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[[File:Panda.jpg|right|thumb|Look at that [[Hippy|useless]] [[fat]] [[cunt]].]]

'''Pandas are [[Fags|God]]'s worst creation.''' Pandas are the definition of ''worthless''. Pandas refuse to fuck each other. Even when they do find the time to mate, their offspring spend months blind and especially worthless. For some stupid, fucked up reason, pandas only eat bamboo which is a foodsource their teeth are not designed to cope with. As such, many pandas [[fail|die of malnutrition]], because they won't man up and eat some fucking [[dick|meat]]. [[Azn|Pandas]] bring great [[shame]] to [[bear]] [[English|famiry]].

Since Pandas have the digestive system of a omnivore [http://mbio.asm.org/content/6/3/e00022-15.full] but choose to go on a bamboo only diet[http://news.discovery.com/animals/endangered-species/undigested-bamboo-showing-up-in-panda-poop-150519.htm], Pandas are nature's way of saying that vegans are pussies.

==Azns love Pandas==
[[Azn]]s have spent entirely too much time keeping pandas alive. In fact if it wasn't for their efforts we probably wouldn't even have to hate on the worthless god forsaken creatures. Their sins include; Making it a crime to kill Pandas, Keeping them safe in cages, and helping them in any way they can to mate (God damn [[furfags]]). They've made Panda porn in feeble attempt at helping Pandas procreate, but as we all know they're too fucking dumb and gay to want to do such a thing.

[[File:Chinese Panda Dog.jpg|thumb|A [[Sparkledog|painted]] dog [[China|works, too]]. ]]
{{quote|The panda is, unfortunately, virtually unsavable. It lives in the most overpopulated country inthe world, it feeds on plants when it ought to be eating partially meat, it transfers all sorts of nasty diseases among itself, it tastes nice and it's got [[fursuit|a coat that looks good on someone's back]].}}

==Why it is good to kill and eat pandas==
{| align="right"
|[[File:Alien-xenomorph.jpg|thumb|center|"The xenomorph has concentrated acid for blood."]]
|[[File:Babypandas.jpg|center|thumb|200px|"Chinese researchers take care of twin giant panda cubs at the China Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in Wolong, southwest China's Sichuan province, July 9, 2005."]]
|}

[[Some argue]] that if we ate pandas, we'd be doing them a favour as an enterprising Chinese farmer would doubtless find a way to force the frigid fuckers to breed, to produce more meat and make more money. The panda is the only animal that gets cuter as it grows up and becomes a used up whore.
{{clear}}
==Serving suggestions==
<center><gallery>
Image:Span_Panda.jpg|Span-Panda, a traditional [[Swiss]] dish
Image:panda_ribs.jpg|Panda ribs
Image:panda_ham.jpg|Panda ham
Image:panda_goulash.jpg|Panda Goulash
</gallery></center>

==Pedo-Pope Rancid-er & pandas==
[[File:Pandaprint.jpg|center]]

Pandas are popular items in Malta to deface billboards of the [[Pedo|Pope]] with. Why anyone would deface the image of the Holy-See with such a crappy example of God's creation is beyond me. [[Stupid]] panda-lovers! They do not know anything.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Panda Pics|PANDASAREGAY|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Pandas.gif
File:Panda slide.gif
File:Panda ball.gif
File:Panda fall.gif
File:Panda porn.gif
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Baby Panda Loses His Balance.gif
File:Panda Fucks Up Your Shopping Trip.gif
File:Panda Destroys Office.gif
File:Panda costume.gif
File:Basketball panda.gif
File:Panda facepalm.gif
File:Posh Panda.png|Some pandas are upper class.
File:Destroy racism be like panda.jpg
File:Hi cunts Panda.jpg
File:Red Panda.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]
File:Pandas-pedobear.png|[[You are doing it wrong]]
File:Panda-bj.jpg|Pandas are gay [[fags]] who prefer to [[suck]] their own [[dick]] instead of sucking female [[pussy]]
File:PandasLeftToDie.jpg
File:Jolie_and_sexual_harassment_panda.jpg|Panda stripping down a random woman and grabbing at her.
File:WWF2.jpg|[[Jews did WTC|Pandas did WWF]]
File:Panda U Wot M8.jpg|A panda, after having read this page.
File:Sadpanda.jpg|Sad panda is sad.
File:NomNomNomNompandas.jpg|[[Om nom nom]]!
File:Jp_loving_panda_bears.jpg
File:Don't slap pandas.jpg
</gallery>}}

==Videos==
<center><youtube>v6iHCFiSqIw</youtube></center>

==See also==
*[[Alan The Panda]]
*[[WWF|World Wildlife Fund]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20100410/local/panda-print Pandas? On my billboard?]
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