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	[[~~File~~:Patriarchy.png\|thumb\|300px\|right\|Patriarchs love nothing more than <s>to punch</s> fisting women so hard ~~there hand~~ get stuck in the uterus.]]		[[Image:Patriarchy.png\|thumb\|300px\|right\|Patriarchs love nothing more than <s>to punch</s> fisting women so hard their hands get stuck in the uterus.]]
	[[~~File~~:Patriarchy.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Women use the benevolent Patriarchy as a [[Jew\|universal scapegoat]].]]		[[Image:Patriarchy.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Women use the benevolent Patriarchy as a [[Jew\|universal scapegoat]].]]
	[[~~File~~:Patriarchy 6.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|U MAD SIS?]]		[[Image:Patriarchy 6.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|U MAD SIS?]]
	[[~~File~~:Patriarchy 5.png\|thumb\|right\|200px]]		[[Image:Patriarchy 5.png\|thumb\|right\|200px]]

	The '''Patriarchy''' is a sinister cabal composed of only the whitest and most geriatric men. More influential than [[The Man]] and more devious than the [[Furluminati]], their ultimate goal is to brutally oppress every woman on Earth by not surrendering to their ever fleeting whims.		The '''Patriarchy''' is a sinister cabal composed of only the whitest and most geriatric men. More influential than [[The Man]] and more devious than the [[Furluminati]], their ultimate goal is to brutally oppress every woman on Earth by not surrendering to their ever fleeting whims.

	{{quote\|Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/roseanneba543132.html Roseanne Barr]\|center=auto}}		{{quote\|Growing up in a [[Hell\|Jewish matriarchal world]] inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, [[Utah]], gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the [[Moralfag\|perfect Jewish-American wife and mother]], and is fiercely proud of that fact.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/roseanneba543132.html Roseanne Barr]\|center=auto}}

	== Methods of Brutality ==		== Methods of Brutality ==

	Patriarchs are as cunning as they are cruel, and their tactics reflect this.		Patriarchs are as [[Funny\|cunning]] as they are cruel, and their tactics reflect this.

	=== Cognitive Dissonance ===		=== Cognitive Dissonance ===
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	=== Work ===		=== Work ===

	It's a fact of life that women are generally horrendous workers. Due to a [[Cunt\|medical condition]], women are incapable of working <s>one</s> four weeks of each month. In a completely unrelated coincidence, women are paid 75% of what men are. This means that the patriarchy generously pays far above market value for bitchy, garishly dressed labor, and are accused of discrimination for their trouble. While giving women lower wages generally causes [[butthurt]] in the short term, they will eventually realize that they must marry a far more productive male if they want the good things in life, such as ~~bubble baths~~ and mountains of ~~footwear~~. This ensures that the smartest and most productive men will mate, preventing the gene pool from stagnating.		It's a fact of life that women are generally horrendous workers. Due to a [[Cunt\|medical condition]], women are incapable of working <s>one</s> four weeks of each month. In a completely unrelated coincidence, women are paid 75% of what men are. This means that the patriarchy generously pays far above market value for bitchy, garishly dressed labor, and are accused of discrimination for their trouble. While giving women lower wages generally causes [[butthurt]] in the short term, they will eventually realize that they must marry a far more productive male if they want the good things in life, such as ayurvedic spa vacations and mountains of Louboutins. This ensures that the smartest and most productive men will mate, preventing the gene pool from stagnating.

	=== Regulation ===		=== Regulation ===

	Controlling access to things like abortion causes no end of rage among [[feminazi~~\|feminazis~~]], but after popping out a few unwanted, ~~bastardized~~ children, even the dumbest of sluts will have (hopefully) learned a few things about personal responsibility.		Controlling access to things like abortion causes no end of [[rage]] among [[feminazi]]s, but after popping out a few unwanted, bastard children, even the dumbest of sluts will have (hopefully) [[Lesbianism\|learned a few things]] about personal responsibility.

	== Castrating the Patriarchs ==		== Castrating the Patriarchs ==

	In recent years, [[bitches and whores]] have begun to undermine their testicle wielding overlords by utilizing the one weapon they fear most: social media. Armed with weapons of mass liberation such as [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]] and [[tumblr]], womyn have enjoyed extraordinary success in such varied fields as fat acceptance, penis shaming, and most importantly, teaching men not to [[rape]]. The once omnipotent Patriarchy has yet to recover from the endless onslaught of hashtags, images of handwritten notes detailing imagined victimization, and videos of fugly harpies shrieking incoherently into crowds of befuddled onlookers.		In recent years, [[bitches and whores]] have begun to undermine their testicle wielding overlords by utilizing the one weapon they fear most: [[social media]]. Armed with weapons of mass liberation such as [[Facebook\|Cuntbook]], [[Twitter]] and [[tumblr]], womyn have enjoyed extraordinary success in such varied fields as [[Fat Acceptance Movement\|fat acceptance]], penis shaming, and most importantly, teaching men not to [[rape]]. The once omnipotent Patriarchy has yet to recover from the endless onslaught of hashtags, images of handwritten notes detailing imagined victimization, and videos of fugly harpies shrieking incoherently into crowds of befuddled onlookers.

	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==
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	\|Women are the victims of this patriarchal culture, but they are also its carriers. Let us keep in mind that every oppressive man was raised in the confines of his mother's home.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/s/shirinebad183806.html Shirin Ebadi]		\|Women are the victims of this patriarchal culture, but they are also its carriers. Let us keep in mind that every oppressive man was raised in the confines of his mother's home.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/s/shirinebad183806.html Shirin Ebadi]

	\|I was born in ancient times, at the end of the world, in a patriarchal Catholic and conservative family. No wonder that by age five I was a raging feminist - although the term had not reached Chile yet, so nobody knew what the heck was wrong with me.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/i/isabelalle412254.html Isabel Allende]		\|I was born in ancient times, at the end of the world, in a patriarchal [[Catholic]] and conservative family. No wonder that by age five I was a raging feminist - although the term had not reached [[Chile]] yet, so nobody knew what the heck was wrong with me.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/i/isabelalle412254.html Isabel Allende]

	\|I don't know if I have any particular views about women in positions of power, though I do think it's more difficult for women, particularly in a Medieval setting. They have the additional problem that they're a woman and people don't want them in a position of power in an essentially patriarchal society.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/georgerr429646.html George R. R. Martin]		\|I don't know if I have any particular views about women in positions of power, though I do think it's more difficult for women, particularly in a Medieval setting. They have the additional problem that they're a woman and people don't want them in a position of power in an essentially patriarchal society.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/georgerr429646.html George R. R. Martin]
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	\|I was not supposed to be in any way a liberated person. I was a female born in the '40s in a patriarchal family; I was supposed to marry and make everyone around me happy.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/i/isabelalle466128.html Isabel Allende]		\|I was not supposed to be in any way a liberated person. I was a female born in the '40s in a patriarchal family; I was supposed to marry and make everyone around me happy.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/i/isabelalle466128.html Isabel Allende]

	\|I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/k/kateclinto271715.html Kate Clinton]		\|I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times.\|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/k/kateclinto271715.html Kate Clinton]}}

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	;George Carlin</center>		;George Carlin</center>

	\|<center><youtube>~~YUqSll_qvE8~~</youtube>		\|<center><youtube>4qRUVR-8AX8</youtube>
	;The patriarchy myth revealed</center>		;The patriarchy myth revealed</center>

	\|<center><youtube>zcJeqAp-5gQ</youtube>		\|<center><youtube>zcJeqAp-5gQ</youtube>
	;The Inevitable Conclusion To All Patriarchies</center>		;The Inevitable Conclusion To All Patriarchies</center>}}

	}}

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
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	File:Patriarchy 3.jpg		File:Patriarchy 3.jpg
	File:Patriarchy 4.png		File:Patriarchy 4.png
	File:Patriarchy brony tumblr.png\|Even [[Brony\|ponyfags]] aren't safe from the patriarchy's efforts to appropriate cultures to white, cis males.		File:Eat the patriarchy.jpg
			File:Patriarchy brony tumblr.png\|Even [[Brony\|ponyfags]] aren't safe from the patriarchy's efforts to appropriate cultures to white, cis males.
			File:Disassemble the patriarchy.png
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

	== See also ==		== See also ==

	*[[Illuminati]] - another evil cabal retards believe in		* [[Illuminati]] – another evil cabal retards believe in.
	*[[Big Red]]		* [[Big Red]]
	*[[Domestic violence]]		* [[Domestic violence]]
	*[[Victim complex]]		* [[Victim complex]]
	*[[Polygamy]]		* [[Polygamy]]
	*[[The Man]]		* [[The Man]]
	*[[Femen]]		* [[Femen]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==

	{{ud\|patriarchy}}~~<br />~~		* [http://www.thepatriarchy.org/ ThePatriarchy.org] – official website.
	{{tumblr\|patri-archie-comics}}~~<br />~~		* {{ud\|patriarchy}}
	*[http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/2007/03/21/faq-isnt-the-patriarchy-just-some-conspiracy-theory-that-blames-all-men-even-decent-men-for-womens-woes/ Finally, A Feminism 101 Blog]		* {{tumblr\|patri-archie-comics}}
	*http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com		* [http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/2007/03/21/faq-isnt-the-patriarchy-just-some-conspiracy-theory-that-blames-all-men-even-decent-men-for-womens-woes/ Finally, A Feminism 101 Blog]
			* [http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com IBlameThePatriarchy.com]

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[[File:Patriarchy.png|thumb|300px|right|Patriarchs love nothing more than <s>to punch</s> fisting women so hard there hand get stuck in the uterus.]]
[[File:Patriarchy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Women use the benevolent Patriarchy as a [[Jew|universal scapegoat]].]]
[[File:Patriarchy 6.jpg|thumb|right|200px|U MAD SIS?]]
[[File:Patriarchy 5.png|thumb|right|200px]]
The '''Patriarchy''' is a sinister cabal composed of only the whitest and most geriatric men. More influential than [[The Man]] and more devious than the [[Furluminati]], their ultimate goal is to brutally oppress every woman on Earth by not surrendering to their ever fleeting whims.

{{quote|Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/roseanneba543132.html Roseanne Barr]|center=auto}}

== Methods of Brutality ==

Patriarchs are as cunning as they are cruel, and their tactics reflect this.

=== Cognitive Dissonance ===

A chief example of this tactic is the weapon known as oppressive fashion. Women are led to believe (primarily by other women) that revealing clothing makes them sluts, and modest clothing makes them prudes. This has the effect of completely [[I'm so confused|nullifying]] their tiny little minds so that they will welcome male guidance, inevitably causing them to happily remain pregnant, barefoot, and [[in the kitchen]].

=== Work ===

It's a fact of life that women are generally horrendous workers. Due to a [[Cunt|medical condition]], women are incapable of working <s>one</s> four weeks of each month. In a completely unrelated coincidence, women are paid 75% of what men are. This means that the patriarchy generously pays far above market value for bitchy, garishly dressed labor, and are accused of discrimination for their trouble. While giving women lower wages generally causes [[butthurt]] in the short term, they will eventually realize that they must marry a far more productive male if they want the good things in life, such as bubble baths and mountains of footwear. This ensures that the smartest and most productive men will mate, preventing the gene pool from stagnating.

=== Regulation ===

Controlling access to things like abortion causes no end of rage among [[feminazi|feminazis]], but after popping out a few unwanted, bastardized children, even the dumbest of sluts will have (hopefully) learned a few things about personal responsibility.

== Castrating the Patriarchs ==

In recent years, [[bitches and whores]] have begun to undermine their testicle wielding overlords by utilizing the one weapon they fear most: social media. Armed with weapons of mass liberation such as [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]] and [[tumblr]], womyn have enjoyed extraordinary success in such varied fields as fat acceptance, penis shaming, and most importantly, teaching men not to [[rape]]. The once omnipotent Patriarchy has yet to recover from the endless onslaught of hashtags, images of handwritten notes detailing imagined victimization, and videos of fugly harpies shrieking incoherently into crowds of befuddled onlookers.

== Quotes ==

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|Women are the victims of this patriarchal culture, but they are also its carriers. Let us keep in mind that every oppressive man was raised in the confines of his mother's home.|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/s/shirinebad183806.html Shirin Ebadi]

|I was born in ancient times, at the end of the world, in a patriarchal Catholic and conservative family. No wonder that by age five I was a raging feminist - although the term had not reached Chile yet, so nobody knew what the heck was wrong with me.|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/i/isabelalle412254.html Isabel Allende]

|I don't know if I have any particular views about women in positions of power, though I do think it's more difficult for women, particularly in a Medieval setting. They have the additional problem that they're a woman and people don't want them in a position of power in an essentially patriarchal society.|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/georgerr429646.html George R. R. Martin]

|I was not supposed to be in any way a liberated person. I was a female born in the '40s in a patriarchal family; I was supposed to marry and make everyone around me happy.|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/i/isabelalle466128.html Isabel Allende]

|I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times.|[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/k/kateclinto271715.html Kate Clinton]

}}

== YouTube ==

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|<center><youtube>5i1W0z2Zdqs</youtube>
;George Carlin</center>

|<center><youtube>YUqSll_qvE8</youtube>
;The patriarchy myth revealed</center>

|<center><youtube>zcJeqAp-5gQ</youtube>
;The Inevitable Conclusion To All Patriarchies</center>

}}

== Gallery ==

<center><gallery>
File:Patriarchy 1.jpg
File:Patriarchy 2.png
File:Patriarchy 3.jpg
File:Patriarchy 4.png
File:Patriarchy brony tumblr.png|Even [[Brony|ponyfags]] aren't safe from the patriarchy's efforts to appropriate cultures to white, cis males.
</gallery></center>

== See also ==

*[[Illuminati]] - another evil cabal retards believe in
*[[Big Red]]
*[[Domestic violence]]
*[[Victim complex]]
*[[Polygamy]]
*[[The Man]]
*[[Femen]]

== External links ==

{{ud|patriarchy}}<br />
{{tumblr|patri-archie-comics}}<br />
*[http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/2007/03/21/faq-isnt-the-patriarchy-just-some-conspiracy-theory-that-blames-all-men-even-decent-men-for-womens-woes/ Finally, A Feminism 101 Blog]
*http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com

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