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Paul in the Mall at 01:35, 23 December 2025

2025-12-23T01:35:29Z

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	*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?		*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?
	*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.		*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.
	*'''[[Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente]]''' - Fat fuck who shot up [[Brown]] University in 2025.		*'''[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]]''' - Fat fuck who shot up [[Brown]] University in 2025.

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Paul in the Mall at 20:42, 20 December 2025

2025-12-20T20:42:39Z

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	*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?		*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?
	*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.		*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.
	*~~{{glow\|~~'''[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]]'''}} - ~~[[Millennial]]~~ who shot up [[Brown]] University in 2025.		*'''[[Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente]]''' - Fat fuck who shot up [[Brown]] University in 2025.

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Omari81: /* A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies */

2025-12-20T20:34:13Z

A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies

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	*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?		*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?
	*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.		*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.
	*{{glow\|'''Claudio Manuel Neves Valente'''}} - [[Millennial]] who shot up [[Brown]] University in 2025.		*{{glow\|'''[[Claudio Manuel Neves Valente]]'''}} - [[Millennial]] who shot up [[Brown]] University in 2025.

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Omari81: /* A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies */

2025-12-20T20:33:56Z

A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies

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	*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?		*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?
	*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.		*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.
			*{{glow\|'''Claudio Manuel Neves Valente'''}} - [[Millennial]] who shot up [[Brown]] University in 2025.

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Eldiperro: /* A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies */

2025-06-21T17:43:12Z

A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies

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	*'''José Castelo Branco''' - Typical poortugayse.		*'''José Castelo Branco''' - Typical poortugayse.
	*'''Vasco da Gama''' - Discovered the atlantic sea route to [[India]], enriching the indians with christianity and other shit in exchange for spices which the poortugayse could sell to the europeans for a profit.		*'''Vasco da Gama''' - Discovered the atlantic sea route to [[India]], enriching the indians with christianity and other shit in exchange for spices which the poortugayse could sell to the europeans for a profit.
	*<s>'''Christopher Columbus''' - [[The colonization of America\|Discovered America and named it after himself]]. Crossed the globe at the service of Spain, because the Portugayse Court [[derp\|raised several questions]] and had [[Hookers and blow\|more important financial priorities]].</s> He was a [[guido]], faggot.		*<s>'''Christopher Columbus''' - [[The colonization of America\|Discovered America and named it after himself]]. Crossed the globe at the service of Spain, because the Portugayse Court [[derp\|raised several questions]] and had [[Hookers and blow\|more important financial priorities]].</s> He was a [[dago]]-[[guido]], faggot.
	*'''António O. Salazar''' - Portugal's greatest [[gay\|dictator]]. Tortured and deported political prisoners to [[Cape Verde]] and censored the press for [[teh]] [[lulz]].		*'''António O. Salazar''' - Portugal's greatest [[gay\|dictator]]. Tortured and deported political prisoners to [[Cape Verde]] and censored the press for [[teh]] [[lulz]].
	*'''Justin Credible''' - Former Professional Wrestler, now eats people's assholes in the back of Taco Bell.		*'''Justin Credible''' - Former Professional Wrestler, now eats people's assholes in the back of Taco Bell.
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	*'''Eusébio''' - The greatest poortugayse footballer of all time and favorite propaganda tool of Salazar's regime.		*'''Eusébio''' - The greatest poortugayse footballer of all time and favorite propaganda tool of Salazar's regime.
	*'''José Mourinho''' - Football coach who was deported for being too good for poortugayse standards and for being extremely [[serious]].		*'''José Mourinho''' - Football coach who was deported for being too good for poortugayse standards and for being extremely [[serious]].
	*'''Cristiano Ronaldo''' - The most cry ~~babby~~ football player in the world. Also known for having a strong taste for [[teh]] [[cock]] and common customer to [[Dubai\|Sharjah Ruler's]] [[Child Abuse\|Child]] [[Prostitute\|Prostitution]] [[illuminati\|services]].		*'''Cristiano Ronaldo''' - The most <s>cry baby football player in the world</s> got surpassed by a [[Brazil\|portuspic-nigger]] . Also known for having a strong taste for [[teh]] [[cock]] and common customer to [[Dubai\|Sharjah Ruler's]] [[Child Abuse\|Child]] [[Prostitute\|Prostitution]] [[illuminati\|services]].
	*'''Viriathus''' - The poortugayse claim he was one of them even though he has no connections to Portugal and existed 1000 years before the kingdom of Portugal was created. He kept a straight record of [[pwning]] [[Roman]] ass until he was [[trolled\|killed by his followers]].		*'''Viriathus''' - The poortugayse claim he was one of them even though he has no connections to Portugal and existed 1000 years before the kingdom of Portugal was created. He kept a straight record of [[pwning]] [[Roman]] ass until he was [[trolled\|killed by his followers]].
	*'''[[Communist\|Álvaro Cunhal]] '''- The poortugayse [[Stalin]]. Tried to turn Portugal into an [[USSR]] bitch. Ultimately failed and the poortugayse followed the model of the western [[democracy]].		*'''[[Communist\|Álvaro Cunhal]] '''- The poortugayse [[Stalin]]. Tried to turn Portugal into an [[USSR]] bitch. Ultimately failed and the poortugayse followed the model of the western [[democracy]].

Paul in the Mall at 17:34, 7 June 2025

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Paul in the Mall at 23:02, 24 February 2025

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imported>InspectElement: /* A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies */

2022-08-09T11:51:26Z

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	*'''Fernando Pessoa''' - An austistic poortugayse poet who created different personalities and wrote letters to himself. Although he was a massive faggot that no one cared about, the poortugayse intellectuals of today love him and he is studied in the schools.		*'''Fernando Pessoa''' - An austistic poortugayse poet who created different personalities and wrote letters to himself. Although he was a massive faggot that no one cared about, the poortugayse intellectuals of today love him and he is studied in the schools.
	*'''Eusébio''' - The greatest poortugayse footballer of all time and favorite propaganda tool of Salazar's regime.		*'''Eusébio''' - The greatest poortugayse footballer of all time and favorite propaganda tool of Salazar's regime.
	*J'''~~osé~~ Mourinho''' - Football coach who was deported for being too good for poortugayse standards and for being extremely [[serious]].		*'''José Mourinho''' - Football coach who was deported for being too good for poortugayse standards and for being extremely [[serious]].
	*'''Cristiano Ronaldo''' - The most cry babby football player in the world. Also known for having a strong taste for [[teh]] [[cock]] and common customer to [[Dubai\|Sharjah Ruler's]] [[Child Abuse\|Child]] [[Prostitute\|Prostitution]] [[illuminati\|services]].		*'''Cristiano Ronaldo''' - The most cry babby football player in the world. Also known for having a strong taste for [[teh]] [[cock]] and common customer to [[Dubai\|Sharjah Ruler's]] [[Child Abuse\|Child]] [[Prostitute\|Prostitution]] [[illuminati\|services]].
	*'''Viriathus''' - The poortugayse claim he was one of them even though he has no connections to Portugal and existed 1000 years before the kingdom of Portugal was created. He kept a straight record of [[pwning]] [[Roman]] ass until he was [[trolled\|killed by his followers]].		*'''Viriathus''' - The poortugayse claim he was one of them even though he has no connections to Portugal and existed 1000 years before the kingdom of Portugal was created. He kept a straight record of [[pwning]] [[Roman]] ass until he was [[trolled\|killed by his followers]].
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	*'''Mariza''' - Today's most popular [[emo\|fado]] singer. Everyone loves her despite her annoying, shrieking voice.		*'''Mariza''' - Today's most popular [[emo\|fado]] singer. Everyone loves her despite her annoying, shrieking voice.
	*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?		*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?
	*'''[[~~Diogo_~~"Doggis"~~_Mendes\|Diogo Mendes~~]]''' - Poortugayse~~/Probably [[Chile\|a Chilean in disguise]]~~ who ~~is a most wanted pedophile~~		*'''[[Diogo Mendes\|Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes AKA "Doggis"]]''' - Poortugayse teenage retard who faps to bellies and Gachas.

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2022-04-30T07:42:30Z

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	*'''Mariza''' - Today's most popular [[emo\|fado]] singer. Everyone loves her despite her annoying, shrieking voice.		*'''Mariza''' - Today's most popular [[emo\|fado]] singer. Everyone loves her despite her annoying, shrieking voice.
	*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?		*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?
	*'''[[Diogo_"Doggis"_Mendes\|~~Doggis~~]] - Poortugayse/Probably [[Chile\|a Chilean in disguise]] who is a most wanted pedophile		*'''[[Diogo_"Doggis"_Mendes\|Diogo Mendes]]''' - Poortugayse/Probably [[Chile\|a Chilean in disguise]] who is a most wanted pedophile

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2022-04-20T02:24:19Z

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	*'''Mariza''' - Today's most popular [[emo\|fado]] singer. Everyone loves her despite her annoying, shrieking voice.		*'''Mariza''' - Today's most popular [[emo\|fado]] singer. Everyone loves her despite her annoying, shrieking voice.
	*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?		*'''Durão Barroso''' - Yes, he is Poortugayse! Where do you think all that [[shit]] comes from?
	*'''[[~~Doggis\|~~Diogo_"Doggis"_Mendes]] - Poortugayse/Probably [[Chile\|a Chilean in disguise]] who is a most wanted pedophile		*'''[[Diogo_"Doggis"_Mendes\|Doggis]] - Poortugayse/Probably [[Chile\|a Chilean in disguise]] who is a most wanted pedophile

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