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imported>H64: /* Notable person articles */ other justin

2023-02-05T00:37:19Z

Notable person articles: other justin

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Notable person articles: other justin

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	*[[Mediacrat]] - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article.		*[[Mediacrat]] - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article.
	*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite.		*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite.
	*[[Justin Encarnacion]] - Some kid with an article for some reason.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>H64: /* Notable person articles */ -justin

2023-02-05T00:35:49Z

Notable person articles: -justin

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Notable person articles: -justin

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	*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite.		*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite.
	*[[Justin Encarnacion]] - Some kid with an article for some reason.		*[[Justin Encarnacion]] - Some kid with an article for some reason.
	*[[Justin Burgess]] - Generic [[DeviantArt]] attack article
	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Kamaloka at 21:42, 6 December 2021

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	*[[Mediacrat]] - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article.		*[[Mediacrat]] - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article.
	*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite.		*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite.
			*[[Justin Encarnacion]] - Some kid with an article for some reason.
			*[[Justin Burgess]] - Generic [[DeviantArt]] attack article
	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>LulzKiller at 19:24, 25 September 2016

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	#[[????]]		#[[????]]
	#[[PROFIT]]!		#[[PROFIT]]!

			==How to start a person article==

			Follow this simple formula when starting your person article. The rest will write itself.

			'''(name)''' is a '''(insult)''' and '''(insult)''' on '''(website)''' who thinks '''(their beliefs)''' and '''(something stupid they did)'''.

	==Notable person articles==		==Notable person articles==

imported>Onideus: /* See Also */ - When is it crap?

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See Also: - When is it crap?

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[[Image:whothefuckareyou.jpg|right|thumbnail|300px|Damn good question.]]
A '''people''' or '''person article''' is an [[unfunny]] article about [[bullshit|something]] or [[Fag|somebody you've never heard of]]. There are [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|loads]] of these fucking things made on ED every five minutes, making diehard EDiots [[rage]]. As a result of this, you have probably been [[redirect|redirected]] to this page while searching for your favorite [[you|nobody]]. Well you should thank us for this, because person articles contain your average daily recommended intake of [[AIDS]] and [[fail]] injected into you straight through your eyeballs. In all likelihood, [[the cancer|you have also made a person article on ED]]. Fear not; read this page for redemption, and maybe the rest of your terrible edits won't be reverted in the future. It is also a friendly reminder to stop being a cock-mongling, self-centered faggot.

''' [[Protip]]:''' No one cares who [[Mr. Hands|ILoveFuckingHorses69]] is.

== Countermeasures to running into People Articles==
*Hit [[Special:Random|random page]]!![[Oneoneone|1!]]!111 Only 94% of articles on ED are people articles, you'll find a good one eventually!
*[[Bitch]] about it.
*Make a titled ED article for everyone you have ever known. [[Srsly|evar]]. It will work.
*[[TL;DR|Take 3 leaves from the branches of a freshly bloomed Ficus tree to an altar of Zeus and sprinkle them over the sacrificed remains of a newly born baby lamb while chanting the fourteenth verse of hamlet until the blood from the lamb has throughly soaked through , then consume a single canned refried bean (preferably Hormel) and spit the remaining chewed bean matter into a glass of the purest crystal, which you must then shatter over the altar and cover in candle wax. This, and only this, will allow you to continue to the next step, which is to..]]
*Make a new separate article for every possible spelling of [[lol]], [[lmao]], etc. [[Lmao Zedong|HOLY]] [[Lollercaust|SHIT]] [[Lollercoaster|THIS]] [[Lmaonade|HAS]] [[Lmaonaise|AL]][[Lmaowl|READY]] [[Steamloller|BEEN]] [[Lolwtf|DO]][[Lolcano|NE]].

== How to make a person article==
#Get dumped
#Go on ED and [[baw]]ww unnecessarily
#[[????]]
#[[PROFIT]]!

==Notable person articles==
*[[RockyandGinger4ever]]—Proof of the [[awesome]] quality control here at [[ED:AOTN|ED]].
*[[Mediacrat]] - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article.
*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite.

==See Also==

* [[Shitty Attack Article]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:When is it crap?]]

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