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	*[http://www.planetside2.com/ The Planetside 2 Website]		*[http://www.planetside2.com/ The Planetside 2 Website]
	*[http://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php The Planetside 2 Forums]		*[http://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php The Planetside 2 Forums]
	*[https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/5s4ej2/how_to_deal_with_recent_server_issues/ddcuvtr/ A slashfic being the only thing of worth produced by this community]		*[https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/5s4ej2/how_to_deal_with_recent_server_issues/ddcuvtr/ A slashfic called SpittyBae being the only thing of worth produced by this community]

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	*[http://www.planetside2.com/ The Planetside 2 Website]		*[http://www.planetside2.com/ The Planetside 2 Website]
	*[http://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php The Planetside 2 Forums]		*[http://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php The Planetside 2 Forums]
			*[https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/5s4ej2/how_to_deal_with_recent_server_issues/ddcuvtr/ A slashfic being the only thing of worth produced by this community]

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imported>.wil: Reverted edits by Kamisato.Ayaka (talk) to last revision by BasedBlackMan

2022-05-19T03:13:08Z

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	[[File:PS2_Cover_Art.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|[[Bullshit\|"PlanetSide 2 is a free-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online FPS that delivers truly epic, massive combat!]]"]]		[[File:PS2_Cover_Art.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|[[Bullshit\|"PlanetSide 2 is a free-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online FPS that delivers truly epic, massive combat!]]"]]

	{{spoiler\|text= ~~DIRECTIVE WEAPONS~~ ARE ~~FINALLY GOOD~~}}		{{spoiler\|text= THE SERVERS ARE BROKEN}}

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	[[File:PS2_Cover_Art.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|[[Bullshit\|"PlanetSide 2 is a free-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online FPS that delivers truly epic, massive combat!]]"]]		[[File:PS2_Cover_Art.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|[[Bullshit\|"PlanetSide 2 is a free-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online FPS that delivers truly epic, massive combat!]]"]]

	{{spoiler\|text= ~~OSHUR IS OUT AND ITS SUCKS BALLS~~}}		{{spoiler\|text= DIRECTIVE WEAPONS ARE FINALLY GOOD}}

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	*'''Empire Specific Fighter:''' Empire Specific Fighters are used under the clever guise of using them to fight the enemy, but are really used for [[Islam\|Allah's army]] for the great act of jihad. Expect to see most ESAF's crashing into the enemy for get their 42 [[virgins]] in Heaven. They are also unbalanced as fuck.		*'''Empire Specific Fighter:''' Empire Specific Fighters are used under the clever guise of using them to fight the enemy, but are really used for [[Islam\|Allah's army]] for the great act of jihad. Expect to see most ESAF's crashing into the enemy for get their 42 [[virgins]] in Heaven. They are also unbalanced as fuck.

	*'''Valkyrie:''' The [[Shit\|Valkyrie]] was the second vehicle to be added to the game~~, and expectedly~~, [[Fact\|~~due to~~ SOE's shitty programming skills]]~~, it did~~ fuck all ~~when in actual use~~ despite being ~~describes~~ as a "[[Bullshit\|Fast attack transport aircraft]]"~~; to~~ the ~~surprise of literally no one~~ who ~~plays~~ this game ~~as they've~~ gotten used to the ~~standard of quality SOE provides~~ them.		*'''Valkyrie:''' The [[Shit\|Valkyrie]] was the second vehicle to be added to the game. As expected,[[Fact\|SOE's shitty programming skills]] meant this thing would do fuck all despite being described as a "[[Bullshit\|Fast attack transport aircraft]]". Given that the few people who still play this game have gotten used to the slop the devs feed them, no one was surprised.

	*'''Liberator:''' A flying gunship that can take a shit on just about anything with no consequences, its pilots were put on suicide watch after the Dalton nerf.		*'''Liberator:''' A flying gunship that can take a shit on just about anything with no consequences, its pilots were put on suicide watch after the Dalton nerf.
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	*'''Galaxy:''' A fuckhuge plane that excels at jihad thanks to its sheer size. Can also transport a dozen [[fucktards]] who will be promptly killed in a crash because the fucking retarded playerbase doesn't know how to fly. Oh and it can bomb people with its turret mounted nade launchers.		*'''Galaxy:''' A fuckhuge plane that excels at jihad thanks to its sheer size. Can also transport a dozen [[fucktards]] who will be promptly killed in a crash because the fucking retarded playerbase doesn't know how to fly. Oh and it can bomb people with its turret mounted nade launchers.

	*'''Advanced Nanite Transport:''' The ANT is meant for construction via cortium mining, but since it's a shitty feature that is enjoyed by nobody and contributes nothing to the game, people use the cortium for its lulzy abilities.		*'''Advanced Nanite Transport:''' The ANT is meant for construction via cortium mining, but since it's a shitty feature that is enjoyed by nobody and contributes nothing to the game, <s> people use the cortium for its lulzy abilities. </s> people will barely use the vehicle now that its lulzy abilities were nerfed.

	*'''Colossus:''' An exhausting example of style over substance, this fuckoff huge tank has a railgun effectively worse than the ones on MBTs, and 4 customizable weapon turrets. The colossus is fucking slow and clumsy, while its deployable skylance cannon is far weaker than it has any right to be. Creates a shield once deployed. Alone the tank will be gangraped, and the support required to make it effective will constitute a vehicle zerg that nobody will fight, making it redundant at best and useless at worst.		*'''Colossus:''' An exhausting example of style over substance, this fuckoff huge tank has a railgun effectively worse than the ones on MBTs, and 4 customizable weapon turrets. The colossus is fucking slow and clumsy, while its deployable skylance cannon is far weaker than it has any right to be. Creates a shield once deployed. Alone the tank will be gangraped, and the support required to make it effective will constitute a vehicle zerg that nobody will fight, making it redundant at best and useless at worst.

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Gameplay

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	Planetside 2's gameplay is just like every other [[shitty]] modern [[FPS]] in which you [[Fact\|point at things you don't like until they go away]]. The main objective of Planetside 2 is to cooperate with team mates to capture strategic points around the continent to secure victory for your faction (for the next couple hours, anyway). That really means fucking around with your mongoloid teammates to fight for hours against other mongoloid [[fucktards]] in a tiny part of a big map, disregarding the objective because [[Truth\|you're too busy sucking a dick during the clusterfuck]]. We here at [[ED]] suggest that the best course of action for playing this game is to make your character [[an hero]] immediately once you're playing the game, then getting off your computer and going [[an hero]] [[IRL]] for being such a dickless faggot for playing the game.		Planetside 2's gameplay is just like every other [[shitty]] modern [[FPS]] in which you [[Fact\|point at things you don't like until they go away]]. The main objective of Planetside 2 is to cooperate with team mates to capture strategic points around the continent to secure victory for your faction (for the next couple hours, anyway). That really means fucking around with your mongoloid teammates to fight for hours against other mongoloid [[fucktards]] in a tiny part of a big map, disregarding the objective because [[Truth\|you're too busy sucking a dick during the clusterfuck]]. We here at [[ED]] suggest that the best course of action for playing this game is to make your character [[an hero]] immediately once you're playing the game, then getting off your computer and going [[an hero]] [[IRL]] for being such a dickless faggot for playing the game.

	There's ~~(soon to be~~ 5) continents. Although they have differing biomes, all of their playable terrain and bases are terribly designed. Even worse, the base design is not only shit but quite literally universal [[Copypaste\|cookie-cutter]] designs. It's also possible to build your own bases, but the [[unoriginal]] retards who play this game will be making the same shit mini-forts if they aren't blown up by cortium bombs or overrun by zergs first.		There's 5 continents. Although they have differing biomes, all of their playable terrain and bases are terribly designed. Even worse, the base design is not only shit but quite literally universal [[Copypaste\|cookie-cutter]] designs in most cases. It's also possible to build your own bases, but the [[unoriginal]] retards who play this game will be making the same shit mini-forts if they aren't blown up by cortium bombs or overrun by zergs first.

	Outfits are the game's take on [[KKK\|clans]]. The main benefit is not camaraderie with a bunch of other faggots, but the capability to use lulzy War Assets and infantry gear from the outfit armory. The lulziest of them all are the [[Laser\|Orbital Strike]], Bastion Fleet Carrier, ANVILs (drop a vehicle ANYWHERE), and Citadel Shields.		Outfits are the game's take on [[KKK\|clans]]. The main benefit is not camaraderie with a bunch of other faggots, but the capability to use lulzy War Assets and infantry gear from the outfit armory. The lulziest of them all are the [[Laser\|Orbital Strike]], Bastion Fleet Carrier, ANVILs (drop a vehicle ANYWHERE), and Citadel Shields.

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	Planetside 2's gameplay is just like every other [[shitty]] modern [[FPS]] in which you [[Fact\|point at things you don't like until they go away]]. The main objective of Planetside 2 is to cooperate with team mates to capture strategic points around the continent to secure victory for your faction (for the next couple hours, anyway). That really means fucking around with your mongoloid teammates to fight for hours against other mongoloid [[fucktards]] in a tiny part of a big map, disregarding the objective because [[Truth\|you're too busy sucking a dick during the clusterfuck]]. We here at [[ED]] suggest that the best course of action for playing this game is to make your character [[an hero]] immediately once you're playing the game, then getting off your computer and going [[an hero]] [[IRL]] for being such a dickless faggot for playing the game.		Planetside 2's gameplay is just like every other [[shitty]] modern [[FPS]] in which you [[Fact\|point at things you don't like until they go away]]. The main objective of Planetside 2 is to cooperate with team mates to capture strategic points around the continent to secure victory for your faction (for the next couple hours, anyway). That really means fucking around with your mongoloid teammates to fight for hours against other mongoloid [[fucktards]] in a tiny part of a big map, disregarding the objective because [[Truth\|you're too busy sucking a dick during the clusterfuck]]. We here at [[ED]] suggest that the best course of action for playing this game is to make your character [[an hero]] immediately once you're playing the game, then getting off your computer and going [[an hero]] [[IRL]] for being such a dickless faggot for playing the game.

	There's ~~(soon to be~~ 5) continents. Although they have differing biomes, all of their playable terrain and bases are terribly designed. Even worse, the base design is not only shit but quite literally universal [[Copypaste\|cookie-cutter]] designs. It's also possible to build your own bases, but the [[unoriginal]] retards who play this game will be making the same shit mini-forts if they aren't blown up by cortium bombs or overrun by zergs first.		There's 5 continents. Although they have differing biomes, all of their playable terrain and bases are terribly designed. Even worse, the base design is not only shit but quite literally universal [[Copypaste\|cookie-cutter]] designs in most cases. It's also possible to build your own bases, but the [[unoriginal]] retards who play this game will be making the same shit mini-forts if they aren't blown up by cortium bombs or overrun by zergs first.

	Outfits are the game's take on [[KKK\|clans]]. The main benefit is not camaraderie with a bunch of other faggots, but the capability to use lulzy War Assets and infantry gear from the outfit armory. The lulziest of them all are the [[Laser\|Orbital Strike]], Bastion Fleet Carrier, ANVILs (drop a vehicle ANYWHERE), and Citadel Shields.		Outfits are the game's take on [[KKK\|clans]]. The main benefit is not camaraderie with a bunch of other faggots, but the capability to use lulzy War Assets and infantry gear from the outfit armory. The lulziest of them all are the [[Laser\|Orbital Strike]], Bastion Fleet Carrier, ANVILs (drop a vehicle ANYWHERE), and Citadel Shields.

Planetside 2 - Revision history

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imported>.wil: Reverted edits by Kamisato.Ayaka (talk) to last revision by BasedBlackMan

imported>Kamisato.Ayaka: Replaced content with "稲妻「社奉行」神里家の令嬢。端正で聡慧な人物。 人と接する姿は誠実で、優しく、皆に慕われる彼女は「白鷺の姫君」と呼..."

imported>BasedBlackMan at 02:01, 19 May 2022

imported>BasedBlackMan at 22:29, 31 March 2022

imported>BasedBlackMan: /* Vehicles */

imported>BasedBlackMan: /* Gameplay */

imported>Kamisato.Ayaka: Replaced content with "稲妻「社奉行」神里家の令嬢。端正で聡慧な人物。人と接する姿は誠実で、優しく、皆に慕われる彼女は「白鷺の姫君」と呼..."