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	[[Image:Pixieman.jpg\|thumb\|Floating in front of the molestation shed!]]		[[Image:Pixieman.jpg\|thumb\|Floating in front of the molestation shed!]]
	Look no further! '''Randy Constan''' ''is'' '''Peter Pan'''. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that [[Michael Jackson]] was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching [[13-year-old boys]], but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use [[Internets\|teh internets]].		Look no further! '''Randy Constan''' ''is'' '''Peter Pan'''. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that [[Michael Jackson]] was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching [[13-year-old boys]], but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use [[Internets\|teh internets]].
			<br><br>'''Pans two favorite quotes''':

	'''Pans two favorite quotes''':

	"''Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.''" -- [[Pedophile\|Bill Maher]]		"''Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.''" -- [[Pedophile\|Bill Maher]]
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	As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, [[Florida]]. He is [[Old\|52 years old]] but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other [[children]]". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on [http://www.amw.com/ America's Most Wanted].		As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, [[Florida]]. He is [[Old\|52 years old]] but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other [[children]]". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on [http://www.amw.com/ America's Most Wanted].

	It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a [[girlfriend]] and quite possibly a [[Prostitute\|wife]], but we all know that really he is just a [[fag]]. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of [[money\|irl munnies]] through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a [[ghetto]]. Highely recommended for all the [[~~The great emo suicide meme of 2005~~\|emo fAgetz]] out there.		It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a [[girlfriend]] and quite possibly a [[Prostitute\|wife]], but we all know that really he is just a [[fag]]. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of [[money\|irl munnies]] through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a [[ghetto]]. Highely recommended for all the [[The_great_emo_suicide_meme_of_2005\|emo fAgetz]] out there.
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	==Quotes From Peter Pan==		==Quotes From Peter Pan==
	{{warning\|text=If you're [[Homosexual\|~~win~~]] and proud these quotes will most likely turn you straight.}}		{{warning\|text=If you're [[Homosexual\|gay]] and proud these quotes will most likely turn you straight.}}
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	* "I know all this makes me a very [[Homosexual\|silly boy]]!"		* "I know all this makes me a very [[Homosexual\|silly boy]]!"
	* "Of course [[life]] is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental [[maturity]]."		* "Of course [[life]] is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental [[maturity]]."
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	* "I wont grow up!"		* "I wont grow up!"
	* "I do quite a bit of sewing."		* "I do quite a bit of sewing."
	* "If you happen to have seen [[Whore\|Tinkerbell]], [[Cock Trapper\|Wendy]], [[Hermaphrodite\|Tigerlilly]], or any of my [[~~Ed Rodriguez~~\|pals]], please tell them of my site!"		* "If you happen to have seen [[Whore\|Tinkerbell]], [[Cock Trapper\|Wendy]], [[Hermaphrodite\|Tigerlilly]], or any of my [[Ed_Rodriguez\|pals]], please tell them of my site!"
	* "I tried to take ballet for a while."		* "I tried to take ballet for a while."
	* "I found this super [[Gary Glitter\|starry glitter]] fabric to make tights, and it turned out [[~~Brian Peppers~~\|super cute!]]"		* "I found this super [[Gary Glitter\|starry glitter]] fabric to make tights, and it turned out [[Brian_Peppers\|super cute!]]"
	* "I'm going to be a cute [[school]] boi!"		* "I'm going to be a cute [[school]] boi!"
	* "Besides, the [[Mario\|God of Love]] that [[Jesus]] spoke of is the only one I serve."		* "Besides, the [[Mario\|God of Love]] that [[Jesus]] spoke of is the only one I serve."
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	* All his latest [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html Fashion].		* All his latest [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html Fashion].
	* And a fucked up video [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307724].		* And a fucked up video [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307724].
	[[Category:People\|Pan, Peter]]		[[Category: People\|Pan, Peter]]

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	[[Image:Pixieman.jpg\|thumb\|Floating in front of the molestation shed!]]		[[Image:Pixieman.jpg\|thumb\|Floating in front of the molestation shed!]]
	Look no further! '''Randy Constan''' ''is'' '''Peter Pan'''. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that [[Michael Jackson]] was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching [[13-year-old boys]], but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use [[Internets\|teh internets]].		Look no further! '''Randy Constan''' ''is'' '''Peter Pan'''. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that [[Michael Jackson]] was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching [[13-year-old boys]], but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use [[Internets\|teh internets]].
	~~<br><br>~~'''Pans two favorite quotes''':

			'''Pans two favorite quotes''':

	"''Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.''" -- [[Pedophile\|Bill Maher]]		"''Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.''" -- [[Pedophile\|Bill Maher]]
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	As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, [[Florida]]. He is [[Old\|52 years old]] but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other [[children]]". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on [http://www.amw.com/ America's Most Wanted].		As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, [[Florida]]. He is [[Old\|52 years old]] but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other [[children]]". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on [http://www.amw.com/ America's Most Wanted].

	It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a [[girlfriend]] and quite possibly a [[Prostitute\|wife]], but we all know that really he is just a [[fag]]. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of [[money\|irl munnies]] through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a [[ghetto]]. Highely recommended for all the [[~~The_great_emo_suicide_meme_of_2005~~\|emo fAgetz]] out there.		It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a [[girlfriend]] and quite possibly a [[Prostitute\|wife]], but we all know that really he is just a [[fag]]. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of [[money\|irl munnies]] through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a [[ghetto]]. Highely recommended for all the [[The great emo suicide meme of 2005\|emo fAgetz]] out there.
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	==Quotes From Peter Pan==		==Quotes From Peter Pan==
	{{warning\|text=If you're [[Homosexual\|~~gay~~]] and proud these quotes will most likely turn you straight.}}		{{warning\|text=If you're [[Homosexual\|win]] and proud these quotes will most likely turn you straight.}}
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	* "I know all this makes me a very [[Homosexual\|silly boy]]!"		* "I know all this makes me a very [[Homosexual\|silly boy]]!"
	* "Of course [[life]] is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental [[maturity]]."		* "Of course [[life]] is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental [[maturity]]."
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	* "I wont grow up!"		* "I wont grow up!"
	* "I do quite a bit of sewing."		* "I do quite a bit of sewing."
	* "If you happen to have seen [[Whore\|Tinkerbell]], [[Cock Trapper\|Wendy]], [[Hermaphrodite\|Tigerlilly]], or any of my [[~~Ed_Rodriguez~~\|pals]], please tell them of my site!"		* "If you happen to have seen [[Whore\|Tinkerbell]], [[Cock Trapper\|Wendy]], [[Hermaphrodite\|Tigerlilly]], or any of my [[Ed Rodriguez\|pals]], please tell them of my site!"
	* "I tried to take ballet for a while."		* "I tried to take ballet for a while."
	* "I found this super [[Gary Glitter\|starry glitter]] fabric to make tights, and it turned out [[~~Brian_Peppers~~\|super cute!]]"		* "I found this super [[Gary Glitter\|starry glitter]] fabric to make tights, and it turned out [[Brian Peppers\|super cute!]]"
	* "I'm going to be a cute [[school]] boi!"		* "I'm going to be a cute [[school]] boi!"
	* "Besides, the [[Mario\|God of Love]] that [[Jesus]] spoke of is the only one I serve."		* "Besides, the [[Mario\|God of Love]] that [[Jesus]] spoke of is the only one I serve."
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	* All his latest [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html Fashion].		* All his latest [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html Fashion].
	* And a fucked up video [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307724].		* And a fucked up video [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307724].
	[[Category: People\|Pan, Peter]]		[[Category:People\|Pan, Peter]]

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[[Image:Pixieman.jpg|thumb|Floating in front of the molestation shed!]]
Look no further! '''Randy Constan''' ''is'' '''Peter Pan'''. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that [[Michael Jackson]] was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching [[13-year-old boys]], but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use [[Internets|teh internets]].
 '''Pans two favorite quotes''':

"''Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.''" -- [[Pedophile|Bill Maher]]

"''Unless you become as little [[Children]], you can't see [[God|God's]] kingdom.''" -- [[Hippy|Jesus]]

==History of Pete==
[[Image:Littlepan.jpg|thumb|left|In his younger years.]]
Apparently Peter Pan was born [[at least 100 years ago]] in New York. Many psychologists would suggest that Peter Pan is a victim of [[Pedophilia]]. Which helps us understand why in our modern times he lures kids into his bed and then [[Molest|"punishes"]] them.
==Peter Pan Of Today==
As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, [[Florida]]. He is [[Old|52 years old]] but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other [[children]]". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on [http://www.amw.com/ America's Most Wanted].

It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a [[girlfriend]] and quite possibly a [[Prostitute|wife]], but we all know that really he is just a [[fag]]. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of [[money|irl munnies]] through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a [[ghetto]]. Highely recommended for all the [[The_great_emo_suicide_meme_of_2005|emo fAgetz]] out there.
 
 
 

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Recent speculation has arisen on 4chan's [[X|/x/]] board that Peter Pan's true identity is actually that of the Slender Man, but [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit]] because [[You|everybody]] is too busy fapping over [[The Grifter]].

==Quotes From Peter Pan==
{{warning|text=If you're [[Homosexual|gay]] and proud these quotes will most likely turn you straight.}}
 
 
* "I know all this makes me a very [[Homosexual|silly boy]]!"
* "Of course [[life]] is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental [[maturity]]."
* "And, as you might have guessed, I DO love the outfits."
* "I wont grow up!"
* "I do quite a bit of sewing."
* "If you happen to have seen [[Whore|Tinkerbell]], [[Cock Trapper|Wendy]], [[Hermaphrodite|Tigerlilly]], or any of my [[Ed_Rodriguez|pals]], please tell them of my site!"
* "I tried to take ballet for a while."
* "I found this super [[Gary Glitter|starry glitter]] fabric to make tights, and it turned out [[Brian_Peppers|super cute!]]"
* "I'm going to be a cute [[school]] boi!"
* "Besides, the [[Mario|God of Love]] that [[Jesus]] spoke of is the only one I serve."
* "Putting your [[penis]] in my mouth is very normal Timmy..."

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Peterpan.jpg|Peter Pan finally grew up... And several arms as well.
Image:Brn schoolboy.jpg|Someone needs to die.
Image:Bunnyuhm.jpg|Playboi bunny?
Image:Pffffftwtf.jpg|Omg....
Image:Peter headshot.jpg|Peter Pan!
Image:Bunny3 1200h.jpg|More bunny rear action.
Image:Blueboysitting.jpg|Demure.
Image:StarPants1.jpg|The stars make it hetero.
Image:Ch2002 fly2 708h.jpg|General faggotry
Image:BlueKidsCastle_Adj.jpg|wat
Image:JeremySumpter.jpg|He Came
</gallery>
</center>

==Fanart==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Peterpanfanrart.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Losers.org]]

==External links==
* [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/ Peter Pan's homepage]. WARNING: [[ghey|GHEY]] MIDI. '''[[protip|PROTIP]]''': its in the right upper corner
* All his latest [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html Fashion].
* And a fucked up video [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307724].
[[Category: People|Pan, Peter]]