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	[[Image:Tubgirl.jpg\|thumb\|This parabolic liquid flow illustrates [[Italy\|Galileo]]'s law of falling bodies as well as blackbody radiation – the temperature is discernible from the color of the blackbody[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics#Scope_and_aims].]]		[[Image:Tubgirl.jpg\|thumb\|This parabolic liquid flow illustrates [[Italy\|Galileo]]'s law of falling bodies as well as blackbody radiation – the temperature is discernible from the color of the blackbody[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics#Scope_and_aims].]]
	===Computers rely on the flow of electrons through micro-transistors to function===		===Computers rely on the flow of electrons through micro-transistors to function===
	Self-explanatory really. [[Some argue]] that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZ-TqvVdGM~~&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbulletin%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dbulletin%2Eread%26messageID%3D1247609080%26Mytoken%3DAF0E51DF%2D1DCC%2D49DD%2DB9C~~ computers rely on the flow of material through tubes].		Self-explanatory really. [[Some argue]] that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZ-TqvVdGM computers rely on the flow of material through tubes].

	The above is incorrect. In fact, computers run on magic smoke. This is evidenced by the fact that computers always cease to work when the magic smoke is liberated from them.		The above is incorrect. In fact, computers run on magic smoke. This is evidenced by the fact that computers always cease to work when the magic smoke is liberated from them.
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	===Miscellania===		===Miscellania===
	The arbitrary physical constants of the universe are the result of a freak chemical reaction which occurred when Lowtax railed a bald eagle in the ass.		The arbitrary physical constants of the universe are the result of a freak chemical reaction which occurred when Lowtax railed a bald eagle in the ass.
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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Albert Einstein]]		* [[Theoretical physics]]
	*[[Schrödinger's cat]]		* [[Albert Einstein]]
	*[[~~Theoretical physics~~]]		* [[Schrödinger's cat]]
			* [[Eclipse]]

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[[Image:Physics Notes.jpg|thumb|300px|Physics class notes]]
An often ignored [[fact]] of [[reality]] used by [[troll]]s and [[Scientist]]s to point out how [[time cube|YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID]], physics <s>makes the Internet go 'round.</s> measures how the Internet goes 'round. It also helps you determine how long it'll take you to hit the ground after jumping out of an [[aeroplane]] with out a parachute.
[[Image:waterbong.gif|thumb|300px|Advanced waterbong physics]]

==Explosives did WTC==
[[Everyone]] knows [[Jews did WTC]], but [[scientology|scientologists]] would have you believe that [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6545313046180631815 the government did WTC]. This is because they have a [[13 year old boy]]'s understanding of '''physics'''. The twin towers, they say, could not have fallen anywhere near terminal velocity. Therefore, [[Chemistry|OMG EXPLOSIVES!]] You can see why this is [[stupid]] by conducting the following experiments.

==[[Fact]]s exploited through physics==
===Heavy things fall harder than light things===
Here is a science experiment you can try at home. Drop one marble on your head and have a [[friend]] measure the time it takes to hit your cranium. Now drop a bowling ball on your head and measure the time it takes to crack your skull. Both fall at the same rate, but one has a good chance of killing you. [[Image:kelvinstupid.jpg|thumb|300px|[[butthurt|He's right, you know...]]]]

===Jet fuel is hot===
If you have survived the previous experiment, try this one. Find a piece of wood; any size will do. Now, light that piece of wood on fire. Hold that piece of wood in your hand and measure how long you can hold it. Now, soak a rag in kerosene and light that on fire. Again, measure how long you can stand to hold it. Make sure you use your unburnt hand, as the previous hand will likely have nerve damage. You should find that one of your hands burned faster than the other.

===Fast things hurt more than slow things===
As you are either dead or pretty much covered in a body cast, you will need a friend for this experiment. Call him. As he walks into your hospital room, throw a bullet at him. He will probably wonder why you did such a thing. This is because it didn't hurt. Then, pull out your EPIC Desert Eagle and pop a cap in his ass. He will probably scream, bleed and try to kill you. This is because the bullet traveled much faster, and, therefore, hurt moar. A WINNAR IS YOU!!!

==Other facts facts facts of physics==
[[Image:Tubgirl.jpg|thumb|This parabolic liquid flow illustrates [[Italy|Galileo]]'s law of falling bodies as well as blackbody radiation – the temperature is discernible from the color of the blackbody[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics#Scope_and_aims].]]
===Computers rely on the flow of electrons through micro-transistors to function===
Self-explanatory really. [[Some argue]] that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZ-TqvVdGM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbulletin%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dbulletin%2Eread%26messageID%3D1247609080%26Mytoken%3DAF0E51DF%2D1DCC%2D49DD%2DB9C computers rely on the flow of material through tubes].

The above is incorrect. In fact, computers run on magic smoke. This is evidenced by the fact that computers always cease to work when the magic smoke is liberated from them.

The above is [[Doing_it_wrong|incorrect]]. In fact [[computer]]s, like the [[internets]], run on [[tubes]]. This is evidenced by the fact that when you release the [[magic]] smoke by using a torch and some gasoline, the internets only vanish for you, because you are [[pwned|dead]].

===Higher up things fall harder than lower down things===
Imagine a [[girl|young lady]] standing on the roof of a house, naked. If she throws a rock straight into the air and it lands on the man in the bushes masterb8ing, it would hurt much more than if the rock was dropped from, say, the first floor window. This involves Newton's law stating that there are no girls on the internets... so they must be standing on the roof, [[naked]].

===Magnets move things===

[[Some argue|Some people]] believe that [[Fuckin Magnets|magnets]] can control metal. This is false. Only Magneto can control metal... and the force. This is proven by the picture associated. Look tharr foar proofs.
[[Image:Magnet.png|thumb|300px|This chart is and ancient diagram showing how Obi-wan might use the force to control metals.]]

===Longcat is long===
Despite /b/'s depictions, ||longcat||=∞.

===The [[Falcon Punch]]===

The Falcon Punch is the only known method of destroying physics other than [[dividing by 0]].

===Miscellania===
The arbitrary physical constants of the universe are the result of a freak chemical reaction which occurred when Lowtax railed a bald eagle in the ass.


===Space===
[[Space]] is empty, so objects keep on going, going and going until it hits something. This could be anything from a bag of dead babies to a ball of antimatter. Either way, it's gonna be a lot of work for the astrophysicists trying to determine why the fuck there is a bag of dead babies in space.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M Sir Issac Newton in space]
==String Theory==
A [[autism|mathematically]] [[fag|elegant]] theory claims that everything is composed of strings, and they can be combined in more ways than there are atoms in the universe.
[[Image:THIS_IS_WHAT_STRING_THEORISTS_ACTUALLY_BELIEVE_-_MANGOPOOP.png|thumb|right]]

==See also==
*[[Albert Einstein]]
*[[Schrödinger's cat]]
*[[Theoretical physics]]

==External Links==

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