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Crow caw: /* Things he's stolen from other activists */

2026-06-02T04:55:26Z

Things he's stolen from other activists

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	*Looking retarded from every [[Nazi\|Florida sheriff]]		*Looking retarded from every [[Nazi\|Florida sheriff]]
	*E-begging		*E-begging
			*Contempt for freedom of speech from [[Mike Chitwood]] and the [[SPLC]]
	*Idolising [[Europe]] from [[ATTN:]]		*Idolising [[Europe]] from [[ATTN:]]
	*Vicious hatred for anything Murican from [[Reddit]]		*Vicious hatred for anything Murican from [[Reddit]]
	*Obsession with transgenderism		*Obsession with transgenderism
	*Obsession with [[negroes]] (though he hates them) from [[MSNBC]]		*Obsession with [[negroes]] (though he hates them) from [[MSNBC]]
			*Severe anger issues from [[The Young Turks]]
	*The term "painted bike gutter" from Oh the Urbanity!		*The term "painted bike gutter" from Oh the Urbanity!
	*Recognising that the fire department are just cops in different coloured trucks from [[GTA 5]]		*Recognising that the fire department are just cops in different coloured trucks from [[GTA 5]]

Crow caw: /* How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase */

2026-06-02T04:53:25Z

How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase

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	*Speak the truth that you are a coward if you decide to run away across an ocean instead of staying and fighting. Even better, state that people who want change have the obligation to stay and fight, and that running away makes the fight harder for everyone who doesn't have the option to leave.		*Speak the truth that you are a coward if you decide to run away across an ocean instead of staying and fighting. Even better, state that people who want change have the obligation to stay and fight, and that running away makes the fight harder for everyone who doesn't have the option to leave.
	*Ask where he got his plastic surgery.		*Ask where he got his plastic surgery.
	*Tell him RMTransit makes better videos.
	*Ask him where he convinced RMTransit to get weight loss surgery.		*Ask him where he convinced RMTransit to get weight loss surgery.
	*Ask him why he brainwashed RMTransit into hating American light rail.		*Ask him why he brainwashed RMTransit into hating American light rail and showing off about how perfect his life is.
	*Tell him to stop trying to corrupt RMTransit.
	*Tell him he has privilege.		*Tell him he has privilege.
	*Point out that for a non-American who hates MuRiCa with a burning passion, NJB sure exemplifies the American cultural values of anger, aggression, the "fuck you, got mine" mentality, and love of [[tranny\|gender confusion]].		*Point out that for a non-American who hates MuRiCa with a burning passion, NJB sure exemplifies the American cultural values of anger, aggression, the "fuck you, got mine" mentality, and love of [[tranny\|gender confusion]].

Crow caw: fuck njb

2026-04-30T17:37:58Z

fuck njb

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	*Show him photos of urban freeways in Amsterdam (they exist).		*Show him photos of urban freeways in Amsterdam (they exist).
	*Tell him [[Vancouver]] has the best local police department of any city in the world.		*Tell him [[Vancouver]] has the best local police department of any city in the world.
			*Point out the truth that even if every North American city were to become like Amsterdam overnight, NJB and his equally obnoxious fanbase would still hate North America and continue to find things to rage about.
	*Call him selfish, impatient or entitled.		*Call him selfish, impatient or entitled.
	*Say capitalism is better than socialism.		*Say capitalism is better than socialism.

Couscous at 23:25, 22 April 2026

2026-04-22T23:25:18Z

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Crow caw: /* How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase */

2026-04-22T22:02:00Z

How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase

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	*Remind them that countries outside North America have a housing crisis too.		*Remind them that countries outside North America have a housing crisis too.
	*Ask him if a terminally angry CCP supporter from SoCal named ScramJett watches his videos.		*Ask him if a terminally angry CCP supporter from SoCal named ScramJett watches his videos.
			*Ask him if a terminally angry Reddit addict from Germany named Systematicvisionary watches his videos.
	*Show him photos of small US college towns that have cycling infrastructure and modeshare levels on par with Amsterdam, such as Greenville, SC (though Bob Jones University also sucks) and Davis, CA.		*Show him photos of small US college towns that have cycling infrastructure and modeshare levels on par with Amsterdam, such as Greenville, SC (though Bob Jones University also sucks) and Davis, CA.
	*Tell him to do better research for his propaganda videos.		*Tell him to do better research for his propaganda videos.

Crow caw at 15:51, 25 December 2025

2025-12-25T15:51:21Z

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	\|If you are one of those whiners, upset by my angry tone, good news! Thousands of hours, of content, are uploaded, to YouTube, every single minute. So, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, AND FUCK OFF!\|NJB's '' "The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities"''		\|If you are one of those whiners, upset by my angry tone, good news! Thousands of hours, of content, are uploaded, to YouTube, every single minute. So, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, AND FUCK OFF!\|NJB's '' "The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities"''
	\|Keep your stupid fucking Americunt trucks OUT of my perfect utopia known as Europe! ''latest propaganda screed''		\|Keep your stupid fucking Americunt trucks OUT of my perfect utopia known as Europe!\|NJB's latest propaganda screed
	\|People should give up, on North America, though. This is not doomerism, it's reality. If you have hope, for North America, you've come to the wrong channel. My content is, only, intended for people with the money, and means, to, permanently, relocate, from the US or Canada to somewhere in Europe. This is why I block my critics, rather than engage. My loyal fans will, gladly, defend me, against criticism, too.\|NJB's [[Bluesky]] post directed at his critics in September 2023		\|People should give up, on North America, though. This is not doomerism, it's reality. If you have hope, for North America, you've come to the wrong channel. My content is, only, intended for people with the money, and means, to, permanently, relocate, from the US or Canada to somewhere in Europe. This is why I block my critics, rather than engage. My loyal fans will, gladly, defend me, against criticism, too.\|NJB's [[Bluesky]] post directed at his critics in September 2023
	\|So? Nobody gives a fuck, if the US has some bike tunnels. The US is complete shit. All bike infrastructure, in the US, is a fucking joke. Minneapolis bike tunnels, can go fuck themselves, and you. You fucking ~~Merikahn~~ piece of shit. As an American, who lives in Europe, all of Europe is, literally, perfect. We have real bike tunnels, and, no mass shootings. If you still live in the US, fucking kill yourself, too.\|Typical comment from an NJB fanboy directed at someone who disagrees with their master}}		\|So? Nobody gives a fuck, if the US has some bike tunnels. The US is complete shit. All bike infrastructure, in the US, is a fucking joke. Minneapolis bike tunnels, can go fuck themselves, and you. You fucking Merikkkahn piece of shit. As an American, who lives in Europe, all of Europe is, literally, perfect. We have real bike tunnels, and, no mass shootings. If you still live in the US, fucking kill yourself, too.\|Typical comment from an NJB fanboy directed at someone who disagrees with their master}}
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Crow caw: fuck njb

2025-12-25T00:56:30Z

fuck njb

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	\|If you are one of those whiners, upset by my angry tone, good news! Thousands of hours, of content, are uploaded, to YouTube, every single minute. So, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, AND FUCK OFF!\|NJB's '' "The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities"''		\|If you are one of those whiners, upset by my angry tone, good news! Thousands of hours, of content, are uploaded, to YouTube, every single minute. So, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, AND FUCK OFF!\|NJB's '' "The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities"''
			\|Keep your stupid fucking Americunt trucks OUT of my perfect utopia known as Europe! ''latest propaganda screed''
	\|People should give up, on North America, though. This is not doomerism, it's reality. If you have hope, for North America, you've come to the wrong channel. My content is, only, intended for people with the money, and means, to, permanently, relocate, from the US or Canada to somewhere in Europe. This is why I block my critics, rather than engage. My loyal fans will, gladly, defend me, against criticism, too.\|NJB's [[Bluesky]] post directed at his critics in September 2023		\|People should give up, on North America, though. This is not doomerism, it's reality. If you have hope, for North America, you've come to the wrong channel. My content is, only, intended for people with the money, and means, to, permanently, relocate, from the US or Canada to somewhere in Europe. This is why I block my critics, rather than engage. My loyal fans will, gladly, defend me, against criticism, too.\|NJB's [[Bluesky]] post directed at his critics in September 2023
	\|So? Nobody gives a fuck, if the US has some bike tunnels. The US is complete shit. All bike infrastructure, in the US, is a fucking joke. Minneapolis bike tunnels, can go fuck themselves, and you. You fucking Merikahn piece of shit. As an American, who lives in Europe, all of Europe is, literally, perfect. We have real bike tunnels, and, no mass shootings. If you still live in the US, fucking kill yourself, too.\|Typical comment from an NJB fanboy directed at someone who disagrees with their master}}		\|So? Nobody gives a fuck, if the US has some bike tunnels. The US is complete shit. All bike infrastructure, in the US, is a fucking joke. Minneapolis bike tunnels, can go fuck themselves, and you. You fucking Merikahn piece of shit. As an American, who lives in Europe, all of Europe is, literally, perfect. We have real bike tunnels, and, no mass shootings. If you still live in the US, fucking kill yourself, too.\|Typical comment from an NJB fanboy directed at someone who disagrees with their master}}

Crow caw: /* How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase */

2025-09-15T13:12:59Z

How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase

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	*Introduce them to people who live in small US college towns full time (there are millions).		*Introduce them to people who live in small US college towns full time (there are millions).
	*Remind them that countries outside North America have a housing crisis too.		*Remind them that countries outside North America have a housing crisis too.
	*Ask him if a terminally angry CCP supporter from ~~Ottawa~~ named ~~Louis Zhang~~ watches his videos.		*Ask him if a terminally angry CCP supporter from SoCal named ScramJett watches his videos.
	*Show him photos of small US college towns that have cycling infrastructure and modeshare levels on par with Amsterdam, such as Greenville SC (though Bob Jones University also sucks) and Davis, CA.		*Show him photos of small US college towns that have cycling infrastructure and modeshare levels on par with Amsterdam, such as Greenville, SC (though Bob Jones University also sucks) and Davis, CA.
	*Tell him to do better research for his propaganda videos.		*Tell him to do better research for his propaganda videos.
	*Ask him what real Dutch people think of his videos (spoiler alert: they hate him and want to deport his ass to Canada).		*Ask him what real Dutch people think of his videos (spoiler alert: they hate him and want to deport his ass to Canada).

Crow caw: /* How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase */

2025-09-05T23:24:11Z

How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase

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	*Tell them to tone down the anger.		*Tell them to tone down the anger.
	*Say Houston (though that city sucks too) is the best city ever.		*Say Houston (though that city sucks too) is the best city ever.
			*Call him a [[nazi\|nationalist]].
	*Tell any success story from North America or mention anything good happening there.		*Tell any success story from North America or mention anything good happening there.
	*Be even remotely positive or optimistic.		*Be even remotely positive or optimistic.

Crow caw: /* Things he's stolen from other activists */

2025-08-20T15:18:54Z

Things he's stolen from other activists

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	*Fear of crime from every news media source		*Fear of crime from every news media source
	*Censorship		*Censorship
	*~~Ugly~~ appearance and anger issues from [[Randal O'Toole]]		*Jerking off in a jitney, fugly appearance and anger issues from [[Randal O'Toole]]
	*STDs		*STDs
	*Virginity of blonde chicks from [[Faux News]]		*Virginity of blonde chicks from [[Faux News]]
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	*Idolising [[Europe]] from [[ATTN:]]		*Idolising [[Europe]] from [[ATTN:]]
	*Vicious hatred for anything Murican from [[Reddit]]		*Vicious hatred for anything Murican from [[Reddit]]
	*Obsession with transgenderism ~~from City Beautiful~~		*Obsession with transgenderism
	*Obsession with [[negroes]] (though he hates them) from [[MSNBC]]		*Obsession with [[negroes]] (though he hates them) from [[MSNBC]]
	*The term "painted bike gutter" from Oh the Urbanity!		*The term "painted bike gutter" from Oh the Urbanity!
			*Recognising that the fire department are just cops in different coloured trucks from [[GTA 5]]
			*"[[In Minecraft]]" from [[South Park]]

	==How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase==		==How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase==

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	\|If you are one of those whiners, upset by my angry tone, good news! Thousands of hours, of content, are uploaded, to YouTube, every single minute. So, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, AND FUCK OFF!\|NJB's '' "The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities"''		\|If you are one of those whiners, upset by my angry tone, good news! Thousands of hours, of content, are uploaded, to YouTube, every single minute. So, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, AND FUCK OFF!\|NJB's '' "The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities"''
			\|Keep your stupid fucking Americunt trucks OUT of my perfect utopia known as Europe! ''latest propaganda screed''
	\|People should give up, on North America, though. This is not doomerism, it's reality. If you have hope, for North America, you've come to the wrong channel. My content is, only, intended for people with the money, and means, to, permanently, relocate, from the US or Canada to somewhere in Europe. This is why I block my critics, rather than engage. My loyal fans will, gladly, defend me, against criticism, too.\|NJB's [[Bluesky]] post directed at his critics in September 2023		\|People should give up, on North America, though. This is not doomerism, it's reality. If you have hope, for North America, you've come to the wrong channel. My content is, only, intended for people with the money, and means, to, permanently, relocate, from the US or Canada to somewhere in Europe. This is why I block my critics, rather than engage. My loyal fans will, gladly, defend me, against criticism, too.\|NJB's [[Bluesky]] post directed at his critics in September 2023
	\|So? Nobody gives a fuck, if the US has some bike tunnels. The US is complete shit. All bike infrastructure, in the US, is a fucking joke. Minneapolis bike tunnels, can go fuck themselves, and you. You fucking Merikahn piece of shit. As an American, who lives in Europe, all of Europe is, literally, perfect. We have real bike tunnels, and, no mass shootings. If you still live in the US, fucking kill yourself, too.\|Typical comment from an NJB fanboy directed at someone who disagrees with their master}}		\|So? Nobody gives a fuck, if the US has some bike tunnels. The US is complete shit. All bike infrastructure, in the US, is a fucking joke. Minneapolis bike tunnels, can go fuck themselves, and you. You fucking Merikahn piece of shit. As an American, who lives in Europe, all of Europe is, literally, perfect. We have real bike tunnels, and, no mass shootings. If you still live in the US, fucking kill yourself, too.\|Typical comment from an NJB fanboy directed at someone who disagrees with their master}}