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A '''paper trail''' is a way in which [[Jews|bureaucrats]] and researchers used to track people and things before the internet was invented [[IRL]]. Paper trails provide the best kind of [[lies|proof]] (written) for one's arguments and because of this they are still used today. Scholars often [[Bullshit|utilize]] paper trails to come up with proof for their [[shit|theories]].

[[Image:Toiletpapers.jpg|thumb|Broads introduced to the workplace often leave paper trails.]]

==How to prove a point with a paper trail==
# Locate [[Islam|something]] which you disagree agree with.
# Inform everyone you know that this thing is a [[lie]].
# Go to a library, museum or archive; locating the appropriate documents, preferably ones which are [[tl;dr|extremely technical and hard to understand]]. In a pinch, one may create fake, tea-stained or sandworn scrolls and tomes instead.
# Cite said documents thoroughly; remember, people being lazy, the more you cite, the less likely anyone is to call you on your bullshit.
# [[????]]
# [[W|Profit!]]

[[Image:Torahreader.jpg|thumb|A Jew Masturbates.]]

==Other common Paper Trail Users include:==
* [[Ernest Peters|Backraiders]]
* The [[Party Van]]
* [[Anonymous Borg]]
* [[Jews|Accountants]]
* [[Bill Nye|Academics]]
* [[fag|Art Dealers]]
* [[Alcoholic]]s (in the morning)
* [[Otherkin|Board game characters]]
* [[Nerds|Bookworms]]
* [[Conspiracy|Conspiracy theorists]]
* [[Jews|Doctors]]
* [[Satan|The IRS]]
* [[Lawyer]]s
* [[Politician]]s

==See Also==
*[[Bribery]]

[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]