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	[[Image:Waffle.gif\|thumb\|Here's a waffle, son- Mommy needs to go on the internet now!]]		[[Image:Waffle.gif\|thumb\|Here's a waffle, son- Mommy needs to go on the internet now!]]
	[[Image:ResponsibleTeenMother.PNG\|thumb\|The quintessential sheeply pop parent, Crazayjillay, hard at work.]]		[[Image:ResponsibleTeenMother.PNG\|thumb\|The quintessential sheeply pop parent, Crazayjillay, hard at work.]]
	'''Pop parenting''' is a tactic of [[babyfuck\|childrearing]] that is becoming increasingly popular on the [[Internet]], especially [[LiveJournal]], where mommies compete to see who is the best parent and no one wins because it's [[retarded]] and no one cares [[IRL]].
			'''Pop [[parenting]]''' is a tactic of [[babyfuck\|childrearing]] that is becoming increasingly popular on the [[Internet]], especially [[LiveJournal]], where mommies compete to see who is the best parent and no one wins because it's [[retarded]] and no one cares [[IRL]].

	Pop parenting is, inherently, doing whatever the Internet tells you to, including not vaccinating your children and copping a holier-than-thou attitude when faced with any other e-parent. Misleadingly labeled "attachment parenting", nothing really matters except pretending you practice obscure and wholly inefficient parenting techniques, making huge posts about how [[waffles]] kill babies (see [[Nouglybabies]]), quoting fake studies, saying how their [[religion]] is best left for them to decide ([[Star trek\|or create]]) by themselves, posting pictures of your [[babies]] [[at least 100]] times per day, and eventually turning your children into the shrieking hellbeasts that justify the attitudes of [[childfree]] folk everywhere.		Pop parenting is, inherently, doing whatever the Internet tells you to, including not vaccinating your children and copping a holier-than-thou attitude when faced with any other e-parent. Misleadingly labeled "attachment parenting", nothing really matters except pretending you practice obscure and wholly inefficient parenting techniques, making huge posts about how [[waffles]] kill babies (see [[Nouglybabies]]), quoting fake studies, saying how their [[religion]] is best left for them to decide ([[Star trek\|or create]]) by themselves, posting pictures of your [[babies]] [[at least 100]] times per day, and eventually turning your children into the shrieking hellbeasts that justify the attitudes of [[childfree]] folk everywhere.
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	*[http://photobucket.com/albums/y256/unconformed Photo report of pop parenting]		*[http://photobucket.com/albums/y256/unconformed Photo report of pop parenting]

	~~{{Timeline\|Featured article January 29, [[2006]]\|[[Bantown]]\|[[Pop parenting]]\|[[Mario]]}}~~

	[[Category: LiveJournal]]		[[Category: LiveJournal]]

			{{Timeline\|Featured article January 29, [[2006]]\|[[Bantown]]\|[[Pop parenting]]\|[[Mario]]}}

imported>ViolentlyMasticate at 03:09, 23 June 2015

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[[Image:Waffle.gif|thumb|Here's a waffle, son- Mommy needs to go on the internet now!]]
[[Image:ResponsibleTeenMother.PNG|thumb|The quintessential sheeply pop parent, Crazayjillay, hard at work.]]
'''Pop parenting''' is a tactic of [[babyfuck|childrearing]] that is becoming increasingly popular on the [[Internet]], especially [[LiveJournal]], where mommies compete to see who is the best parent and no one wins because it's [[retarded]] and no one cares [[IRL]].

Pop parenting is, inherently, doing whatever the Internet tells you to, including not vaccinating your children and copping a holier-than-thou attitude when faced with any other e-parent. Misleadingly labeled "attachment parenting", nothing really matters except pretending you practice obscure and wholly inefficient parenting techniques, making huge posts about how [[waffles]] kill babies (see [[Nouglybabies]]), quoting fake studies, saying how their [[religion]] is best left for them to decide ([[Star trek|or create]]) by themselves, posting pictures of your [[babies]] [[at least 100]] times per day, and eventually turning your children into the shrieking hellbeasts that justify the attitudes of [[childfree]] folk everywhere.

The best part about this parenting technique is that, in reality, pop parents are so busy on the [[Internet]] arguing about how formula and doctors suck and talking about their [[moontime]], that their kids really sit in playpens [[Angelique_DeSatanos|neglected all day]].

A sub-breed of the pop parenting phenomenon, [[Boob Nazis]], spends a lot of time talking about how letting a 5 year old breastfeed is totally okay and not sexually [[pervert]]ed at all, scolding those who dare to give their children a bottle, and generally being [[retarded]]. So-called "mama [[drama]]" is a source of [[lulz]] for many, as evidenced by [[Nouglybabies]].

== Pop Parenting Sites ==
===Mommy Connection===
This is a popular pop parenting [[forum]], in which access is granted by the [[admin]]s. This is solely to show who is really running the show. You are promised a laid back atmosphere with little [[drama]]. Attaining access is easy, just say you have a cooch, you like anal sex and you have a few [[babies]] running around somewhere, and they will let you in.

Do not be fooled by the charming colors. These women are [[boob nazis]] who will defend the teat at all cost. They will make sure everyone knows that only bad moms feed their children formula. A way to get them all worked up is to mention that you've had your son circumcised or use the term [[retard]] to describe an idea you do not like.

Most of these women are from the St. Louis area, which that statement alone tells you that the majority are [[fat]] [[whore]]s who shop at [[Wal-Mart]]. All intelligence is lost, as these women are self-proclaimed professionals, while they stay at home being a maid to their milk-puppies. A large percentage of these women are [[fugly]] and fat and will make [[at least 100]] threads talking about the fantastic sex they had. Of course, according to most of them, they are fat because of genetics, not necessarily due to the double-pounder they just inhaled. [[Pity sex]] or no sex, that's their motto!

Due to their unfulfilling [[IRL]] lives, most often come [[online]] to berate someone that pointed out the fact that they are all [[fat whore]]s. They will mount up their [[clique]]s and then start with calling everyone a [[troll]] or [[drama queen]]. This, of course, makes them seem smart to themselves and their parenting skill far surpass those of the other moms on there.

==See also==
*[[Sheep]]
*[[Crazayjillay]]
*[[Prime_radiant]]
*[[Cock Trapper]]
*[[Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher!]]
*[[Anti-Vaxxers]]

==External Links==
*[http://mommyconnectionsaintlouis.yuku.com Mommy Connection St. Louis]
*[http://photobucket.com/albums/y256/unconformed Photo report of pop parenting]

{{Timeline|Featured article January 29, [[2006]]|[[Bantown]]|[[Pop parenting]]|[[Mario]]}}

[[Category: LiveJournal]]