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	'''Perks''' (sometimes referred to as '''Skills''', '''Traits''' or '''Abilities''') are a gameplay mechanic in the popular [[MMO]][[RPG]] entitled '''[[Life]]''' that generally grant the [[You\|the player character]] various advantages over [[People\|other players]] and [[NPC]]s. There are two main types of perks: '''[[Race\|Racial Perks]]''' which are chosen automatically upon [[Abortion\|character creation]] and '''Character Perks''' that are chosen on [[Level Up]]. While most perks [[Privilege\|offer benefits]], some perks can come with [[Nigger\|notable downsides that are just not worth the trade-off]].		'''Perks''' (sometimes referred to as '''Skills''', '''Traits''' or '''Abilities''') are a gameplay mechanic in the popular [[MMO]][[RPG]] entitled '''[[Life]]''' that generally grant the [[You\|the player character]] various advantages over [[People\|other players]] and [[NPC]]s. There are two main types of perks: '''[[Race\|Racial Perks]]''' which are chosen automatically upon [[Abortion\|character creation]] and '''Character Perks''' that are chosen on [[Level Up]]. While most perks [[Privilege\|offer benefits]], some perks can come with [[Nigger\|notable downsides that are just not worth the trade-off]].

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Endurance Perks

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'''Perks''' (sometimes referred to as '''Skills''', '''Traits''' or '''Abilities''') are a gameplay mechanic in the popular [[MMO]][[RPG]] entitled '''[[Life]]''' that generally grant the [[You|the player character]] various advantages over [[People|other players]] and [[NPC]]s. There are two main types of perks: '''[[Race|Racial Perks]]''' which are chosen automatically upon [[Abortion|character creation]] and '''Character Perks''' that are chosen on [[Level Up]]. While most perks [[Privilege|offer benefits]], some perks can come with [[Nigger|notable downsides that are just not worth the trade-off]].

== Endurance Perks ==

<table class="wikitable" style="margin: auto; width: 90%;">

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<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Image</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Name</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Description</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Notable Users</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Idiots Who Didn't Take It</th>
</tr>

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<td>
[[File:RevivedJesus.JPG|150px]]
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<td>
'''Resurrection'''
</td>
<td>
Revive after [[death]]. Only works once.
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<td>
[[Jesus]]
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<td>
[[Everyone]]
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</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:YouDied.jpg|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''Permadeath'''
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<td>
Do not revive after [[death]]. Automatically given to [[mortal]]s upon character creation.
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<td>
[[Budd Dwyer]], [[Mortal]]s
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<td>
[[Jesus]]
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</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:VampireGolly.jpg|150px]]
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<td>
'''[[Vampire|Vampyre]]'''
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<td>
You can feed off the [[attention|life-force]] of others by acting like a massive [[faggot]]. Boosts your [[edginess]] by +10. Sunlight harms you much like a [[ginger]] or a [[basement dweller]].
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<td>
[[Emo]]fags, [[Goth]]fags, [[Twilight]]fags, Richard Ramirez
</td>
<td>
[[Heterosexuals]]
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</tr>

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<td>
[[File:Colonel-sanders-kfc.jpg|150px]]
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<td>
'''Fried Chikinz'''
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<td>
[[Fried chicken]] restores 3 times as much HP and won't give you [[Vomit|food poisoning]]. Members of the [[Nigger|Negroid]] race automatically start with this perk.
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<td>
[[Niggers]]
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<td>

</td>
</tr>

</table>

== Perception Perks ==

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<tr>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Image</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Name</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Description</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Notable Users</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Idiots Who Didn't Take It</th>
</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:FuckedUpCouch.jpg|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''Upholstery Penetrator'''
</td>
<td>
Your bullets can now [[Rape|penetrate]] upholstery.
</td>
<td>
[[School Shooting|99.99% of School Shooters]]
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<td>
[[William Atchison]]
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</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:ChinkDriver.jpeg|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''Azn Driver'''
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<td>
Vehicles cause 250% more damage at the expense of [[Fact|not being able to fucking drive them properly]]. This perk is automatically given to members of the [[Asian]] [[race]] and [[wimminz]] upon character creation.
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<td>
[[Asians]], [[Women]], [[Nikki Catsouras]], [[Paul Walker]], [[Jackass|Ryan Dunn]], [[NASCAR|Dale Earnhardt]], [[Ramadan Van Man]]
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<td>

</td>
</tr>

</table>

== Charisma Perks ==

<table class="wikitable" style="margin: auto; width: 90%;">

<tr>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Image</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Name</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Description</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Notable Users</th>
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">Idiots Who Didn't Take It</th>
</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:SupremeGentlemanFace.jpg|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''Supreme Gentleman'''
</td>
<td>
Gain +5 to [[unwarranted self importance]] at the expense of remaining a [[virgin]] forever. Effect is doubled if you possess the Virgin With Rage perk.
</td>
<td>
[[Elliot Rodger]]
</td>
<td>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:NerdRage.png|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''Virgin With Rage'''
</td>
<td>
Gain +15 [[rage]] until [[virgin|your cherry gets popped]].
</td>
<td>
[[Chris-chan]], [[Elliot Rodger]], [[You]]
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<td>

</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:WiggerToon.jpg|150px]]
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<td>
'''[[Wigger]]'''
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<td>
Gives all the negative effects of the [[Negroid]] race to a member of the [[Aryan]] race. Increases some [[Negroes]] disposition towards you but makes you look like a complete [[faggot]] to [[Whitey]] and [[Uncle Tom]].
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<td>
[[Eminem]], [[TsimFuckis]]
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<td>

</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:ChavToon.png|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''[[Chav]]'''
</td>
<td>
Same as wigger but for [[Britfags]].
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<td>

</td>
<td>

</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:HippiePeace.gif|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''[[Hippie|Pacifist]]'''
</td>
<td>
The effects of [[marijuana]] are doubled, but you take a -15 penalty to [[intelligence]] due to believing that all situations have a [[Pussybitch|peaceful solution]].
</td>
<td>

</td>
<td>
[[School shooting|School Shooters]], [[Hitler]]
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</tr>

<tr>
<td>
[[File:UncleTomBook.jpg|150px]]
</td>
<td>
'''[[Uncle Tom]]'''
</td>
<td>
Removes all negative racial traits from a member of the Negroid race, but makes your fellow [[Negroes]] permanently hostile to you.
</td>
<td>

</td>
<td>
</td>
</tr>

</table>

== See Also ==

* [[Level Up]]

{{Life}}

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