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	[[File:OSXP 12.jpg\|frameless\|left\|100px]]		[[File:OSXP 12.jpg\|frameless\|left\|100px]]
	Known to fans as "[https://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/thumbnails.php?album=245 XP Kun]" or "wait, this one isn't a chick?" , [[Windows XP]] Professional is often drawn as a man because the "Professional" version was seen as the more powerful and useful version of Windows XP back in the day. His continued existence tells us what we already knew: everyone who still uses Windows XP is either [[faggot\|gay]] or [[Wimmins\|incapable of using any other ~~operating~~ system]].		Known to fans as "[https://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/thumbnails.php?album=245 XP Kun]" or "wait, this one isn't a chick?" , [[Windows XP]] Professional is often drawn as a man because the "Professional" version was seen as the more powerful and useful version of Windows XP back in the day. His continued existence tells us what we already knew: everyone who still uses Windows XP is either [[faggot\|gay]] or [[Wimmins\|incapable of using any other opperating system]].
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Slim shady: /* Windows XP Professional */

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Windows XP Professional

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	Known to fans as "[https://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/thumbnails.php?album=245 XP Kun]" or "wait, this one isn't a chick?" , [[Windows XP]] Professional is often drawn as a man because the "Professional" version was seen as the more powerful and useful version of Windows XP back in the day. His continued existence tells us what we already knew: everyone who still uses Windows XP is either [[faggot\|gay]] or [[Wimmins\|incapable of using any other ~~opperating~~ system]].		Known to fans as "[https://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/thumbnails.php?album=245 XP Kun]" or "wait, this one isn't a chick?" , [[Windows XP]] Professional is often drawn as a man because the "Professional" version was seen as the more powerful and useful version of Windows XP back in the day. His continued existence tells us what we already knew: everyone who still uses Windows XP is either [[faggot\|gay]] or [[Wimmins\|incapable of using any other operating system]].
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imported>Argonz: /* Encyclopedia Dramatica */

2015-09-20T03:04:07Z

Encyclopedia Dramatica

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	===[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]===		===[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]===
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	Yes, we have our own mascot as well.		Yes, we have [[Ae-tan\|our own mascot]] as well.
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imported>3tails at 06:27, 29 January 2015

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When one becomes the lowest form of a [[dying alone|lonely]] basement-dwelling [[otaku]] nerd who can only be bothered to leave the computer to take a shit, one can't help but to imagine the operating system being a hot [[animu]] girl. These fantasizations are called '''OS-Tans''', a concept originating from [[Japan]] — especially considering the whole "combining a computer operating system with anime" — that consists of [[furries|anthropomorphized]] characters based off of [[PC]] operating systems, such as [[Apple]], [[Windows]], and [[Linux]]. It's [[common knowledge]] that most hardcore [[wapanese]] you'd come across may know a thing or two about these OS-tans, and some may even have bizzare fantasies about [[sick fuck|having sex with inanimate objects]] — yes, even with their computer — but nobody really [[nobody cares|gives a shit]]. And [http://www.wired.com/culture/design/multimedia/2007/04/gallery_mascots?slide=10 according to Wired News], [[Fact|the OS-tans are rated the lamest technology mascots ever]].<br/>Most of the OS-tans are made to look like [[16 year old girls]], or probably even [[loli|less than six]]. Regardless of which, that's as far as people would [[batshit insane|go]] with this fandom.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Fapping To Your Desktop|ostanimg|center|<gallery>
Image:Ostan win 2k 2000.jpg|Many use Windows 2000 as she is well known for her versatility.
Image:Ostan xp pro.jpg|On the other hand, XP Pro is most preferred for her large memory capacity.
Image:Ostan xp home.jpg|XP Home is great for conventional users that don't require much power.
Image:Ostan linux ubuntu.jpg|Linux is perfect for the open source users.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Ostanboobs.jpg|A wide variety of OSes are available for selection
Image:Metan.jpg|ME is prone to system failures, but she's cute anyway!
Image:Mactan.jpg|They'd be useful if they had more than one button...
Image:Ostans.jpg|Windows [[Harem]]
Image:98and98se.jpg|Loli-Tans
Image:2ktanaskingforit.jpg|She is totally [[asking for it]].
Image:Ntraep.png|Windows NT [[loli]] loves the [[harbl]].
Image:Fatxpcosplayer.jpg|OH NOZ TEH [[Fat|FAT]]!!1
Image:2kbrowsersclosed.png|[[Pool's closed|Browser's closed]].
Image:Xppronz.jpg|I'd insert my [[dick|flashdrive]] into her [[vagina|port]] if you know what I mean.
Image:Windowsme.jpg|Nerds cry over this image. Seriously.
Image:Macosfurry.png|It's obvious that if Apple codenames its Mac versions after wildcats, you get furry art.
Image:Macdelicioustrap.jpg|Would you hit it? y/n
Image:Furrymacsonoz.png|The [[Furluminati]] use Macs to hunt for their next [[yiff]] victims.
</gallery>|}}

==Variations==

===[[Windows XP]] [[prostitute|Professional]]===
[[File:OSXP 12.jpg|frameless|left|100px]]
Known to fans as "[https://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/thumbnails.php?album=245 XP Kun]" or "wait, this one isn't a chick?" , [[Windows XP]] Professional is often drawn as a man because the "Professional" version was seen as the more powerful and useful version of Windows XP back in the day. His continued existence tells us what we already knew: everyone who still uses Windows XP is either [[faggot|gay]] or [[Wimmins|incapable of using any other opperating system]].
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===[[Wikipedia]]===
[[Image:Neko Wikipe-tan.png|frameless|left|100px]]
Due to the fact that Wikipedia is bursting at the seams with its wapanese population, the wikipedos there have applied this same principle to their wiki by creating a mascot of their own to [[masturbation|jack off]] to. Known as ''Wikipe-tan'', she has many variations of her own; some even have [[furry|cat-ears]].
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===[[Firefox]]===
[[Image:Firefoxtan3.jpg|frameless|left|100px]]
It was bad enough being the preferred browser by [[at least 100]] million Internet users. This of course needed to be glorified with a mascot of their own, ''Firefox-ko''.
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===[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]===
[[File:Ae-tan-3.jpg|frameless|left|100px]]
Yes, we have our own mascot as well.
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===[[4Chan]]===
[[Image:Yotsuba Just as Planned.jpg|frameless|left|100px]]
Unlike the other mascots, 4Chan's "mascot" ''Yotsuba'' wasn't created by 4Chan itself or through their fans. Instead, she [[art theft|originates from a manga series]] known as "Yotsubato!".
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===[[Uncyclopedia]]===
[[File:Uncyclo-tan.png|frameless|left|100px]]
Even these retarded fucks have their own animu mascot.
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==See Also==
[[File:Windows XP kun.jpg|thumb|right|[[Windows]] Vs [[Linux]]. FIGHT!]]
*[[404 girl]]
*[[Apple]]
*[[Ae-tan]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Firefox]]
*[[Firefox-ko]]
*[[Linux]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Vocaloid]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[Wikipe-tan]]

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