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[[Image:Oompa_loompa_lesbians.jpg|thumb|300px|Double the oompa loompa fun!!!]]When you hear the words 'Oompa Loompa' you most likely think of those fucking annoying creatures from ''Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'', but really '''Oompa Loompas''' are those [[16-year old girl]]s you see who fake tan so fucking much they turn orange or (in extreme cases) purple. The Oompa Loompas think this is very sexy and attractive and some [[body builder|crazy steroid pumping jock guys]] also find this [[Hawt|HAWT]]. In reality they look [[retard]]ed.. I mean who wants to fuck a creamsicle?

==What are these creatures?==
{{quote|I tan more than you breathe|[http://www.myspace.com/saabybabyyy sabbybabyy] and that’s where the problem is}}
[[Image:FDSKGFD115.jpg|thumb|right|She thinks this is sexy.]]
[[File:Callonmeduckface.gif|thumb|right|Oompa Loompas [[X Doesn't Change Facial Expressions|don't change facial expressions]].]]
After much studying of the Oompa Loompas here is what we have found. These orange creepy kids can be found everywhere. The local [[high school]], the mall, [[New Jersey]], [[Facebook]], and most of all, the tanning shop where they all go to regain power and get back to doing what they do best, being made fun of. They will usually be found in groups making fun of others who are not as good looking as them, which actually is a compliment, and are associated with the rich bitch clique. These creatures [[Ginger|don’t possess souls]] and need to be [[Holocaust|exterminated as fast and as swift as possible]]. It’s a [[Swine Flu|fucking epidemic]] and they will stop at nothing to infect the whole world. And that’s no world I want to live in.

{| align="center" style="padding:5px;"
|<center><big>'''Fake Tan Gone Wrong'''</big></center> 
<youtube>q-CcgC0qpY8</youtube>
|}
 

==Ganguro Girls==

[[Image:Tan_chick.jpg|thumb|right|Po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen '''[[Bix nood|BIX NOOD]]''']]

In the land of giant lizards and bukkake, an exotic creature wanders the neon sign forest. This beast is called the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro_girl Ganguro Girl.] Ganguro Girl, [[moonspeak]] for [[Black chicks|"blackface girl,"]] is the latest in the evolutionary development of Japanese [[16 year old girl|16-year old girls.]]

The Ganguro was the spawn of the previous fashion fad, Kogal. Kogals had artificially tanned skin, and clothes that were [[Los_angeles|"L.A. Casual"]]. They eventually became convinced they actually WERE a bunch of [[stoner|surfers]] and [[whore|beach bunnies]]. One professor at Kokugakuin University did a study about why the fuck Ganguro was so popular. He came to the conclusion that "black music had influenced the surfers. Hip-hop culture began to influence the young and the desire to ''actually'' become ''black'' increased." [[LOL_WUT|LOLWAT]]

Exercise severe caution if encountering one of these wily dusky daughters of [[Japan|the land of the rising sun.]] They've been known to mug and rip penises off for [[chikins]], and for gang rape. Their blackness is more than face deep.

Biologists hypothesize the Ganguro Girl and the North American Oompa Loompa may be from the same [[Penis|genus.]] [[Some argue]], the Ganguro Girl is the more [[furry|feral]] and aggressive of the two species, making the Ganguro Girl more Oompa Loompa than the North American Oompa Loompa.

(You mean Japanese taking something American in origin, like Baseball or Elvis impersonators, and making it uniquely their own by taking it WAY TOO FAR? [[Weaboo|Never heard of that before.]])

==How you can help the epidemic==

There are two possible ways to help get rid of Oompa Loompas. One is to troll them with no mercy. Basically tell them...

*How fucking stupid they look
*How no sensible person finds them attractive
*Scare them by telling them they will look wrinkly by age 35
*Make jokes, I’m sure you can think of something

However, this may not work. They may defend their orangeness all the way. They may have a comeback about your [[ugly]] paleness. If this is the case, then there is no hope for them, they are lost. Which is why the only option you have left is to [[kill it with fire|destroy them.]] Or you can nuke [[New Jersey]]. Please, it fucking sucks here.

{| align="center" style="padding:5px;"
|<center><big>'''One Way To Get Rid of Oompa Loompas'''</big></center> 
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{| align="center" style="padding:5px;"
|<center><big>'''Lady Sovereign, speaks the truth about Oompa Loompas'''</big></center> 
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|}
 

Like other creatures Oompa Loompas can not be destroyed the same way a human can. There are a couple unique ways they can be dealt with.

* Burn them while they are tanning(Seen Above)
*Use a paling lotion which can be found on the black market
*Lock them in a dark room with no windows until they shrivel away
*Smash them in head with a florescent light
*Show their reflection. Just the sight of them selves makes them exploded in glorious light.

==Attacks==
[[Image:Meeeeeeeeee.jpg|thumb|right|[[duckface|LOOK OUT IT”S THE KISS OF DEATH!]]]]
Oompa Loompas are not defenseless. They will most likely try to make you join them. Sometimes people will willingly join, but most times they force others into their clan. Watch out for the following:

*Destroying your self esteem so that you start believe it’s better to be orange then a little pale.
*Casting an enchantment over you to come back to their lair where they will throw you into a spray tan booth. Once this happens you will be brain washed.
*[[White Knight|Sending]] their frat boy minions after you.
*[[Cut|Slashing]] with their fake nails.
*A good direct kick to the balls or clit can make you turn orange instantly.
*The sluttier Oompa Loompas will promise you tits if you give in.
*Spraying you with Orange Glow, a tan lotion, or ([[Rape|more likely]]) pepper spray.

If you do not give in and can avoid these attacks they will kill you because they see you as an obstacle in the way of their movement. You’ll be considered lucky if it’s quick and painless.
You guys can help out as well. Basically do what you guys do best. If you come across an Oompa Loompa troll the fuck out of it until it is defeated and hopefully will stop spraying fake stick orange on itself.

==Gallery Of Sexxiness==
{{cg|Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo|oompaloompas|center|<gallery>
File:Orangeskinzomg.png|Also [[fat girl angle shot]].
Image:Oompaloompagal1.jpg| Note the [[Slut|glowing]] orange skin and her [[Duck face|lucious lips]].
Image:GanguroORANGE!.jpg‎|I Orange, rike a creamsicle. U rike? ♥
Image:AudrinaPatridge.jpg|Famous blackface girl from The Hills.
</gallery> | <gallery>
Image:Ganguro1.jpg|Yum
Image:GanguroPinkHairBlackface.jpg|Drives the niggers wild
Image:09-02-10951239.jpg|Her orange skin is the least of her problems
Image:Ganguro2(dreadlocks).jpg|Dayumn sexy, I'd [[Lady Gaga|poker her face]] fo sho.
Image:oompa_loompa_lol.jpg|Even in high school parking lots!!!
Image:fratgirl.jpg|holy shit [[Facebook]] oompa loompa
File:Orangeskinparty.jpg|0 points for finding the orangeskin. 10 points if you find the black person.
File:Tanninglol.png|Orangeskin denialism.
Image:Orangeskin2.jpg|holy shit, more [[Facebook]] orangeskin. almost PURPLE.
Image:Spot-the-orangeskin.jpg|[[X Y is X|Orangegirl is orange]].
Image:Orangeskin Boobs.jpg|[[Picture unrelated]]
Image:Orangedsluts.jpg|Tanning perfection.
Image:OrangeskinWithGlasses.jpg|Ebony and Ivory.
Image:Lindsay_lohan.jpg|Tanning at night.
Image:1-0865bd629cb3b127.jpg|That's ''Mister'' Orangeskin to you.
Image:Never Tan.jpg|Evolution of an Orangeskin.
Image:hawt_orange_skin.jpeg|You want this.
Image:09-02-10951239.jpg|Her orange skin is the least of her problems [[white_trash]]
File:Tan-bodybuilder-fail.jpg|Remember the goombas from the Super Mario Brothers movie? One was spotted in this photo.
File:Fake-tan-fail-nigger.jpg|He likes his UV rays set to well done.
File:Tan disaster holyshit.jpg|Look, a slut!
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Ginger]]
*[[Guidos]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Slut]]
*[[Whore]]
*[[16-year-old girl]]
*[[Duckface]]
*[[Jersey Shore]]
*[http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/06/11/girls-from-russian-social-networks-part-ii/#more-13855 Girls from Russian social networks ]

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