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	*[[Livejournal]] user - 20mg		*[[Livejournal]] user - 20mg
	*[[Xanga]] user - 30mg		*[[Xanga]] user - 30mg
	*[[4chan]] [[/b/]] tard - 40mg plus large amouts of Meth		*[[4chan]] [[B\|/b/]] tard - 40mg plus large amouts of Meth
	*[[Wikipedia]] editor - 80mg		*[[Wikipedia]] editor - 80mg
	*[[Uncyclopedia]] editor - 360mg		*[[Uncyclopedia]] editor - 360mg
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	*Severe case of [[internet disease]]		*Severe case of [[internet disease]]
	*Inability for guys and girls alike to get laid.		*Inability for guys and girls alike to get laid.
			*Permanent chemical castration.
	*The inverting of the [[penis ]]		*The inverting of the [[penis ]]
	*[[Goatse\|Goatseation]]		*[[Goatse\|Goatseation]]

	Aside from side effects, paxil has ~~absolutley~~ no ~~withdrawl~~ effects whatsoever.†		Aside from side effects, paxil has absolutely no withdrawal effects whatsoever.†

	†Paid lobbyist.		†Paid lobbyist.

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'''Paxil''' is one of the popular antidepressants that is a major staple in the diet of most [[goths]], [[emo]] fags and [[LiveJournal]] users. Introduced in the mid [[90s]] by the makers of viagra and Zyklon B. Paxil part of a drug class known as an '''STAI''' or Selective Teenage Angst Inhibitor. As helpful as paxil may be, unfortunately no drug can completley cure [[cutting]], [[blog]]ging, or [[furry]]. The drug is avalible over the counter in drugs stores, right next to the [[ritalin]] aisle. It is now sold in regular, berry, and tropical flavours.

===Dosage===

[[Image:Paxil.gif|Taste the rainbow.]]

The daily requirements of paxil is as follows:
*[[MySpace]] user - 10mg
*[[Livejournal]] user - 20mg
*[[Xanga]] user - 30mg
*[[4chan]] [[/b/]] tard - 40mg plus large amouts of Meth
*[[Wikipedia]] editor - 80mg
*[[Uncyclopedia]] editor - 360mg
*[[DevianTART]]ist - 400mg
*[[VCL]] artist - [[Totse|HUFF RAID]]!!!

===Side Effects===

Side effects include:
*436% increase in [[ljdrama|livejournal drama]].
*Can turn angsty teens into full blown [[drama whore]]s
*Pale skin
*Becoming a [[fatty]]
*[[Zombie]].
*Severe case of [[internet disease]]
*Inability for guys and girls alike to get laid.
*The inverting of the [[penis ]]
*[[Goatse|Goatseation]]

Aside from side effects, paxil has absolutley no withdrawl effects whatsoever.†

†Paid lobbyist.

==Related Articles==
*[[Prozac]]
*[[Aqua Dots]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Histrionic Personality Disorder]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Jason Russell]]

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