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'''ALL HAIL PETER, KING OF /b/'''
 

[[Image:PETERKING.jpg|400px]]
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[[You|Some loser]] posted the story of his fucked-up love life on /b/. With his rant, he posted a picture of his [[cat]], Peter.

Obviously, /b/ [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't emotionally partake]], but it fell in love with Peter.
Plenty of image macros featuring Peter have been created since.
When on [[B/|/b/]], try [[DO IT FAGGOT|not to]] insult [[Bullshit|Peter's divinity]], doing so will result in much [[drama]].

Pete, like all famous [[cat]]s, shares in both the gift that is to be an enamored cat and the curse it is to live your life in the spotlight. He has done nothing important. He hasn't induced any [[lulz]], he hasn't rallied [[anon]]s to [[epic]] [[raid]]s, he hasn't motivated masses of pimple-faced [[basement-dwellers]] to modify currency in an effort to troll the "[[man]]". No, he has done none of that. In fact, the only thing Peter is guilty of is...well, being fucking cute. I dare you to find a cuter cat. I double fucking doggy dare you.

==History==

On the warm spring evening of 4/09/09, and a certain /[[b]]/tard decided to post a [[random]] picture of his beloved [[feline]] companion. The original thread has disappeared into obscurity, but the ripples made into the stream of life by his actions are still felt throughout the [[4chan]] community. Quickly, [[newfags]] united with very little opposition by the armies of [[oldfag|oldfaggotry]] and adopted Peter The Cat as their new reigning king of [[cats]] and savior of humanity. To this day, Peter The Cat(or Piotr for the russian-folk) is widely accepted as /b/'s King Of Cats.

===The Duality Of Peter===
[[Image:Admiralcatshop.jpg|thumb|left|Photoshopped Eye<s>lashes</s>brows]]
[[Image:Admiralcatispeter.jpg|thumb|Admiralcat v.s. Peter]]
On 4/13/2009, it was revealed to the masses, through clever detective work, that admiralcat and Peter are in fact one in the same. The following picture outlines similarities in the bed sheets. Also, the same had been said before based on their similar fur patterns, yet was debunked that same day because admiralcat has two streaks of black fur on the upper part of his eyes. A few days later, the original 'shopper of the admiralcat picture came forth and revealed that the second black streak on admiralcat's left eye was [[photoshopped]] there to give the appearance of an angry, yet determined, cat headed to his submarine to invade [[Amerika]]. Also, [[Lenincat]].

Also, some cables in the background of both pictures were observed as being similar enough to warrant evidence.

If these allegations hold true, it would mean that Peter is A)bipolar B)in command of [[you]]r armies and nuclear arsenals. That would make him, quite literally, the most dangerous and the cutest [[cat]] of all time. Clearly defining his position as rightful king of the [[cat]] throne.
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<center><big>'''Peter - Revealed'''</big></center> 
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==Famous Quotes==
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|randomly posted cat that a few people named and decided would be the greatest cat ever. It caught on, somewhat, and all the newfags think it's an epic meme and will spam it until it is ruined forever|Anonymous on the history of Peter
|PEEEEEEETTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRR|Anonymous
|he is king|Anonymous
|Peter<3<3|Anonymous
|Fuck your brushie bat, i love Peter the Cat!|Anonymous
|Its fucking Peter
 
King of all cats :3|Anonymous
|hes got a goatee
 
/thread|Anonymous
|Peter is awesome.
 
What's the deal with the rest of this shitty thread?|Anonymous
|OH MY FUCKING GOD PETER YOU'RE YOU FUCKING CUTE!!!!|Femnon
|sut the fuck up everybody
give the fucking cat a break!
let him be , he is just a poor cat!
don't worry peter , i got your back!|A supportive Anonymous
|forced cat meme is forced
forced cat meme is forced
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forced cat meme is forced
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forced cat meme is forced
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forced cat meme is forced
forced cat meme is forced
forced cat meme is forced
forced cat meme is forced
forced cat meme is forced
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forced cat meme is forced|A jealous Anonymous
|Peter for president!|A patriotic Anonymous
|Ich bin Schnappi das klein krokodil.|Anonymousench
|There's no such queen.
 
Only Peter.|Anonymous arguing against Boxxy's Queen status.
|i am more convinced by the small black patch on lower nose/exactly the same fur pattern/black on chin than by the couch covering.
well whaddra know. double meme cat|Anonymous on finding out that Peter is commander cat and they have a double meme cat.
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==Righteous Pictures & Видео ==

===Gallery===
{{cg|Gallery Of противоположности, а равно |petegallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Peter.jpg|The Original
Image:Peter2.jpg|awwwwww
File:Peterrage2.jpg
Image:Originalpeter.jpg|Original thread

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Image:Newpeter3.jpg
Image:Peter2.jpg
Image:PeterGuevara.png
Image:Petenationalgeographic.jpg
Image:Petecombover.jpg
Image:Officialsealofpeter.gif
Image:Piotr.jpg
Image:Petercable.png|Are these cables similar enough?
Image:Peter34.jpg
Image:peter_sucking_cock.jpg|Peter, sucking Cock since [[Shit nobody cares about|12/21/09]]
Image:Hello peter.jpg
Image:Petermilhouse.jpg|Not even Peterhouse can be a [[meme]].
Image:Peterhatesyou.jpg
Image:PeterversusBikecat.jpg
Image:Lenincat.jpg
Image:Petersprots.jpg
Image:Lenincat-1.jpg
Image:Kittenmissile.jpg|The secret weapon.
Image:Petercard.jpg
Image:Petertrap.jpg
Image:Betterlife.jpg
Image:Saintpeter.jpg
Image:Srsvspeter.gif|Serious Cat vs. Peter
Image:Advicepeter.jpg
Image:Peter_c-c-c-combo.png‎
Image:Newpeter1.jpg|new photos posted on 4/19/09
Image:Newpeter2.jpg
Image:Hypnopeter.jpg
Image:Peter2.jpg|Peter has had enough of your faggotry
Image:BrushiePeter.jpg
Image:Hotpeter.jpg
Image:GoodbyePeter2.jpg|Goodbye Peter.
File:NothingisbetterthanPeter.jpg|[[Fact|Nothing is fucking cuter than Peter.]]
File:Peterrules.png
File:Official_Seal_Of_Peter.jpg
File:Petercantshoot.jpg
File:Peterday.jpg
File:Peteremperor.jpg
File:Petergetschicks.jpg
File:Peterglasses.jpg
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===Гимн Lenincat===

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==Lenincat YTMND==
[http://lenincat.ytmnd.com/ PROTECT THE MOTHERLAND!]

==Imitators==
*[http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Farm/5544/petermain.htm Peter The Cat]
*[http://www.fodors.com/world/asia/india/kolkata-calcutta/review-36078.html Peter Cat Restaurant]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter,_the_Lord%27s_cat Peter, the Lord's cat](from [[TOW]])
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/hot_boxer/3004138630/ Peter The Cat] according to some faggot on [[Flickr]].
*[http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2142/1784627761_ec0b4b3046.jpg?v=0 Another] faggot imitator on [[Flickr]].

==External Links==
*[https://twitter.com/peterthecat At one time, Peter had a Twitter]
 
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