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	Image:You_are_manipulated.png\|Trolling in action.		Image:You_are_manipulated.png\|Trolling in action.
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	File:Niggerchu.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Me too I can be a gangsta!		File:Niggerchu.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Me too I can be a gangsta!
	File:patachu_probes.png\|Patachu lampooning neer's incompetence in designing a website		File:patachu_probes.png\|Patachu lampooning neer's incompetence in designing a website

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	[[Image:Patachu666.png\|thumbnail\|awww]]		[[Image:Patachu666.png\|thumbnail\|awww]]
	[[~~Image:Patachu.jpg\|thumbnail\|Reviewed~~ and ~~approved by Victoria's Secret.~~]]		Question: What do you get when you cross [[Chris Chan]], [[Dragoneer]] and a [[4chan]] shitposter? You get an extremely unhealthy dose of [[cancer]], and this guy.

	'''Patachu''', also known as ''[[moonspeak\|パタチュー]]'' and ''[[tripcode\|PATACHU666#LULZISTwQI]],'' is a notorious [[french]] nationalist sympathizer, ~~doubled of an unoriginal ripoff of~~ [[cwc~~\|Chris-chan's~~]] [[sonichu]] ~~mixed with some kind of~~ [[digimon\|patamon]], resulting in a creepy [[digimon]]-looking [[~~troll~~]]. ~~He quotes from~~ [[~~Nietzsche~~]] and ~~laughs insanely everytime~~ he ~~accomplishes something, if ever~~.		'''Patachu''', also known as ''[[moonspeak\|パタチュー]]'' and ''[[tripcode\|PATACHU666#LULZISTwQI]],'' is a notorious [[french]] nationalist sympathizer, and he is what one could accurately describe as Bizarro [[Dragoneer]]. Like Dragoneer, his main OC is a [[cwc]] style [[sonichu]] ripoff, only between [[pikachu]] and [[digimon\|patamon]], resulting in a creepy, impish [[digimon]]-looking hybrid hellspawn. But instead of following the standardized trend of being a [[Nihilism\|nihilistic]] [[angsty teen]] fapping to gay cartoon porn, he appears to be one of [[Anon\|the boys]] and shitposts with the best of them, taking his schemes to the point where he risks a professional career for shitpostings sake. To give credit where it's due, the [[lulz]] he's generated over the years has been nothing short of entertaining, and he doesn't show any signs of stopping this trend even today.

			<big>'''BUT'''</big> - this is still a [[furry]] we're talking about, so [[into the trash it goes]].

	==Origins and Purpose==		==Origins and Purpose==
	[[Image:Patachu paperchild.jpg\|thumbnail\|left\|Leave my Patachu alone!]][[Image:FN.PNG\|thumbnail\|Note the french nationalist posters on background]]		[[Image:Patachu paperchild.jpg\|thumbnail\|left\|Leave my Patachu alone!]]
	Patachu originates from a [[hentai]]-related Ezboard. A [[French]] 20yo female [[deviantart\|tartlet]] cartoonist and a [[japan\|japanese]] [[manga\|mangaka]] both eventually claimed [[copyright\|ownership]] of said character, until one day some [[furry]] drew porn of it and as a result introduced a new [[fetish]] to the furry fandom: [[Mangina\|cuntboys]].~~<br/>~~Patachu was originally asexual though, so it was bound to happen.		[[Image:FN.PNG\|thumbnail\|Note the french nationalist posters on background]]
			Patachu originates from a [[hentai]]-related Ezboard. A [[French]] 20yo female [[deviantart\|tartlet]] cartoonist and a [[japan\|japanese]] [[manga\|mangaka]] both eventually claimed [[copyright\|ownership]] of said character, until one day some [[furry]] drew porn of it and as a result introduced a new [[fetish]] to the furry fandom: [[Mangina\|cuntboys]]. Patachu was originally asexual though, so it was bound to happen.

			Aside from this he is also an accomplished graphic designer, and when he's not busy shitposting or making [[guro]], he actually makes some legitimately decent looking stuff. He was also one of those people that had high ambitions for [[FurAffinity#Redesign\|redesigning FA]] back when that was a thing (see gallery).

	==Active Principles==		==Active Principles==
	~~[[Image:You_are_manipulated.png\|thumbnail\|Trolling in action.]]~~
	Patachu is a 13yo, intersex [[islam\|mudjahedin]] [[What\|mokvwap]] [[digimon\|d-reaper warrior]], and [[pretty cool guy\|doesn't afraid of anything]]. Though he has assimilated with [[furries]] and [[weeaboos]], Patachu hates them with a passion, explaining his motives behind spending so much time trolling them on the Internet. He is also prone to [[Ad_hominem\|endless debates]], gathering [[rage]], getting banned, and invoking the holy powers of [[drama]] in a miserable attempt to extract some tears of potential [[lulz]].		Patachu is a 13yo, intersex [[islam\|mudjahedin]] [[What\|mokvwap]] [[digimon\|d-reaper warrior]], and [[pretty cool guy\|doesn't afraid of anything]]. Though he has assimilated with [[furries]] and [[weeaboos]], Patachu hates them with a passion, explaining his motives behind spending so much time trolling them on the Internet. He is also prone to [[Ad_hominem\|endless debates]], gathering [[rage]], getting banned, and invoking the holy powers of [[drama]] in a miserable attempt to extract some tears of potential [[lulz]].

	Patachu also posts frequently on [[4chan]]'s /[[g/]], /[[k/]] and /[[r9k/]] boards, and usually illustrates his posts with [[Gay\|cute]] [[MS Paint]] drawings. Sometimes he eventually derails the thread with logical fallacies, [[raid]] suggestions, and [[loli]] hentai. He may be ~~also~~ spotted on various other imageboards.		Patachu also posts frequently on [[4chan]]'s /[[g/]], /[[k/]] and /[[r9k/]] boards, and usually illustrates his posts with [[Gay\|cute]] [[MS Paint]] drawings. Sometimes he eventually derails the thread with logical fallacies, [[raid]] suggestions, and [[loli]] hentai. He may also be spotted on various other imageboards, but there's bad news if you're a fan of this guy: Patachu's MPD is explained by the fact there's more than one person posting as Patachu#LULZISTwQI, now you know why he often gets [[banned]] for posting furry porn on a clean board, yet still posting and mocking mods for "not banning him hard enough". He even released a complete page of tripcodes including his own.
			{{clear}}

	~~Bad news for you if you~~'re ~~a fan of~~ this ~~guy or whoever it is : Patachu~~'~~s MPD is explained by~~ the ~~fact there's~~ more than ~~one person posting as Patachu#LULZISTwQI, now you know why he often gets~~ [[~~banned~~]] for ~~posting~~ furry ~~porn on a clean board, yet still posting and mocking mods for "not banning him hard enough"~~. ~~He even released a complete page~~ of ~~tripcodes including his own~~.		==Accomplishments==
			[[File:1261365233.patachu_super_turbo_nigger_concentrated_motion.png\|400px\|thumb\|right\|Just so we're clear, the filename for this was "super_turbo_nigger_concentrated_motion.png." We didn't make this up, this was the filename he used.]]
			Nobody likes a good dumpster fire more than [[Anonymous]], but Patachu is no stranger to starting shit to generate lulz either, something he has become quite notorious for in the furry community over the years. His bouts of internet arson range from [[SNCA\|non-achievements]] to [[Epic Win\|HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLOUTE MADMAN]].

	~~==Accomplishments==~~
	~~[[File:Niggerchu.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Me too I can be a gangsta!]]~~
	===Wildwulf===		===Wildwulf===
	(aka Brandon Vongthongthrip), a notorious [[zoophile]], posted a message on Patachu's [[furaffinity\|shoutbox]] saying "Zoophilia for the win". Patachu raged, then made public Wildwulf's identity and [[dox\|all he could find about him]], including the most embarasing photos on both [[lulz.net]] and [[4chan]]'s /[[b/]]. [[Bestiality]] being against the [[law]] where Wildwulf resides, Wildwulf ended up in [[prison]]. [[Anonymous]] raved and [[Whiteknight\|Patachu fapped to his lawful accomplishment]]. However, [[some argue\|rumors say]] that the whole event was in fact orchestrated by a crew of trolls; as Wildwulf being already charged for domestic abuse.		(aka Brandon Vongthongthrip), a notorious [[zoophile]], posted a message on Patachu's [[furaffinity\|shoutbox]] saying "Zoophilia for the win". Patachu raged, then made public Wildwulf's identity and [[dox\|all he could find about him]], including the most embarasing photos on both [[lulz.net]] and [[4chan]]'s /[[b/]]. [[Bestiality]] being against the [[law]] where Wildwulf resides, Wildwulf ended up in [[prison]]. [[Anonymous]] raved and [[Whiteknight\|Patachu fapped to his lawful accomplishment]]. However, [[some argue\|rumors say]] that the whole event was in fact orchestrated by a crew of trolls; as Wildwulf being already charged for domestic abuse.

	===Trolling Furries===		===Trolling Furries===
	Getting permabanned on [[FurAffinity]] for ~~[[http://dl.free.fr/f1P14WueO~~ drawing]] the site's owner and notorious douchebag [[Dragoneer]], beheaded by another douchebag, [[Allan]]. Drawing the said thing not being against the site's Terms of Submission, he could get away with it, but Patachu successfully angered [[Dragoneer], discovering it at his Anthrocon desk. He banned Patachu like the fist of an angry god. Fursonas are [[srs bsns]] on [[Furaffinity]]!		Getting permabanned on [[FurAffinity]] for drawing the site's owner and notorious douchebag [[Dragoneer]], beheaded by another douchebag, [[Allan]]. Drawing the said thing not being against the site's Terms of Submission, he could get away with it, but Patachu successfully angered [[Dragoneer]], discovering it at his Anthrocon desk. He banned Patachu like the fist of an angry god. Fursonas are [[srs bsns]] on [[Furaffinity]]!

	===[[Trolls trolling trolls]]===		===[[Trolls trolling trolls]]===
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	===Digimon Activism===		===Digimon Activism===
	~~[[Image:Shin0r0z-Patachu-Rape.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Rule#34 is mandatory]]~~
	Trolling [[4Chan]]'s new [[pokemon\|/vp/]] board by spamming [[Furry]] shit everywhere, essentially [[digimon\|Renamon]] raping a poor [[pikachu]].		Trolling [[4Chan]]'s new [[pokemon\|/vp/]] board by spamming [[Furry]] shit everywhere, essentially [[digimon\|Renamon]] raping a poor [[pikachu]].

	==~~Mortal Enemies~~==		==Gallery==
	* This article		{{Collapsegallery\|Patachu\|cg1\|center\|<gallery>
	* [[~~Apple\|Mac~~]] ~~users~~		Image:Shin0r0z-Patachu-Rape.jpg\|Rule#34 is mandatory
	* [[~~Moderator~~]]s		File:1224360290.patachu_niggerslayer9001.png\|Fact: Killing [[niggers]] is a start to redeem yourself for being a furry. All you need now is a [[Mac Tonight]].
	* [[~~Dragoneer~~]]		File:1322860622.kayanamasha_pedochu.jpg\|[[Ræp\|SUPRISE]] [[Pedobear\|PEDOBEAR]]!
	* [[~~Furries~~]]		Image:1277587477.kayanamasha_0fb2d10089a63561ca5af26c6c139160.jpg\|LULZ
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			Image:You_are_manipulated.png\|Trolling in action.
			File:Niggerchu.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Me too I can be a gangsta!
			File:patachu_probes.png\|Patachu lampooning neer's incompetence in designing a website

			</gallery>\|border=black\|color=white}}

	==External Links==		==External Links==
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	* [http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=327395 パタチュー], [[weeaboo]] to the max.		* [http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=327395 パタチュー], [[weeaboo]] to the max.
	* [http://e621.net/post?tags=patachu&searchDefault=Search E621.net search for Patachu] if you care to see his [[shit\|art]] and/or related spinoffs		* [http://e621.net/post?tags=patachu&searchDefault=Search E621.net search for Patachu] if you care to see his [[shit\|art]] and/or related spinoffs


	{{furfaggotry}}		{{furfaggotry}}

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[[Image:Patachu666.png|thumbnail|awww]]
[[Image:Patachu.jpg|thumbnail|Reviewed and approved by Victoria's Secret.]]

'''Patachu''', also known as ''[[moonspeak|パタチュー]]'' and ''[[tripcode|PATACHU666#LULZISTwQI]],'' is a notorious [[french]] nationalist sympathizer, doubled of an unoriginal ripoff of [[cwc|Chris-chan's]] [[sonichu]] mixed with some kind of [[digimon|patamon]], resulting in a creepy [[digimon]]-looking [[troll]]. He quotes from [[Nietzsche]] and laughs insanely everytime he accomplishes something, if ever.

==Origins and Purpose==
[[Image:Patachu paperchild.jpg|thumbnail|left|Leave my Patachu alone!]][[Image:FN.PNG|thumbnail|Note the french nationalist posters on background]]
Patachu originates from a [[hentai]]-related Ezboard. A [[French]] 20yo female [[deviantart|tartlet]] cartoonist and a [[japan|japanese]] [[manga|mangaka]] both eventually claimed [[copyright|ownership]] of said character, until one day some [[furry]] drew porn of it and as a result introduced a new [[fetish]] to the furry fandom: [[Mangina|cuntboys]].<br/>Patachu was originally asexual though, so it was bound to happen.

==Active Principles==
[[Image:You_are_manipulated.png|thumbnail|Trolling in action.]]
Patachu is a 13yo, intersex [[islam|mudjahedin]] [[What|mokvwap]] [[digimon|d-reaper warrior]], and [[pretty cool guy|doesn't afraid of anything]]. Though he has assimilated with [[furries]] and [[weeaboos]], Patachu hates them with a passion, explaining his motives behind spending so much time trolling them on the Internet. He is also prone to [[Ad_hominem|endless debates]], gathering [[rage]], getting banned, and invoking the holy powers of [[drama]] in a miserable attempt to extract some tears of potential [[lulz]].

Patachu also posts frequently on [[4chan]]'s /[[g/]], /[[k/]] and /[[r9k/]] boards, and usually illustrates his posts with [[Gay|cute]] [[MS Paint]] drawings. Sometimes he eventually derails the thread with logical fallacies, [[raid]] suggestions, and [[loli]] hentai. He may be also spotted on various other imageboards.

Bad news for you if you're a fan of this guy or whoever it is : Patachu's MPD is explained by the fact there's more than one person posting as **Patachu#LULZISTwQI**, now you know why he often gets [[banned]] for posting furry porn on a clean board, yet still posting and mocking mods for "not banning him hard enough". He even released a complete page of tripcodes including his own.

==Accomplishments==
[[File:Niggerchu.JPG|thumb|right|Me too I can be a gangsta!]]
===Wildwulf===
(aka Brandon Vongthongthrip), a notorious [[zoophile]], posted a message on Patachu's [[furaffinity|shoutbox]] saying "Zoophilia for the win". Patachu raged, then made public Wildwulf's identity and [[dox|all he could find about him]], including the most embarasing photos on both [[lulz.net]] and [[4chan]]'s /[[b/]]. [[Bestiality]] being against the [[law]] where Wildwulf resides, Wildwulf ended up in [[prison]]. [[Anonymous]] raved and [[Whiteknight|Patachu fapped to his lawful accomplishment]]. However, [[some argue|rumors say]] that the whole event was in fact orchestrated by a crew of trolls; as Wildwulf being already charged for domestic abuse.

===Trolling Furries===
Getting permabanned on [[FurAffinity]] for [[http://dl.free.fr/f1P14WueO drawing]] the site's owner and notorious douchebag [[Dragoneer]], beheaded by another douchebag, [[Allan]]. Drawing the said thing not being against the site's Terms of Submission, he could get away with it, but Patachu successfully angered [[Dragoneer], discovering it at his Anthrocon desk. He banned Patachu like the fist of an angry god. Fursonas are [[srs bsns]] on [[Furaffinity]]!

===[[Trolls trolling trolls]]===
Getting banned from [[lulz.net]] for flooding the board with [[guro]] without a [[proxy]], being french and surrendering IRL, the only thing he can do to compensate is to flood random boards the said way every time there's something he dislike.

===Victoria's Secret===
With the help of many furfags and weeaboos from /r9k/ and proxies to vote up, Patachu managed to enter into some ''Victoria's Secret'' contest, despite being a drawing.

===[[shit|Art!]]===
Mastering mspaint, all the rest you could find about Patachu is either [[fanart]] or Jew by some greedy Tartlet.

===Digimon Activism===
[[Image:Shin0r0z-Patachu-Rape.jpg|thumb|right|Rule#34 is mandatory]]
Trolling [[4Chan]]'s new [[pokemon|/vp/]] board by spamming [[Furry]] shit everywhere, essentially [[digimon|Renamon]] raping a poor [[pikachu]].

==Mortal Enemies==
* This article
* [[Apple|Mac]] users
* [[Moderator]]s
* [[Dragoneer]]
* [[Furries]]

==External Links==
* <s>{{furaffinity|patachu}}</s> BANNED (surprise surprise)
* <s>{{furaffinity|kayanamasha}}</s> used to be his [[lie|no-trolling]] account. GG...
* [http://www.patachu.com/ Patachu's homepage]
* [http://www.memegenerator.net/Advice-Patachu someone found useful to make this.]
* [http://chu.nowhereincoming.net/ PataChan, Patachu's drawing archive.]
* AIM:PATACHU666
* [http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=327395 パタチュー], [[weeaboo]] to the max.
* [http://e621.net/post?tags=patachu&searchDefault=Search E621.net search for Patachu] if you care to see his [[shit|art]] and/or related spinoffs

{{furfaggotry}}
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{{Terrorists}}
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	Image:You_are_manipulated.png\|Trolling in action.		Image:You_are_manipulated.png\|Trolling in action.
			file:1241634553.kayanamasha_what_fa_will_never_ever_be.png\|That feel when this looked objectively better than what FA users eventually got
	File:Niggerchu.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Me too I can be a gangsta!		File:Niggerchu.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Me too I can be a gangsta!
	File:patachu_probes.png\|Patachu lampooning neer's incompetence in designing a website		File:patachu_probes.png\|Patachu lampooning neer's incompetence in designing a website