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A '''period''', otherwise known as cherry soda, is when a [[woman]] bleeds for two to nine days out of her [[vagina]] and fails to die. Most women say that 'it is natural' and that every woman has them, but this is a lie concocted by [[Whores|evil Jezebels]] and is actually a sign from [[God]] that they hath sinned and are going to hell after [[Jesus]] has skull fucked them. To try and hide the shame, [[Jews]] made tampons for them so that they can carry on with their evil ways. There are two types of tampons that a woman can buy off of a street dealer in exchange for TVs and [[Sega Genesis]]es: the first, soft totem poles that are shoved into the bitch's pisshole for the lulz and can also be turned into bombs, due to the fuses coming out of the bottom of them. The second are large white pads that are responsible for the death of [[Steve Irwin]] as they can be confused with [[Animal abuse|skinned]] stingrays.
[[Image:Menstrual_boob.jpg|thumb|I luv my [[cunt|bagina]] and everything it [[Jissouseki|spews out]].]][[File:Tampon appetizer.jpg|thumb|[[sick fuck|See how much]] I luv it?]]
{{quote|And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.|[[Yahweh]]|Leviticus Chapter 12:1-2}}

{{quote|And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled. But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.|Leviticus Chapter 12:4-5, GOD}}

==[[Fetish]]==
[[Image:smaal_funna.jpg|thumb|Your girlfriend.]]
[[Image:Periods_-_Menstrual_Flow_Chart.jpg|thumb|A [[Pun|menstrual flowchart]]. ([[Amirite?|Get it]]?)]]
[[Image:menstrual_sex.png|thumb|What it's really like to have sex on the rag.]]
[[Image:padcosplay.jpg|thumb| NINJA PAD IS ANGRY]]
[[Image:bloodyvaginamonster.jpg|thumb|This is how a period looks liek.]]
[[Image:Tampon_with_applicator.jpg|thumb|The new bomb for [[terrorists]]]]
[[Image:62709754---lady_gaga_mtv_vma_2009_.jpg|thumb|LOLPERIOD.]]

While some women would see the light and come to the light the Jesus for salvation, but some throw them in the bin for teenagers/creepy old men who have been watching too much ''[[Hellsing]]'', for them to [[steal]] and [[fap]] over. They are in the same league as panty sniffers and should be shot on sight.

Don't believe ED??? [http://hut.rox.com/pads.html CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!]

[http://www.menstruationsluts.com/ Pornography of menstruating women. RULE 34 NEVER FAILS!]

Of course, there are some of you [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] out there that would bastardize something as sacred as a bitch bleeding out her snatch. ('''PROTIP''': Menstrual blood works great as lube.) That's where the term "Red Wings" comes in as can be found here [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red+wings]. For the even more perverted fucks - there is MEATBALLING!!! Meatballing: [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meatballing]. Sick sons of bitches! But you gotta admit - it's a great source of iron and protein! MENSTRUATION [[FTW|FTW]]!!!

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== Euphemisms for the period ==
[[Image:Vaginableed.gif|thumb|Unexplained bleeding is fun and vibrant]]
* Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp.
* Aunt Flow is visiting.
* Aunt Irma. — This term is used by the [[British]]
* Barber's pole.
* Bloodnegs ("Blood and Eggs").
* Blowjob week.
* Chunking Out Some Strawberry Marmalade.
* Closed for Maintenance.
* Dolmio day.
* Dot.
* Excuse not to stop being a lazy [[bitch]] and make me a [[sandwich]]!
* Fallen to the communists.
* Flying the flag.
* [[Friend]] in Town.
* Got the painters in.
* [[Old|Granny]].
* Guys' Night Out.
* Menstrual dreadlocks
* Hemorrhaging filthy cooter blood out the tuna slot.
* Hide The [[Knives]] Week.
* If you ask her to go swimming: "I forgot my bathing suit."
* It's "that time of the month" when "I'm not at my best" because "my vagina is bleeding."
* Jam Sandwich.
* Manchester United are playing at home (can be replaced by any team that plays in red).
* Monthlies.
* Moontime—this term is only used by [[dirty]] smelly [[hippies]].
* Mouse in the House.
* On the blob.
* On the cob.
* Period.
* [[Premenstrual Tension]]
* Prostrate atop a crimson tide.
* Ragging it / on the rag /Playing Ragtime.
* Red Ring of Death.
* Red River/Tsunami.
* Red/Crimson Tide.
* Ridin' the cotton pony.
* Shark Week.
* Slashdot.
* Surfing the crimson wave.
* That time of the month.
* The curse.
* The Red Painters.
* The Russians are coming / The Red Army is invading.
* [[Buffy|Raining Blood]]

==Projective Period: The Movie==

Trolling? You decide!

http://vimeo.com/6497305

==Moontime==

[[Some argue|Some]] [[women]], who think they are neo-[[pagan]] Earth-mother-goddess-worshiping [[uber]] stupid [[hippies]], [[Denial|have decided that periods are really cool]], and the only reason other women don't think so is because they have been taken in by the '[[True|Period Disgustingness Conspiracy]]', a joint product of the Manocentric Maleocracy and Tampax Inc. These women call their periods 'Moontime' because like the full moon, it drives everyone fucking crazy. Some of them even go so far as to <s> [http://www.livejournal.com/community/blood_art/54657.html#cutid1 paint with their menstrual blood] </s> BALEETED, ensuring they will create a high-quality product sought after by art collectors such as [[Jeffrey Dahmer]] (and a strange smell for weeks to come).

99.9% of all women see the hippies as [[batshit insane]], because [[IRL]], it's not fun to bleed from your pussy and wear diapers for a quarter of the year, unless they have a webcam or join livejasmin.com.

Although they're doing it wrong, these [[hippies]] are on to something, as mentioning your period is a fucking hilarious way to [[troll]] sexually entitled basement dwellers who think they're going to get to fuck you. Mention clotting for bonus [[lulz]]!

==Van & Jim's Discussion Corner==

<pre>
van : Ever wonder why women have periods?
jim : Why?
van : BECAUSE THEY FUCKIN DESERVE 'EM
</pre>

<pre>
van : What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
jim : What?
van : Nothing! They're both stuck up bitches!
</pre>

==A Period in Action==
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==Gallery==
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Image:Here_Is_Your_Tampon_Template.png|<center>Exploitable</center>
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Image:Wonder_Woman_-_Pads.gif
Image:Perioddoll.gif
Image:Periods_-_Typical_Period.gif|Women were specifically designed by God to suffer.
Image:Periods_-_Doesn't_Always_Go_As_Planned.jpg|Things don't always go as planned.
Image:Periods_-_Comic.jpg
Image:Periods_-_Cute_Period.png
Image:Periods_-_Menstruality.jpg
Image:Periods_-_Happy_Period.jpg
Image:64nowayisthisreal1.jpg|Japanese women menstruate FIRE!
Image:Japanese_period.jpg|Mmmm, tasty!
Image:Periods_-_Shlick_Fuuuuuck.jpg
Image:Periods_-_Fuck_You_Grass.jpg
Image:Period_-_Pretty_Seaweed.jpg
Image:Periods_-_Rated_M.jpg
Image:Periods_-_Mommy_Help.jpg
Image:MyAnus.jpg|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Image:Tommytampon.gif|[[Cunt]].
Image:Menstruality.jpg
Image:At_least_he_has_a_goal_-_Pad_on_Deviantart.jpg|At least he has a goal...
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Image:Hipster_blood.jpg
</gallery>}}

==Also See==

* [[Birmingham Pagan Community]]
* [[Cracky-chan]]
* [[Feminism]]
* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Menstrual painting]]
* [[Self injury]]
* [[Silvertree]]
* [[Tampon]]

{{sex}}

[[Category: Sex]]

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imported>Deadpriest: Aucustic pornogrind? y'dirty wee hoor ye! fuckin fuck aye (aye is pronounced just like the letter i)

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imported>Deadpriest: Aucustic pornogrind? y'dirty wee hoor ye! fuckin fuck aye (aye is pronounced just like the letter i)

imported>Deadpriest: Aucustic pornogrind? y'dirty wee hoor ye! fuckin fuck aye (aye is pronounced just like the letter i)