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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:Picket_fence_1.jpg|thumb|right|Not a fence.]][[Image:folds.jpg|thumb|right|[[lie|No offense]], but that's one [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[bitch]].]]<br />
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"No offense, but..." is a [[magic]] amulet against [[offensive|offending]] anyone's Puritan sensibilities. Therefore, it is the [[unfunny|opposite]] of [[lulz]].<br />
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Joined together with the twin gems of [[IMHO]] and the Devil's Advocate stance, it creates an enchanted shield that grants the user +5 versus personal accountability if he was level 16 yesterday afternoon.<br />
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==How to use "No offense, but..." in your daily speechings==<br />
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# Before you make a statement, don't think. Ideally, you should achieve a Zen-like blankness, which is conducive to [[fucktard]]ery. If you have to think, focus on cookies. Or bears, or bears made of cookies. Anything but what you're about to say.<br />
# Make sure you have everyone's [[attention]]. You are the most important and educated person in the room. This is mission-critical.<br />
# For maximum impact, just open your mouth and let a bunch of [[random]] [[shit]] fall out. This is called [[diarrhea|verbal diarrhea]].<br />
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Here are some examples. "No offense, but..."<br />
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* Can I touch your hair? It's just so... ''exotic''.<br />
* GMO foods just taste better.<br />
* [[Hitler]] was [[Awesome|pretty efficient]], if you think about it.<br />
* I don't see what's wrong with calling [[you]] a good-for-nothing [[Nigger|black person]].<br />
* I think [[Madonna]] is pretty good.<br />
* I'm a [[vegan]].<br />
* If you don't like [[Metallica]], you're a [[fag]].<br />
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For in-depth training please see: [[dubious disclaimer]], [[h8]], [[racism]], [[rape]], [[liberals]].<br />
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