599148.html there], and [http://community.livejournal.com/drama_awesome/102013.html everywhere].		He also keeps popping up in other journals and communities flailing about and demanding attention.

	==Modus operandi==		==Modus operandi==
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	==Flame wars and other fun times==		==Flame wars and other fun times==
	Postvixen is a fine specimen both of furry [[TL;DR\|verbosity]] and of furry painful earnestness, as seen for example below:		Postvixen is a fine specimen both of furry [[TL;DR\|verbosity]] and of furry painful earnestness, as seen for example below:
	*[http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/essay/postvixen/ Justification] for getting involved in alt.fan.furry flamewars		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070307221040/http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/essay/postvixen/ Justification] for getting involved in alt.fan.furry flamewars
	*[[Friends cut]] [http://www.livejournal.com/users/postvixen/714959.html drama]		*[[Friends cut]] [http://www.livejournal.com/users/postvixen/714959.html drama]
	*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenofstripes/761884.html It's okay to spaz out and cause drama], [http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenofstripes/762815.html?thread=9502655 everybody else is doin' it]		*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenofstripes/761884.html It's okay to spaz out and cause drama], [http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenofstripes/762815.html?thread=9502655 everybody else is doin' it]
	*Lewis Carroll [http://www.livejournal.com/users/furctionary/1401.html?thread=118649#t118649 rolls over in his grave]		*Lewis Carroll [http://www.livejournal.com/users/furctionary/1401.html?thread=118649#t118649 rolls over in his grave]
	*Our hero shows off his amazing ability to [http://circuit-four.livejournal.com/268801.html troll for IP addresses]. His parents must be quite proud of him		*Our hero shows off his amazing ability to [http://circuit-four.livejournal.com/268801.html troll for IP addresses]. His parents must be quite proud of him
	*In [http://community.livejournal.com/exploit_them/610.html this sterling example], our hero calls someone a "pugnacious, whiny little shit". For more information, [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony see here]

	==Known LiveJournals==		==Known LiveJournals==
	Collect 'em all, just like Pokemon!		Collect 'em all, just like Pokemon!
	*<s>{{lj\|postvixen}}</s> → {{lj\|user=queenofstripes}}		*<s>{{lj\|postvixen}}</s> → {{lj\|user=queenofstripes}}
	*{{lj\|yoyodyne}}		*<s>{{lj\|yoyodyne}}</s>
	*{{lj\|biteycircusflea}} ("counter-troll" journal)		*{{lj\|biteycircusflea}} ("counter-troll" journal)
	*{{lj\|yulicorn}}		*{{lj\|yulicorn}}
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	*<s>{{lj\|apanthropomorph}}</s> → {{lj\|circuit-four}}		*<s>{{lj\|apanthropomorph}}</s> → {{lj\|circuit-four}}
	*<s>{{lj\|user=paradise_shat}}</s>		*<s>{{lj\|user=paradise_shat}}</s>
	*{{lj\|butter_larz}} (halfwit knockoff of a [[Portal of Evil]] [http://~~www.~~portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=000032141 exhibit])		*<s>{{lj\|butter_larz}}</s> (halfwit knockoff of a [[Portal of Evil]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20071016235703/http://portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=000032141 exhibit])
	*{{lj\|falabala}}		*{{lj\|falabala}}
	*{{lj\|love-troll}}		*<s>{{lj\|love-troll}}</s>

	Postvixen's usual response when someone unearths one of his 27 journals is to act unimpressed and pretend he wasn't trying to hide them in the first place.		Postvixen's usual response when someone unearths one of his 27 journals is to act unimpressed and pretend he wasn't trying to hide them in the first place.