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	==Overwatch 2==		==Overwatch 2==
	[[File:Overwatch Predatory Monotisation.png\|thumb\|right\|How is the bundle cheaper than an individual item?]]		[[File:Overwatch Predatory Monotisation.png\|thumb\|right\|How is the bundle cheaper than an individual item?]]
	In 2020, to distract from their Chinese cock-sucking Blizzard released a flash trailer for '''"Overwatch 2"''', a trailer they had made for situations like this. The [[Trollface\|problem?]] Now they actually needed to release an Overwatch 2. So they slowly let Overwatch die as they worked on the sequel, and 2 years later they released Overwatch 2. It changed teams from 6v6 to 5v5, and added one new support, dps and tank. Millions tried logging in on release only to be met with awfully long loading screens and every game they connected to crashing, due to trolls [[Denial of Service\|DDOS-ing]] Blizzard's terrible servers.		In 2020, to distract from their Chinese cock-sucking, Blizzard released a flash trailer for '''"Overwatch 2"''', a trailer they had made for situations like this. The [[Trollface\|problem?]] Now they actually needed to release an Overwatch 2. So they slowly let Overwatch die as they worked on the sequel, and 2 years later they released Overwatch 2. It changed teams from 6v6 to 5v5, and added one new support, dps and tank. Millions tried logging in on release only to be met with awfully long loading screens and every game they connected to crashing, due to trolls [[Denial of Service\|DDOS-ing]] Blizzard's terrible servers.

	Once they finally got in to the game, people discovered how broken and ill-prepared Blizzard were. Bastion and Torbjorn were so buggy that they had to be momentarily removed whilst Blizzard tried to fix all their mistakes. Loading screens has empty models and dev-textures still in them, the new battle pass system meant it would take 8 months of grinding to get one legendary skin, and the new 5v5 format meant team kills were more common.		Once they finally got in to the game, people discovered how broken and ill-prepared Blizzard were. Bastion and Torbjorn were so buggy that they had to be momentarily removed whilst Blizzard tried to fix all their mistakes. Loading screens has empty models and dev-textures still in them, the new battle pass system meant it would take 8 months of grinding to get one legendary skin, and the new 5v5 format meant team kills were more common.

imported>JanisJoplin at 18:18, 18 August 2023

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imported>JanisJoplin at 18:18, 18 August 2023

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	Obviously three years just for a mediocre balance list, and 3 new characters is a bit ridiculous. Blizzard had promised a PVE co-op mode with story and skill trees would be their big new addition, justifying Overwatch having a 2 in it's title. This mode was hyped into oblivion by Blizzard, promising "revamped AI" that would be like nothing else in gaming, and a unique skill tree for every character. Overwatch 2 launches without the PVE mode, but Blizzard still released a $35 copy of Overwatch 2 that promised access to PVE when it was ready. One year later and Blizzard announced that their PVE had been cancelled. In fact, this wasn't an announcement, this was sneakily said by a developer during an interview, in which he used a lot of vague language to try and disguise his admittance that they had done jackshit for 4 years.		Obviously three years just for a mediocre balance list, and 3 new characters is a bit ridiculous. Blizzard had promised a PVE co-op mode with story and skill trees would be their big new addition, justifying Overwatch having a 2 in it's title. This mode was hyped into oblivion by Blizzard, promising "revamped AI" that would be like nothing else in gaming, and a unique skill tree for every character. Overwatch 2 launches without the PVE mode, but Blizzard still released a $35 copy of Overwatch 2 that promised access to PVE when it was ready. One year later and Blizzard announced that their PVE had been cancelled. In fact, this wasn't an announcement, this was sneakily said by a developer during an interview, in which he used a lot of vague language to try and disguise his admittance that they had done jackshit for 4 years.

	Fret not though, co-op PVE missions were coming! They would just cost $20 per mission, no progression or skill tree, and their gameplay was identical to the free holiday missions released back in Overwatch 1. This utterly retarded band-aid designed to minimize the internet shit storm wouldn't work at all. Instead, it would fail spectacularly and only add fuel to the fire. In the hopes of reviving the dead playerbase, Blizzard had put Overwatch 2 on Steam on the same day as the co-op mission launch. This lead to a mass storm of negative reviews, quickly making Overwatch 2 one of the lowest rated games on Steam, surpassing Hunt Down ~~the~~ Freeman and the abundance of furry porn games. At it's lowest, Overwatch 2 had 4% positive reviews on steam. To add to the hilarity, Blizzard had removed the artwork section of Overwatch's ~~steam~~ page, proving Blizzard know their audience well.		Fret not though, co-op PVE missions were coming! They would just cost $20 per mission, no progression or skill tree, and their gameplay was identical to the free holiday missions released back in Overwatch 1. This utterly retarded band-aid designed to minimize the internet shit storm wouldn't work at all. Instead, it would fail spectacularly and only add fuel to the fire. In the hopes of reviving the dead playerbase, Blizzard had put Overwatch 2 on [[Steam]] on the same day as the co-op mission launch. This lead to a mass storm of negative reviews, quickly making Overwatch 2 one of the lowest rated games on Steam, surpassing [[Hunt Down The Freeman]] and the abundance of [[furry]] [[Pr0n\|porn games]]. At it's lowest, Overwatch 2 had 4% positive reviews on steam. To add to the hilarity, Blizzard had removed the artwork section of Overwatch's Steam page, proving Blizzard know their audience well.

	==Videos==		==Videos==

imported>JanisJoplin at 18:15, 18 August 2023

2023-08-18T18:15:00Z

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imported>JanisJoplin at 18:15, 18 August 2023

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	* The matchmaker was broken for like, 5 months? Blizzard kept getting spammed with reports about it but did nothing.		* The matchmaker was broken for like, 5 months? Blizzard kept getting spammed with reports about it but did nothing.

	A co-op mode is promised to ~~eventually release~~, which ~~looks~~ to ~~be an underwhelming gimmick mode~~. ~~Removing one player from the teams~~ and ~~redesigning~~ the ~~characters~~ to ~~be uglier won~~'t ~~keep~~ the ~~game going for longer than~~ a ~~month~~. ~~Especially when lootboxes~~ had ~~been gutted in favour~~ of ~~a paid Battle Pass~~, ~~meaning you had less progression and no rewards for playing consistently without buying~~ their ~~special passes~~.		==PVE and Steam==
			Obviously three years just for a mediocre balance list, and 3 new characters is a bit ridiculous. Blizzard had promised a PVE co-op mode with story and skill trees would be their big new addition, justifying Overwatch having a 2 in it's title. This mode was hyped into oblivion by Blizzard, promising "revamped AI" that would be like nothing else in gaming, and a unique skill tree for every character. Overwatch 2 launches without the PVE mode, but Blizzard still released a $35 copy of Overwatch 2 that promised access to PVE when it was ready. One year later and Blizzard announced that their PVE had been cancelled. In fact, this wasn't an announcement, this was sneakily said by a developer during an interview, in which he used a lot of vague language to try and disguise his admittance that they had done jackshit for 4 years.

			Fret not though, co-op PVE missions were coming! They would just cost $20 per mission, no progression or skill tree, and their gameplay was identical to the free holiday missions released back in Overwatch 1. This utterly retarded band-aid designed to minimize the internet shit storm wouldn't work at all. Instead, it would fail spectacularly and only add fuel to the fire. In the hopes of reviving the dead playerbase, Blizzard had put Overwatch 2 on Steam on the same day as the co-op mission launch. This lead to a mass storm of negative reviews, quickly making Overwatch 2 one of the lowest rated games on Steam, surpassing Hunt Down the Freeman and the abundance of furry porn games. At it's lowest, Overwatch 2 had 4% positive reviews on steam. To add to the hilarity, Blizzard had removed the artwork section of Overwatch's steam page, proving Blizzard know their audience well.

	==Videos==		==Videos==

imported>JanisJoplin at 18:00, 18 August 2023

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	{{achtung\|OVERWATCH 2 IS ONE OF THE LOWEST RATED GAMES ON STEAM, ONLY 4% POSITIVE ~~REIVEWS~~.}}		{{achtung\|OVERWATCH 2 IS ONE OF THE LOWEST RATED GAMES ON STEAM, ONLY 4% POSITIVE REVIEWS.}}

	[[File:Overwatch Loading Screen.png\|thumb\|right\|Get used to this screen.]]		[[File:Overwatch Loading Screen.png\|thumb\|right\|Get used to this screen.]]

imported>JanisJoplin at 17:59, 18 August 2023

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	{{achtung\|~~BLIZZARD KEEP REMOVING SHIT FROM THEIR OVERPRICED BATTLEPASS TO SELL SEPARATELY AT EXTORTIONATE PRICES~~.}}		{{achtung\|OVERWATCH 2 IS ONE OF THE LOWEST RATED GAMES ON STEAM, ONLY 4% POSITIVE REIVEWS.}}

	[[File:Overwatch Loading Screen.png\|thumb\|right\|Get used to this screen.]]		[[File:Overwatch Loading Screen.png\|thumb\|right\|Get used to this screen.]]