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Phase Two

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Phase Two

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2015-06-04T09:32:50Z

Phase Two

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imported>Oddguy: /* Phase Two */

2015-06-04T09:32:50Z

Phase Two

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{{needsmore|Pictures of raid and Information}}
 
In late July [[Anonymous|anon]] noticed a news story. An ugly [[fat]] [[bitch]], AKA [[Mary Alice Altorfer]], saw a [[Pools Closed]] banner on her subdivision pool and cried "racism" to the press. Anon saw this as yet another opportunity to star on [[Fox News|faux news]] and create much bawwwwing resulting in epic lulz. On July 18th, [[/b/tards]] went out early in the morning and closed many pools nationwide to commemorate the lulz that had happened with [[Mary Alice Altorfer]] hoping to recreate a similar scenario but nationwide. Anon has yet to decide on another date to raid the pools, but until then...happy closing!

'''[[TL;DR]]: Close every single fucking pool that you live by nao!'''

 
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<youtube>HJQtsMfUYTk</youtube>
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==Operation Close The Pool==
<center><gallery>
Image:Poolsclosedprintoutnoebaums.jpg|Original Version.
Image:Poolsclosedprintout.jpg|Ebaumsworld Version.
</gallery></center>
 
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1. Print out one of the above pictures. 
2. Buy superglue and duct tape. 
3. Head to all the pools near you at around 3am in the morning. 
4. Superglue and tape sign to entrance/message board. 
5. Watch butthurt commence. 
 
[[Protip|'''PROTIP:''']] Wear gloves when handling the paper and baggie just to be safe. If you're going to post pics, [[Trey Burba|don't upload them straight from your camera.]]
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==No Pool? No Problem!==

[[Pedobear]] has also joined the crusade. Post the below image at parks / schools / movie theatres / restaurants and all other [[Pedophile|child]] / family orientated places.

 
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Image:Pedo proper.jpg|Original Version.
Image:1216350757327.jpg|Ebaumsworld Version.
</gallery></center>
 

==Phase Two==
[[Image:IsaidPoolsclosed.jpg|250px|center]]
After a day or two, when they take down the original sign, post the above picture in the SAME SPOT where you put the first one. This is guaranteed to create [[lulz]].

==Alternative Method==
 
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As performed by [irc://irc.anonnet.org/battletoads #battletoads]. [[Epic_Win|EPIC WIN!]]
<youtube>s9V3Zp1f63o</youtube>
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==Gallery==
{{cg|Operation Close The Pool Gallery|gallerym|center|<gallery>
Image:Bw-poolsclosed-cleanstensil.png|stencil for spraypaint.
Image:EbaumslogosPrintout.jpg|Ebaums logos to put in the bags/letters
Image:10PoolsClosedposterMaryAliceAltorfer.jpg|The original 10 (the person who hit marys pool hit 9 others, lulz)
Image:HighRes-POOLSCLOSED-SIGN.png|Actual Racism POOL'S CLOSED SIGN
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Poolsclosedsupplys.JPG
Image:Anon-sendsnailmailtomary.jpg|See "I said pool's closed"
Image:PoolsClosed5.gif
Image:Poolsclosed1.gif|A winner is you...no seriously a winner is you
Image:Poolsclosed2.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed3.gif
Image:Poolsclosed4.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed6.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed7.jpg
Image:PedosoperateinthisareaPoolsclosed.jpg|[[Pedophile|Oh lawds]], save the [[Pedobear|kids!]]
Image:PedoBearParksClosed.JPG
Image:Poolsclosed8.jpg
Image:Poster33631760.jpg|A new [[meme]] is born
Image:Poolsclosed9.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed10.jpg
Image:Brit_pools_closed2.jpg|Closing English Channel, Brb
Image:Solentpoolsclosed.jpg|Closed English Channel, Solent & Isle of Wight
Image:Anon-poolsclosed.gif|[[DOING IT WRONG]]
Image:Floridafag-poolsclosed.jpg|''I think the pool might actually be closed this time?''
Image:Poolsclosed-fence.jpg|lol
Image:Lasvegasanon-poolsclosed.jpg|Confirmed pool closure.
Image:Sasclosedpool.JPG|Schwimmbad im Warchau: Nur fur Nigras!
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Mary Alice Altorfer]]
*[[Pools Closed]]
*[[AIDS]]

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