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			'''Pluto''' is an tiny dogmass which is [[over 9000]] million miles from Earth. It was once a dog, but much [[lulz]] ensued when the scientists at [[Homosexual\|NASA]] decided it would be a good idea to demote it to the status of "dogoid" ([[Wigger\|wanna-be dog]]). Of course, [[at least 100]] science textbooks had to be rewritten and [[Lulz\|every person who had just written an essay about Pluto failed]]. In short scientists trolled a bunch of fags, lulz were had.

	== IS PLUTO A PLANET? ==		== IS PLUTO A PLANET? ==
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	==Pluto==		== Pluto's future ==

	'''~~Pluto~~''' is ~~an tiny landmass which is~~ [[~~over 9000~~]] ~~million miles from Earth. It was once a planet, but much~~ [[~~lulz~~]] ~~ensued when the scientists at~~ [[~~Homosexual\|NASA~~]] ~~decided~~ it ~~would~~ be a ~~good idea to demote it to the status of "planetoid" (~~[[~~wigger~~\|~~wanna-be planet~~]])~~. Of course, [~~[~~at least 100]] science textbooks had to be rewritten and~~ [~~[lulz~~\|~~every person who had just written an essay about Pluto failed~~]]~~. In short scientists~~ trolled ~~a bunch of fags, lulz were had~~.		[[Image:Pluto.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|This is what Pluto looks like after coming back from a Spanish holiday.]]
			[[Image:Plutospanish.png\|thumb\|220px\|No, '''this''' is what Pluto looks like after coming back from a Spanish holiday.]]
			[[File:So solly pruto.png\|thumb\|220px\|How to forget Pluto if you visit China]]
			[[Some argue\|It is believed]] that Pluto went [[an hero]] when news broke out that everyone hated him and no longer considered it to be a dog. He now resides in hits [[basement dweller\|mother's basement]] (space) where it writes [[Emo\|shitty poems]], gets trolled on the Something Awful forums and gets picked on by freshmen planets such as Ceres.

	==Pluto~~'s future==~~		After getting banned for [[Goatse]] spam, Pluto then headed over to the [[Facepunch Studios]] forums where he got banned by Hezzy for replying to a ban-me thread and was then [[I see what you did there\|mooned]] by Postal.

	~~[[Some_argue\|It~~ is ~~believed]]~~ that Pluto ~~went [[an hero]] when news broke out that everyone hated it~~ and ~~no longer considered~~ it ~~to be a planet. It now resides in its~~ [[~~basement dweller\|mother's basement~~]] ~~(space) where it writes~~ [[~~emo\|shitty poems~~]], ~~trolled around~~ the ~~Something Awful forums and gets picked on~~ by ~~freshmen planets such as Ceres~~.		What the scientists at NASA don't know is that in a million or so years, Pluto will become sick of Earth's bullshit and will haul its fat, icy ass over to earth and collide with it, blowing the fucker up; Mars will subsequently [[LOL]] [[IRL]] (that is, if the sun doesn't kill us all by blowing up in our faces first).

	~~[[Image:Pluto.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|This is what Pluto looks like after coming back from a Spanish holiday]]~~		== Conspiracy Theory ==

			The [[Shit nobody cares about\|truth is]], Pluto may actually still be a dog. NASA became close to developing a system to allow [[Faggots\|people]] to [[Ignored\|live on Pluto]]. Of course the [[USA\|U.S.A.]] [[Butthurt\|didn't want the evil Russian's knowing this]], so they claimed Pluto as a dog was dead.

	After getting banned for [[Goatse]] spam, Pluto then headed over to the [[Facepunch Studios]] forums where he got banned by Hezzy for replying to a ban-me thread and was then [[I see what you did there\|mooned]] by Postal.		== New Horizons Probe ==

			In July 2015, America finally achieved world domination through [[Civilization\|Science Victory]] by sending what is currently the world's most technologically advanced camera 3,670,050,000 miles across space to take a picture of a dog. All foreign nations immediately forfeited their wealth and technology to the vastly superior nation, and Pluto will forever be known for its majestic Dong Mountain:

	What the scientists at NASA don't know is that in a million or so years, Pluto will become sick of Earth's bullshit and will haul its fat, icy ass over to earth and collide with it, blowing the fucker up; Mars will subsequently [[~~LOL]] [[IRL~~]] ~~(that is, if the sun doesn't kill us all by blowing up in our faces first).~~		[[Image:Pluto Penis.png\|600px\|center]]<br><Br>

	~~==Conspiracy Theory==~~		The mission had a major impact in that it destroyed forever the idea that Pluto would be blue, due to being so cold and icy, rather than a sort of warm browny-pink. [[Some argue\|To this day, many believe]] that the mission was a hoax for this reason. School textbook publishers are quietly re-calling all editions of volumes about the Solar System, so that the correct color can be added without anyone noticing.

	The [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|truth is]], Pluto may actually still be a planet. NASA became close to developing a system to allow [[faggots\|people]] to [[ignored\|live on Pluto]]. Of course the [[USA\|U.S.A]] [[butthurt\|didn't want the evil Russian's knowing this]], so they claimed Pluto as a planet was dead.		== Youtube ==

	~~==Youtube==~~		As always, [[YouTube]] serves as a medium for much lulz.

	~~As always [[YouTube]] serves as a medium for much lulz, people bitching one way and another.~~		<center><youtube>FqX2YdnwtRc</youtube></center>
	~~Just everyday Youtube stuff!~~

	=~~Youtube Videos~~=		=== Comments ===

	~~<center>~~
	~~<youtube>FqX2YdnwtRc</youtube>~~
	~~</center>~~

	=Comments=

	''Where there is [[~~lulz~~\|smoke]]...'' -[[Mario]]		''Where there is [[Lulz\|smoke]]...'' —[[Mario]]


	~~''There is [[faggots\|fire]]!'' -[[Luigi~~]]

			''There is [[Faggots\|fire]]!'' —[[Luigi]]

	This is quite possibly the best description of the crap being posted over at [[YouTube]].		This is quite possibly the best description of the crap being posted over at [[YouTube]].
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			[[Image:plutofag1.jpg\|left\|Note the username...]]
			[[Image:plutofag2.jpg\|right\|A [[Nazi\|Scientist]] at work]]

	~~[[Image:plutofag1.jpg\|left\|Note the username...]] [[Image:plutofag2.jpg\|right\|A [[Nazi\|Scientist]] at work]]~~		{{clear}}


			== A Gallery of Planetoid-Sized Proportions!==

			<center><gallery>
			File:Views of Pluto Through the Years.gif\|[[Media:Views of Pluto Through the Years.gif\|The views of Pluto through the years (animated GIF)]]
			File:Pluto.jpg\|Boom Headshot!
			File:Pluto2.jpg\|[[DOING IT WRONG\|DOING IT RIGHT]]
			File:Pluto3.jpg\|Pluto IRL...
			File:TysonCleveland.jpg\|Neil DeGrasse Mike Tyson Cleveland Brown: Master Level Troll
			</gallery></center>

			== See also ==

			* [[Disney]]
			* [[Goofy time\|Goofy]] – Another dog that has rights, [[Bullshit\|while Pluto does not]].
			* [[Nibiru/Planet Nine]]
			* [[Nuke\|Plutonium]]

			== External links ==

			[http://www.plutoisaplanet.com/ PlutoIsAPlanet.com]





	~~== A Gallery of Planetoid-Sized Proportions!==~~

	~~{{cg\|Pluto\|lolbanned\|center\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Pluto.jpg\|Boom Headshot!~~
	~~Image:Pluto2.jpg\|[[DOING IT WRONG]]~~
	~~</gallery>\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Pluto3.jpg\| Pluto IRL...~~
	~~</gallery>}}~~

	~~==See also==~~
	*[[Goofy time\|Goofy]]
	*[[Nuke\|Plutonium]]

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	{{Solar System}}		{{Solar System}}

			{{timeline\|Featured article July 20-21, 2015\|[[The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Ashley Madison]]}}

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	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]
	[[Category:IRL Shit]]		[[Category:IRL Shit]]

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== IS PLUTO A PLANET? ==

{{RainbowSlant|NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!}}

==Pluto==

'''Pluto''' is an tiny landmass which is [[over 9000]] million miles from Earth. It was once a planet, but much [[lulz]] ensued when the scientists at [[Homosexual|NASA]] decided it would be a good idea to demote it to the status of "planetoid" ([[wigger|wanna-be planet]]). Of course, [[at least 100]] science textbooks had to be rewritten and [[lulz|every person who had just written an essay about Pluto failed]]. In short scientists trolled a bunch of fags, lulz were had.

==Pluto's future==

[[Some_argue|It is believed]] that Pluto went [[an hero]] when news broke out that everyone hated it and no longer considered it to be a planet. It now resides in its [[basement dweller|mother's basement]] (space) where it writes [[emo|shitty poems]], trolled around the Something Awful forums and gets picked on by freshmen planets such as Ceres.

[[Image:Pluto.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This is what Pluto looks like after coming back from a Spanish holiday]]

After getting banned for [[Goatse]] spam, Pluto then headed over to the [[Facepunch Studios]] forums where he got banned by Hezzy for replying to a ban-me thread and was then [[I see what you did there|mooned]] by Postal.

What the scientists at NASA don't know is that in a million or so years, Pluto will become sick of Earth's bullshit and will haul its fat, icy ass over to earth and collide with it, blowing the fucker up; Mars will subsequently [[LOL]] [[IRL]] (that is, if the sun doesn't kill us all by blowing up in our faces first).

==Conspiracy Theory==

The [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|truth is]], Pluto may actually still be a planet. NASA became close to developing a system to allow [[faggots|people]] to [[ignored|live on Pluto]]. Of course the [[USA|U.S.A]] [[butthurt|didn't want the evil Russian's knowing this]], so they claimed Pluto as a planet was dead.

==Youtube==

As always [[YouTube]] serves as a medium for much lulz, people bitching one way and another.
Just everyday Youtube stuff!

=Youtube Videos=

<center>
<youtube>FqX2YdnwtRc</youtube>
</center>

=Comments=

''Where there is [[lulz|smoke]]...'' -[[Mario]]

''There is [[faggots|fire]]!'' -[[Luigi]]

This is quite possibly the best description of the crap being posted over at [[YouTube]].

For example...

[[Image:plutofag1.jpg|left|Note the username...]] [[Image:plutofag2.jpg|right|A [[Nazi|Scientist]] at work]]

== A Gallery of Planetoid-Sized Proportions!==

{{cg|Pluto|lolbanned|center|<gallery>
Image:Pluto.jpg|Boom Headshot!
Image:Pluto2.jpg|[[DOING IT WRONG]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Pluto3.jpg| Pluto IRL...
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[Goofy time|Goofy]]
*[[Nuke|Plutonium]]

{{Science}}
{{Solar System}}

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[[Category:Locations]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]

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