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	[[Image:Password.gif\|left\|frame]]{{squote\|'''Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: [[love]], [[sex]], [[secret]], and [[God]]'''.\|[[Hackers\|Eugene "The Plague" Belford]]}}		[[Image:Password.gif\|left\|frame]]{{squote\|'''Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: [[love]], [[sex]], [[secret]], and [[God]]'''.\|[[Hackers\|Eugene "The Plague" Belford]]}}

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	==List of Passwords==		==List of Passwords==
	[[File:Tinkerbellend.jpg\|thumb\|Not entirely dissimilar to Paris Hilton]]		[[File:Tinkerbellend.jpg\|thumb\|Not entirely dissimilar to Paris Hilton]]
	* JesusIsGod (only for use by [[~~Fundamentalist~~ Christians]])		* JesusIsGod (only for use by Fundamentalist [[Christians]])
	* 12345 (only for use by [[Unfunny\|Mel Brooks]])		* 12345 (only for use by [[Unfunny\|Mel Brooks]] and [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Syria#Anonymous_hacks_into_Assad.27s_email President Assad of Syria.])
	* password (only for use by [[Bill Gates]])		* password (only for use by [[Bill Gates]])
	* Neopets (only for use in [[Neopets]])		* Neopets (only for use in [[Neopets]])

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List of Passwords

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2012-04-06T06:39:00Z

List of Passwords

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imported>Colace: /* List of Passwords */

2012-04-06T06:39:00Z

List of Passwords

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[[Image:Password.gif|left|frame]]{{squote|'''Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: [[love]], [[sex]], [[secret]], and [[God]]'''.|[[Hackers|Eugene "The Plague" Belford]]}}

A Password is a magic key made of ASCII characters that opens parts of the internet. [[Sarah Palin|The uninformed]] have been lead to believe that it [[Lie|protects their personal information and identity]]. In actuality the password is the central object in the real live video game that is the [[internet]]. The object of the internet is for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|Players]] try to find as many [[Newbie|people's]] passwords as possible. Finding passwords can be redeemed for [[lulz]] by [[raid|sacking web sites]], destroying [[My Space]] pages and [[lulz|ruining innocent peoples lives]]. When someone [[cuntpaste|discovers]], or [[hacker|hack]]s, another person's password it is invariably a direct path to [[lulz]] for everyone they know and a substantial amount of [[LJ Drama|other people]].

==Basic Information==
[[Image:Pwchange.png|thumb|Prima changes his password from "12345" to "password" as recommended by Microsoft. Secunda later [[lol]]s at him, as he [[hacker|hacks]] into Prima's account and steals his [[:Image:Check.jpg|Internet Money]]]]

[[At least 100]] people have tried to stop password theft through methods such as using Md5 but this has [[fail]]ed resulting in many [[lulz]].

[[Microsoft]] recommends using "password" as your password.

Please note that using [[Faux News|7 different passwords]] does NOT protect you from the wrath of [[internet hate machine|anon]].

[[White]] and [[asian]] people steal passwords, while [[niggers]] prefer bikes.

==Passphrases==
People think that using a passphrase instead of a password makes their accounts more secure.

Microsoft recommends using "passphrase" as your passphrase.

==List of Passwords==
[[File:Tinkerbellend.jpg|thumb|Not entirely dissimilar to Paris Hilton]]
* JesusIsGod (only for use by [[Fundamentalist Christians]])
* 12345 (only for use by [[Unfunny|Mel Brooks]])
* password (only for use by [[Bill Gates]])
* Neopets (only for use in [[Neopets]])
* opensesame (only for use by [[Muslims]])
* 12345678 (only for use in [[World of Warcraft]])
* [[Screen name]] (only for use by [[Screen name]])
* passphrase
* johnnydepp (only for use [[16 year old girls]])
* abc123 (only for use at work where the tech bastards require alphanumeric passwords)
* darkness (only for use by [[emo]])
* [[W]][[W]][[W]][[W]][[W]] (only for use by [[W]])
* fnord (only for use by [[Robert Anton Wilson]])
* Tinkerbell (only for use by [http://www.macdevcenter.com/pub/a/mac/2005/01/01/paris.html Paris Hilton])
* [[fail|qwerty]] (an unguessable passphrase)
* iammetal (only for use by [[Slipknot|fags]] who take it [[in the ass]])
* [[Oprah Winfrey|oprah]] (only for use by oprah's bitch)
* isixtyninedickscauseilovejewishcock (used by more people than you'd expect, but when asked for their password by a co-worker or collegue they will rave and rant about how its private)
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>4M5T3RD4%m - An example of a <s>secure</s> password
* Any [[drug]]'s molecular formula (Eg: C10H14BrNO2)

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