Paradox Interactive - Revision history

imported>YaroslavTV at 12:13, 29 January 2023

2023-01-29T12:13:11Z

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imported>YaroslavTV at 12:13, 29 January 2023

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	==Europa Universalis 4==		==Europa Universalis 4==

	Lots of ~~DLC~~ that ~~does~~ absolutely nothing, although the game does allow you to genocide [[Injuns\|Natives]] for getting in the way of America.		Lots of DLCs that do absolutely nothing, although the game does allow you to genocide [[Injuns\|Natives]] for getting in the way of America.

	==Victoria 2==		==Victoria 2==
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	==Stellaris==		==Stellaris==

	A sci fi game that rips off [[Spore]]'s space stage. Most fans want to [[Xenophilia\|fuck the aliens]] involved.		A sci-fi game that rips off [[Spore]]'s space stage. Most fans want to [[Xenophilia\|fuck the aliens]] involved.

imported>Konrad at 17:22, 20 December 2022

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imported>Konrad at 17:22, 20 December 2022

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	Paradox interactive is a company of [[Sweden\|Swedish]] people making games that should be worth $15, making the bare basics cost $20 and the complete come in hundreds of dollars worth of DLC. They are best known for making [[bullshit\|historical games]], although they have made plenty of other games such as [[Warhammer 40,000\|Stellaris]].		Paradox interactive is a company of [[Sweden\|Swedish]] people making games that should be worth $15, making the bare basics cost $20 and the complete come in hundreds of dollars worth of DLC. They are best known for making [[bullshit\|historical games]], although they have made plenty of other games such as [[Warhammer 40,000\|Stellaris]].

	==Crusader Kings 2==		==Crusader Kings==
	[[File:Iseemtobealittlehoarse.png\|thumb\|No mods, official game.]]		[[File:Iseemtobealittlehoarse.png\|thumb\|No mods, official game.]]

	One of the most famous paradox interactive titles, known for being the deformed lovechild of [[The Sims]] and [[Civilization]]. The fans got super excited about being capable of [[Yiff\|fucking a horse]] (Yes, really). The game gets constant praise for doing the same tasks over and over four hours until it reaches 1453.		One of the most famous paradox interactive titles, known for being the deformed lovechild of [[The Sims]] and [[Civilization]]. The fans got super excited about being capable of [[Yiff\|fucking a horse]] (Yes, really). The game gets constant praise for doing the same tasks over and over four hours until it reaches 1453.

			Recently a new installation of the game, Crusader Kings 3, has been released. The game itself introduces new game aesthetics and mechanics, such as 3D full-body character modelling, therefore you'll be able to not only [[Incest\|fuck your sister]] like a real crusader king, but also '''see her tits in 3D'''

	==Hearts of Iron 4==		==Hearts of Iron 4==

imported>CheetahCat7: info on mods

2022-02-26T01:10:50Z

info on mods

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	==Hearts of Iron 4==		==Hearts of Iron 4==

	A game that allows you to play as [[Adolf Hitler\|~~hitler~~]], thus making it one of the few paradox games that encourages you to play as the good guy.		A game that allows you to play as [[Adolf Hitler\|Hitler]], thus making it one of the few paradox games that encourages you to play as the good guy.

			The game is notable for having several [[modding\|mods]] where fans can make their own [[fanfic\|alternate history]] settings. One of these is ''The New Order Last Days of Europe'', a work of utopian fiction set in a world where Hitler won WWII and the player has to avoid nuclear war. It was made by a guy named [[Liberal\|PinkPanzer]], who asked [[Vaush]] for help in making the game ([https://archive.fo/KnknJ#selection-1677.0-1677.112 no srsly]). Another mod is ''Kaiserreich Legacy of the Weltkrieg'', where [[Shit no one cares about\|Germany wins WWI, Britain & France have syndicalist revolutions, and the Entente tries to retake their homelands from their colonies all the while Germany tries to remain on top of the world stage]].

	==Europa Universalis 4==		==Europa Universalis 4==

imported>MarioMario456 at 01:50, 23 August 2021

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imported>JuniusThaddeus: There's an article on this.

2018-09-28T19:54:43Z

There's an article on this.

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Paradox interactive is a company of [[Sweden|Swedish]] people making games that should be worth $15, making the bare basics cost $20 and the complete come in hundreds of dollars worth of DLC. They are best known for making [[bullshit|historical games]], although they have made plenty of other games such as [[Warhammer 40,000|Stellaris]].

==Crusader Kings 2==
[[File:Iseemtobealittlehoarse.png|thumb|No mods, official game.]]

One of the most famous paradox interactive titles, known for being the deformed lovechild of [[The Sims]] and [[Civilization]]. The fans got super excited about being capable of [[Yiff|fucking a horse]] (Yes, really). The game gets constant praise for doing the same tasks over and over four hours until it reaches 1453.

==Hearts of Iron 4==

A game that allows you to play as [[Adolf Hitler|hitler]], thus making it one of the few paradox games that encourages you to play as the good guy.

==Europa Universalis 4==

Lots of DLC that does absolutely nothing, although the game does allow you to genocide [[Injuns|Natives]] for getting in the way of America.

==Victoria 2==
{{Main|Victoria 2}}

Lets you rape Africa and Asia in order to build an empire. Then the game becomes unplayable because after 1870 you'll be up to your ass in rebels every 5 minutes. Those rebels are also harder to get rid of than cockroaches.

==Stellaris==

A sci fi game that rips off [[Spore]]'s space stage. Most fans want to [[Xenophilia|fuck the aliens]] involved.

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== Rule 34 ==
Of fucking course
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