Nintendo Entertainment System - Revision history

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Action 52 (1991) */

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Action 52 (1991)

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	''Battletoads'' is a video game franchise by Rare Ltd. created to rival the ''Teenage Mutant Colin Barker Turtles'' games. And ''Battletoads'' is a better game, but hard as shit.		''Battletoads'' is a video game franchise by Rare Ltd. created to rival the ''Teenage Mutant Colin Barker Turtles'' games. And ''Battletoads'' is a better game, but hard as shit.

	=== Action 52 (1991) ===		=== [[Action 52]] (1991) ===
	''Action 52'' is a [[Doug\|very expensive]] video game ($200) created by Active Enterprises, who is nothing more than two [[basement-dweller\|basement dwellers]]. Nobody knew it was possible to cram 52 shitty games into one NES cart, which include an even worse rip-off of ''Jaws'' and a queer version of ''Bionic Commando'' in which touching money actually damages you. The most notable of the 52 games, ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\|The Cheetahmen]]'', proves that furfags are responsible for the death of the NES.		''Action 52'' is a [[Doug\|very expensive]] video game ($200) created by Active Enterprises, who is nothing more than two [[basement-dweller\|basement dwellers]]. Nobody knew it was possible to cram 52 shitty games into one NES cart, which include an even worse rip-off of ''Jaws'' and a queer version of ''Bionic Commando'' in which touching money actually damages you. The most notable of the 52 games, ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\|The Cheetahmen]]'', proves that furfags are responsible for the death of the NES.

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[~~http~~://www.~~virtualnes~~.~~com~~/ Play NES in your browser, because you're too much of a poor faggot to buy an actual console...like you'd even want a physical NES]		*[https://www.retrogames.cc/nes-games Play NES in your browser, because you're too much of a poor faggot to buy an actual console...like you'd even want a physical NES]
	*[http://www.nespower.com/ AM I DOIN IT RITE?]		*[http://www.nespower.com/ AM I DOIN IT RITE?]

	{{Nintendo}}		{{Nintendo}}
	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}

imported>ZoneDart at 00:47, 5 August 2021

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	[[File:Mac mini nes.jpg\|thumb\|Nintendo's failed attempt at releasing a CD-based system before Sega and NEC.]]		[[File:Mac mini nes.jpg\|thumb\|Nintendo's failed attempt at releasing a CD-based system before Sega and NEC.]]
	[[File:NES Rape.png\|thumb\|right\|A truly immersive gaming experience.]]		[[File:NES Rape.png\|thumb\|right\|A truly immersive gaming experience.]]
	The '''''Nintendo Entertainment System''''' shortened as the NES is a system made by Nintendo [[at least 100 years ago\|about 100 years ago]]. It is widely regarded as the best system ever by all except [[basement-dweller\|Atari fatties]] because it made people realize that [[Atari]] is shit. It is advisable to use emulators because if you were to play an NES for real, you are required to [[Oral sex\|blow into the game]] for hours until it actually works. Although the NES is the coolest system evar, [[hot topic]] [[fags]] like to pretend to like it by wearing cool shirts with NES characters and icons on them. Depending on how many games you played in a day, you could expect to spend half of your entire fucking day blowing on a speck of dust to get the cartridge to play.		The '''''Nintendo Entertainment System''''' shortened as the '''''NES''''' is a system made by Nintendo [[at least 100 years ago\|about 100 years ago]]. It is widely regarded as the best system ever by all except [[basement-dweller\|Atari fatties]] because it made people realize that [[Atari]] is shit. It is advisable to use emulators because if you were to play an NES for real, you are required to [[Oral sex\|blow into the game]] for hours until it actually works. Although the NES is the coolest system evar, [[hot topic]] [[fags]] like to pretend to like it by wearing cool shirts with NES characters and icons on them. Depending on how many games you played in a day, you could expect to spend half of your entire fucking day blowing on a speck of dust to get the cartridge to play.

	Because everyone and their mother had a "Nintendo," video games are called "Nintendo games" by old people even today.		Because everyone and their mother had a "Nintendo," video games are called "Nintendo games" by old people even today.

imported>ZoneDart at 00:47, 5 August 2021

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	[[File:Mac mini nes.jpg\|thumb\|Nintendo's failed attempt at releasing a CD-based system before Sega and NEC.]]		[[File:Mac mini nes.jpg\|thumb\|Nintendo's failed attempt at releasing a CD-based system before Sega and NEC.]]
	[[File:NES Rape.png\|thumb\|right\|A truly immersive gaming experience.]]		[[File:NES Rape.png\|thumb\|right\|A truly immersive gaming experience.]]
	The '''''Nintendo Entertainment System''''' is a system made by Nintendo [[at least 100 years ago\|about 100 years ago]]. It is widely regarded as the best system ever by all except [[basement-dweller\|Atari fatties]] because it made people realize that [[Atari]] is shit. It is advisable to use emulators because if you were to play an NES for real, you are required to [[Oral sex\|blow into the game]] for hours until it actually works. Although the NES is the coolest system evar, [[hot topic]] [[fags]] like to pretend to like it by wearing cool shirts with NES characters and icons on them. Depending on how many games you played in a day, you could expect to spend half of your entire fucking day blowing on a speck of dust to get the cartridge to play.		The '''''Nintendo Entertainment System''''' shortened as the NES is a system made by Nintendo [[at least 100 years ago\|about 100 years ago]]. It is widely regarded as the best system ever by all except [[basement-dweller\|Atari fatties]] because it made people realize that [[Atari]] is shit. It is advisable to use emulators because if you were to play an NES for real, you are required to [[Oral sex\|blow into the game]] for hours until it actually works. Although the NES is the coolest system evar, [[hot topic]] [[fags]] like to pretend to like it by wearing cool shirts with NES characters and icons on them. Depending on how many games you played in a day, you could expect to spend half of your entire fucking day blowing on a speck of dust to get the cartridge to play.

	Because everyone and their mother had a "Nintendo," video games are called "Nintendo games" by old people even today.		Because everyone and their mother had a "Nintendo," video games are called "Nintendo games" by old people even today.

imported>ZoneDart at 00:44, 5 August 2021

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	[[File:Mac mini nes.jpg\|thumb\|Nintendo's failed attempt at releasing a CD-based system before Sega and NEC.]]		[[File:Mac mini nes.jpg\|thumb\|Nintendo's failed attempt at releasing a CD-based system before Sega and NEC.]]
	[[File:NES Rape.png\|thumb\|right\|A truly immersive gaming experience.]]		[[File:NES Rape.png\|thumb\|right\|A truly immersive gaming experience.]]
	'''''~~The NES~~''''' is a system made by Nintendo [[at least 100 years ago\|about 100 years ago]]. It is widely regarded as the best system ever by all except [[basement-dweller\|Atari fatties]] because it made people realize that [[Atari]] is shit. It is advisable to use emulators because if you were to play an NES for real, you are required to [[Oral sex\|blow into the game]] for hours until it actually works. Although the NES is the coolest system evar, [[hot topic]] [[fags]] like to pretend to like it by wearing cool shirts with NES characters and icons on them. Depending on how many games you played in a day, you could expect to spend half of your entire fucking day blowing on a speck of dust to get the cartridge to play.		The '''''Nintendo Entertainment System''''' is a system made by Nintendo [[at least 100 years ago\|about 100 years ago]]. It is widely regarded as the best system ever by all except [[basement-dweller\|Atari fatties]] because it made people realize that [[Atari]] is shit. It is advisable to use emulators because if you were to play an NES for real, you are required to [[Oral sex\|blow into the game]] for hours until it actually works. Although the NES is the coolest system evar, [[hot topic]] [[fags]] like to pretend to like it by wearing cool shirts with NES characters and icons on them. Depending on how many games you played in a day, you could expect to spend half of your entire fucking day blowing on a speck of dust to get the cartridge to play.

	Because everyone and their mother had a "Nintendo," video games are called "Nintendo games" by old people even today.		Because everyone and their mother had a "Nintendo," video games are called "Nintendo games" by old people even today.

imported>ZoneDart: ZoneDart moved page NES to Nintendo Entertainment System: Actual name not the abbreviation.

2021-08-05T00:42:55Z

ZoneDart moved page NES to Nintendo Entertainment System: Actual name not the abbreviation.

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imported>SomePrickNamedMemphis at 15:14, 16 May 2018

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://www.virtualnes.com/ Play NES in your browser, faggot]		*[http://www.virtualnes.com/ Play NES in your browser, because you're too much of a poor faggot to buy an actual console...like you'd even want a physical NES]
	*[http://www.nespower.com/ AM I DOIN IT RITE?]		*[http://www.nespower.com/ AM I DOIN IT RITE?]

	{{Nintendo}}		{{Nintendo}}
	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}

imported>Morris at 15:29, 29 December 2016

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	*[http://www.nespower.com/ AM I DOIN IT RITE?]		*[http://www.nespower.com/ AM I DOIN IT RITE?]

			{{Nintendo}}
	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}

imported>Oddguy: /* External Links */

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External Links

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imported>Oddguy: /* External Links */

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