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imported>Rvdog815 at 04:50, 9 September 2023

2023-09-09T04:50:49Z

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imported>Rvdog815 at 04:50, 9 September 2023

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	{{spoiler\| Nintendo's President Satoru Iwata is dead while fans proceed to bitch and baaaww}}		{{spoiler\| Nintendo's President Satoru Iwata is dead while fans proceed to bitch and baaaww}}
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	[[Image:Nintendo.png\|thumb\|275px\|Nintendo HQ being ravaged by angry [[Social Justice Warriors]] shortly after the release of "''Tomodachi Life: 'No Gays' Edition''."]]		[[Image:Nintendo.png\|thumb\|275px\|Nintendo HQ being ravaged by angry [[Social Justice Warriors]] shortly after the release of "''Tomodachi Life: 'No Gays' Edition''."]]
	[[File:Nintendo hires child-sex advocates and prostitutes.jpg\|thumb\|275px\|[[Alison Rapp\|Nintendo, the Disney of Japan, hires child-sex advocates and prostitutes.]]]]		[[File:Nintendo hires child-sex advocates and prostitutes.jpg\|thumb\|275px\|[[Alison Rapp\|Nintendo, the Disney of Japan, hires child-sex advocates and prostitutes.]]]]
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	<center>{{frame\|<youtube>FvxmQQdSCow</youtube~~></center~~>		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>FvxmQQdSCow</youtube>
	<center>'''Alternate startup.'''}}</center>		<center>'''Alternate startup.'''}}</center>

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	<center>{{frame\|<youtube>D_pUXJYZtCA</youtube~~></center~~>		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>D_pUXJYZtCA</youtube>
	<center>'''Kung Pow is where Nintendo got the name for both the Wii and Wii U console.<br> Take note, this is 2002.'''}}</center>		<center>'''Kung Pow is where Nintendo got the name for both the Wii and Wii U console.<br> Take note, this is 2002.'''}}</center>

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	==Videos==		==Videos==
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	{{center\|		{{center\|
	{{frame\|		{{frame\|
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	;Every Nintendo Direct ever.		;Every Nintendo Direct ever.
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	==Galleries==		==Galleries==
			<br>
	{{collapsegallery\|\|Nintendogallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{collapsegallery\|\|Nintendogallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Fanboy_Nintendo.jpg\|Generic fanboy.		Image:Fanboy_Nintendo.jpg\|Generic fanboy.
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	File:Nintendoisdoomed.png		File:Nintendoisdoomed.png
	Image:Nintendo_-_Niggerendo.jpg\|Niggerendo		Image:Nintendo_-_Niggerendo.jpg\|Niggerendo
	</gallery>}}<br>		</gallery>}}
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	{{collapsegallery\|Rule 34\|Nintendoporngallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{collapsegallery\|Rule 34\|Nintendoporngallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Peach.png\|'''Nintendo's''' primary whore.		Image:Peach.png\|'''Nintendo's''' primary whore.
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	Image:Nintendo_-_Rule_34_-_Beach_Babes.jpg		Image:Nintendo_-_Rule_34_-_Beach_Babes.jpg
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}
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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[SEGA]] - {{ytlink\|k7nsBoqJ6s8\|(24s) DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T!!!}} ([[Epic fail\|Like going bankrupt]]).		*[[SEGA]] - {{ytlink\|k7nsBoqJ6s8\|(24s) DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T!!!}} ([[Epic fail\|Like going bankrupt]]).
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	*[[Weegee]]		*[[Weegee]]
	*[[Copyright]] - Their favorite pastime towards fans.		*[[Copyright]] - Their favorite pastime towards fans.
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	{{Nintendo}}		{{Nintendo}}
	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}
			{{Business}}

			[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
	[[Category:Gaming]]		[[Category:Gaming]]
	~~{{Business}}~~
	[[Category:IRL Shit]]		[[Category:IRL Shit]]
	[[Category:Japan]]		[[Category:Japan]]
	~~[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]~~

imported>Rvdog815 at 06:07, 18 August 2023

2023-08-18T06:07:42Z

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imported>Rvdog815 at 06:07, 18 August 2023

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	{{main\|Gamecube}}		{{main\|Gamecube}}
	Nintendo responded to the [[Xbox]] and [[Playstation 2]] with a console incompatible with CD's, DVD's and pretty much anything else. So for the same price, a person could buy either a console that could play CD's, DVD's and games like ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' or ''[[Halo]]'', or said person could buy a console that would only play exciting rehashes like ''Mario Kart: Double Dash'' and ''Starfox Adventures''.		Nintendo responded to the [[Xbox]] and [[Playstation 2]] with a console incompatible with CD's, DVD's and pretty much anything else. So for the same price, a person could buy either a console that could play CD's, DVD's and games like ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' or ''[[Halo]]'', or said person could buy a console that would only play exciting rehashes like ''Mario Kart: Double Dash'' and ''Starfox Adventures''.
	<center><youtube>FvxmQQdSCow</youtube></center>
	<center>'''Alternate startup.'''</center>
			<center>{{frame\|<youtube>FvxmQQdSCow</youtube></center>
			<center>'''Alternate startup.'''}}</center>


	===DS===		===DS===
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	''Twilight Princess'' was Wii's launch title, but the Gamecube version is just as playable, not to mention that it has a REAL controller, so why pay $250 for a new system?		''Twilight Princess'' was Wii's launch title, but the Gamecube version is just as playable, not to mention that it has a REAL controller, so why pay $250 for a new system?
	~~<center>~~<youtube>c_axfdgtpw8</youtube>~~</center>~~

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	===Wii U===		===Wii U===
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	After most people realized the Wii was just a Gamecube with wagglin', the top dogs at Nintendo decided it was time to show people that a game console with computer hardware from <del>[[2007]]</del> [[2009]] is better than the [[2004]] hardware in the [[Xbox 360]] by putting an [[iPad]] in the controller and using a bird to make their system look good and not like [[old]] outdated trash. When asked about E3 2011, most Nintendrones just say ''LOOK AT TAHT WATARRR!!1!''		After most people realized the Wii was just a Gamecube with wagglin', the top dogs at Nintendo decided it was time to show people that a game console with computer hardware from <del>[[2007]]</del> [[2009]] is better than the [[2004]] hardware in the [[Xbox 360]] by putting an [[iPad]] in the controller and using a bird to make their system look good and not like [[old]] outdated trash. When asked about E3 2011, most Nintendrones just say ''LOOK AT TAHT WATARRR!!1!''

	<center><youtube>D_pUXJYZtCA</youtube></center>
	<center>'''Kung Pow is where Nintendo got the name for both the Wii and Wii U console.<br> Take note, this is 2002.'''</center>		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>D_pUXJYZtCA</youtube></center>
			<center>'''Kung Pow is where Nintendo got the name for both the Wii and Wii U console.<br> Take note, this is 2002.'''}}</center>


	===Nintendo Switch===		===Nintendo Switch===
	{{main\|Nintendo Switch}}		{{main\|Nintendo Switch}}
	The next console in the works to be released in [[Future\|March 2017]]. It's a shitty combination of the 3DS and the Wii U - but with less benefits. This is, without exception, a really fucking desperate attempt to stay relevant in [~~http~~://fraghero.com/8-reasons-the-video-game-industry-is-going-to-crash-again/ today's collapsing gaming market.]		The next console in the works to be released in [[Future\|March 2017]]. It's a shitty combination of the 3DS and the Wii U - but with less benefits. This is, without exception, a really fucking desperate attempt to stay relevant in [https://fraghero.com/8-reasons-the-video-game-industry-is-going-to-crash-again/ today's collapsing gaming market.]

	Considering how [[Goodnight Sweet Prince\|Iwata]] bit the dust and a much more rational president took over, [[Hahaha no\|Nintendo ''might'' rise from the ashes]]. Only time can tell.		Considering how [[Goodnight Sweet Prince\|Iwata]] bit the dust and a much more rational president took over, [[Hahaha no\|Nintendo ''might'' rise from the ashes]]. Only time can tell.
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	Be warned, fair troll, you will encounter an entirely [[butthurt]], whiny argument lasting no less than several hours, where said fanboy will try to connive, dance, even throw red herrings and make obscene jokes about [[your mom]]. It's always best to troll them in groups of two or more, as Nintendrones are easily trolled in groups. You can start by pointing out reasons why Nintendo just plain sucks. If you make them cry or bitch, then you're doing it right.		Be warned, fair troll, you will encounter an entirely [[butthurt]], whiny argument lasting no less than several hours, where said fanboy will try to connive, dance, even throw red herrings and make obscene jokes about [[your mom]]. It's always best to troll them in groups of two or more, as Nintendrones are easily trolled in groups. You can start by pointing out reasons why Nintendo just plain sucks. If you make them cry or bitch, then you're doing it right.


	==Videos==		==Videos==
	<center>{{videoframe\|Videos~~\|background-color: white;~~\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>PruQEfZ5q0o</youtube>~~'''~~Un.~~'''~~
	\|<youtube>bhabd-So7WE</youtube>~~'''~~Duex.~~'''~~		{{center\|
	\|<youtube>yWlIBeiOrVg</youtube>~~'''~~Trois.~~'''~~		{{frame\|
	\|<youtube>Af7PxxLPrcM</youtube>~~'''~~The Mario Bros. talking in paragraphs for the first time.~~'''~~		{{videoframe\|Videos\|font-weight: bold;\|
	}}~~</center>~~		\|<youtube>PruQEfZ5q0o</youtube>
			;Un.
			\|<youtube>bhabd-So7WE</youtube>
			;Duex.
			\|<youtube>yWlIBeiOrVg</youtube>
			;Trois.
			\|<youtube>Af7PxxLPrcM</youtube>
			;The Mario Bros. talking in paragraphs for the first time.}}
			\|}}
			}}
	<!--		<!--
	\|<youtube>1ytCEuuW2_A</youtube>~~'''~~Every Nintendo Direct ever.~~'''~~		\|<youtube>1ytCEuuW2_A</youtube>
			;Every Nintendo Direct ever.
	-->		-->

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[SEGA]] - ~~[https://youtu.be/~~k7nsBoqJ6s8~~?t=~~24s DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T!!!] ([[Epic fail\|Like going bankrupt]]).		*[[SEGA]] - {{ytlink\|k7nsBoqJ6s8\|(24s) DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T!!!}} ([[Epic fail\|Like going bankrupt]]).
	*[[Mario]]		*[[Mario]]
	*[[Miiverse]]		*[[Miiverse]]

imported>VoidMatter: Added a new method of trolling Nintendo fanboys

2022-02-23T23:36:16Z

Added a new method of trolling Nintendo fanboys

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	*Remind them Nintendo gave up on the ''Final Fantasy'' series.		*Remind them Nintendo gave up on the ''Final Fantasy'' series.
	*Remind them Nintendo systems all lack worthwhile "M" games.		*Remind them Nintendo systems all lack worthwhile "M" games.
			*Tell them that the Nintendo Switch Online Service and the Expansion Pass are wastes of money.

	Be warned, fair troll, you will encounter an entirely [[butthurt]], whiny argument lasting no less than several hours, where said fanboy will try to connive, dance, even throw red herrings and make obscene jokes about [[your mom]]. It's always best to troll them in groups of two or more, as Nintendrones are easily trolled in groups. You can start by pointing out reasons why Nintendo just plain sucks. If you make them cry or bitch, then you're doing it right.		Be warned, fair troll, you will encounter an entirely [[butthurt]], whiny argument lasting no less than several hours, where said fanboy will try to connive, dance, even throw red herrings and make obscene jokes about [[your mom]]. It's always best to troll them in groups of two or more, as Nintendrones are easily trolled in groups. You can start by pointing out reasons why Nintendo just plain sucks. If you make them cry or bitch, then you're doing it right.

imported>Glitchedblood at 01:08, 2 February 2022

2022-02-02T01:08:27Z

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	*[[Wario]]		*[[Wario]]
	*[[Weegee]]		*[[Weegee]]
	*[[Copyright]]		*[[Copyright]] - Their favorite pastime towards fans.

	{{Nintendo}}		{{Nintendo}}

imported>Glitchedblood: /* See also */

2022-02-02T00:37:38Z

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	Image:Morepeachpron.jpg		Image:Morepeachpron.jpg
	Image:~~64713 1152726017720 412lo~~.jpg		Image:Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.) drawn by Konpeto.jpg
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	{{Nintendo}}		{{Nintendo}}