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Gooksu: /* Filipinos Today */

2026-05-15T06:03:53Z

Filipinos Today

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	The [[fail\|Failipinos]] are also hailed the worst and the most [[retarded]] [[motorcycle]] riders in the world. About 7 out of 10 vehicular accidents in Metro Manila are caused by Valentino Rossi-wannabes swerving through traffic at 200 kilometers per hour while drunk (and note that they never wear their helmets while doing the suicidal, asinine ride to death -- and they keep them on their elbows!!)		The [[fail\|Failipinos]] are also hailed the worst and the most [[retarded]] [[motorcycle]] riders in the world. About 7 out of 10 vehicular accidents in Metro Manila are caused by Valentino Rossi-wannabes swerving through traffic at 200 kilometers per hour while drunk (and note that they never wear their helmets while doing the suicidal, asinine ride to death -- and they keep them on their elbows!!)

	Everyone has raped the [[penis\|Filipenis]] and everyone living there is proud of it, including [[your mom]]. The Philippine people have had the chance to reproduce with those who invaded their [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|little islands]], but since the Philippine people are fucking ugly as shit, some of the invaders chose their [[Masturbation\|hand]] before fucking a half midget-ape hairy monster, also known as the [[Ugly\|Philippine woman]]. This lead to the revolt of some of the invaders desperate troops, which opposed [[Typing_with_one_hand\|the hand]], thus wasting their [[White_people\|superior white genes]] to an [[You\|inferior race]]. All sorts of races have interbred with the Philippine people, these include [[white people]], <s>[[beaners]]</s>, [[~~chinks~~]], [[~~japs~~]], spaniards, black person etc. It is also alleged by the locals, that the interbred of such races with their own will produce somewhat <s>pretty</s> nicer babies, but still miles behind the Japanese. A good example of this interracial breeding is former [[loli]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which is half Filipino and half [[Caucasian]].		Everyone has raped the [[penis\|Filipenis]] and everyone living there is proud of it, including [[your mom]]. The Philippine people have had the chance to reproduce with those who invaded their [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|little islands]], but since the Philippine people are fucking ugly as shit, some of the invaders chose their [[Masturbation\|hand]] before fucking a half midget-ape hairy monster, also known as the [[Ugly\|Philippine woman]]. This lead to the revolt of some of the invaders desperate troops, which opposed [[Typing_with_one_hand\|the hand]], thus wasting their [[White_people\|superior white genes]] to an [[You\|inferior race]]. All sorts of races have interbred with the Philippine people, these include [[white people]], <s>[[beaners]]</s>, [[Chinks]], [[Japs]], [[Gooks]], spaniards, black person etc. It is also alleged by the locals, that the interbred of such races with their own will produce somewhat <s>pretty</s> nicer babies, but still miles behind the Japanese. A good example of this interracial breeding is former [[loli]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which is half Filipino and half [[Caucasian]].

	==Filipinos: [[Azn\|Asian]] or [[Aboriginal\|Pacific Islander]]?==		==Filipinos: [[Azn\|Asian]] or [[Aboriginal\|Pacific Islander]]?==

Number9999999 at 19:38, 7 March 2025

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	'''The Republic of the Failippines''', also known as ''Pedo Heaven'', ''Nannyland'', ''Loli Land'' or the ''[[Soviet Canuckistan]] Of Asia or Little Mexico'' is a nation of some [[Over 9000\|9,001]] islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from [[China]]. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos (aka ''Flips'') and even ''[[Canuck]]s'' by some Asians because they're [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isniPiAbno0 so nice] and they speak [[English]] are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and [[women\|biological female]] and [[transvestite]] [[prostitutes]] in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for gold diggers and [[pedophilia]], as well as for a few [[Azn]] "[[Al Qaeda]]" wannabes who have "taken over" some small villages on one of the islands. It is also the world's largest exporter of large yellow-ish envelopes, known everywhere as "Manila envelopes."		'''The Republic of the Failippines''', also known as ''Pedo Heaven'', ''Nannyland'', ''Loli Land'' or the ''[[Soviet Canuckistan]] Of Asia or Little Mexico'' is a nation of some [[Over 9000\|9,001]] islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from [[China]]. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos (aka ''Flips'') and even ''[[Canuck]]s'' by some Asians because they're [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isniPiAbno0 so nice] and they speak [[English]] are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and [[women\|biological female]] and [[transvestite]] [[prostitutes]] in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for gold diggers and [[pedophilia]], as well as for a few [[Azn]] "[[Al Qaeda]]" wannabes who have "taken over" some small villages on one of the islands. It is also the world's largest exporter of large yellow-ish envelopes, known everywhere as "Manila envelopes."

Paul in the Mall at 23:01, 24 February 2025

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	{{Timeline\|Featured article April 30, [[2007]]\|[[Saddam Hussein]]\|[[Philippines]]\|[[Ray Jones]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article April 30, [[2007]]\|[[Saddam Hussein]]\|[[Philippines]]\|[[Ray Jones]]}}
	{{Timeline\|Featured article March 4, [[2008]]\|[[Animal Dreams]]\|[[Philippines]]\|[[BME]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article March 4, [[2008]]\|[[Animal Dreams]]\|[[Philippines]]\|[[BME]]}}
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]

Paul in the Mall at 23:01, 24 February 2025

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	{{Timeline\|Featured article March 4, [[2008]]\|[[Animal Dreams]]\|[[Philippines]]\|[[BME]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article March 4, [[2008]]\|[[Animal Dreams]]\|[[Philippines]]\|[[BME]]}}
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]

Paul in the Mall: Undo revision 1888947 by XxHellenicTrapstarxX (talk)

2024-08-25T17:09:10Z

Undo revision 1888947 by XxHellenicTrapstarxX (talk)

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XxHellenicTrapstarxX at 13:49, 25 August 2024

2024-08-25T13:49:25Z

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Pinoyfalangist88: /* Further glimpses */

2024-08-16T05:32:44Z

Further glimpses

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	File:Filipopo.jpg\|Filipino Giant Boy		File:Filipopo.jpg\|Filipino Giant Boy
	File:Crucifun.jpg\|Everybody gets a turn		File:Crucifun.jpg\|Everybody gets a turn
	File:Moarbalut.JPG\|Satisfying and delicious balut		File:Moarbalut.JPG\|Satisfying and delicious balut totally not lying
	File:Vagina-repair.jpg\|"Get rid of a baby. The mister will be happy. It's possible to do it." How delightful.		File:Vagina-repair.jpg\|"Get rid of a baby. The mister will be happy. It's possible to do it." How delightful.
	File:PhillipinegrowthrateDuerto.jpg\|Inb4 capitalism		File:PhillipinegrowthrateDuerto.jpg\|Inb4 capitalism

imported>Glitchlov: /* ILOVEYOU SCANDAL */

2023-02-28T13:46:39Z

ILOVEYOU SCANDAL

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imported>Glitchlov: /* ILOVEYOU SCANDAL */

2023-02-28T13:46:39Z

ILOVEYOU SCANDAL

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	==ILOVEYOU SCANDAL==		==ILOVEYOU SCANDAL==
	Peenoise are so Alienated to Technology that Entrusting them of using it would result in a Catastrophic Level. In the year [[Y2K\|2000]]] a man named O'Neal (not a nigger) made a Computer Gayware that was programmed to Annihilate all synthetic life on Earth, started it's life as a VBS script Designed to make all the Vibrators in the world Self-Aware. Being Bleeding Edge at that time the Creator of the Worm decided to share it to his unsuspecting Kike Imperialist thus resulting in a Catastrophic Event known as the Melissa Worm.		Peenoise are so Alienated to Technology that Entrusting them of using it would result in a Catastrophic Level. In the year [[Y2K\|2000]], a man named O'Neal (not a nigger) made a Computer Gayware that was programmed to Annihilate all synthetic life on Earth, started it's life as a VBS script Designed to make all the Vibrators in the world Self-Aware. Being Bleeding Edge at that time the Creator of the Worm decided to share it to his unsuspecting Kike Imperialist thus resulting in a Catastrophic Event known as the Melissa Worm.

imported>Kamaloka: /* See also */

2022-06-08T05:46:47Z

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	The [[fail\|Failipinos]] are also hailed the worst and the most [[retarded]] [[motorcycle]] riders in the world. About 7 out of 10 vehicular accidents in Metro Manila are caused by Valentino Rossi-wannabes swerving through traffic at 200 kilometers per hour while drunk (and note that they never wear their helmets while doing the suicidal, asinine ride to death -- and they keep them on their elbows!!)		The [[fail\|Failipinos]] are also hailed the worst and the most [[retarded]] [[motorcycle]] riders in the world. About 7 out of 10 vehicular accidents in Metro Manila are caused by Valentino Rossi-wannabes swerving through traffic at 200 kilometers per hour while drunk (and note that they never wear their helmets while doing the suicidal, asinine ride to death -- and they keep them on their elbows!!)

	Everyone has raped the [[penis\|Filipenis]] and everyone living there is proud of it, including [[your mom]]. The Philippine people have had the chance to reproduce with those who invaded their [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|little islands]], but since the Philippine people are fucking ugly as shit, some of the invaders chose their [[Masturbation\|hand]] before fucking a half midget-ape hairy monster, also known as the [[Ugly\|Philippine woman]]. This lead to the revolt of some of the invaders desperate troops, which opposed [[Typing_with_one_hand\|the hand]], thus wasting their [[White_people\|superior white genes]] to an [[You\|inferior race]]. All sorts of races have interbred with the Philippine people, these include [[white people]], <s>[[beaners]]</s>, [[~~chinks~~]], [[~~japs~~]], spaniards, black person etc. It is also alleged by the locals, that the interbred of such races with their own will produce somewhat <s>pretty</s> nicer babies, but still miles behind the Japanese. A good example of this interracial breeding is former [[loli]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which is half Filipino and half [[Caucasian]].		Everyone has raped the [[penis\|Filipenis]] and everyone living there is proud of it, including [[your mom]]. The Philippine people have had the chance to reproduce with those who invaded their [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|little islands]], but since the Philippine people are fucking ugly as shit, some of the invaders chose their [[Masturbation\|hand]] before fucking a half midget-ape hairy monster, also known as the [[Ugly\|Philippine woman]]. This lead to the revolt of some of the invaders desperate troops, which opposed [[Typing_with_one_hand\|the hand]], thus wasting their [[White_people\|superior white genes]] to an [[You\|inferior race]]. All sorts of races have interbred with the Philippine people, these include [[white people]], <s>[[beaners]]</s>, [[Chinks]], [[Japs]], [[Gooks]], spaniards, black person etc. It is also alleged by the locals, that the interbred of such races with their own will produce somewhat <s>pretty</s> nicer babies, but still miles behind the Japanese. A good example of this interracial breeding is former [[loli]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which is half Filipino and half [[Caucasian]].

	==Filipinos: [[Azn\|Asian]] or [[Aboriginal\|Pacific Islander]]?==		==Filipinos: [[Azn\|Asian]] or [[Aboriginal\|Pacific Islander]]?==

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	File:Filipopo.jpg\|Filipino Giant Boy		File:Filipopo.jpg\|Filipino Giant Boy
	File:Crucifun.jpg\|Everybody gets a turn		File:Crucifun.jpg\|Everybody gets a turn
	File:Moarbalut.JPG\|Satisfying and delicious balut		File:Moarbalut.JPG\|Satisfying and delicious balut totally not lying
	File:Vagina-repair.jpg\|"Get rid of a baby. The mister will be happy. It's possible to do it." How delightful.		File:Vagina-repair.jpg\|"Get rid of a baby. The mister will be happy. It's possible to do it." How delightful.
	File:PhillipinegrowthrateDuerto.jpg\|Inb4 capitalism		File:PhillipinegrowthrateDuerto.jpg\|Inb4 capitalism

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	* [[Spain]]		* [[Spain]]
	* [[The Jewnited States of Americunts]]		* [[The Jewnited States of Americunts]]
			* [[Rolando Mendoza]]

	{{Takedown}}		{{Takedown}}