Paranoia - Revision history

Synonym: removed 2 redirect things cuz they dont lead to anything (or atleast not anymore, idk.)

2024-10-22T02:16:13Z

removed 2 redirect things cuz they dont lead to anything (or atleast not anymore, idk.)

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	*[[Furries]]		*[[Furries]]
	*[[Your Mom]]		*[[Your Mom]]
	*[[Tekkidd]]
	*[[Loneliness]]		*[[Loneliness]]
	*[[Teivospy]]
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]

imported>4ourty at 16:45, 17 May 2023

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	[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]		[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]

imported>4ourty: Cam and cat

2023-02-11T17:52:32Z

Cam and cat

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imported>4ourty: Cam and cat

2023-02-11T17:52:32Z

Cam and cat

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	[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]		[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]

	I've been trying to get a message through to you for the last six months. Ever since you started noticing those "coincidences", [[government\|big brother]] has placed you under surveillance. In fact, you are being observed ~~RIGHT NOW~~ (your entire family are in on it). The neighbor's dog is actually a robot spy that can see and hear through walls (the [[binary]] barking transmits information about you to the [[aliens]]), along with 700 other cameras carefully hidden within your home. A [[brainwashing\|chip was implanted in your brain]] that will allow you to communicate with the alien race. The strings are pulled, you are apart of their network, and everyone will be activated on the day the Earth stands still, the day of the revelation's ~~vengeance and~~ reckoning. Only you will be able to prevent the imminent [[pwnt\|pwnage]] of the planet.		I've been trying to get a message through to you for the last six months. Ever since you started noticing those "coincidences", [[government\|big brother]] has placed you under surveillance. In fact, you are being observed ''right now'' (your entire family are in on it). The neighbor's dog is actually a robot spy that can see and hear through walls (the [[binary]] barking transmits information about you to the [[aliens]]), along with 700 other cameras carefully hidden within your home. A [[brainwashing\|chip was implanted in your brain]] that will allow you to communicate with the alien race. The strings are pulled, you are apart of their network, and everyone will be activated on the day the Earth stands still, the day of the revelation's reckoning. Only you will be able to prevent the imminent [[pwnt\|pwnage]] of the planet.

	~~Otherwise the good news is that you are getting close to the truth: [[9/11]], [[Jews]], chemtrails, and~~ [[~~Lindsay Lohan]]'s breasts... They are ALL CONNECTED!!! Just keep working on those theorem equations under your bed covers - and refer to [http~~:~~//www~~.~~timecube.com/ this page~~] ~~for more legitimate clues.~~		[[File:Ceiling Cat Template.png\|right\|250px]]

	The bad news is that you are in grave danger---yes, you ARE important enough to notice and persecute! According to [[internets\|reliable sources]], any day now you will have an unfortunate accident involving the Goodyear Blimp and a can of WD-40. Your only hope is to [[buy a dog\|stay indoors]], smear peanut butter over your balls, post equations on walls, and cover yourself in [[tinfoil]], of which is actually aluminum and ~~NOT~~ tin --so NO electromagnetic protection. ~~WE ARE NEVER SAFE~~.		Otherwise the good news is that you are getting close to the truth: [[9/11]], [[Jews]], chemtrails, and [[Lindsay Lohan]]'s breasts... ''They are all connected!!!'' Just keep working on those theorem equations under your bed covers - and refer to [http://www.timecube.com/ this page] for more legitimate clues.

			The bad news is that you are in grave danger---yes, you ARE important enough to notice and persecute! According to [[internets\|reliable sources]], any day now you will have an unfortunate accident involving the Goodyear Blimp and a can of WD-40. Your only hope is to [[buy a dog\|stay indoors]], smear peanut butter over your balls, post equations on walls, and cover yourself in [[tinfoil]], of which is actually aluminum and ''not'' tin --so ''no'' electromagnetic protection. '''We are never safe'''.

	Good luck to you! The fate of [[mankind]] rests upon your shoulders... or is that what they want you to think?		Good luck to you! The fate of [[mankind]] rests upon your shoulders... or is that what they want you to think?
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	==See also==		==See also==
			[[File:Disney thing runs for it's life.gif\|right\|210px]]

	*[[Big Brother]]		*[[Big Brother]]
	*[[Liberal]]		*[[Liberal]]

imported>4ourty: Paranoia lore

2023-02-05T16:15:23Z

Paranoia lore

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imported>4ourty: Paranoia lore

2023-02-05T16:15:23Z

Paranoia lore

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	{{~~warning~~\|~~This page is watching you through~~ the ~~window~~.}}		{{watch}}
			[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]

	I've been trying to get a message through to you for the last six months. Ever since ~~ever~~ you started noticing those "coincidences", ~~the~~ [[government]] has placed you under surveillance. In fact, you are being observed RIGHT NOW. (The neighbor's dog is actually a robot spy that can see and hear through walls~~. The~~ barking transmits information about you to the aliens.) A chip was implanted in your brain that will allow you to communicate with the alien race. ~~You~~ will be activated on the day the Earth stands still. ~~Hopefully~~ you will be able to prevent the imminent [[~~Pwnt~~\|pwnage]] of the planet.		I've been trying to get a message through to you for the last six months. Ever since you started noticing those "coincidences", [[government\|big brother]] has placed you under surveillance. In fact, you are being observed RIGHT NOW (your entire family are in on it). The neighbor's dog is actually a robot spy that can see and hear through walls (the [[binary]] barking transmits information about you to the [[aliens]]), along with 700 other cameras carefully hidden within your home. A [[brainwashing\|chip was implanted in your brain]] that will allow you to communicate with the alien race. The strings are pulled, you are apart of their network, and everyone will be activated on the day the Earth stands still, the day of the revelation's vengeance and reckoning. Only you will be able to prevent the imminent [[pwnt\|pwnage]] of the planet.

	~~The~~ good news is that you are getting close to the truth: [[9-11]], [[Jews]], chemtrails, and [[Lindsay Lohan~~\|Lindsey Lohan~~'s]] breasts... They are ALL CONNECTED!!! Just keep working on those equations - and refer to [http://www.timecube.com/ this page] for more clues.		Otherwise the good news is that you are getting close to the truth: [[9/11]], [[Jews]], chemtrails, and [[Lindsay Lohan]]'s breasts... They are ALL CONNECTED!!! Just keep working on those theorem equations under your bed covers - and refer to [http://www.timecube.com/ this page] for more legitimate clues.

	The bad news is that you are in grave danger---yes, you ARE important enough to notice and persecute! According to [[~~Internets~~\|reliable sources]], any day now you will have an unfortunate accident involving the Goodyear Blimp and a can of WD-40. Your only hope is to [[buy a dog\|stay indoors]], smear peanut butter over your balls, post equations on walls, and cover yourself in tinfoil. ~~Like this:~~		The bad news is that you are in grave danger---yes, you ARE important enough to notice and persecute! According to [[internets\|reliable sources]], any day now you will have an unfortunate accident involving the Goodyear Blimp and a can of WD-40. Your only hope is to [[buy a dog\|stay indoors]], smear peanut butter over your balls, post equations on walls, and cover yourself in [[tinfoil]], of which is actually aluminum and NOT tin --so NO electromagnetic protection. WE ARE NEVER SAFE.

	~~[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg\|200px\|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]~~		Good luck to you! The fate of [[mankind]] rests upon your shoulders... or is that what they want you to think?

	Good luck to you! The fate of mankind rests upon your shoulders.

	~~'''See:''' [[Liberal]]~~

	''or''

	~~'''See: '''[[Stoner]]~~

	==Symptoms==		==Symptoms==
			{{warning\|THIS PAGE IS WATCHING YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW.}}
	[[Those who must leave long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community\|Leaves long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community]] involving [[alien]]s, how the [[CIA]] is watching them through their teeth, and leaves posts about how the hills have eyes. May also attend Grad school. Is a [[Doomsday Preppers\|Prepper]].		[[Those who must leave long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community\|Leaves long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community]] involving [[alien]]s, how the [[CIA]] is watching them through their teeth, and leaves posts about how the hills have eyes. May also attend Grad school. Is a [[Doomsday Preppers\|Prepper]].

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	==Possible Causes==		==Possible Causes==
			[[File:Alien dollar = 9-11.png\|thumb\|right\|350px\|200 things the government doesn't tell you.]]
	*The [[Burger King]]		*The [[Burger King]]
	*[[Autism]]		*[[Autism]]
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	*[[Your Mom]]		*[[Your Mom]]
	*[[Tekkidd]]		*[[Tekkidd]]
			*[[Loneliness]]
	*[[Teivospy]]		*[[Teivospy]]
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]

	==See also==		==See also==
			*[[Big Brother]]
			*[[Liberal]]
	*[[Erik Ribsskog]]		*[[Erik Ribsskog]]
	*[[PeerGuardian]]		*[[PeerGuardian]]
			*[[Stoner]]
	*[[Doomsday Preppers]]		*[[Doomsday Preppers]]
			*[[Paranoid personality disorder]]
	*[[Jared Lee Loughner]]		*[[Jared Lee Loughner]]

	{{truth}}		{{truth}}
	{{psychology}}		{{psychology}}
			{{disease}}
	{{disambig}}		{{disambig}}
	~~{{Disease}}~~

imported>4ourty: Removed redirect to Paranoid

2023-02-05T13:14:22Z

Removed redirect to Paranoid

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imported>4ourty: Removed redirect to Paranoid

2023-02-05T13:14:22Z

Removed redirect to Paranoid

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	~~#REDIRECT~~[[~~Paranoid~~]]		{{warning\|This page is watching you through the window.}}

			I've been trying to get a message through to you for the last six months. Ever since ever you started noticing those "coincidences", the [[government]] has placed you under surveillance. In fact, you are being observed RIGHT NOW. (The neighbor's dog is actually a robot spy that can see and hear through walls. The barking transmits information about you to the aliens.) A chip was implanted in your brain that will allow you to communicate with the alien race. You will be activated on the day the Earth stands still. Hopefully you will be able to prevent the imminent [[Pwnt\|pwnage]] of the planet.

			The good news is that you are getting close to the truth: [[9-11]], [[Jews]], chemtrails, and [[Lindsay Lohan\|Lindsey Lohan's]] breasts... They are ALL CONNECTED!!! Just keep working on those equations - and refer to [http://www.timecube.com/ this page] for more clues.

			The bad news is that you are in grave danger---yes, you ARE important enough to notice and persecute! According to [[Internets\|reliable sources]], any day now you will have an unfortunate accident involving the Goodyear Blimp and a can of WD-40. Your only hope is to [[buy a dog\|stay indoors]], smear peanut butter over your balls, post equations on walls, and cover yourself in tinfoil. Like this:

			[[Image:Tinfoil dreams.jpg\|200px\|Tinfoil hats and plans to summon the Antichrist.]]

			Good luck to you! The fate of mankind rests upon your shoulders.

			'''See:''' [[Liberal]]

			''or''

			'''See: '''[[Stoner]]

			==Symptoms==
			[[Those who must leave long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community\|Leaves long diatribes explaining why they are leaving a community]] involving [[alien]]s, how the [[CIA]] is watching them through their teeth, and leaves posts about how the hills have eyes. May also attend Grad school. Is a [[Doomsday Preppers\|Prepper]].

			<center>
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			\|<center>'''[[feminist\|StalkedinBoston]] defending herself from the UPS conspiracy'''</center>
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			\|<center>'''Ya fukken lunatic!'''</center>
			<center><youtube>UdRgU2h2FqQ</youtube></center>




			\|<center>'''Jackie-Chan is also a stalker'''</center>
			<center>
			<youtube>-FG9LPjqPKk</youtube>
			</center>







			\|<center>'''ANOTHER STALKER!'''</center>
			<center><youtube>FWY1xRrG_B0</youtube></center>





			\|
			}}\|border=brown\|background=brown}}
			</center>

			==Possible Causes==
			*The [[Burger King]]
			*[[Autism]]
			*[[Pedobear]]
			*[[Furries]]
			*[[Your Mom]]
			*[[Tekkidd]]
			*[[Teivospy]]
			*[[You]]

			==See also==
			*[[Erik Ribsskog]]
			*[[PeerGuardian]]
			*[[Doomsday Preppers]]
			*[[Jared Lee Loughner]]

			{{truth}}
			{{psychology}}
			{{disambig}}
			{{Disease}}

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Wanted redirect.

2011-05-09T15:51:30Z

Wanted redirect.

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