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	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==
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	== Tests ==		== Tests ==
	As mentioned above, OKCupid has a variety of user-made tests in addition to special, higher-quality ones made by its staff. Presumably this is done for fun, although this might also help the more discriminating nerd find a suitable lover: "You'd be a black mage, too?"		As mentioned above, OKCupid has a variety of user-made tests in addition to [[Special Ed\|special]], higher-quality ones made by its staff. Presumably this is done for fun, although this might also help the more discriminating nerd find a suitable lover: "You'd be a [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|black mage]], too?"

	More sample test topics include:		More sample test topics include:

	*Which type of STD are you?		*Which type of [[STD]] are you?
	*~~The~~ "Would I let you finger my asshole" ~~test~~		*"Would I let you finger my asshole?"
	*What color is your poop?		*What color is your poop?
	*~~The~~ "How would you die at Auschwitz" ~~test~~		*"How would you die at Auschwitz?"
	*What kind of laxative would you be in a [[Steampunk]] world?		*What kind of laxative would you be in a [[Steampunk]] world?
	*How big of a whore are you?		*How big of a whore are you?
	*Are you Emo and gay?(answers always yes)		*Are you Emo and gay?(answers are [[No Exceptions\|always yes]])
	*How many fat chicks hitting on you does it take to make you leave this site? ~~Test.~~		*How many fat chicks hitting on you does it take to make you leave this site?

	Usually, tests are made by people who could barely pass tests designed for middle-schoolers; consequently, neither the questions nor the results make much sense.		Usually, tests are made by people who could barely pass tests designed for middle-schoolers; consequently, neither the questions nor the results make much sense.

	== Forums ==		== Forums ==
	[[Last Thursday]], OKCupid came out with its own forums; immediately thereafter, the first OKCupid forums [[troll]] was born. The OKCupid forums are a great place to see people bitch over women not contacting them back and also a place for [[furry\|furries]], [[wicca\|Wiccans]], and [[liberals]] to ~~preach~~ the virtues of their perversions. [[Odumcarlock\|OdumCarlock]] is one of the forum's most prolific and [[Retard\|easily angered]] posters.		[[Last Thursday]], OKCupid came out with its own forums; immediately thereafter, the first OKCupid forums [[troll]] was born. The OKCupid forums are a great place to see [[Manchild\|people]] bitch over women not contacting them back and also a place for [[furry\|furries]], [[wicca\|Wiccans]], and [[liberals]] to extoll the virtues of their perversions. [[Odumcarlock\|OdumCarlock]] is one of the forum's most prolific and [[Retard\|easily angered]] posters.

	<b>Update</b> - On February 15, 2009, the OkCupid mods went insane and [[Delete fucking everything\|deleted almost everyone]] interesting who posted on the forums. Those responsible may include:		<b>Update</b> - On February 15, 2009, the OkCupid mods went insane and [[Delete fucking everything\|deleted almost everyone]] interesting who posted on the forums. Those responsible may include:

	Fireknight159 - Born more than 100 years ago, Fireknight159 is a ~~psuedo~~-intellectual faggot who babbles on and uses so many big words that his posts are incoherent. Loves to follow users around like a puppy dog and flag them.		Fireknight159 - Born more than 100 years ago, Fireknight159 is a pseudo-[[intellectual]] faggot who babbles on and uses so many big words that his posts that are incoherent. Loves to follow users around like a puppy dog and [[Flaggot\|flag them]].

	Somelocalartist - Somelocalidiot hasn't had a girlfriend in more than [[9000]] years, and decided to get attention and kudos by following users around and flagging everything they say.		Somelocalartist - Somelocalidiot hasn't had a girlfriend in more than [[9000]] years and decided to get attention and kudos by following users around and flagging everything they say.

			<b>Update</b> - On August 25, 2016, the OkCupid administrators have decided to closedown the forum permanently. This is due to [[Lazy\|lack of enough manpower for maintaining the board]].

			==Banning==
			Unlike [[Plenty of Fish]], OkCupid will never ban you for no reason.

			On Pof, if you say bad words or are rude in any way, you can be IP banned in few hours.

			OkCupid does not give a fuck what you do on their site. You won't ever be banned for saying naughty words.

	== Gallery of Fail==		== Gallery of Fail==
	<gallery>		{{cg\|Gallery of Fail\|OKCupid01\|center\|<gallery perrow="4">
	~~image~~:Fatcunt.jpg\|What EVERY female on OKCupid looks like.		File:Fatcunt.jpg\|What EVERY female on OKCupid looks like.
	~~Image~~:Okcmale.jpg\| Typical male OKC user.		File:Okcmale.jpg\| Typical male OKC user.
	~~image~~:Maleorfemale.jpg\|Ugly chick, Ugly trap? you be the judge.		File:Maleorfemale.jpg\|Ugly chick, Ugly trap? you be the judge.
	File:Brony fedora panty wearing ginger.jpg\|The typical brony on [[Okcupid]]		File:Brony fedora panty wearing ginger.jpg\|The typical brony on [[Okcupid]]
	~~Image~~:OK_Cupid_Rape_Filter.jpg\|Some questions are more important than others.		</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="4">
	~~Image~~:Fattyadvice.jpg\| Advice from your average OKCupid hambeast.		File:OK_Cupid_Rape_Filter.jpg\|Some questions are more important than others.
	~~Image~~:Moarfattyadvice.png\| Another OKC fatass talks about health and fitness.		File:Fattyadvice.jpg\| Advice from your average OKCupid hambeast.
	~~Image~~:Ccfit.jpg\| Okcupid prides itself on providing the absolute [[Chris-chan\|cream of the crop]].		File:Moarfattyadvice.png\| Another OKC fatass talks about health and fitness.
			File:Ccfit.jpg\| Okcupid prides itself on providing the absolute [[Chris-chan\|cream of the crop]].
	File:Ok cupid douche.jpg\|Typical okcupid though guy		File:Ok cupid douche.jpg\|Typical okcupid though guy
	File:Okcupid good guy.png\|Typical OKC fedora fag		File:Okcupid good guy.png\|Typical OKC fedora fag
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	File:Where is ur fedora boy.jpg\| Unusual... no fedora		File:Where is ur fedora boy.jpg\| Unusual... no fedora
	File:VTjEhO1.jpg		File:VTjEhO1.jpg
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	== Also Known As ==		== Also Known As ==
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	*<s>[http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/ "Nice guys" of OKCupid]</s>		*<s>[http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/ "Nice guys" of OKCupid]</s>
	:*[http://okcgoldmine.com/ A replacement site for Nice Guys of OKC]		:*[http://okcgoldmine.com/ A replacement site for Nice Guys of OKC]

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[[Image:Girlsign.jpg|thumb|OKCupid.com]]

[[Image:okcupidGTFO.JPG|thumb|How you know you are permanently banned from OKCupid.com]]

[[Image:OKCUPIDpretendfuck.JPG|thumb|Pretend fuck only on OKCupid.com]]

[[Image:GayPirate1.jpg|thumb|left|Average person on OK Cupid. [[furry|Gay male]], dresses as pirate, [[rape|takes boy scouts on camping trips]].]]
[[Image:Mac1984-prospekt.jpg|thumb|OKCupid! Compatability Calculation Server]]
An absolutely fantastic [[social networking]] website with a focus on person-to-person matchmaking and showcasing extreme examples of [[internet disease]].
== Features ==
*'''Matchmaking''' - Based on [[at least 100]] pieces of information provided when you sign up, [http://www.okcupid.com OKCupid!'s] algorithms locate other [[pedophiles]] with whom you are sure to enjoy a fruitful relationship. All potentials are assigned a percentage for compatibility. The complex nature of these calculations ensures that you will be no more than a 75[[Statistics|%]] match with yourself. The matching system also has a very [[Shit|useful]] feature built in. When searching for potential matches, it finds "matches" based solely on location, not by personality, ideals, or anything else that might actually be useful when using a dating site. Of course, everyone knows that [[Hivemind|ALL PEOPLE WITH THE SAME THOUGHTS LIVE IN THE SAME, EXACT PLACES]].
**''"Improve Your Matches"'' is a never-ending survey featuring [[retard|user]]-submitted questions. It is important to look at how your potential "matches" utilize this survey, because if they answered more than five questions, they probably have a serious [[disorder]] and should not be dated.
*'''Tests''' - Once you have an account, you must immediately create a "test". Typically, a test includes at least three but no more than 5 questions. Popular subjects include, "The which brand of hemorrhoid cream are you Test" and "The To What Extent Are You [[Hardcore]] Test". [http://www.okcupid.com OKCupid!] encourages creativity by prepending and appending "The" and "Test" to every test's name, respectively. All tests return yet another meaningful [[Statistics|percentage]] indicative of your performance. With any luck, [http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5349989821747660792 your test] will be insightful and rise to [http://www.okcupid.com/tests/list?rank=alltime the top of the "most popular" list], becoming a [[meme]].
*'''Gay''' - Upon registration, you will [http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9445775883982528876 catch teh gay]. An initial [[gay]] infection usually results in a [[gay]] index of at least 60[[Statistics|%]], but no more than 90[[Statistics|%]].

== Appeal ==
[http://www.okcupid.com OKCupid!] was designed from the ground up to appeal to everyday [[pedophiles]]. One may also find [[camwhores]], [[drama queens]], [[gays]], and [[emo|emo kids]] with broken [[High contrast|contrast knobs]] on their webcams.

The creators of the site (professed Harvard graduates) originally insisted that they did not wish to profit from their site. Those more familiar with the situation realize that [http://www.okcupid.com OKCupid!] did not charge for its services because at least 100[[Statistics|%]] of [[pedophiles]]' Paypal accounts have been frozen for attempting to sell [[child porn]] on [[eBay]].

In the summer of 2009, however, they reversed their stance, introducing a special "A-List" status for users who wished to buy a paid subscription to the site. A-List users are spared the sight of banner advertisements and other inconveniences. In other words, the site’s owners reckoned that anyone too stupid to install an ad-blocking plugin for their web browser might also be stupid enough to help foot the monthly tab for [[hookers and blow]].

All women on the website, whether or not they care enough to pay for it, will weigh a minimum of 400 pounds, have 9 kids, and want their prospective mates to financially support them. They demand any guy who contacts them be a bodybuilder and be wealthy.

Statistics show that the average OKCupid user is also into [[Wicca]], [[vegetarian|vegetarianism]], [[polyamory]], [[socialism]], and quite possibly, the consumption of human feces. If you think this is a joke, feel free to browse OKCupid for yourself.

== Tests ==
As mentioned above, OKCupid has a variety of user-made tests in addition to special, higher-quality ones made by its staff. Presumably this is done for fun, although this might also help the more discriminating nerd find a suitable lover: "You'd be a black mage, too?"

More sample test topics include:

*Which type of STD are you?
*The "Would I let you finger my asshole" test
*What color is your poop?
*The "How would you die at Auschwitz" test
*What kind of laxative would you be in a [[Steampunk]] world?
*How big of a whore are you?
*Are you Emo and gay?(answers always yes)
*How many fat chicks hitting on you does it take to make you leave this site? Test.

Usually, tests are made by people who could barely pass tests designed for middle-schoolers; consequently, neither the questions nor the results make much sense.

== Forums ==
[[Last Thursday]], OKCupid came out with its own forums; immediately thereafter, the first OKCupid forums [[troll]] was born. The OKCupid forums are a great place to see people bitch over women not contacting them back and also a place for [[furry|furries]], [[wicca|Wiccans]], and [[liberals]] to preach the virtues of their perversions. [[Odumcarlock|OdumCarlock]] is one of the forum's most prolific and [[Retard|easily angered]] posters.

<b>Update</b> - On February 15, 2009, the OkCupid mods went insane and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted almost everyone]] interesting who posted on the forums. Those responsible may include:

Fireknight159 - Born more than 100 years ago, Fireknight159 is a psuedo-intellectual faggot who babbles on and uses so many big words that his posts are incoherent. Loves to follow users around like a puppy dog and flag them.

Somelocalartist - Somelocalidiot hasn't had a girlfriend in more than [[9000]] years, and decided to get attention and kudos by following users around and flagging everything they say.

== Gallery of Fail==
<gallery>
image:Fatcunt.jpg|What EVERY female on OKCupid looks like.
Image:Okcmale.jpg| Typical male OKC user.
image:Maleorfemale.jpg|Ugly chick, Ugly trap? you be the judge.
File:Brony fedora panty wearing ginger.jpg|The typical brony on [[Okcupid]]
Image:OK_Cupid_Rape_Filter.jpg|Some questions are more important than others.
Image:Fattyadvice.jpg| Advice from your average OKCupid hambeast.
Image:Moarfattyadvice.png| Another OKC fatass talks about health and fitness.
Image:Ccfit.jpg| Okcupid prides itself on providing the absolute [[Chris-chan|cream of the crop]].
File:Ok cupid douche.jpg|Typical okcupid though guy
File:Okcupid good guy.png|Typical OKC fedora fag
File:OKCupidGoldmine.jpg|Another typical OKC fedora fag & is also a weeaboo nigger
File:Tumblr n3zwggMp7U1slfufjo7 500.png|Aaand another OKC fedorafag - he's just ballin with his fedora, ladies...
File:25-people-who-totally-fail-at-online-dating mirror-mirror.jpg|OKC has lots sub-species of faggots
File:Typical okc nice guy.jpg|EVERY nice guy on OKC
File:Another nice guy on OKC.png|Don't say I didn't warn ya about the OKC nice guays
File:Aaand another OKC nice guy.png|OKC nice guy & a "teacher"
File:Okc nige guy douche.jpg|OKC nice guy again...
File:YBpgR.jpg|Does the airplane believes that female airplanes have the obligation to keep their wings shaved?
File:More-awful-pics-14.jpg|LMFAO
File:Fedorafag never kissed.jpg|OMFG a one epic fedorafaggot
File:Fedora - MLP Toys.jpg|Bronyfag with Fedora.. even hamcow will friendzone him
File:Lmao another okc nice gay.jpg|OKC nice guy gentelman.. this is can go endlessly XD
File:Typical nigger on OKC.jpg|Typical OKC nigger
File:Okc juggalo.jpg|ShitCupid also has nice amount of Juggalos
File:Cats on okc.jpg|And also lots of cats
File:My animal magnetism.jpg
File:Okcupid.jpg|another fagly okc juggalo
File:Make-you-squart.jpg
File:Online-dating-wtf.jpg|okc furfag
File:Ride-the-waves.jpg
File:Asiantom-is-a-sadist.jpg|Basically asians on OKC
File:Ladies hold ur orgamsms okc.jpg|Ladies, hold your orgasms, you gonna get the 8
File:That-cape.jpg
File:Worst-online-dating-picture.jpg| no h8 pls
File:I-am-not-gay.jpg|The matter is that he said he's not gay
File:Zenith-online-dating-profile-pictures.jpg|Kings of photoshop save the day!
File:More-awful-pics-15.jpg
File:The-people-you-will-meet-dating-online.jpg|SORRY LADIEZ
File:That-escalated-quickly.jpg|OKC is full of mentally retarded people, it was established so mentally retarded people could "breed"
File:Mom-online-dates.png|that awkward moment when your MOM finds you on OKC and she's 95% match with you LOL
File:But-for-real.jpg| He will eat your mommas possy like a watermelon
File:2zi8w49.png|OKC known to have relevant advertising
File:Okcupid is like this.jpg|how conversations on OKC typically start
File:Absurdly-adorable.png|Another example of OKC mental retardation
File:Typical okc fatty.jpg|typical OKC whale
File:Okcupid feminist lol.png| Typical feminist profile on OKC
File:1387199394309.jpg| Don't hate her cause she's better than [[you|you]]
File:Where is ur fedora boy.jpg| Unusual... no fedora
File:VTjEhO1.jpg

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== Also Known As ==
*'''Ho-kCupid''' - This is a hip and edgy way to indicate that the women found on [http://www.okcupid.com OKCupid!] have [[Ann Coulter|loose morals]]. The fact is, there are no women on [http://www.okcupid.com OKCupid!].
*'''OKStupid''' - denigrating pejorative generally applied by [[16 year old girls]] on [[Xanga]]

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* [[Nude Greg]]
* [[Justine Sacco]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.okcupid.com OKCupid!]
*[http://216.220.97.17/ NAMBLA's official website]
*[http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/06/25/rape-fantasies-and-hygiene-by-state/ "Rape Fantasies and Hygiene"????]
*<s>[http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/ "Nice guys" of OKCupid]</s>
:*[http://okcgoldmine.com/ A replacement site for Nice Guys of OKC]

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