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[[Image:Too_Many_Piercings.jpg|thumb|[[LOL WUT]].]]
[[Image:Piercings2.jpg|thumb|left|137px|Definitely does not get the seal of approval.]]
'''Piercings''' are things that [[16-year-old girl]]s wish their parents would let them get. There are many types of piercing, including tongue piercings for [[slut]]s who are willing to go so far as to modify their body in an attempt to make [[cocksucking]] that little bit more stimulating, and [[clitoris|genital]]/[[anal]] piercings for the [[insane]].

Don't worry about getting a job anywhere outside of an indiefuck music store or a body piercing shop, but who needs a steady job or money when you look awesome.

The most important thing to remember about piercings, Whether you think you look shitty or not, You're right!

PROTIP: Get your nose pierced at the flea market by Shaneequa with a piercing gun thats been used on 4 other people in the past half hour. Whats a little Hep C and HIV if you'll look totally fucking HARDCORE?!

As a form of body modification, they are slightly less [[ugly|repulsive]] than [[tattoo]]s, but they still suck like all body modification. If you are a [[woman]] with no body modification you are [[epic win]] and are entitled to free [[secks]] because you're able to think for yourself unlike [[99.9%]] of women; inquire [[User talk:ByAppointmentTo|here]].

==Animal Piercings==
[[Image:Pierceddog.jpg|thumb|left|Now for the tattoos.]]
[[Image:Pierced kitten.jpg|thumb|The gothic kitten was black person of course.]]

Some people like to put bits of metal into their pets, but insted of being sensible and doing so with a gun, they opt to pierce their animals insted.

One case reported a [http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Gothic-Kittens-Animals-With-Pierced-Ears-And-Neck-Seized-By-Protection-Officers-In-Pennsylvania/Article/200812315187322?lpos=World_News_Second_World_News_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15187322_Gothic_Kitte Gothic Kitten being sold on eBay]. Although plenty of people made a fuss, it was the [[PETA]]fags and other animal rights activists who seemed to care the least. Indeed, they would also have liked to have tortured and skinned the kitten alive, just to prove how cruel humans can be.

==Health Problems==

After being stabbed by a hairy tattooed stranger a few times whilst his doberman licks the wound clean, some health problems can occur after getting a new piercing.

<center><gallery>
Image:Infected piercing 1.jpg|Getting another piercing will pop it quite easily.
Image:Infected piercing 2.jpg|There is already something white and sticky on her tongue - oral sex would be pointless.
Image:Pierced herpes.jpg|Bad piercings can sometimes lead to keloids
Image:Keltoid ear.jpg|Some worse than others
Image:Lostpiercing.jpg|Doing coke would have been alot more fun.
Image:Ear stretch gone bad.jpg|You rarely see African tribesmen with these problems.
Image:UGH piercing.jpg|Peanut butter is great for cleaning infected ears.
</gallery></center>

==Genital Piercings==
Genital piercings can be dangerous - especially for men - in several ways:
#Your chances of getting a boner for the next two weeks are zero. All the blood has rushed out. With no blood means your cock will rot off.
#With a very large piercing on the end chances are you won't be able to raise your dick anyway. Because your dick is so fucking small.
#Large piercings can be uncomfortable for the women. Luckily women who let you fuck them with your mangy cock have gaping pussies anyway.
#Sex with a woman who also has genital piercings means the jewelery can sometimes get caught. You may not notice this in the throes of passion. Mostly because your circumcised/mutilated cock can't feel jack shit, which is probably the reason you had to stick a metal rod in it in the first place.

<center><gallery>
Image:Genital piercings.JPG|[[Wikipedia Porn]], straight from the deepest recesses of the Wikimedia Commons. Ouch.
Image:Downboy.PNG
Image:Gapingpoonpiercing.PNG
Image:Rattling cock.PNG|Notice how those with several penis piercings seem to have small dicks.
Image:Needlestillinthere.PNG|Look carefull and you can still see the needle
Image:Helookskindasad.PNG|Getting the hole large enough requires years of [[Sound Docking]]
Image:Carefulyoullpullitoff.PNG
Image:Chain dick piercing.PNG|There are easier ways to remove your dick.
Image:Taming The Cock.jpg|Holy Christ . . .
</gallery></center>

==Brain Piercings==
Here's a guide: www.braininjury.com
TLDR version: Start with the frontal lobe. [[DO IT FAGGOT]].

==Gallery==
{{cg|Piercing gallery|piercinggallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Piercings1.jpg|Much cooler than just wearing clothes
Image:PiercingsAngel.jpg|This is 100% sane
Image:Piercings5.jpg|For hands-free calling
Image:Piercings4.jpg|I AM IRON MAN!
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Grossear.jpg
Image:Piercings3.jpg|For hands-free [[goatse]] rimming
Image:Piercingbaby.jpg|[[This looks shopped|This looks shooped]]
Image:Painful_piercings.jpg| Gentlemen
Image:3rdnipplepiercing.jpg|Three nipples means moar stuff to pierce!
Image:Eargoatse.jpg|Thinking with portals
Image:Piercings6.jpg|Now that's hot
Image:Nowthisisjustsilly.jpg|Even your girlfiend can't get that much in her mouth.
Image:Attackedbyaporcupine.jpg|Even he looks shocked.
Image:Dearjesuspiercing.jpg|Oddly enough, people used to use this method as a form of torture.
Image:Drill Percing.PNG
Image:Stretch ear.jpg
</gallery>}}

== See Also ==
* [[BME]]
* [[Guro]]
* [[LaraLove]]
* [[Shock sites]]
* [[Tattoos]]
* [[User:Piercedanon|Pierced, the ED sysop]]
* [[Yaeba]]

==External Links==

*[http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Main_Page Can't decide on a piercing? Let BME help you :)]

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