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	[[File:Pepsi - Pepsi Generation.png\|thumb\|You, after a life of Pepsi and Cheetos]]		[[File:Pepsi - Pepsi Generation.png\|thumb\|You, after a life of Pepsi and Cheetos]]
	[[File:Pepsi niglet costume.jpg\|thumb\|Pepsi bottle from Zaire]]		[[File:Pepsi niglet costume.jpg\|thumb\|Pepsi bottle from Zaire]]
	[[File:Pepsi gentlemen.png\|thumb\|Gentlemen]]		[[File:Pepsi gentlemen.png\|thumb\|Gentlemen]]
	~~'''Pepsi''' is a drink better than coca cola. this is because Coca Cola tastes like shit and Pepsi is the Nectar of the Gods.~~

	It is ~~the 2nd best drink for~~ [[~~nerd~~\|~~you~~]] ~~after mountain dew~~, ~~its~~ made ~~entirely~~ of ~~healthy materials such as~~ , ~~uranium~~ , ~~toxic waste~~ , ~~oil and dried~~ [[~~Jew~~]] ~~blood~~		'''Pepsi''' is [[Fact\|liquid cancer]]. It is made from Kike smegma, taint juice, menstrual blood and toenail fungus. It's pseudo-nemesis counterpart Coke, is the same shit, but with a different label. They both taste like stale ass-water mixed with sugar. It is rumored that this is the concoction of the devil and it is made by demons in order to brainwash silly humans and turn them into zombified cretins. Well, what the fuck do we know? Besides giving you a notoriously long list of health problems, Pepsi will also make you look like a faggot, because more then likely, you'll be drinking it with a bendy straw. Pepsi is the only known, field tested, working, dumbfuck detector. While at a social gathering, [[DO IT FAGGOT\|scan the crowd for how many people are consuming this shit. Now, take a pen and piece of paper and write down the number. After you finished, climb onto a chair and start yelling towards each and every last person, while pointing your finger, that they're indeed, dumbfucks]]. You'll be the coolest guy there.

	== What you can do with a Pepsi ==		== What you can do with a Pepsi ==
	*Drink it
	*Wash your ~~hands with it~~		Pepsi is a world renown drink known for helping thousands upon thousands of healthy people get diabetes faster than chugging ten cargo containers filled with sugar every 6 hours. You must be fucking stupid if you don't drink Pepsi every break in-between fapping marathons. It will help make your cum the texture of S'mores, so you can more easily make cumballs to fling after your mom when she brings you fresh clothes from the dryer.
	*put sugar in it
	*Not buy it		You hate going to the dentist? Great! By drinking Pepsi non-stop, your teeth will rot faster than the flesh-eating disease we used to get back in 'Nam. Why do you think every sugarmonkey down at the plantation couldn't hold more than 3 teeth together before their 11th birthday?
	*Use it to ~~make weapons~~ of ~~mass destruction~~
	*Shover it up your ass		Sumo wrestles use Pepsi to maintain the aspect of their moobs in good form, thus when you look straight at a sumo wrestler, the gravitational pull of their tits will pull their opponents into their grabs.
	*Coat your [[cock]] with it
	== ~~Who made it~~ ==		== Best marketing campaign ==
	~~The Jews did duh~~		[[File:Pepsi_aape.jpg\|750px\|center]]

	==See also==		==See also==

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[[File:Pepsi - Pepsi Generation.png|thumb|You, after a life of Pepsi and Cheetos]]
[[File:Pepsi niglet costume.jpg|thumb|Pepsi bottle from Zaire]]
[[File:Pepsi gentlemen.png|thumb|Gentlemen]]
'''Pepsi''' is a drink better than coca cola. this is because Coca Cola tastes like shit and Pepsi is the Nectar of the Gods.

It is the 2nd best drink for [[nerd|you]] after mountain dew, its made entirely of healthy materials such as , uranium , toxic waste , oil and dried [[Jew]] blood
== What you can do with a Pepsi ==
*Drink it
*Wash your hands with it
*put sugar in it
*Not buy it
*Use it to make weapons of mass destruction
*Shover it up your ass
*Coat your [[cock]] with it
== Who made it ==
The Jews did duh

==See also==
*[[Caffeine]]
*[[Coke]]
*[[Dub the Dew]]
*[[Mountain Dew]]

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