OJ Simpson - Revision history

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	'''~~O.J.~~ Simpson''' (July 9, 1947 - April 10, 2024) (also known as '''[[semen\|The Juice]]''', moar like the JEWice, amirite?) <strike>is</strike> WAS a famous football player who [[dindu nuffin]] and [[trolled]] the [[jews\|media]] into thinking he killed his [[whore]] non-trad wife [[for the lulz]].		'''Orenthal James Simpson''' (July 9, 1947 – April 10, 2024) (also known as '''[[semen\|The Juice]]''', moar like the JEWice, amirite?) <strike>is</strike> WAS a famous football player who [[dindu nuffin]] and [[trolled]] the [[jews\|media]] into thinking he killed his [[whore]] non-trad wife [[for the lulz]].

	== [[Jay-Z\|The Story of O.J.]] ==		== [[Jay-Z\|The Story of O.J.]] ==

Couscous at 17:05, 24 March 2026

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	:''This article is about some nigger. You may have been looking for [[orange juice]].		:''This article is about some nigger. You may have been looking for [[orange juice]].

	{{Rainbowpyramid\|The Juice is Loose!}}		{{Rainbowpyramid\|The Juice is Loose!}}


	{{spoiler\|THE GLOVE DOESN'T FIT. OMG WTF}}		{{spoiler\|THE GLOVE DOESN'T FIT. OMG WTF}}
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	{{spoiler\|OJ Died April 10, 2024. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson}}		{{spoiler\|OJ Died April 10, 2024. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson}}

			{{Aroundblacks}}

	[[Image:Nicolesimpsonsmiling.jpg\|frame\|center\|300px\|<big><big>and making [[sammich]]es for OJ.</big></big>]]		[[Image:Nicolesimpsonsmiling.jpg\|frame\|center\|300px\|<big><big>and making [[sammich]]es for OJ.</big></big>]]
	[[Image:OJ_smiling_his_fat_fucking_ass_off.png\|~~left~~\|thumb\| [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]		[[Image:Oj-simpson.jpg\|thumb\|Still looking for the "real killers".]]
			[[Image:OJ_smiling_his_fat_fucking_ass_off.png\|right\|thumb\| [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]

	~~[[Image:Oj-simpson.jpg\|thumb\|Still looking for the "real killers".]]~~
	[[Image:Eugenics-negroid.jpg\|thumb\|It's plain to see. OJ is a [[Racial profiling\|criminal]]]]		[[Image:Eugenics-negroid.jpg\|thumb\|It's plain to see. OJ is a [[Racial profiling\|criminal]]]]
	[[Image:Rongoldmanpwned.jpg\|thumb\|First words in the afterlife, "Here's your fucking glasses."]]		[[Image:Rongoldmanpwned.jpg\|thumb\|First words in the afterlife, "Here's your fucking glasses."]]
	[[Image:911awesome.jpg\|thumb\|<BIG><BIG>'''JUICE DID WTC'''</BIG></BIG>]]		[[Image:911awesome.jpg\|thumb\|<BIG><BIG>'''JUICE DID WTC'''</BIG></BIG>]]

	<div style="text-decoration:blink">		<center><div style="text-decoration:blink">
	<b>BREAKING NEWS - [[Nigga_stole_my_bike\|NIGGER GUILTY OF STEALING BIKE]]</b> <BR>		<b>BREAKING NEWS - [[Nigga_stole_my_bike\|NIGGER GUILTY OF STEALING BIKE]]</b> <BR>
	And [[Over 9000\|12]] total charges		And [[Over 9000\|12]] total charges
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			'''O.J. Simpson''' (July 9, 1947 - April 10, 2024) (also known as '''[[semen\|The Juice]]''', moar like the JEWice, amirite?) <strike>is</strike> WAS a famous football player who [[dindu nuffin]] and [[trolled]] the [[jews\|media]] into thinking he killed his [[whore]] non-trad wife [[for the lulz]].

	~~'''O.J. Simpson''' (July 9, 1947 - April 10, 2024) (also known as '''~~[[~~semen~~\|The ~~Juice]]''', moar like the JEWice, amirite?) <strike>is</strike> WAS a famous football player who [[dindu nuffin]]~~. ~~He's best known for bringing the [[cutting\|knife]] of [[murder\|swift justice]] to his adulterous whore of a [[white]] wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her gay [[BFF]] tennis Jew~~. ~~When confronted, OJ authored a [[suicide]] note which was apparently done for the [[lulz]] but was perceived [[unfunny\|otherwise]] by [[teh~~]] ~~[[police\|fuzz]].~~		== [[Jay-Z\|The Story of O.J.]] ==

	In court Johnny Cochran ([[Jesus\|J.C.]]) saved his [[black]] [[ass]] from [[goatse]]action by [[Bubba]] unless of course he was going to become the new [[Bubba]]. He found that the glove did not fit, so they had to acquit him from the murder charges.		After bringing the [[cutting\|knife]] of [[murder\|swift justice]] to his adulterous whore of a [[white]] wife '''Nicole Brown Simpson''' and her gay [[BFF]] tennis Jew. When confronted about the murders, OJ authored a [[suicide]] note which was apparently done for the [[lulz]] but was perceived [[unfunny\|otherwise]] by [[teh]] [[police\|fuzz]]. In court Johnny Cochran ([[Jesus\|J.C.]]) saved his [[black]] [[ass]] from [[goatse]]action by [[Bubba]] unless of course he was going to become the new [[Bubba]]. He found that the glove did not fit, so they had to acquit him from the murder charges.

	[[BTW]], he's really innocent and is "looking for the real killers." [[Ya rly]]. Apparently, his house doesn't have any mirrors in it because the black person sold them all for crack. Actually, in a civil trial he was found guilty of the wrongful death of Goldman and battery against Goldman and Brown. This means that despite being found not guilty in the criminal case, we can still refer to him as a DIRTY GODDAMN MURDERER.		[[BTW]], he's really innocent and is "looking for the real killers." [[Ya rly]]. Apparently, his house doesn't have any mirrors in it because the black person sold them all for crack. Actually, in a civil trial he was found guilty of the wrongful death of Goldman and battery against Goldman and Brown. This means that despite being found not guilty in the criminal case, we can still refer to him as a DIRTY GODDAMN MURDERER.
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	* "I'm about to go O.J." (translation: look the fuck out)		* "I'm about to go O.J." (translation: look the fuck out)

	OJ Simpson is colored.		[[true and honest\|OJ Simpson is colored]].

	[[Image:Pimpson.jpg\|thumb\|When the search for the real killers consumed OJ's financial resources, he was forced to [[Nigger stole my bike\|steal your bike]] for transportation.]]		[[Image:Pimpson.jpg\|thumb\|When the search for the real killers consumed OJ's financial resources, he was forced to [[Nigger stole my bike\|steal your bike]] for transportation.]]
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	[[Black]]s believe he is innocent, because every brotha on the stand is a victim of a hate crime and quite stupid to begin with, [[duh]]. [[purelily\|White]]s, on the other hand, believe he is [[Internet_guilty\|guilty]], because all minorities have a propensity for committing crime, being [[socialism\|Moon-worshiping Satanists]], and all.		[[Black]]s believe he is innocent, because every brotha on the stand is a victim of a hate crime and quite stupid to begin with, [[duh]]. [[purelily\|White]]s, on the other hand, believe he is [[Internet_guilty\|guilty]], because all minorities have a propensity for committing crime, being [[socialism\|Moon-worshiping Satanists]], and all. Although supported by [[blacks]], O.J. doesn't care if [[you]] support him or not. He doesn't even [[troll\|see himself as black, instead as just an American]].

	=== Murder For Dummies ===		=== Murder For Dummies ===
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			File:ojsimps.png\|OJ [[The Simpsons\|Simpson]].
			File:ojsimpsonknife.gif\|Trying out his favorite pick-up line.
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	{{Sports}}		{{Sports}}
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Paul in the Mall at 19:23, 14 February 2026

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	==External ~~Link~~ ==		==External Links==
	*{{twitter\|TheRealOJ32}}		*{{twitter\|TheRealOJ32}}
	*{{lj\|user=ojsimpson}} O.J. Simpson's Journal		*{{lj\|user=ojsimpson}} O.J. Simpson's Journal

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	==External Link ==		==External Link ==
			*{{twitter\|TheRealOJ32}}
	*{{lj\|user=ojsimpson}} O.J. Simpson's Journal		*{{lj\|user=ojsimpson}} O.J. Simpson's Journal
	*[https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4430119/The_OJ_Simpson_Book-_If_I_Did_It_.pdf Get your own copy of <strike>O.J.'s</strike> Fred Goldman's new book '''''Confessions of a Double Murderer'''''.]		*[https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4430119/The_OJ_Simpson_Book-_If_I_Did_It_.pdf Get your own copy of <strike>O.J.'s</strike> Fred Goldman's new book '''''Confessions of a Double Murderer'''''.]

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