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IAteMyParents at 23:38, 15 November 2025

2025-11-15T23:38:58Z

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	[[Image:Annabelle_Lotus_funeral.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Anabelle Lotus\|Bad parents]].]]		[[Image:Annabelle_Lotus_funeral.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Anabelle Lotus\|Bad parents]].]]

	Parents are fucking assholes that ~~spawn~~ [[Baby\|~~little mistakes~~]] ~~because they're too retarded to know how~~ to ~~use~~ a ~~condom~~. When they're not aborting, parents give away a huge chunk of their [[life]], [[Insane\|health]] and [[unlimited disposable income\|disposable income]] for their [[retard\|children's]] sake, but most realize, and far too late, that it isn't going to make them happy and that you just can't hand a toddler back when you're the parent.		Parents are fucking assholes that shit out [[Baby\|crotch goblins]] and then proceed to develop a creepy stockholm relationship with the aforementioned goblin. When they're not aborting, parents give away a huge chunk of their [[life]], [[Insane\|health]] and [[unlimited disposable income\|disposable income]] for their [[retard\|children's]] sake, but most realize, and far too late, that it isn't going to make them happy and that you just can't hand a toddler back when you're the parent. There's only 3 reasons why anyone would subject themselves to this kind of torture in the first place: 1) they wanted to spread their ideals and religion by indoctrinating the crotch goblin. 2) they're boring narcissistic fucks that enjoy the attention that having kids brings them. 3) they're just too retarded to know how to use a condom.

	[[Image:Negro_Parenting.png\|thumb\|[[Niggers]] should only be bred in captivity under strict surveillance.]]		[[Image:Negro_Parenting.png\|thumb\|[[Niggers]] should only be bred in captivity under strict surveillance.]]

	~~So please be understanding when [[your mom]] drinks those special silver shaker drinks and gets all weepy before lunch. Try~~ to ~~bond more with dad, he'd~~ be ~~happy to show you the [[porn]] collection he keeps in~~ the ~~shed that he never leaves on weekends~~. ~~Oh, and [[teenager]]s:~~ you ~~can stop all that fucking whining and get~~ your ~~hair cut. No one cares about your stupid pussy problems~~ or ~~social awkwardness. If~~ your parents ~~aren't beating you on~~ a ~~regular basis,~~ you~~'re doing better than you probably deserve~~.		It's worth noting that by bringing a child into this fucked up world without their consent – parents are to be blamed for the suffering of their children. So next time you stub your toe while moving a couch or accidentally bump into a wall, be sure to give your parents a call and tell them how much you want to rip out their reproductive organs and see them slowly bleed to death.

	<center><big>'''[[Typical]] parents'''</big><br>		<center><big>'''[[Typical]] parents'''</big><br>
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	===[[Concerned Mother\|Concerned]]===		===[[Concerned Mother\|Concerned]]===
	~~{{stub}}~~		Concerned parents are the most insufferable subspecies of parents there is. Their favorite hobbies include bitching about video games and guns, limiting their kid's screen time, and jumping in front of cars going 1 mph over the speed limit in a school zone while screaming "think of the children!" over and over again like a broken record. In most driving manuals, it's advised to press the accelerator pedal firmly and quickly all the way down in a situation like this.

	===[[Pop parenting\|Gullible]]===		===[[Pop parenting\|Gullible]]===

IAteMyParents at 14:33, 4 September 2025

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	~~MOST parents~~ are [[fucking]] [[~~awesome]]. Just ask any [[Africa~~\|~~orphan~~]] ~~how much~~ they'~~d like~~ a ~~couple~~. ~~Parents~~ give away a huge chunk of their [[life]], [[Insane\|health]] and [[unlimited disposable income\|disposable income]] for their [[retard\|children's]] sake, but most realize, and far too late, that it isn't going to make them happy and that you just can't hand a toddler back when you're the parent.		Parents are fucking assholes that spawn [[Baby\|little mistakes]] because they're too retarded to know how to use a condom. When they're not aborting, parents give away a huge chunk of their [[life]], [[Insane\|health]] and [[unlimited disposable income\|disposable income]] for their [[retard\|children's]] sake, but most realize, and far too late, that it isn't going to make them happy and that you just can't hand a toddler back when you're the parent.

	[[Image:Negro_Parenting.png\|thumb\|[[Niggers]] should only be bred in captivity under strict surveillance.]]		[[Image:Negro_Parenting.png\|thumb\|[[Niggers]] should only be bred in captivity under strict surveillance.]]
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	===Drunk Fucks===		===Drunk Fucks===

	Although a lot of parents are nice, along with being a failed abortion or the result of a ripped condom you get "butthurt" parents, that are drunk, stressed and if anything 'Two fails at life'. These parents enjoy beating you for the lulz(although you probably deserve it). These parents are known as "drunk fucks", many of these "drunk fucks" usually lead their child to committing suicide or on the street. These parents don't let you go to parties, hangout with friends and keep you locked in a room for you to slowly rot, while you furiously fap to softcore porn. They blame [[You]] for how fucked their lives are. If you have drunk fucks your mom is most likely a [[Cock Trapper]]If you have these parents ~~and~~ you ~~haven't already killed yourself please make~~ your ~~kids lives a little less fucked. Thank you, you can stop cutting yourself~~ with a ~~razorblade now~~.		Although a lot of parents are nice, along with being a failed abortion or the result of a ripped condom you get "butthurt" parents, that are drunk, stressed and if anything 'Two fails at life'. These parents enjoy beating you for the lulz(although you probably deserve it). These parents are known as "drunk fucks", many of these "drunk fucks" usually lead their child to committing suicide or on the street. These parents don't let you go to parties, hangout with friends and keep you locked in a room for you to slowly rot, while you furiously fap to softcore porn. They blame [[You]] for how fucked their lives are. If you have drunk fucks your mom is most likely a [[Cock Trapper]]. If you have these parents you should [[Suicide\|slice your throat]] with a knife that they've touched so that the investigators will see their fingerprints and charge them for murder.

	===[[Concerned Mother\|Concerned]]===		===[[Concerned Mother\|Concerned]]===
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	#[[Incest]]		#[[Incest]]
	#[[Grandma]]s and [[old people\|grandpas]]		#[[Grandma]]s and [[old people\|grandpas]]
	#[[~~Death~~]]		#[[Éric Borel]] - Lulzy way to deal with abusive parents
			#[[Straight]]


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Kento nakajima: /* Should Never be Parents */

2024-11-27T09:46:25Z

Should Never be Parents

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	*[[Cock Trapper]]		*[[Cock Trapper]]
			*[[DaddyOFive]]
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]

imported>4ourty at 14:13, 17 June 2023

2023-06-17T14:13:07Z

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	''For hilariously shitty parents see [[Pop parenting]].''		''For hilariously shitty parents see [[Pop parenting]].''

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	[[Image:Annabelle_Lotus_funeral.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Anabelle Lotus\|Bad parents]].]]		[[Image:Annabelle_Lotus_funeral.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Anabelle Lotus\|Bad parents]].]]
	[[~~Image:ParentsChild1~~.~~jpg~~\|~~thumb~~\|~~Let~~'s ~~play~~ '~~Mendelian Inheritance~~'~~!]]~~
			MOST parents are [[fucking]] [[awesome]]. Just ask any [[Africa\|orphan]] how much they'd like a couple. Parents give away a huge chunk of their [[life]], [[Insane\|health]] and [[unlimited disposable income\|disposable income]] for their [[retard\|children's]] sake, but most realize, and far too late, that it isn't going to make them happy and that you just can't hand a toddler back when you're the parent.

	[[Image:Negro_Parenting.png\|thumb\|[[Niggers]] should only be bred in captivity under strict surveillance.]]		[[Image:Negro_Parenting.png\|thumb\|[[Niggers]] should only be bred in captivity under strict surveillance.]]

	~~MOST parents are~~ [[~~fucking]] [[awesome~~]]. ~~Just ask any [[Africa\|orphan]] how much they~~'d ~~like a couple. Parents give away a huge chunk of their~~ [[~~life~~]], ~~[[Insane\|health]]~~ and [[~~unlimited disposable income\|disposable income~~]] ~~for their [[Retard\|children'~~s~~]] sake, but most realize,~~ and ~~far too late, that it isn~~'t ~~going to make them happy and that~~ you ~~just can't hand~~ a ~~toddler back when~~ you're ~~the parent~~.		So please be understanding when [[your mom]] drinks those special silver shaker drinks and gets all weepy before lunch. Try to bond more with dad, he'd be happy to show you the [[porn]] collection he keeps in the shed that he never leaves on weekends. Oh, and [[teenager]]s: you can stop all that fucking whining and get your hair cut. No one cares about your stupid pussy problems or social awkwardness. If your parents aren't beating you on a regular basis, you're doing better than you probably deserve.

			<center><big>'''[[Typical]] parents'''</big><br>
			{{fv\|starvids\|background-color: gray;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>flyvUvtCSPE</youtube>\|<youtube>Wl9y3SIPt7o</youtube> <center><b>Father Teaching Daughter not to be a [[furry]]</b></center>\|<youtube>OwTvYE25rZw</youtube>\|}}</center>

	~~So please be understanding when~~ [[~~your Mom]] drinks those special silver shaker drinks and gets all weepy before lunch~~. ~~Try to bond more with Dad, he~~'~~d be happy to show you the [[porn~~]] ~~collection he keeps in the shed that he never leaves on weekends. Oh, and [[Teenager\|teenagers]]: you can stop all that fucking~~		==Types of Parents==
	~~whining and get your hair cut. No one cares about your stupidass problems or social awkwardness. If your parents aren't beating you on a regular basis, you're doing better than you probably deserve.~~		[[Image:ParentsChild1.jpg\|thumb\|Let's play 'Mendelian Inheritance'!]]

	~~'''~~Drunk Fucks~~'''~~		===Drunk Fucks===

	Although a lot of parents are nice, along with being a failed abortion or the result of a ripped condom you get "butthurt" parents, that are drunk, stressed and if anything 'Two fails at life'. These parents enjoy beating you for the lulz(although you probably deserve it). These parents are known as "drunk fucks", many of these "drunk fucks" usually lead their child to committing suicide or on the street. These parents don't let you go to parties, hangout with friends and keep you locked in a room for you to slowly rot, while you furiously fap to softcore porn. They blame [[You]] for how fucked their lives are. If you have drunk fucks your mom is most likely a [[Cock Trapper]]If you have these parents and you haven't already killed yourself please make your kids lives a little less fucked. Thank you, you can stop cutting yourself with a razorblade now.		Although a lot of parents are nice, along with being a failed abortion or the result of a ripped condom you get "butthurt" parents, that are drunk, stressed and if anything 'Two fails at life'. These parents enjoy beating you for the lulz(although you probably deserve it). These parents are known as "drunk fucks", many of these "drunk fucks" usually lead their child to committing suicide or on the street. These parents don't let you go to parties, hangout with friends and keep you locked in a room for you to slowly rot, while you furiously fap to softcore porn. They blame [[You]] for how fucked their lives are. If you have drunk fucks your mom is most likely a [[Cock Trapper]]If you have these parents and you haven't already killed yourself please make your kids lives a little less fucked. Thank you, you can stop cutting yourself with a razorblade now.

			===[[Concerned Mother\|Concerned]]===
			{{stub}}
			===[[Pop parenting\|Gullible]]===

	~~<center><big>'''[[Typical]] parents'''</big><br>~~		==Should Never be Parents==
	{{fv\|starvids\|background-color: gray;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>flyvUvtCSPE</youtube>\|<youtube>Wl9y3SIPt7o</youtube> <center><b>Father Teaching Daughter not to be a [[furry]]</b></center>\|<youtube>OwTvYE25rZw</youtube>\|}}</center>

	~~==See Also==~~
	~~[[File:Remember this kids.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|Be glad your parents don't do this.<br /><small>And if they do, [[Special:Upload\|please send in pictures]].</small>]]~~

	~~===Types of Parents===~~
	*[[Grandmothers]]
	*[[Mom]]
	*[[Dad]]
	*[[Concerned Mother\|Concerned]]
	*[[Pop parenting\|Gullible]]

	===Should Never be Parents===
	*[[Quiverfull]]		*[[Quiverfull]]
	*[[Childfree]]		*[[Childfree]]
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	*[[You]]		*[[You]]

	{{~~stub~~}}		==See also==
			[[File:Remember this kids.jpg\|thumb\|Be glad your parents didn't do this.<br /><small>And if they do, [[Special:Upload\|please send in pictures]].</small>]]

			#[[Male]] and [[female]]
			#[[Love]]
			#[[Mother]]s and [[father]]s
			#[[Sex]] / [[Rape]]
			#[[Pregnancy]]
			#[[Baby]] / [[Abortion]]
			#[[Children]]
			#[[Teenagers]]
			#[[Incest]]
			#[[Grandma]]s and [[old people\|grandpas]]
			#[[Death]]

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	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

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''For hilariously shitty parents see [[Pop parenting]].''

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[[Image:Annabelle_Lotus_funeral.jpg|thumb|right|[[Anabelle Lotus|Bad parents]].]]
[[Image:ParentsChild1.jpg|thumb|Let's play 'Mendelian Inheritance'!]]
[[Image:Negro_Parenting.png|thumb|[[Niggers]] should only be bred in captivity under strict surveillance.]]

MOST parents are [[fucking]] [[awesome]]. Just ask any [[Africa|orphan]] how much they'd like a couple. Parents give away a huge chunk of their [[life]], [[Insane|health]] and [[unlimited disposable income|disposable income]] for their [[Retard|children's]] sake, but most realize, and far too late, that it isn't going to make them happy and that you just can't hand a toddler back when you're the parent.

So please be understanding when [[your Mom]] drinks those special silver shaker drinks and gets all weepy before lunch. Try to bond more with Dad, he'd be happy to show you the [[porn]] collection he keeps in the shed that he never leaves on weekends. Oh, and [[Teenager|teenagers]]: you can stop all that fucking
whining and get your hair cut. No one cares about your stupidass problems or social awkwardness. If your parents aren't beating you on a regular basis, you're doing better than you probably deserve.

'''Drunk Fucks'''

Although a lot of parents are nice, along with being a failed abortion or the result of a ripped condom you get "butthurt" parents, that are drunk, stressed and if anything 'Two fails at life'. These parents enjoy beating you for the lulz(although you probably deserve it). These parents are known as "drunk fucks", many of these "drunk fucks" usually lead their child to committing suicide or on the street. These parents don't let you go to parties, hangout with friends and keep you locked in a room for you to slowly rot, while you furiously fap to softcore porn. They blame [[You]] for how fucked their lives are. If you have drunk fucks your mom is most likely a [[Cock Trapper]]If you have these parents and you haven't already killed yourself please make your kids lives a little less fucked. Thank you, you can stop cutting yourself with a razorblade now.

<center><big>'''[[Typical]] parents'''</big> 
{{fv|starvids|background-color: gray;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>flyvUvtCSPE</youtube>|<youtube>Wl9y3SIPt7o</youtube> <center>Father Teaching Daughter not to be a [[furry]]</center>|<youtube>OwTvYE25rZw</youtube>|}}</center>

==See Also==
[[File:Remember this kids.jpg|300px|thumb|Be glad your parents don't do this. And if they do, [[Special:Upload|please send in pictures]].]]

===Types of Parents===
*[[Grandmothers]]
*[[Mom]]
*[[Dad]]
*[[Concerned Mother|Concerned]]
*[[Pop parenting|Gullible]]

===Should Never be Parents===
*[[Quiverfull]]
*[[Childfree]]
*[[BitingBeaver]]
*[[Cock Trapper]]
*[[You]]

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