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	[[File:Haters gonna hate old spice.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|Because after all, I want to smell like a filthy nigger.]]		[[File:Haters gonna hate old spice.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|Because after all, I want to smell like a filthy nigger.]]
	In July [[2010]], Old Spice's ad company introduced a new [[Billy Mays\|pitchman]] to shill its [[DO NOT WANT\|unappealing aftershave]]. '''Old Spice Man''' (better known to [[Anon]] as '''Old Spice Guy''') joined a long line of [[unfunny\|quirky]] characters like [[SNL\|Will Ferrell]] in the [[viral]] [[forced meme\|ad campaign]]. Little did they realise what they had on their hands and that Old Spice Guy would actually get people paying attention to your grandfather's [[neckbeard\|aftershave]] of choice and rocket the character to [[e-fame]] and [[OC\|create]] a bona fide [[internet famous\|Internets superstar]]. Played by ex-[[NFL]] player '''Isaiah Mustafa''', Old Spice Guy [[is now a meme]] and ~~is beloved by~~ [[Anonymous]].		In July [[2010]], Old Spice's ad company introduced a new [[Billy Mays\|pitchman]] to shill its [[DO NOT WANT\|unappealing aftershave]]. '''Old Spice Man''' (better known to [[Anon]] as '''Old Spice Guy''') joined a long line of [[unfunny\|quirky]] characters like [[SNL\|Will Ferrell]] in the [[viral]] [[forced meme\|ad campaign]]. Little did they realise what they had on their hands and that Old Spice Guy would actually get people paying attention to your grandfather's [[neckbeard\|aftershave]] of choice and rocket the character to [[e-fame]] and [[OC\|create]] a bona fide [[internet famous\|Internets superstar]]. Played by ex-[[NFL]] player '''Isaiah Mustafa''' (not to be confused with [[Bahar Mustafa]]), Old Spice Guy [[is now a meme]] and has recently gained the coveted title of [[Anonymous]]'s favorite nigger, defeating such challengers as [[Happy Negro]] and [[Will Smith]].

	The Old Spice Guy is the man [[you]] could smell like if you used Old Spice. (or took showers). He is the pinnacle of manliness and an example of what every [[4chan\|channer]] should [[LINK MAH BOI\|strive for]] in their lives. He has a {{yt\|oldspice\|YT Channel}}, in which he replies to various [[Youtube Nobodies\|YouTubers]], [[twitards]] and other [[reddit\|assorted denizens]] of the [[Internets]] giving advice on [[The Comprehensive Guide To Life\|how they can be better people]] and filling /[[r]]/s for things like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fLV28SkZ8 proposing marriage] on behalf of some fag with an [[imaginary girlfriend]].		The Old Spice Guy is the man [[you]] could smell like if you used Old Spice. (or took showers). He is the pinnacle of manliness and an example of what every [[4chan\|channer]] should [[LINK MAH BOI\|strive for]] in their lives. He has a {{yt\|oldspice\|YT Channel}}, in which he replies to various [[Youtube Nobodies\|YouTubers]], [[twitards]] and other [[reddit\|assorted denizens]] of the [[Internets]] giving advice on [[The Comprehensive Guide To Life\|how they can be better people]] and filling /[[r]]/s for things like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fLV28SkZ8 proposing marriage] on behalf of some fag with an [[imaginary girlfriend]].
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	===Old Spice Guy Calls It Quits===		===Old Spice Guy Calls It Quits===
	On 14th July 2010, Old Spice Guy retired from making vidyas is a [[emo\|tearful]] farewell YouTube to finally [[GTFO]] that fucking bathroom he'd been in for two weeks solid to attend to [[IRL\|moar pressing matters]]. He immediately headed down ~~the~~ the Gulf of Mexico, donned a SCUBA tank and SWAN DIVED! into the [[Deepwater Horizon]] oil leak after BP's months of hard [[FAIL]].		On 14th July 2010, Old Spice Guy retired from making vidyas is a [[emo\|tearful]] farewell YouTube to finally [[GTFO]] that fucking bathroom he'd been in for two weeks solid to attend to [[IRL\|moar pressing matters]]. He immediately headed down the Gulf of Mexico, donned a SCUBA tank and SWAN DIVED! into the [[Deepwater Horizon]] oil leak after BP's months of hard [[FAIL]].
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{{spoiler|I'M ON A HORSE. PLUS, THIS ARTICLE IS NOW DIAMONDS.}}
[[File:Isiah Mustafa Smiles.gif|thumb|right|The Old Spice Guy is watching you masturbate. And he likes what he sees.]]

[[File:Haters gonna hate old spice.jpg|300px|thumb|Because after all, I want to smell like a filthy nigger.]]
In July [[2010]], Old Spice's ad company introduced a new [[Billy Mays|pitchman]] to shill its [[DO NOT WANT|unappealing aftershave]]. '''Old Spice Man''' (better known to [[Anon]] as '''Old Spice Guy''') joined a long line of [[unfunny|quirky]] characters like [[SNL|Will Ferrell]] in the [[viral]] [[forced meme|ad campaign]]. Little did they realise what they had on their hands and that Old Spice Guy would actually get people paying attention to your grandfather's [[neckbeard|aftershave]] of choice and rocket the character to [[e-fame]] and [[OC|create]] a bona fide [[internet famous|Internets superstar]]. Played by ex-[[NFL]] player '''Isaiah Mustafa''', Old Spice Guy [[is now a meme]] and is beloved by [[Anonymous]].

The Old Spice Guy is the man [[you]] could smell like if you used Old Spice. (or took showers). He is the pinnacle of manliness and an example of what every [[4chan|channer]] should [[LINK MAH BOI|strive for]] in their lives. He has a {{yt|oldspice|YT Channel}}, in which he replies to various [[Youtube Nobodies|YouTubers]], [[twitards]] and other [[reddit|assorted denizens]] of the [[Internets]] giving advice on [[The Comprehensive Guide To Life|how they can be better people]] and filling /[[r]]/s for things like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fLV28SkZ8 proposing marriage] on behalf of some fag with an [[imaginary girlfriend]].
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==Re: Anonymous==
On July 13, 2010, Old Spice Guy became the 147th [[Peter|King of /b/]] for his response to some /b/tard, which shows how easy it is to [[Social Engineering|manipulate]] [[Anonymous]].
{{quote|On the Internet, Anonymous wrote "Use old spice. Our dads use it, our grand fathers used it, because it works. Stop asking or begging for hugs. You smell bad!"|Old Spice Guy}}
<center><youtube>LWCVhGzrAT0</youtube></center>

==Response==

After finding the video, [[Anonymous]] went crazy with joy. They started spamming the comments with [[memes]], declaring the new king of /b/, saying that everyone is a newfag, you know, [[Fail|the usual]].
{{center|{{morphquote|oldspice|background-color: transparent; width: 70%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|Black Old Spice guy is a [[pretty cool guy]]. eH maeks youtube videos and doesnt afraid of anythin|[[Newfag]]
|Oh Old Spice Guy...you had me at [[Delicious Cæk]]. If I was gay, I'd totally give you a [[Brofist]]ing.|[[ODB]]
|So we'll troll him -because he can take it. Because we [[lie|don't fawn over him]]. He's a silent, manly, guardian -watchful, appealingly scented to women, protector. A [[Dark Knight]] of /b/|Anon
|OLD SPICE UNDERSTANDS ANON :') this is a beautiful moment.|[[Anon]]
|He is the only man to have won The Game, and lived to tell about it. He is the only man to play Russian roulette with six bullets and win. He is the only man to stare down Chuck Norris, and survive his roundhouse kick. When he speaks,diamonds are born. He is, [[Dos Equis|the most interesting man in the world.]]| [[Anon]]
|Goddamnit. We need to kill this whole thing now.|[[Arguecat|Why we can't have nice things.]]
|by holding up random things he is probably referring to /b/. the cake was probably a [[NO U|coincidence]].|[[Anon]] is [[DOING IT WRONG]]
}}}}

==Clarification==
The Old Spice Guy indeed was referring to [[b/|/b/]] and [[4chan]] in the video, as clarified by the Old Spice Guy himself. Since the vidya description was subsequently changed to the current [[harbl]], many [[newfaggots]] started doubting OSG's sincerity and insider knowledge into the workings of the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]] and crying about [[Rules 1 & 2]] -something he had already covered in the original vidya description, addressing the Rule 1 & 2 (which is supposed to only apply to teh [[rAIDS]]) faggotry.



===Old Spice Guy lieks ED===
{{quote|Dearest Anonymous,

I gladly accept your nomination and hope my reign as your 147th king will be long and full of win! Thank you for your continued support!

Love,
The Old Spice Man|OSG}}
Wait, 147th? [[Old Spice Guy#Re: Anonymous|Where have I heard that before?]]

===The Stunning [[Implications]]===
[[File:Old-Spice-Guy-Every-thing-is-now-diamonds.jpg|thumb|[[Bling]]]]
Whilst it is doubtful that an [[aspirations|aspiring]] actor would know anything about [[Anon]] and [[ROTI|their ways]] and is just reading from a script prepared by some [[NORP]] copywriter from an [[forced memes|advertising company]], there are disturbing implications in this whole lulzfest. That implication? That a [[btard|/b/tard]] has found gainful employment. Even moar disturbing is the thought that since many [[Anon]]s and [[channers]] are now all growed up and entering the workforce, [[Project Mayhem]] is in effect.

{{quote|Lol at Old Spice's ad firm having a /[[b]]/tard as a copywriter. Anon is going into the workforce now. Anon is now old enough to [[Project Mayhem|cook your meals, haul your trash, connect your calls, drive your ambulances, guard you while you sleep]]...and write copy for Old Spice apparently. [[Project Mayhem]] is GO GO GO.| [[Anon]]}}

===Everything Is Now Diamonds===
'''(X) is now [[diamonds]]''' is a spinoff Old Spice Guy [[meme]] from one of his [[Old Spice]] JewTubes. '''See [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE#t=0m18s '''#t=0m18s''']

<center><youtube>owGykVbfgUE</youtube></center>
 
<center></center>

<center>[http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cp2pf/the_old_spice_man_says_hi_to_reddit/ '''When reddit got hold of it] they shit bricks when [[OSG]] started answering them directly.'''</center>

<center><youtube>-8JsvwUcok0</youtube></center>

===I'm On A Horse===

Another mini-meme from the Old Spice Guy ads is '''I'm On A Horse''' (because Old Spice Guy usually is).

==Video==

<center>{{fv|OLDSPICEGUY|background-color: grey;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>Vz4VyM-8W7Y</youtube> '''Almost as sexy as Old Spice Guy. Almost.'''
|<youtube>7PnX1X0_o_A</youtube> '''Mel Gibson calls Old Spice Guy'''
|<youtube>u-qpEUOtLk8</youtube> '''Isaiah Mustafa responds to Isaiah Mustafa'''
|<youtube>LpUrz9RvuPk</youtube> '''The More you know...'''
|<youtube>0ZOm2YhOI4c</youtube> '''I'm on a horse'''
|<youtube>zkd5dJIVjgM</youtube> '''Old Spice Grover'''
|<youtube>uLTIowBF0kE</youtube>
|<youtube>j7e_igiPIUI</youtube>
|<youtube>ENHYjW83Oxs</youtube>
'''Remixed.'''
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===Old Spice Guy Calls It Quits===
On 14th July 2010, Old Spice Guy retired from making vidyas is a [[emo|tearful]] farewell YouTube to finally [[GTFO]] that fucking bathroom he'd been in for two weeks solid to attend to [[IRL|moar pressing matters]]. He immediately headed down the the Gulf of Mexico, donned a SCUBA tank and SWAN DIVED! into the [[Deepwater Horizon]] oil leak after BP's months of hard [[FAIL]].
 
 
<center><youtube>nFDqvKtPgZo</youtube></center>
 
 
Next up for Old Spice Guy will be teaming up with this month's other famous retiree -[[Paul the Psychic Octopus]]- to fix the [[G20|broken global economy]], get comprehensive [[wetbacks|immigration]] reform, win the war in Afghanistan, achieve [[Freedom Flotilla|peace in the Middle East]] and [[SEND JUSTIN BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA|delivering Justin Bieber]] to [[Kim Jong Il]] in exchange for all their nukes -all the stuff [[Obama]] is supposed to be doing but can't because of [[no friends|non-existant bipartisanship]] in Washington DC. Old Spice Guy's ability to make friends and influence people will make all this a cinch. Old Spice Guy is your [[Black Jesus]] now.

He will then take a short holiday during which he mod every board on [[4chan]] and pitch 2 perfect games for the [[New York Yankees]] whilst batting .500 with 10 home runs in the [[2010]] World Series. He will be replaced on YouTube by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI Double Rainbow Guy].

===Old Spice Guy Returns!===

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{{cs|osgvsaly|Old Spice Guy vs. Allysa Milano|
===Re: Alyssa Milano===
<center><youtube>-oElH6M_5i4</youtube></center>

===Alyssa Milano Responds===
<center>'''And offers him teh sex! [[Hooker|For money!]]'''</center>
<center><youtube>1VXRdyeqYNo</youtube></center>

===Old Spice Guy Back Atcha===
<center>{{fv|OLD SPICE GUY RESPONDS|background-color: grey;|font-weight: bold;|
'''Part 1''' <youtube>Q-hUXTUXOMY</youtube>|
'''Part 2''' <youtube>s5KIYhXa_8E</youtube>|
'''Part 3''' <youtube>U5Y7MZV_bD0</youtube>|
}}</center>
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==Old Old Spice Guy==
[[Faggots|Tim and Eric]] directed a few commercials preceding the new old spice guy. He is very angry and like [[Unfunny|all of Tim and Eric's work]], [[retarded]]. Also, at 1:58 we see conclusive evidence that [[Jews did WTC|Terry Crews did WTC.]]
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==New Old Spice Guy Fabio==

<center><youtube>CcJwWz7zTjM</youtube></center>

[http://www.youtube.com/newoldspiceguyfabio Oh shit, Old Spice Guy is now Old Old Spice Guy!]

== Old Spice Guy has a son ==
In May 13 2013 it has been confirmed that Old Spice Guy has a [[baby|son]] and the amount of shock has caused everything in the room to get sucked in to the Old spice can.
<center><youtube>EWoXQUSI65I</youtube></center>

==Gallery==
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{{cg|Old Spice Guy|OLD SPICE GUY|center|<gallery>
File:Oldspicecake.JPG|...[[delicious cake]]
File:Old spice guy omegle.jpg|[[Omegle]].
File:Old spice guy birthday cake.jpg
File:Old spice guy and most interesting man in world.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Old spice guy you-are-reading-this-in-my-voice.jpg
File:Old spice guy minecraft.gif|[[Minecraft]].
File:Old-spice-high-endurance-deodorant.jpg|[[You]] bought [[Over 9000|over 9000]] of these after watching his commercials
File:Jwales.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Bruce Campbell]] - Ash did some Old Spice commercials, as well.
*[[Forced Memes (TV)]]
*[[Dos Equis]]
*[[Rules of the Internet]]
*[[Viral]]
*[[Diamonds]]

==External Links==
[[File:Imonarapidash.jpg|thumb|I'm on a Rapidash.]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice OSG on YouTube]
*[http://www.wk.com/campaign/questions The ad company responsible for giving a /b/tard a job]
*[http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cp2pf/the_old_spice_man_says_hi_to_reddit/ Old Spice Guy] sends [[reddit]] into a frenzy. Then he starts answering questions from [http://adf.ly/60412/http://memegenerator.net/Old-Spice-Guy/ImageMacro/1641894/Old-Spice-Guy-Every-thing-is-now-diamonds meme generator] for Everything is now diamonds.
*[[Wikipedia:Isaiah Mustafa|Isaiah Mustafa at TOW]]
*[http://oldspicemanvoicemail.com/ Create your custom OSG voicemail message]

===Facebook===
*[http://www.facebook.com/OldSpice#!/OldSpice?v=app_130435530325515 Talk with OSG on Failbook]
:*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Black-Guy-From-The-Old-S-p-i-c-e-Commercials/373694502497? Old Spice Guy Religious Organization page]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001050303027 IRL Isaiah's Facebook]
:*[http://www.facebook.com/themanyourmancouldsmelllike themanyourmancouldsmelllike Facebook fan page]

===Twitter===
*[https://twitter.com/isaiahmustafa Isaiah Mustafa's real twitter]
*[http://twitter.com/oldspice Him and/or PR team's Twitter page]

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