The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

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	Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a [[faggotry\|glam rock]] band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for [[fag\|hair metal]] fans to [[fap]] to. He's a native of [[Wisconsin]], comes from a [[Money\|rich]] family (including an [[Prison\|ex-con]] of an [[Oldfag\|older]] [[brother]]), and speaks with a [[lol wut\|Yooper accent]].		Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a [[faggotry\|glam rock]] band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for [[fag\|hair metal]] fans to [[fap]] to. He's a native of [[Wisconsin]], comes from a [[Money\|rich]] family (including an [[Prison\|ex-con]] of an [[Oldfag\|older]] [[brother]]), and speaks with a [[lol wut\|Yooper accent]].

	Pickles happened on [[/b/]], as all [[stupid\|cool]] shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got [[shooped]] on Happy Cat, [[Happy Negro]] and so on. The thread eventually [[404 Error\|404'd]], and [[nothing of value was lost]].		Pickles happened on [[B\|/b/]], as all [[stupid\|cool]] shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got [[shooped]] on Happy Cat, [[Happy Negro]] and so on. The thread eventually [[404 Error\|404'd]], and [[nothing of value was lost]].

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
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	<center>{{morphquote\|mqtest\|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: 250px;\|font-weight: normal;\|Well, bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water, so therefore, we are bleach.\|Nathan Explosion\|We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything..metal...[[black metal\|blacker than the blackest black times infinity]]\|Nathan Explosion\|We'll give you half...[[~~Divide by~~ Zero\|of NOTHING]]\|Nathan Explosion\|}}</center>		<center>{{morphquote\|mqtest\|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: 250px;\|font-weight: normal;\|Well, bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water, so therefore, we are bleach.\|Nathan Explosion\|We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything..metal...[[black metal\|blacker than the blackest black times infinity]]\|Nathan Explosion\|We'll give you half...[[Dividing Zero\|of NOTHING]]\|Nathan Explosion\|}}</center>

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	Image:PicklesPingas.jpg\|SnooPING AS usual douchebags?		Image:PicklesPingas.jpg\|SnooPING AS usual douchebags?
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''"Pickles the Drummer: [[Ned Flanders|doodily doo, ding-dong doodily doodily doo]]!"''

[[Image:Knightpickles.jpg|right|thumb|Pickles is gonna fuck your shit up.]]

'''Pickles''' is the drummer of the band [[Metal (music)|Dethklok]] from the [[lulzy]] [[Adult Swim]] show ''Metalocalypse''. Pickles [[Shit nobody cares about|and the rest of Dethklok]] are prophesied to bring about the [[Apocalypse]]. As he is both [[Ireland|Irish]] and a [[celebrity]], he displays the most prominent traits that are typical of both: he's a [[ginger|firecrotch]], an [[alcoholic]] and immune to every [[drug]] known to man.

Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a [[faggotry|glam rock]] band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for [[fag|hair metal]] fans to [[fap]] to. He's a native of [[Wisconsin]], comes from a [[Money|rich]] family (including an [[Prison|ex-con]] of an [[Oldfag|older]] [[brother]]), and speaks with a [[lol wut|Yooper accent]].

Pickles happened on [[/b/]], as all [[stupid|cool]] shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got [[shooped]] on Happy Cat, [[Happy Negro]] and so on. The thread eventually [[404 Error|404'd]], and [[nothing of value was lost]].

==Quotes==
<center>{{morphquote|mqtest2|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: 250px;|font-weight: normal;|Motherdouchebags!|Pickles|I tried to buy that cinnamon bun franchise, but I'm too drunk...too drunk.|Pickles|It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm--I'm sorry about 'douchebags', I got [[Diabeetus|low blood sugar]]...|Pickles|Cinnamon buns!|Pickles|Rock 'n roll french fries...Oh! I want some rock 'n roll french friiiiiiiies!|Pickles|Can ya bring me a [[Pro-Ana|Diet]] [[Coke]]? Can you bring me two Diet Cokes, but put em in a pitcher and just...just pour it on my head.|Pickles|When's your birthday? [...] Well I'm gonna get you shoes...[[Chocolate rain|chocolate]]...a chocolate shoe.|Pickles|Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye. Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye!|Pickles|By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken, and [[Wimmins|make me a sandwich!]]|Pickles|Okay, hold on now. See, you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die? That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.|Pickles, on lobsters|Relax, here's what you do: he sleeps...sack, bar of soap...bang bang bang...[[Terri Schiavo|brain damage]]...corn field...gun...pshoooo (makes the sound of a gun)...funeral...|Pickles|Uhh, you're totally gonna kill me for this, but I forgot to press record... but here's the good news...I'm saaaaaaawry.|Pickles|Aaaand theee awaahrd goes toooo..! Cinnamon Buns! Starring Pickles the Drummer! Directed by [[vodka]] and [[beer]]!|Pickles|Oh come on, screw that Internet crap, I mean come on, what ''is'' the Internet, you know? Seriously...[[Ted Stevens#Teh Internetz According to Ted|what is the Internet?]]|Pickles|Doooooooooooooooooooooood|Pickles}}</center>

==The Rest Of Dethklok==

===[[Sweden|Skwisgaar Skwigelf]]===
''"Skwisgaar Skwigelf: taller than a tree"''

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist and GMILF pussy-slayer of Dethklok. Allegedly the "fastest guitarists ins the wayalds." Pluralizes everything, most likely a result of brain damage from [[AIDS|Syphilis]]

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{{quote|Stops copies me!|Skwisgaar}}

===[[Norway|Toki Wartooth]]===

''"[[WTF|Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee]]"''

Dethklok's [[shit nobody cares about|rhythm guitarist]]. Like Skwisgaar, Toki speaks in a [[Engrish|bastardized form of English]], but is slightly more well-pronounced. In contrast to the other members of Dethklok, Toki is a muscular [[manchild]] who collects action figures and builds model planes. Despite his soft demeanor, Toki is the only member of Dethklok who is shown intentionally murdering another human being.

<center>An example of Toki's [[faggotry]]</center>

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<center>{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: 250px;|font-weight: normal;|WHADDYA MEANS WE CAN'TS DO SECRETS SANTAS?|Toki|Tastes like chicken...if chicken was a candy|Toki, referring to his [[diabeetus]]}}</center>

===William Murderface===

''"William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface"''

The fat [[nihilism|nihilist]] bassist who [[noone]] cares about. Plays bass with his [[cock]]. Speaks with a huge lisp. Closet gay. The list goes on.

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<center>{{morphquote|mqtest4|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: 250px;|font-weight: normal;|I'd rather die than go to heaven.|Murderface|Could you do me a favor? Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me?|Murderface, speaking to his assassin}}</center>

===Nathan Explosion===
Vocalist for Dethklok. A big ugly goliath with long, greasy hair, Nathan was created to appeal directly to the Metalocalypse fanbase. Being the vocalist, main character of the show and a [[Mary-Sue]] for Brendon Small, Nathan has some pretty [[lulz|lulzy]] quotes.

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<center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: 250px;|font-weight: normal;|Well, bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water, so therefore, we are bleach.|Nathan Explosion|We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything..metal...[[black metal|blacker than the blackest black times infinity]]|Nathan Explosion|We'll give you half...[[Divide by Zero|of NOTHING]]|Nathan Explosion|}}</center>

==Here's the gallery, Douchebags==

{{cg||picklesgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Picklesdrums.png|Doing what he does best, besides getting drunk.
Image:Freakedpickles.png|The original "Nooo, nooo, NOOO!"
Image:Ohexploitablepickles.png|[[Oh Exploitable]]!
Image:Ohexploitablepicklesface.png|Moar exploitable!
Image:Picklesexploitable 1.png
Image:Picklesfront.PNG|Also exploitable!
Image:Picklessnb.PNG|[[WHEN I WAS|When he was]] a [[Redundant|glamfag]].
Image:PicklesBrianpeppers.jpg|[[Brian Peppers|Pickle Peppers]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Hapcatpickles.jpg
Image:Picklesweegee.jpg
Image:Shamwowcashpickles.jpg|You know Pickles always makes good stuff!
Image:Cockmonglerpickles.jpg
Image:Meetthedrummers.jpg
Image:Picklesderp.jpg
Image:PicklesHn.jpg
Image:Chuckpickles.jpg|They call him [[Chuck Norris|Chuckles]].
Image:Carltonpikckles.png
Image:Snuggiepickles.jpg
Image:Picklemen.jpg|[[Gentlemen|PICKLEMEN]]
Image:Picklesawesome.jpg
Image:Pickleslazytown.jpg
Image:Pikachupickles.jpg
Image:Pickles-rape.jpg|Pickles loves his bandmates!
Image:PicklesPickles.png|Pickles!
Image:Thegreatthingaboutpickles.jpg|The great thing about being Pickles isn't getting high, it's showing [[360 kid|everyone online that I did]].
Image:Deth pickleshankhill.png|[[Hank Hill|He sells booze and booze accessories]].
Image:Deth upsidedownpickles.png|"Ooon, ooon, OOON!"
Image:Axlpickles.jpg|[[RL]] version
Image:Nodpickles.jpg|It's [[Nod Flenders|Puckols]]
Image:Pickleswat.png
Image:Picklesmemestick.jpeg|[[Shitty art]] version
Image:Pickles,_Put_Your_Cool_Face_On!.jpg|Quick Pickles, put your cool face on!
Image:Sun Pickles.jpg|Sun Pickles
Image:Argie Pickles.png
Image:PicklesPingas.jpg|SnooPING AS usual douchebags?
</gallery>}}

==Fear of Pickles==
<center><youtube>HSCotdOh5WY</youtube></center>

===Dethlok prepwns faggotry===
<gallery>
Image:BasementDwellingNeckbeards.png‎|Sweaty Basement Dwellers
Image:Copslaygeeks.png|Dethklok cosplay geeks
Image:Dethklokfurries.png|Dethklok furfags
Image:homofanfic.png|Homoskeksual fan art
Image:Furfagexplodes.png|Kill them with fire!
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Adult Swim]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Black Metal]]
*[[Chris-chan]], a man(child) afraid of pickles.
*[[Drugs]]
*[[Ginger]]s
*The [[Nickelback]] pickle
*[[Wisconsin]]
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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Here's the gallery, Douchebags */

imported>Ferinus: /* The Rest Of Dethklok */

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