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			[[File:Philadelphia in all its glory.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Philadelphia in all its glory</center>]]

	Because Philadelphia has so many niggers bunched up in one place, the homicide rate is higher than Keith Richards after snorting his father's ashes. Of course, when niggers are forced to live in close proximity to one another, they start gang wars and kill off as many nigras as they can, so the other nigras can have more hot water to themselves. It's said that everyone who lives in Philadelphia is [[insane\|mentally unstable]], mainly because of how [[shitty]] the city is. Philadelphia suffers from:		Because Philadelphia has so many niggers bunched up in one place, the homicide rate is higher than Keith Richards after snorting his father's ashes. Of course, when niggers are forced to live in close proximity to one another, they start gang wars and kill off as many nigras as they can, so the other nigras can have more hot water to themselves. It's said that everyone who lives in Philadelphia is [[insane\|mentally unstable]], mainly because of how [[shitty]] the city is. Philadelphia suffers from:

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The Mummers

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	Philadelphia holds the title of "Original Capital of the [[United States]]", as it wasn't until the early 1800s that [[Washington, DC]] took that title. Many famous and pointless objects are located in Philadelphia, such as:		Philadelphia holds the title of "Original Capital of the [[United States]]", as it wasn't until the early 1800s that [[Washington, DC]] took that title. Many famous and pointless objects are located in Philadelphia, such as:
	*The Liberty Bell - A giant, broken bronze bell		*The Liberty Bell - A giant, broken bronze bell
	*Declaration of Independence - The original copy switches between [[Washington, DC]] and Philadelphia depending on the day		*[[Propaganda\|Declaration of Independence]] - The original copy switches between [[Washington, DC]] and Philadelphia depending on the day.
	*Philadelphia Flyers - Synonymous with [[fail]]		*[[Hockey\|Philadelphia Flyers]] - Synonymous with [[fail]]
	*The Rocky Balboa Statue - Philadelphia's only [[epic win]], which was [[fail\|only in a work of fiction]]		*The [[Guido\|Rocky Balboa]] Statue - Philadelphia's only [[epic win]], which was [[fail\|only in a work of fiction]].

	==The Mummers==		==The Mummers==
	The Mummers get their own special section, for those that grew up in philly (sad) they watched The Mummers do their thing on New Years day. It's a local curiosity which they take pride in. Basically it started out as parading musical bands and now it's just overblown fuckery. This video gives you a pretty solid idea of whats going on, it's particularly great since it's all racist and shit which is appropriate for the state. Sure Native Americans have been nailed hard all over the place but in an ~~awards~~ ceremony Pennsylvania would rank up there for fucking over the redman. Other than a postage stamps worth of Seneca Indians in northwest of the state all the rest of the natives were killed or pushed out. So none of that Indian casino or cheap smokes shit. [http://explorepahistory.com/story.php?storyId=1-9-14 A bit on the natives taking it easy]		The Mummers get their own special section, for those that grew up in philly (sad) they watched The Mummers do their thing on New Years day. It's a local curiosity which, for reasons unknown, they take pride in. Basically it started out as parading musical bands and now it's just overblown fuckery. This video gives you a pretty solid idea of whats going on, it's particularly great since it's all racist and shit which is appropriate for the state. Sure [[Native Americans]] have been [[Rape\|nailed]] hard all over the place but in an award ceremony, Pennsylvania would rank up there for fucking over the redman most soundly. Other than a postage stamps worth of Seneca Indians in northwest of the state, all the rest of the natives were killed or pushed out. So none of that Indian casino or cheap smokes shit. [http://explorepahistory.com/story.php?storyId=1-9-14 A bit on the natives taking it easy]

	Here this ~~fucking~~ gets ~~danced over~~ and in this satin and fake feathers ~~way~~ is ~~getting on~~ towards tea bagging.		Here, this assraping of the ages gets commemorated by dance, and in this satin and fake feathers fashion, is progressing towards tea bagging.

	<youtube>4_XwTcr182A</youtube>		<youtube>4_XwTcr182A</youtube>


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	Because Philadelphia has so many niggers bunched up in one place, the homicide rate is higher than Keith Richards after snorting his father's ashes. Of course, when niggers are forced to live in close proximity to one another, they start gang wars and kill off as many nigras as they can, so the other nigras can have more hot water to themselves. It's said that everyone who lives in Philadelphia is [[insane\|mentally unstable]], mainly because of how [[shitty]] the city is. Philadelphia suffers from:		Because Philadelphia has so many niggers bunched up in one place, the homicide rate is higher than Keith Richards after snorting his father's ashes. Of course, when niggers are forced to live in close proximity to one another, they start gang wars and kill off as many nigras as they can, so the other nigras can have more hot water to themselves. It's said that everyone who lives in Philadelphia is [[insane\|mentally unstable]], mainly because of how [[shitty]] the city is. Philadelphia suffers from:

	*Having a black person for a mayor		*Having a black person for a mayor (They got rid of Nutter, so they finally be doing something right.)
	*Having [[shitty]] public transportation (see below)		*Having [[shitty]] public transportation (see below)
	*Having [[dumbass]] mayors put houses on top of huge piles of [[shit]]		*Having [[dumbass]] mayors put houses on top of huge piles of [[shit]]
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	People who live in Philadelphia tend to be stupid sports fanatics who gather in bars and [[masturbate]] whenever their football team, The Eagles, are playing. The Eagles are the biggest [[fail\|failures]] to ever exist in Football, since they "almost" win the Superbowl every year. Every single year. This is most likely caused by the fact that it's impossible for them to improve. Regardless, Philadelphians always walk around in Eagles jerseys, chanting the fight song while shoving Philadelphia cheese-steaks through their tight puffy lips. While they're doing this, the mayor is busy designating more holidays based on The Eagles, and betting Tastykakes on who can stuff their face the fastest with Tastykakes, because he enjoys the sensation of throwing them up later. Prior to important Eagles games, the team plays the Rocky theme song, which is [[LOL\|sadly]] [[Irony\|ironic]] [[Fail\|because Rocky lost]].		People who live in Philadelphia tend to be stupid sports fanatics who gather in bars and [[masturbate]] whenever their football team, The Eagles, are playing. The Eagles are the biggest [[fail\|failures]] to ever exist in Football, since they "almost" win the Superbowl every year. Every single year. This is most likely caused by the fact that it's impossible for them to improve. Regardless, Philadelphians always walk around in Eagles jerseys, chanting the fight song while shoving Philadelphia cheese-steaks through their tight puffy lips. While they're doing this, the mayor is busy designating more holidays based on The Eagles, and betting Tastykakes on who can stuff their face the fastest with Tastykakes, because he enjoys the sensation of throwing them up later. Prior to important Eagles games, the team plays the Rocky theme song, which is [[LOL\|sadly]] [[Irony\|ironic]] [[Fail\|because Rocky lost]].

	October 27, 2008 was the worst day in Eagles history. [[Last Thursday]], the Phillies ~~became~~ the ~~first team in Philadelphia history to win~~ the Super Bowl~~, getting there first after [[Over_9000\|40]] years of Eagles failures.~~ Eagles management responded in the only way that they know how: by drafting more [[Mormon]] players. In fact, the only reason why the team has not yet moved to Utah is because the cheese steak industry there is not strong enough to keep [[idiot\|Andy Reid]] from [[fat\|starving to death]].		October 27, 2008 was the worst day in Eagles history. [[Last Thursday]], the Phillies won the World Series before the Eagles ever got the Super Bowl Eagles management responded in the only way that they know how: by drafting more [[Mormon]] players. In fact, the only reason why the team has not yet moved to Utah is because the cheese steak industry there is not strong enough to keep [[idiot\|Andy Reid]] from [[fat\|starving to death]].

	On August 13, 2009, the Eagles trolled animal rights groups by signing a two-year deal with quarterback, dogfighting enthusiast and felon [[Michael Vick]]. Lulzfests are currently underway.		On August 13, 2009, the Eagles trolled animal rights groups by signing a two-year deal with quarterback, dogfighting enthusiast and felon [[Michael Vick]]. Lulzfests are currently underway.

			After over 9000 years the Eagles finally ended their legacy of failure by winning the Super Bowl in [[2018]].

	==Benjamin Franklin==		==Benjamin Franklin==
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	* Philadelphia is the setting for the ''Rocky'' [[film]]s 1 thru 39.		* Philadelphia is the setting for the ''Rocky'' [[film]]s 1 thru 39.
	* Tom Hanks played a [[gay]] [[faggot\|guy]] with the [[AIDS]] in ''Philadelphia''.		* Tom Hanks played a [[gay]] [[faggot\|guy]] with the [[AIDS]] in ''Philadelphia''.
			* [[Jew\|Bruce Springsteen]] {{Jew}}sang a song about being gay and having [[AIDS\|The HIV]] in Philly.
			* Danny DeVito was once in Philly, in ''It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'', which doesn't depict Philly.

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			*[[Meek Mill]]
	*[[Adf-fuensalida]]		*[[Adf-fuensalida]]
	*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]		*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]

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Failadelphia Eagles

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