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The PolishPrince: /* Tourist information */

2025-10-30T01:01:08Z

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	*Birthdays were not celebrated in Poland; [[DOING IT WRONG\|they had Calendar days instead]]. (This has been changing, though, due to Poland becoming capitalist, now.)		*Birthdays were not celebrated in Poland; [[DOING IT WRONG\|they had Calendar days instead]]. (This has been changing, though, due to Poland becoming capitalist, now.)
	*Many Polish names sound like Brzęczyszczykiewicz, just to [[troll]] [[Americans]], or piss off [[Germans]].		*Many Polish names sound like Brzęczyszczykiewicz, just to [[troll]] [[Americans]], or piss off [[Germans]].
	*Poland also has a few, what we like to call, invisable Polish names. Influential Drummer Gene Krupa had one of these names but imagine if he was the first born son and not the youngest. He would have been named Bartłomiej Krupa after his father.		*Poland also has a few, what we like to call, invisable Polish names because some of the high IQ poles got together and decided that they wanted to hide their ethnicity and that's why there are so few of them. Influential Drummer Gene Krupa had one of these names but imagine if he was the first born son and not the youngest. He would have been named Bartłomiej Krupa after his father.
	*Polish [[women]] do not use vibrators because it chips their teeth.		*Polish [[women]] do not use vibrators because it chips their teeth.
	*Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar.		*Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar.

The PolishPrince: /* Tourist information */

2025-10-30T00:57:56Z

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	*Birthdays were not celebrated in Poland; [[DOING IT WRONG\|they had Calendar days instead]]. (This has been changing, though, due to Poland becoming capitalist, now.)		*Birthdays were not celebrated in Poland; [[DOING IT WRONG\|they had Calendar days instead]]. (This has been changing, though, due to Poland becoming capitalist, now.)
	*Many Polish names sound like Brzęczyszczykiewicz, just to [[troll]] [[Americans]], or piss off [[Germans]].		*Many Polish names sound like Brzęczyszczykiewicz, just to [[troll]] [[Americans]], or piss off [[Germans]].
			*Poland also has a few, what we like to call, invisable Polish names. Influential Drummer Gene Krupa had one of these names but imagine if he was the first born son and not the youngest. He would have been named Bartłomiej Krupa after his father.
	*Polish [[women]] do not use vibrators because it chips their teeth.		*Polish [[women]] do not use vibrators because it chips their teeth.
	*Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar.		*Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar.

The PolishPrince: /* No Jews */

2025-10-30T00:49:28Z

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	Much like Germany, Poland wants to whitewash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazis in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler than them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[you]] to know that.		Much like Germany, Poland wants to whitewash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazis in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler than them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[you]] to know that.

	Again, like Germany, Jews like to sue Poland because it seized the properties and assets of many of the dead Jewish families in Poland after [[WWII]]. Like red-faced, [[crybaby]] Indians in America, there is no shortage of Jews from Israel, America and other places claiming that they're the son of their father's, cousin's, best friend's, sister-in-law's roommate and have a [[God]] given right to these assets and properties.		Again, like Germany, Jews like to sue Poland because it seized the properties and assets of many of the dead Jewish families in Poland after [[WWII]]. Like red-faced, [[crybaby]] Indians in America, there is no shortage of Jews from Israel, America and other places claiming that they're the son of their father's, cousin's, best friend's, sister-in-law's, adopted brother's roommate and have a [[God]] given right to these assets and properties.

	==Culture==		==Culture==

The PolishPrince: /* No Jews */

2025-10-30T00:45:48Z

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	Much like Germany, Poland wants to whitewash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazis in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler than them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[you]] to know that.		Much like Germany, Poland wants to whitewash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazis in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler than them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[you]] to know that.

	Again, like Germany, Jews like to sue Poland because it seized the properties and assets of many of the dead Jewish families in Poland after [[WWII]]. Like red-faced, [[crybaby]] Indians in America, there is no shortage of Jews from Israel, America and other places claiming that they're the son of their father's, cousin's, best friend's roommate and have a [[God]] given right to these assets and properties.		Again, like Germany, Jews like to sue Poland because it seized the properties and assets of many of the dead Jewish families in Poland after [[WWII]]. Like red-faced, [[crybaby]] Indians in America, there is no shortage of Jews from Israel, America and other places claiming that they're the son of their father's, cousin's, best friend's, sister-in-law's roommate and have a [[God]] given right to these assets and properties.

	==Culture==		==Culture==

The PolishPrince: /* Tourist information */

2025-10-30T00:41:26Z

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	*[[AnonOps\|Young freedom fighters]] from Poland [[Protest\|protested]] strongly against [[ACTA]]. However, this won't do much good, because current Polish Prime Minister [[Uncle Dolan\|Donald Tusk]] [[Fuck That Guy\|don't give much of a fuck]].		*[[AnonOps\|Young freedom fighters]] from Poland [[Protest\|protested]] strongly against [[ACTA]]. However, this won't do much good, because current Polish Prime Minister [[Uncle Dolan\|Donald Tusk]] [[Fuck That Guy\|don't give much of a fuck]].
	*Poland was involed together with [[Hungary]] in the Destruction of Czechoslovakia, which was operated by Germany, so Poland acutally acted as complicity of [[Hitler]]s aggressive policy		*Poland was involed together with [[Hungary]] in the Destruction of Czechoslovakia, which was operated by Germany, so Poland acutally acted as complicity of [[Hitler]]s aggressive policy
	*Language experts will tell you that Polish is one of the hardest languages to learn because it reguires the learning of specific sounds and what all those [[Fuck]]ing marks above and below letters mean. The Catholic Church often uses words like szczęście' (happiness), 'źdźbło' (grass-stalk), 'chrząszcz' (beetle),'bezwzględny' (ruthless) and 'wstrzemięźliwość' (self-control) to see if someone is possessed. If they correctly pronounce them, they're renting out their body to a demon. Yes. These are real words. We aren't making this [[Shit]] up.		*Language experts will tell you that Polish is one of the hardest languages to learn because it reguires the learning of specific sounds and what all those [[Fuck]]ing marks above and below letters mean. The Catholic Church often uses words like szczęście' (happiness), 'źdźbło' (grass-stalk), 'chrząszcz' (beetle), 'bezwzględny' (ruthless) and 'wstrzemięźliwość' (self-control) to see if someone is possessed. If they correctly pronounce them, they're renting out their body to a [[Devil\|demon]]. Yes. These are real words. We aren't making this [[Shit]] up.
	*Hot babes		*Hot babes

The PolishPrince: /* Tourist information */

2025-10-30T00:37:43Z

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	*[[AnonOps\|Young freedom fighters]] from Poland [[Protest\|protested]] strongly against [[ACTA]]. However, this won't do much good, because current Polish Prime Minister [[Uncle Dolan\|Donald Tusk]] [[Fuck That Guy\|don't give much of a fuck]].		*[[AnonOps\|Young freedom fighters]] from Poland [[Protest\|protested]] strongly against [[ACTA]]. However, this won't do much good, because current Polish Prime Minister [[Uncle Dolan\|Donald Tusk]] [[Fuck That Guy\|don't give much of a fuck]].
	*Poland was involed together with [[Hungary]] in the Destruction of Czechoslovakia, which was operated by Germany, so Poland acutally acted as complicity of [[Hitler]]s aggressive policy		*Poland was involed together with [[Hungary]] in the Destruction of Czechoslovakia, which was operated by Germany, so Poland acutally acted as complicity of [[Hitler]]s aggressive policy
			*Language experts will tell you that Polish is one of the hardest languages to learn because it reguires the learning of specific sounds and what all those [[Fuck]]ing marks above and below letters mean. The Catholic Church often uses words like szczęście' (happiness), 'źdźbło' (grass-stalk), 'chrząszcz' (beetle),'bezwzględny' (ruthless) and 'wstrzemięźliwość' (self-control) to see if someone is possessed. If they correctly pronounce them, they're renting out their body to a demon. Yes. These are real words. We aren't making this [[Shit]] up.
	*Hot babes		*Hot babes

Paul in the Mall at 00:29, 30 October 2025

2025-10-30T00:29:51Z

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	=== No Jews ===		=== No Jews ===

	We're ~~setious~~. Poland has one of the smallest population of Jews in Europe thanks to the ovens of [[World War 2]]. Let's take a look at this, right now in {{CURRENTYEAR}}, Poland's Jewish population is, at or around .045%. Now compare that to [[Germany]] with .3%, .5% in [[England]], 1% in [[France]], a jaunt across the pond to [[America]] and you'll see a 2.4% population and, finally, taking a plane to [[Israel]], will net you a Jewish population of 80%.		We're serious. Poland has one of the smallest population of Jews in Europe thanks to the ovens of [[World War 2]]. Let's take a look at this, right now in {{CURRENTYEAR}}, Poland's Jewish population is, at or around .045%. Now compare that to [[Germany]] with .3%, .5% in [[England]], 1% in [[France]], a jaunt across the pond to [[America]] and you'll see a 2.4% population and, finally, taking a plane to [[Israel]], will net you a Jewish population of 80%.

	Much like Germany, Poland wants to ~~white Wash~~ and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the ~~Nazi's~~ in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler ~~then~~ them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 ~~Million~~ of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[~~You~~]] to know that.		Much like Germany, Poland wants to whitewash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazis in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler than them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[you]] to know that.

	Again, like Germany, Jews like to sue Poland because it seized the properties and assets of many of the dead Jewish families in Poland after [[WWII]]. Like red-faced, [[~~Crybaby~~]] ~~indians~~ in America, there is no shortage of Jews from Israel, America and other places claiming that they're the son of their father's, cousin's, best friend's roommate and have a [[God]] given right to these assets and properties.		Again, like Germany, Jews like to sue Poland because it seized the properties and assets of many of the dead Jewish families in Poland after [[WWII]]. Like red-faced, [[crybaby]] Indians in America, there is no shortage of Jews from Israel, America and other places claiming that they're the son of their father's, cousin's, best friend's roommate and have a [[God]] given right to these assets and properties.

	==Culture==		==Culture==

Paul in the Mall at 00:26, 30 October 2025

2025-10-30T00:26:58Z

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	=== No Jews ===		=== No Jews ===

	We're setious. Poland has one of the smallest population of Jews in Europe thanks to the ovens of [[World War 2]]. Let's take a look at this, right now in ~~2025~~, Poland's Jewish population is, at or around .045%. Now compare that to [[Germany]] with .3%, .5% in [[England]], 1% in [[France]], a jaunt across the pond to [[America]] and you'll see a 2.4% population and, finally, taking a plane to [[Israel]], will net you a Jewish population of 80%.		We're setious. Poland has one of the smallest population of Jews in Europe thanks to the ovens of [[World War 2]]. Let's take a look at this, right now in {{CURRENTYEAR}}, Poland's Jewish population is, at or around .045%. Now compare that to [[Germany]] with .3%, .5% in [[England]], 1% in [[France]], a jaunt across the pond to [[America]] and you'll see a 2.4% population and, finally, taking a plane to [[Israel]], will net you a Jewish population of 80%.

	Much like Germany, Poland wants to white Wash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazi's in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler then them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 Million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[You]] to know that.		Much like Germany, Poland wants to white Wash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazi's in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler then them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 Million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[You]] to know that.

The PolishPrince at 00:20, 30 October 2025

2025-10-30T00:20:06Z

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	Polish Navy men are no longer given the option to be buried at sea due to the high loss of life involved in digging the graves.		Polish Navy men are no longer given the option to be buried at sea due to the high loss of life involved in digging the graves.
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}

			=== No Jews ===

			We're setious. Poland has one of the smallest population of Jews in Europe thanks to the ovens of [[World War 2]]. Let's take a look at this, right now in 2025, Poland's Jewish population is, at or around .045%. Now compare that to [[Germany]] with .3%, .5% in [[England]], 1% in [[France]], a jaunt across the pond to [[America]] and you'll see a 2.4% population and, finally, taking a plane to [[Israel]], will net you a Jewish population of 80%.

			Much like Germany, Poland wants to white Wash and forget about its involvement in the cooking of people because, most of the baking happened in Poland and it wasn't the [[Nazi]]s slow cooking Jews until they were tender. It was the Poles deep frying Jews because they wanted the Nazis to see how cool they were so that they could sneak out, after their parents went to bed, and drink beer with the Nazi's in the woods. To show the Nazis that they were even cooler then them. Poland took part in the roasting of 3 Million of its own Polish Catholic population but the Jews don't want [[You]] to know that.

			Again, like Germany, Jews like to sue Poland because it seized the properties and assets of many of the dead Jewish families in Poland after [[WWII]]. Like red-faced, [[Crybaby]] indians in America, there is no shortage of Jews from Israel, America and other places claiming that they're the son of their father's, cousin's, best friend's roommate and have a [[God]] given right to these assets and properties.

	==Culture==		==Culture==

HellenicTrapstar: /* BOBER KURWA */

2024-08-16T19:51:32Z

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	==BOBER KURWA==		==BOBER KURWA==

	{{~~rainbow~~\|BOBER KURWA}}		{{Rainbowpyramid\|BOBER KURWA}}

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	{{~~rainbow~~\|BOBER KURWA}}		{{RainbowPyramidReverse\|BOBER KURWA}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==