Nintendo Switch - Revision history

imported>ZoneDart: Unfunny

2022-09-11T12:01:24Z

Unfunny

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imported>ZoneDart: Unfunny

2022-09-11T12:01:24Z

Unfunny

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	After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The [[Fact\|Wii U had better online than the Switch]], and despite being shit it was [[worthless\|FREE!!!!]] The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create [[server\|dedicated servers]] for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a [[LOL WUT\|fucking app]], to [[rage\|scream]] at people. They still have that tedious Friend Code system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.		After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The [[Fact\|Wii U had better online than the Switch]], and despite being shit it was [[worthless\|FREE!!!!]] The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create [[server\|dedicated servers]] for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a [[LOL WUT\|fucking app]], to [[rage\|scream]] at people. They still have that tedious Friend Code system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.

	The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch ~~and recently, it has been discovered that Nintendo's servers run on Windows 95~~.		The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch.

	===Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack===		===Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack===

imported>Kurinjimeeka: /* Nintendo Switch Online */

2022-08-14T13:17:17Z

Nintendo Switch Online

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imported>Kurinjimeeka: /* Nintendo Switch Online */

2022-08-14T13:17:17Z

Nintendo Switch Online

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	After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The [[Fact\|Wii U had better online than the Switch]], and despite being shit it was [[worthless\|FREE!!!!]] The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create [[server\|dedicated servers]] for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a [[LOL WUT\|fucking app]], to [[rage\|scream]] at people. They still have that tedious Friend Code system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.		After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The [[Fact\|Wii U had better online than the Switch]], and despite being shit it was [[worthless\|FREE!!!!]] The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create [[server\|dedicated servers]] for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a [[LOL WUT\|fucking app]], to [[rage\|scream]] at people. They still have that tedious Friend Code system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.

	The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch.		The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch and recently, it has been discovered that Nintendo's servers run on Windows 95.

	===Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack===		===Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack===

imported>TP84: /* Nintendo Switch Online */ Removed red links.

2022-05-30T17:18:27Z

Nintendo Switch Online: Removed red links.

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	Because Nintendo wanted to follow the paths that Sony and Microsoft are doing by introducing a shitty online service you pay $20 where you can play an NES game and multiplayer like the PS4 does. Not happy that Nintendo is adapting to today's video game market, Nintendrones screeched all over the Internet about how they now have to use their parents' credit cards to play online (not that it matters as nearly every Switch game can be perfectly fine without Internet), and boycotted the Switch for free online play [[Not\|BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME WITH THE WII U HAVING FREE ONLINE PLAY!!!1!!]].		Because Nintendo wanted to follow the paths that Sony and Microsoft are doing by introducing a shitty online service you pay $20 where you can play an NES game and multiplayer like the PS4 does. Not happy that Nintendo is adapting to today's video game market, Nintendrones screeched all over the Internet about how they now have to use their parents' credit cards to play online (not that it matters as nearly every Switch game can be perfectly fine without Internet), and boycotted the Switch for free online play [[Not\|BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME WITH THE WII U HAVING FREE ONLINE PLAY!!!1!!]].

	After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The [[Wii U had better online than the Switch]], and despite being shit it was [[worthless\|FREE!!!!]] The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create [[server\|dedicated servers]] for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a [[LOL WUT\|fucking app]], to [[rage\|scream]] at people. They still have that tedious [[Friend Code]] system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.		After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The [[Fact\|Wii U had better online than the Switch]], and despite being shit it was [[worthless\|FREE!!!!]] The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create [[server\|dedicated servers]] for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a [[LOL WUT\|fucking app]], to [[rage\|scream]] at people. They still have that tedious Friend Code system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.

	The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch.		The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch.

	===Expansion Pack===		===Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack===

	[[Last ~~tuesday]]~~ Nintendo announced an "[[~~nonsense~~\|~~expansion pack~~]]" for their shitty online service. This so called ~~expansion pack~~ includes worthless DLC nobody cares about, until you unsubscribe from the shitty service and ~~loose~~ your DLC. To make the service look better, they added a bunch of [[N64]] and [[Sega Genesis]] for Nintentrannies to eat up their [[no life\|precious childhood]]. All for [[~~cheap greedy jews~~\|$49.99]].		Last Tuesday, Nintendo announced an "[[Nonsense\|Expansion Pack]]" for their shitty online service. This so-called Expansion Pack includes worthless DLC nobody cares about, until you unsubscribe from the shitty service and lose your DLC. To make the service look better, they added a bunch of [[N64]] and [[Sega Genesis]] games for Nintentrannies to eat up their [[No life\|precious childhood]]. All for [[Jews\|$49.99]].

	When It came people noticed that the [[What a shame\|emulation was complete dogshit]]~~. Somehow~~ shittier than [[Wii]] and [[Wii U]] emulation~~. Nintendo's emulation is inferior to the basement-dwellers that's only spends is time sucking the dick over a corporation property~~. Nintendo is run by ~~jews~~ who see their [[shit\|old games]] only as a ~~way~~ to milk their [[~~slaves~~\|loyal followers]] ~~at of jew-gold~~ into poverty. This shows why hacking and emulation is the best options, as companies put out shittier alternatives for idiots thinking old video games are [[no\|actually worth jackshit]] anymore.		When it came people noticed that the [[What a shame\|emulation was complete dogshit]], somehow even shittier than [[Wii]] and [[Wii#Wii_U\|Wii U]] emulation. Nintendo is run by Jews who see their [[shit\|old games]] only as a means to milk their [[Slaves\|loyal followers]] into poverty. This shows why hacking and emulation are the best options, as companies put out shittier alternatives for idiots thinking old video games are [[No\|actually worth jackshit]] anymore.

	==Joy-Con drift==		==Joy-Con drift==

imported>ZoneDart at 09:51, 30 May 2022

2022-05-30T09:51:32Z

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	===Expansion Pack===		===Expansion Pack===

	[[Last ~~Tuesday~~]] Nintendo announced an "[[nonsense\|expansion pack]]" for their shitty online service. This so called expansion pack includes worthless DLC nobody cares about, until you unsubscribe from the shitty service and loose your DLC. To make the service look better, they added a bunch of [[N64]] and [[Sega Genesis]] for Nintentrannies to eat up their [[no life\|precious childhood]]. All for [[cheap greedy jews\|$49.99]].		[[Last tuesday]] Nintendo announced an "[[nonsense\|expansion pack]]" for their shitty online service. This so called expansion pack includes worthless DLC nobody cares about, until you unsubscribe from the shitty service and loose your DLC. To make the service look better, they added a bunch of [[N64]] and [[Sega Genesis]] for Nintentrannies to eat up their [[no life\|precious childhood]]. All for [[cheap greedy jews\|$49.99]].

	When It came people noticed that the [[What a shame\|emulation was complete dogshit]]. Somehow shittier than [[Wii]] and [[Wii U]] emulation. Nintendo's emulation is inferior to the basement-dwellers that's only spends is time sucking the dick over a corporation property. Nintendo is run by jews who see their [[shit\|old games]] only as a way to milk their [[slaves\|loyal followers]] at of jew-gold into poverty. This shows why hacking and emulation is the best options, as companies put out shittier alternatives for idiots thinking old video games are [[no\|actually worth jackshit]] anymore.		When It came people noticed that the [[What a shame\|emulation was complete dogshit]]. Somehow shittier than [[Wii]] and [[Wii U]] emulation. Nintendo's emulation is inferior to the basement-dwellers that's only spends is time sucking the dick over a corporation property. Nintendo is run by jews who see their [[shit\|old games]] only as a way to milk their [[slaves\|loyal followers]] at of jew-gold into poverty. This shows why hacking and emulation is the best options, as companies put out shittier alternatives for idiots thinking old video games are [[no\|actually worth jackshit]] anymore.

imported>ZoneDart at 09:51, 30 May 2022

2022-05-30T09:51:16Z

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	Because Nintendo wanted to follow the paths that Sony and Microsoft are doing by introducing a shitty online service you pay $20 where you can play an NES game and multiplayer like the PS4 does. Not happy that Nintendo is adapting to today's video game market, Nintendrones screeched all over the Internet about how they now have to use their parents' credit cards to play online (not that it matters as nearly every Switch game can be perfectly fine without Internet), and boycotted the Switch for free online play [[Not\|BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME WITH THE WII U HAVING FREE ONLINE PLAY!!!1!!]].		Because Nintendo wanted to follow the paths that Sony and Microsoft are doing by introducing a shitty online service you pay $20 where you can play an NES game and multiplayer like the PS4 does. Not happy that Nintendo is adapting to today's video game market, Nintendrones screeched all over the Internet about how they now have to use their parents' credit cards to play online (not that it matters as nearly every Switch game can be perfectly fine without Internet), and boycotted the Switch for free online play [[Not\|BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME WITH THE WII U HAVING FREE ONLINE PLAY!!!1!!]].

	After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The Wii U had better online than the Switch, and despite being shit it was FREE!!!! The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create dedicated servers for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a fucking app, to scream at people. They still have that tedious Friend Code system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.		After being delayed for about a year, Nintendo Switch Online was released. The service despite being less than its competition isn't even worth $20 for what it offers. The [[Wii U had better online than the Switch]], and despite being shit it was [[worthless\|FREE!!!!]] The Asians at Nintendo are too lazy to create [[server\|dedicated servers]] for their games, so now you're stuck with lag. You're forced to use a [[LOL WUT\|fucking app]], to [[rage\|scream]] at people. They still have that tedious [[Friend Code]] system, to fuck over your time. You also get access to a bunch of shitty [[NES]] and [[Super Nintendo\|Super NES]] games that are old as fuck, and which only [[Baby Boomers\|Boomers]] like. That is if they even heard of 90% of the garbage Nintendo shits out <s>per month</s> whenever they feel like, that's right you wait months for this shit.

	The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch.		The worst part is, it hasn't improved since launch.

			===Expansion Pack===

			[[Last Tuesday]] Nintendo announced an "[[nonsense\|expansion pack]]" for their shitty online service. This so called expansion pack includes worthless DLC nobody cares about, until you unsubscribe from the shitty service and loose your DLC. To make the service look better, they added a bunch of [[N64]] and [[Sega Genesis]] for Nintentrannies to eat up their [[no life\|precious childhood]]. All for [[cheap greedy jews\|$49.99]].

			When It came people noticed that the [[What a shame\|emulation was complete dogshit]]. Somehow shittier than [[Wii]] and [[Wii U]] emulation. Nintendo's emulation is inferior to the basement-dwellers that's only spends is time sucking the dick over a corporation property. Nintendo is run by jews who see their [[shit\|old games]] only as a way to milk their [[slaves\|loyal followers]] at of jew-gold into poverty. This shows why hacking and emulation is the best options, as companies put out shittier alternatives for idiots thinking old video games are [[no\|actually worth jackshit]] anymore.

	==Joy-Con drift==		==Joy-Con drift==

imported>Glitchedblood: /* Games */

2022-02-09T23:30:43Z

Games

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	*'''''The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2''''': A sequel to the first overrated game, which also uses the same map of Hyrule as the original ''Breath of the Wild'' game.		*'''''The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2''''': A sequel to the first overrated game, which also uses the same map of Hyrule as the original ''Breath of the Wild'' game.
	*'''''[[Lego\|Lego Worlds]]''''': A far superior version of ''[[Minecraft]]''. You can also buy it for the PS4, Xbox One and PC.		*'''''[[Lego\|Lego Worlds]]''''': A far superior version of ''[[Minecraft]]''. You can also buy it for the PS4, Xbox One and PC.
	*'''''Mario Kart 8 Deluxe''''': Another port for the Switch of a game from the failed Wii U.		*'''''Mario Kart 8 Deluxe''''': Another port for the Switch of a game from the failed Wii U. This game will never die, like Cockstar with Grand Theft Auto V.
	*'''''[[Megaman\|Mega Man 11]]:''''' A sequel to a franchise that died for the fifth time. Also on PS4, Xbox One and PC.		*'''''[[Megaman\|Mega Man 11]]:''''' A sequel to a franchise that died for the fifth time. Also on PS4, Xbox One and PC.
	*'''''[[Minecraft\|Minecraft: Bedrock Edition]]''''': A game you can get on literally every platform ever.		*'''''[[Minecraft\|Minecraft: Bedrock Edition]]''''': A game you can get on literally every platform ever.

imported>Glitchedblood: /* Games */

2021-10-07T18:37:39Z

Games

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	*'''''[[Super Mario\|Super Mario Odyssey]]''''': A ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Sonic Adventure]]'' ripoff featuring the Italian plumber instead.		*'''''[[Super Mario\|Super Mario Odyssey]]''''': A ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Sonic Adventure]]'' ripoff featuring the Italian plumber instead.
	*'''''Super Mario Party''''': Although an improvement over ''Mario Party 9'' and ''10'', Nintendo somehow still won't put in full online multiplayer, and only allows you to play some minigames with friends via its paid Nintendo Switch Online.		*'''''Super Mario Party''''': Although an improvement over ''Mario Party 9'' and ''10'', Nintendo somehow still won't put in full online multiplayer, and only allows you to play some minigames with friends via its paid Nintendo Switch Online.
	*'''''[[Super_Smash_Bros#Super_Smash_Bros_Ultimate_for_Nintendo_Switch\|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''''': Smash Bros, but "everyone is here" (except Waluigi).		*'''''[[Super_Smash_Bros#Super_Smash_Bros_Ultimate_for_Nintendo_Switch\|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''''': Super Smash Bros., but "everyone is here" (except Waluigi).
	*'''''WarioWare: Get It Together!''''': See [[Wario]] for more information.		*'''''WarioWare: Get It Together!''''': See [[Wario]] for more information.
	''If you haven't already noticed, the Switch is full of ports and multiplats of games nobody cares about.''		''If you haven't already noticed, the Switch is full of ports and multiplats of games nobody cares about.''

imported>Glitchedblood: Not a Wii U port after looking a little bit deeper. I know this is satire but c'mon. Have some common sense.

2021-10-05T20:17:49Z

Not a Wii U port after looking a little bit deeper. I know this is satire but c'mon. Have some common sense.

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	*'''''[[Super Mario\|Super Mario Odyssey]]''''': A ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Sonic Adventure]]'' ripoff featuring the Italian plumber instead.		*'''''[[Super Mario\|Super Mario Odyssey]]''''': A ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Sonic Adventure]]'' ripoff featuring the Italian plumber instead.
	*'''''Super Mario Party''''': Although an improvement over ''Mario Party 9'' and ''10'', Nintendo somehow still won't put in full online multiplayer, and only allows you to play some minigames with friends via its paid Nintendo Switch Online.		*'''''Super Mario Party''''': Although an improvement over ''Mario Party 9'' and ''10'', Nintendo somehow still won't put in full online multiplayer, and only allows you to play some minigames with friends via its paid Nintendo Switch Online.
	*'''''[[Super_Smash_Bros#Super_Smash_Bros_Ultimate_for_Nintendo_Switch\|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''''': ~~Yet another port of a Wii U game to the Switch. ''Smash Ultimate'' is just ''Super~~ Smash Bros~~. for Wii U''~~, but ~~with~~ "everyone is here" (except Waluigi).		*'''''[[Super_Smash_Bros#Super_Smash_Bros_Ultimate_for_Nintendo_Switch\|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''''': Smash Bros, but "everyone is here" (except Waluigi).
	*'''''WarioWare: Get It Together!''''': See [[Wario]] for more information.		*'''''WarioWare: Get It Together!''''': See [[Wario]] for more information.
	''If you haven't already noticed, the Switch is full of ports and multiplats of games nobody cares about.''		''If you haven't already noticed, the Switch is full of ports and multiplats of games nobody cares about.''