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'''Omnetscience''' is the power possessed by someone that ''always'' knows what other users mean, irrespective of what they actually say or how unclearly they say it.

These people, like all [[psychic]]s, are highly prone to [[drama]]. They can often be found on [[LiveJournal]] advertising their talents to anybody that makes mention of online confusion or disagreement.

Their belief in their own [[skillz]] makes them unusually easy targets for [[troll]]ing, so much so that there's really no point in bothering. However, it is not uncommon for them to ''pre-emptively'' get trolled by casual passers-by. In these situations, the unwitting troll may be incited into more trollish behaviour, which could be the beginning of a [[Jameth|promising career]], or they may just respond in kind, which is the sort of witless [[crap]] you should expect from someone that hangs around omnetscients.

Omnetscient people also tend to be [[Grammar Nazi]]s and [[feminist]]s. They're invariably young, immature [[16 year old girls|female]]s who describe themselves as "old souls."

Some of them are [[Bureaucratic fucks|admins]] on [[TOW]] and block people for rudeness when they've been perfectly polite, because they know that said people mean to be rude.

==Examples==
* [[Tawneelynne]], who alone among [[LJ]] users knows that everyone who trolls her is going to [[rape]] her.
* [[Girlmecha]], who knows better than [[bisexuals]] and says they are all [[poser]]s.
* Most of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|these guys]].
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