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	[[Cripple\|'''Gage''']]: The gang's main arm supplier. served on the Afghan war, which is also the reason why he's crippled in the first place, Words on the streets that [[LOLWUT\|he got shot by one of his men while looting a body of one of his dead comrade]].		[[Cripple\|'''Gage''']]: The gang's main arm supplier. served on the Afghan war, which is also the reason why he's crippled in the first place, Words on the streets that [[LOLWUT\|he got shot by one of his men while looting a body of one of his dead comrade]].

	[[Pig\|'''Solomon Garett''']]: Minor Villain appearing on a few missions, you would a expect a guy with a Jewish name would've been the super secret mastermind bad guy of the game, just like in real life, but no ~~instead~~ we got some nigger who larps as a dentist instead.		[[Pig\|'''Solomon Garett''']]: Minor Villain appearing on a few missions, you would a expect a guy with a Jewish name would've been the super secret mastermind bad guy of the game, just like in real life, but no we got some nigger who larps as a dentist instead.

	== Heists ==		== Heists ==

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	[[Boring\|'''Duke''']]: Bland character that only exists because Oyveykill wanted to release another non-DLC heister to shut the forums up.		[[Boring\|'''Duke''']]: Bland character that only exists because Oyveykill wanted to release another non-DLC heister to shut the forums up.

	[[Beaner\|'''Sangres''']]: An [[illegal alien]] that ~~somehow manage to get himself involved with~~ the ~~Gayday gang~~, ~~wore~~ nothing but ~~shitty~~ Aloha shirts.		[[Beaner\|'''Sangres''']]: Some [[illegal alien]] (literally) that Bain founds in the Tijuana crossing, Likes to talk all about Mexican shit being a beaner scum he is and wears nothing but Aloha shirts sewn by the hands of a Chinese sweatshop worker.

	[[Cuba\|'''Scarface (DLC)''']]: ~~Former cartel boss. Just like John wick, Jimmy, and Bodhi The sole reason for his existence in this game is because the kikes on Overkill has signed yet~~ ''another'' ~~Crossover deal with~~ a ~~movie nobody cares~~ about, as of 2020 ~~due to licensing issues~~ his ~~DLC~~ is no longer available on Payday 2~~'s steam page~~.		[[Cuba\|'''Scarface (DLC)''']]: Yet ''another'' crossover character, this time from an 80's film nobody but a /tv/fag would care about, <s> as of 2020, his character pack is no longer available to purchase so lol</s>, NVM you still can unlock him via the Payday 2 legacy collection.

	[[~~Japan~~\|'''Joy''']]: ~~The newest addition to the Gayday gang. also an [[Gamer\|EPIC GAYMUR]] Based on a~~ shirt ~~she wore~~, ~~Expect alot of [[Rule 34]]~~ of ~~her just like~~ Sydney ~~and~~ Clover.		[[Gamer\|'''Joy''']]: A "gamer" in case if you couldn't tell from her le epic gamer shirt, solely exist because the community is getting tired jacking off to R34's of Sydney or Clover.

	[[Youtube\|'''Ethan & Hila (DLC)''']]: Yes, you heard right. Overshill was so desperate for crossover deals that they reached out to youtube personalities (And not even good ones). Since the voice-acting of both characters is horrible, and their perk deck is next-to-useless, The only real reason for anyone to buy this is just 'lol! youtuber so funny!'. If someone joins your lobby playing as one of these, do everyone a favor and just kick them.		[[Youtube\|'''Ethan & Hila (DLC)''']]: Yes, you heard right. Overshill was so desperate for crossover deals that they reached out to youtube personalities (And not even good ones). Since the voice-acting of both characters is horrible, and their perk deck is next-to-useless, The only real reason for anyone to buy this is just 'lol! youtuber so funny!'. If someone joins your lobby playing as one of these, do everyone a favor and just kick them.
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	[[Barack Obama\|'''The Elephant''']]: Corrupt politician who uses the gang for his personal agenda, like stealing a fusion engine and [[W\|rigging elections]].		[[Barack Obama\|'''The Elephant''']]: Corrupt politician who uses the gang for his personal agenda, like stealing a fusion engine and [[W\|rigging elections]].

	[[Nigger\|'''The Dentist''']]: Some guy nobody knows anything about that sends the gang to do big complex heists. His heists are arguably the best of the game.		[[Nigger\|'''The Dentist''']]: Some guy nobody knows anything about that sends the gang to do big complex heists. His heists are arguably the best of the game, too bad he backstabs you by selling out Bain to Murkywater.

	[[MILF\|'''The Butcher''']]: Croatian arms dealer. Her first job consisted of sending the gang [[Terrorist\|to steal a nuclear bomb]].		[[MILF\|'''The Butcher''']]: Croatian arms dealer. Her first job consisted of sending the gang [[Terrorist\|to steal a nuclear bomb]].
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	[[South Africa\|'''Locke''']]: Commander Shepherd from [[Modern Warfare 2]] rose from the dead, and brought with him heists that feel pretty much like your average [[Boring\|Call of Duty single player mission]]		[[South Africa\|'''Locke''']]: Commander Shepherd from [[Modern Warfare 2]] rose from the dead, and brought with him heists that feel pretty much like your average [[Boring\|Call of Duty single player mission]]

	[[Chink\|'''Jiu Feng''']]: ~~A former~~ triad ~~member. Just like The Elephant, he~~ only uses the gang for his personal agendas~~. not much else to say about him~~, ~~besides the fact~~ that ~~he may or may not had [[Secks\| a sexual relations with Joy]]~~.		[[Chink\|'''Jiu Feng''']]: Ex triad Chink who also only uses the gang for his personal agendas, also Joy's ex if that amounts to anything.

	[[Nigger\|'''Charon/The Continental''']]: Part of John wick's DLC, ~~Despite how promising he sounds~~, He ~~Only~~ gives you two heist.		[[Nigger\|'''Charon/The Continental''']]: Part of John wick's DLC, Don't get your hopes up, He only gives you two heist.

			[[Inbred\|'''Gemma McShay''']]: Some Texan Hick who runs a human trafficking ring, <s>nothing else to say, But at least her DLC pack came with a tons of new weapons!</s> Nevermind they're all shit.

	'''Others:'''		'''Others:'''

	[[Slave\|'''Aldstone''']]: Hoxton's Butler that he bought all the way from [[Britain\|Bongistan]]. doesn't do much besides roaming around in your safe house and ~~[[Insane\|~~talking to the paintings]].		[[Slave\|'''Aldstone''']]: Hoxton's Butler that he bought all the way from [[Britain\|Bongistan]]. doesn't do much besides roaming around in your safe house and talking to the paintings there.

	[[Cripple\|'''Gage''']]: The gang's main arm supplier. ~~Also an~~ Afghan war ~~veteran~~, Words on the streets that [[~~Lulz~~\|he got shot by one of his men while looting a body of one of his dead comrade]].		[[Cripple\|'''Gage''']]: The gang's main arm supplier. served on the Afghan war, which is also the reason why he's crippled in the first place, Words on the streets that [[LOLWUT\|he got shot by one of his men while looting a body of one of his dead comrade]].

	[[~~Jew~~\|'''Solomon Garett''']]~~{{Jew}}~~: ~~The newest adversary~~ of the ~~Gayday gang. also~~ a ~~Jew~~.		[[Pig\|'''Solomon Garett''']]: Minor Villain appearing on a few missions, you would a expect a guy with a Jewish name would've been the super secret mastermind bad guy of the game, just like in real life, but no instead we got some nigger who larps as a dentist instead.

	== Heists ==		== Heists ==

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Weapons

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	<center><div style="background:white;border:1px solid black;width:80%;padding:10px;text-align:left">		<center><div style="background:white;border:1px solid black;width:80%;padding:10px;text-align:left">
	'''Do I really need to say it?.'''</div></center><br>		'''Do I really need to say it?'''</div></center><br>

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Weapons

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	<td><div id="PD2Link10" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content10">Akimbo Submachine guns</div></td>		<td><div id="PD2Link10" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content10">Akimbo Submachine guns</div></td>
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	<td><div id="PD2Link7" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content7">Submachine Guns</div></td>		<td><div id="PD2Link7" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content7">Submachine Guns</div></td>
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	'''Just like the akimbo pistols, all of them suck ass.'''</div></center><br>		'''Just like the akimbo pistols, all of them suck ass.'''</div></center><br>

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			'''Do I really need to say it?.'''</div></center><br>

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External Links

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
			*[https://payday.fandom.com/wiki/Payday_Wiki Fan wiki]
	*[http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/ Official Steam Community forum. Where people complain non-stop whenever a new DLC is out]		*[http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/ Official Steam Community forum. Where people complain non-stop whenever a new DLC is out]
	*[http://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/ Subreddit community. More or less the same thing as the Steam forums but with typical Reddit circlejerking]		*[http://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/ Subreddit community. More or less the same thing as the Steam forums but with typical Reddit circlejerking]
	*[http://www.overkillsoftware.com/ Overkill's official website]		*[http://www.overkillsoftware.com/ Overkill's official website]
	*[https://twitter.com/OVERKILL_TM Overkill's official Twitter]		*[https://twitter.com/OVERKILL_TM Overkill's official Twitter]
			*[https://twitter.com/almirlisto?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor The official twitter of Chief Rabbi Almir listostein]

	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}

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Characters

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	[[Chink\|'''Jiu Feng''']]: A former triad member. Just like The Elephant, he only uses the gang for his personal agendas. not much else to say about him, besides the fact that he may or may not had [[Secks\| a sexual relations with Joy]].		[[Chink\|'''Jiu Feng''']]: A former triad member. Just like The Elephant, he only uses the gang for his personal agendas. not much else to say about him, besides the fact that he may or may not had [[Secks\| a sexual relations with Joy]].

	[[Nigger\|'''Charon/The Continental''']]: Part of John wick's DLC, Only gives you two heist.		[[Nigger\|'''Charon/The Continental''']]: Part of John wick's DLC, Despite how promising he sounds, He Only gives you two heist.

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Weapons

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	<td><div id="PD2Link6" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content6">Akimbo Pistols</div></td>		<td><div id="PD2Link6" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content6">Akimbo Pistols</div></td>
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			<td><div id="PD2Link10" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content10">Akimbo Submachine guns</div></td>
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	<td><div id="PD2Link7" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content7">Submachine Guns</div></td>		<td><div id="PD2Link7" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="PD2Content7">Submachine Guns</div></td>
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	*AMR-16: CAR-4 with less ammo but more damage, CAR fags hate it. Can be a great weapon in the hands of a pro.		*AMR-16: CAR-4 with less ammo but more damage, CAR fags hate it. Can be a great weapon in the hands of a pro.

			*Tempest-21: An assault rifle with the shape of a submachine gun. the low threat rate makes this rifle very useful for stealth only missions.

	*Commando 553 ('''DLC'''): CAR-4 with more damage but less ammo.		*Commando 553 ('''DLC'''): CAR-4 with more damage but less ammo.
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	<center><div style="background:white;border:1px solid black;width:80%;padding:10px;text-align:left">		<center><div style="background:white;border:1px solid black;width:80%;padding:10px;text-align:left">
	They all suck except the ones from the Hotline Miami DLC.</div></center><br>		'''They all suck except the ones from the Hotline Miami DLC.'''</div></center><br>

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			<center><div style="background:white;border:1px solid black;width:80%;padding:10px;text-align:left">
			'''Just like the akimbo pistols, all of them suck ass.'''</div></center><br>

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	*[[IT'S OVER 9000\|OVE9000]]: A circular saw. Best used as a tool for opening doors and safes instead of a weapon.		*[[IT'S OVER 9000\|OVE9000]]: A circular saw. Best used as a tool for opening doors and safes instead of a weapon.

			*XL 5.56 Microgun : The same just like the vulcan minigun except it's actually free.

			*DECA Technologies Compound Bow: A fucking bow. only useful for stealth only missions.

	*GL40 ('''DLC'''): Single-shot grenade launcher. Actually does damage unlike thrown grenades.		*GL40 ('''DLC'''): Single-shot grenade launcher. Actually does damage unlike thrown grenades.

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The game

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	But none of this matters, since the whole game is about buying DLCs so you can have a slight better chance of completing heists on the Death Wish difficulty.		But none of this matters, since the whole game is about buying DLCs so you can have a slight better chance of completing heists on the Death Wish difficulty.

	oh and theres also a "career mode" which is just all the heist in the game in order, under a disguise of a "storyline".		Oh and theres also a "career mode" which is just all the heist in the game in order, under a disguise of a "storyline".

	== DLC ==		== DLC ==

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	[[Boring\|'''Duke''']]: Bland character that only exists because Oyveykill wanted to release another non-DLC heister to shut the forums up.		[[Boring\|'''Duke''']]: Bland character that only exists because Oyveykill wanted to release another non-DLC heister to shut the forums up.

	[[Beaner\|'''Sangres''']]: An [[illegal alien]] that ~~somehow manage to get himself involved with~~ the ~~Gayday gang~~, ~~wore~~ nothing but ~~shitty~~ Aloha shirts.		[[Beaner\|'''Sangres''']]: Some [[illegal alien]] (literally) that Bain founds in the Tijuana crossing, Likes to talk all about Mexican shit being a beaner scum he is and wears nothing but Aloha shirts sewn by the hands of a Chinese sweatshop worker.

	[[Cuba\|'''Scarface (DLC)''']]: ~~Former cartel boss. Just like John wick, Jimmy, and Bodhi The sole reason for his existence in this game is because the kikes on Overkill has signed yet~~ ''another'' ~~Crossover deal with~~ a ~~movie nobody cares~~ about, as of 2020 ~~due to licensing issues~~ his ~~DLC~~ is no longer available on Payday 2~~'s steam page~~.		[[Cuba\|'''Scarface (DLC)''']]: Yet ''another'' crossover character, this time from an 80's film nobody but a /tv/fag would care about, <s> as of 2020, his character pack is no longer available to purchase so lol</s>, NVM you still can unlock him via the Payday 2 legacy collection.

	[[~~Japan~~\|'''Joy''']]: ~~The newest addition to the Gayday gang. also an [[Gamer\|EPIC GAYMUR]] Based on a~~ shirt ~~she wore~~, ~~Expect alot of [[Rule 34]]~~ of ~~her just like~~ Sydney ~~and~~ Clover.		[[Gamer\|'''Joy''']]: A "gamer" in case if you couldn't tell from her le epic gamer shirt, solely exist because the community is getting tired jacking off to R34's of Sydney or Clover.

	[[Youtube\|'''Ethan & Hila (DLC)''']]: Yes, you heard right. Overshill was so desperate for crossover deals that they reached out to youtube personalities (And not even good ones). Since the voice-acting of both characters is horrible, and their perk deck is next-to-useless, The only real reason for anyone to buy this is just 'lol! youtuber so funny!'. If someone joins your lobby playing as one of these, do everyone a favor and just kick them.		[[Youtube\|'''Ethan & Hila (DLC)''']]: Yes, you heard right. Overshill was so desperate for crossover deals that they reached out to youtube personalities (And not even good ones). Since the voice-acting of both characters is horrible, and their perk deck is next-to-useless, The only real reason for anyone to buy this is just 'lol! youtuber so funny!'. If someone joins your lobby playing as one of these, do everyone a favor and just kick them.
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	[[Barack Obama\|'''The Elephant''']]: Corrupt politician who uses the gang for his personal agenda, like stealing a fusion engine and [[W\|rigging elections]].		[[Barack Obama\|'''The Elephant''']]: Corrupt politician who uses the gang for his personal agenda, like stealing a fusion engine and [[W\|rigging elections]].

	[[Nigger\|'''The Dentist''']]: Some guy nobody knows anything about that sends the gang to do big complex heists. His heists are arguably the best of the game.		[[Nigger\|'''The Dentist''']]: Some guy nobody knows anything about that sends the gang to do big complex heists. His heists are arguably the best of the game, too bad he backstabs you by selling out Bain to Murkywater.

	[[MILF\|'''The Butcher''']]: Croatian arms dealer. Her first job consisted of sending the gang [[Terrorist\|to steal a nuclear bomb]].		[[MILF\|'''The Butcher''']]: Croatian arms dealer. Her first job consisted of sending the gang [[Terrorist\|to steal a nuclear bomb]].
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	[[South Africa\|'''Locke''']]: Commander Shepherd from [[Modern Warfare 2]] rose from the dead, and brought with him heists that feel pretty much like your average [[Boring\|Call of Duty single player mission]]		[[South Africa\|'''Locke''']]: Commander Shepherd from [[Modern Warfare 2]] rose from the dead, and brought with him heists that feel pretty much like your average [[Boring\|Call of Duty single player mission]]

	[[Chink\|'''Jiu Feng''']]: ~~A former~~ triad ~~member. Just like The Elephant, he~~ only uses the gang for his personal agendas~~. not much else to say about him~~, ~~besides the fact~~ that ~~he may or may not had [[Secks\| a sexual relations with Joy]]~~.		[[Chink\|'''Jiu Feng''']]: Ex triad Chink who also only uses the gang for his personal agendas, also Joy's ex if that amounts to anything.

	[[Nigger\|'''Charon/The Continental''']]: Part of John wick's DLC, ~~Despite how promising he sounds~~, He ~~Only~~ gives you two heist.		[[Nigger\|'''Charon/The Continental''']]: Part of John wick's DLC, Don't get your hopes up, He only gives you two heist.

			[[Inbred\|'''Gemma McShay''']]: Some Texan Hick who runs a human trafficking ring, <s>nothing else to say, But at least her DLC pack came with a tons of new weapons!</s> Nevermind they're all shit.

	'''Others:'''		'''Others:'''

	[[Slave\|'''Aldstone''']]: Hoxton's Butler that he bought all the way from [[Britain\|Bongistan]]. doesn't do much besides roaming around in your safe house and ~~[[Insane\|~~talking to the paintings]].		[[Slave\|'''Aldstone''']]: Hoxton's Butler that he bought all the way from [[Britain\|Bongistan]]. doesn't do much besides roaming around in your safe house and talking to the paintings there.

	[[Cripple\|'''Gage''']]: The gang's main arm supplier. ~~Also an~~ Afghan war ~~veteran~~, Words on the streets that [[~~Lulz~~\|he got shot by one of his men while looting a body of one of his dead comrade]].		[[Cripple\|'''Gage''']]: The gang's main arm supplier. served on the Afghan war, which is also the reason why he's crippled in the first place, Words on the streets that [[LOLWUT\|he got shot by one of his men while looting a body of one of his dead comrade]].

	[[~~Jew~~\|'''Solomon Garett''']]~~{{Jew}}~~: ~~The newest adversary~~ of the ~~Gayday gang. also~~ a ~~Jew~~.		[[Pig\|'''Solomon Garett''']]: Minor Villain appearing on a few missions, you would a expect a guy with a Jewish name would've been the super secret mastermind bad guy of the game, just like in real life, but no instead we got some nigger who larps as a dentist instead.

	== Heists ==		== Heists ==