Nethack - Revision history

imported>Krade at 19:19, 27 August 2016

2016-08-27T19:19:31Z

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	[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]		[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]

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	*[[Angband]]		*[[Angband]]
	*[[Ragnarok]]		*[[Ragnarok]]
	*[[Rogue]]		*[[Rogue]] - A shitty clone to Nethack.

	==External Links==		==External Links==
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	*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]		*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]
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2016-08-27T19:18:14Z

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	[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]		[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]

	[[Image:Nethack_Gravestone_ED.png\|thumb\|When you die, Nethack adds insult to injury by creating a humiliating tombstone that other players can find later in their own games at the site of your death, ensuring that future generations of obese neckbearded unix enthusiasts will always know of how you died an impoverished coward, penniless and huddled in hysterical tearful prayer as the owlbear descended upon you.]]		'''Nethack''' is one of the most old school of games, which inexplicably is also one of the most graphically superior games to date (Actual gameplay screenshot: @). You control a keyboard symbol, and navigate through keyboard symbols, killing keyboard symbols and picking up keyboard symbols as you go. The object is to summon the will to play it again after you have just been killed by what invariably turns out to be a [[cat\|kitten]] keyboard symbol. The other object of the game is to write an article about it for Wired Magazine that sounds exactly like every other article written about it, ever.

	Nethack is one of the most old school of games, which inexplicably is also one of the most graphically superior games to date (Actual gameplay screenshot: @). You control a keyboard symbol, and navigate through keyboard symbols, killing keyboard symbols and picking up keyboard symbols as you go. The object is to summon the will to play it again after you have just been killed by what invariably turns out to be a [[cat\|kitten]] keyboard symbol. The other object of the game is to write an article about it for Wired Magazine that sounds exactly like every other article written about it, ever.

	If you're posting on a Nethack-related message board about how you've found some "funny" message that you get when you try to put a bottle in another bottle or something similarly stupid, be sure to end your post with the acronym, DTTOE ("Dev Team Thinks of Everything"). Similarly, end all posts about your character being killed with the acronym YASD ("Yet Another Stupid Death"). Congratulations; you are now a [[Uncyclopedia\|fucking douchebag]].		If you're posting on a Nethack-related message board about how you've found some "funny" message that you get when you try to put a bottle in another bottle or something similarly stupid, be sure to end your post with the acronym, DTTOE ("Dev Team Thinks of Everything"). Similarly, end all posts about your character being killed with the acronym YASD ("Yet Another Stupid Death"). Congratulations; you are now a [[Uncyclopedia\|fucking douchebag]].

	Nethack was a '''total ripoff''' of the game [[Rogue]], which is even more [[oldsk00l]] and was released [[100_years_ago\|100 years earlier]] but [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|noone cares]].		Nethack was a '''total ripoff''' of the game [[Rogue]], which is even more [[oldsk00l]] and was released [[100_years_ago\|100 years earlier]] but [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|noone cares]].

	==Monsters==		==Monsters==
			Unlike most faggoty RPG's, Nethack features amazing monsters like kittens, lichen, [[Pony\|ponies]], garter snakes, unicorns, and nurses. Eventually, the [[VLC_Media_Player\|player]] will come across ever more fearsome creatures like the letters D, L, and h. Holy fuck, who knew [[Sesame Street]] could be so dangerous.

	~~Unlike most faggoty RPG's, Nethack features amazing monsters like kittens, lichen, [[Pony\|ponies]], garter snakes, unicorns, and nurses.~~		==Gallery==
			<center>
	[[Image:Sexy_nurse.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|One of the dangerous foes that will test your mettle in Nethack.]]		<gallery>
			Image:Sexy_nurse.jpg\|One of the dangerous foes that will test your mettle in Nethack.
	~~Eventually, the [[VLC_Media_Player~~\|~~player]] will come across ever more fearsome creatures like the letters D, L, and h. Holy fuck, who knew [[Sesame Street]] could be so dangerous~~.		Image:Nethack_Gravestone_ED.png\|What happens when you die.
			</gallery>
			</center>

	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[Angband]]
	* [[Angband]]		*[[Ragnarok]]
	* [[Ragnarok]]		*[[Rogue]]
	* [[Rogue]]

	==External Links==		==External Links==

	*[http://www.nethack.org/ Nethack homepage]		*[http://www.nethack.org/ Nethack homepage]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGBFut4Uq0 A "commercial for Nethack"]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGBFut4Uq0 A "commercial for Nethack"]
	*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]		*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]
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imported>Krade: Unprotected "Nethack": Completely pointless and unnecessary

2016-08-27T18:27:21Z

Unprotected "Nethack": Completely pointless and unnecessary

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imported>Krade at 18:26, 27 August 2016

2016-08-27T18:26:48Z

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	~~#REDIRECT~~ [[Rogue]]		[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]

			[[Image:Nethack_Gravestone_ED.png\|thumb\|When you die, Nethack adds insult to injury by creating a humiliating tombstone that other players can find later in their own games at the site of your death, ensuring that future generations of obese neckbearded unix enthusiasts will always know of how you died an impoverished coward, penniless and huddled in hysterical tearful prayer as the owlbear descended upon you.]]

			Nethack is one of the most old school of games, which inexplicably is also one of the most graphically superior games to date (Actual gameplay screenshot: @). You control a keyboard symbol, and navigate through keyboard symbols, killing keyboard symbols and picking up keyboard symbols as you go. The object is to summon the will to play it again after you have just been killed by what invariably turns out to be a [[cat\|kitten]] keyboard symbol. The other object of the game is to write an article about it for Wired Magazine that sounds exactly like every other article written about it, ever.

			If you're posting on a Nethack-related message board about how you've found some "funny" message that you get when you try to put a bottle in another bottle or something similarly stupid, be sure to end your post with the acronym, DTTOE ("Dev Team Thinks of Everything"). Similarly, end all posts about your character being killed with the acronym YASD ("Yet Another Stupid Death"). Congratulations; you are now a [[Uncyclopedia\|fucking douchebag]].

			Nethack was a '''total ripoff''' of the game [[Rogue]], which is even more [[oldsk00l]] and was released [[100_years_ago\|100 years earlier]] but [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|noone cares]].
			==Monsters==

			Unlike most faggoty RPG's, Nethack features amazing monsters like kittens, lichen, [[Pony\|ponies]], garter snakes, unicorns, and nurses.

			[[Image:Sexy_nurse.jpg\|thumb\|One of the dangerous foes that will test your mettle in Nethack.]]

			Eventually, the [[VLC_Media_Player\|player]] will come across ever more fearsome creatures like the letters D, L, and h. Holy fuck, who knew [[Sesame Street]] could be so dangerous.

			==See Also==

			* [[Angband]]
			* [[Ragnarok]]
			* [[Rogue]]

			==External Links==

			*[http://www.nethack.org/ Nethack homepage]
			*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGBFut4Uq0 A "commercial for Nethack"]
			*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]
			{{Gaming}}
			<br>
			{{stub}}

imported>3tails: Protected "Nethack": Article is a crap stub untouched for three years & We already have a better article on an almost identical game. Meged relevant info/pics and redirected. ([edit=sysop] (expires 09:21, 27 September 2016 (UTC)) [move=sysop] (expires

2016-08-27T09:21:26Z

Protected "Nethack": Article is a crap stub untouched for three years & We already have a better article on an almost identical game. Meged relevant info/pics and redirected. ([edit=sysop] (expires 09:21, 27 September 2016 (UTC)) [move=sysop] (expires

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imported>3tails: Reverted edits by Krade (talk) to last revision by 3tails

2016-08-27T09:17:41Z

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	~~[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]~~		#REDIRECT [[Rogue]]

	[[Image:Nethack_Gravestone_ED.png\|thumb\|When you die, Nethack adds insult to injury by creating a humiliating tombstone that other players can find later in their own games at the site of your death, ensuring that future generations of obese neckbearded unix enthusiasts will always know of how you died an impoverished coward, penniless and huddled in hysterical tearful prayer as the owlbear descended upon you.]]

	Nethack is one of the most old school of games, which inexplicably is also one of the most graphically superior games to date (Actual gameplay screenshot: @). You control a keyboard symbol, and navigate through keyboard symbols, killing keyboard symbols and picking up keyboard symbols as you go. The object is to summon the will to play it again after you have just been killed by what invariably turns out to be a [[cat\|kitten]] keyboard symbol. The other object of the game is to write an article about it for Wired Magazine that sounds exactly like every other article written about it, ever.

	If you're posting on a Nethack-related message board about how you've found some "funny" message that you get when you try to put a bottle in another bottle or something similarly stupid, be sure to end your post with the acronym, DTTOE ("Dev Team Thinks of Everything"). Similarly, end all posts about your character being killed with the acronym YASD ("Yet Another Stupid Death"). Congratulations; you are now a [[Uncyclopedia\|fucking douchebag]].

	~~Nethack was a '''total ripoff''' of the game~~ [[Rogue]]~~, which is even more [[oldsk00l]] and was released [[100_years_ago\|100 years earlier]] but [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|noone cares]].~~
	~~==Monsters==~~

	~~Unlike most faggoty RPG's, Nethack features amazing monsters like kittens, lichen, [[Pony\|ponies]], garter snakes, unicorns, and nurses.~~

	~~[[Image:Sexy_nurse.jpg\|thumb\|One of the dangerous foes that will test your mettle in Nethack.]]~~

	~~Eventually, the [[VLC_Media_Player\|player]] will come across ever more fearsome creatures like the letters D, L, and h. Holy fuck, who knew [[Sesame Street]] could be so dangerous.~~

	~~==See Also==~~

	* [[Angband]]
	* [[Ragnarok]]
	* [[Rogue]]

	~~==External Links==~~

	*[http://www.nethack.org/ Nethack homepage]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGBFut4Uq0 A "commercial for Nethack"]
	*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]
	~~{{Gaming}}~~
	~~<br>~~
	~~{{stub}}~~

imported>Krade: Undo revision 929080 by 3tails (talk) Stop turning entire articles into redirects.

2016-08-26T16:31:55Z

Undo revision 929080 by 3tails (talk) Stop turning entire articles into redirects.

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	~~#REDIRECT~~ [[Rogue]]		[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]

			[[Image:Nethack_Gravestone_ED.png\|thumb\|When you die, Nethack adds insult to injury by creating a humiliating tombstone that other players can find later in their own games at the site of your death, ensuring that future generations of obese neckbearded unix enthusiasts will always know of how you died an impoverished coward, penniless and huddled in hysterical tearful prayer as the owlbear descended upon you.]]

			Nethack is one of the most old school of games, which inexplicably is also one of the most graphically superior games to date (Actual gameplay screenshot: @). You control a keyboard symbol, and navigate through keyboard symbols, killing keyboard symbols and picking up keyboard symbols as you go. The object is to summon the will to play it again after you have just been killed by what invariably turns out to be a [[cat\|kitten]] keyboard symbol. The other object of the game is to write an article about it for Wired Magazine that sounds exactly like every other article written about it, ever.

			If you're posting on a Nethack-related message board about how you've found some "funny" message that you get when you try to put a bottle in another bottle or something similarly stupid, be sure to end your post with the acronym, DTTOE ("Dev Team Thinks of Everything"). Similarly, end all posts about your character being killed with the acronym YASD ("Yet Another Stupid Death"). Congratulations; you are now a [[Uncyclopedia\|fucking douchebag]].

			Nethack was a '''total ripoff''' of the game [[Rogue]], which is even more [[oldsk00l]] and was released [[100_years_ago\|100 years earlier]] but [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|noone cares]].
			==Monsters==

			Unlike most faggoty RPG's, Nethack features amazing monsters like kittens, lichen, [[Pony\|ponies]], garter snakes, unicorns, and nurses.

			[[Image:Sexy_nurse.jpg\|thumb\|One of the dangerous foes that will test your mettle in Nethack.]]

			Eventually, the [[VLC_Media_Player\|player]] will come across ever more fearsome creatures like the letters D, L, and h. Holy fuck, who knew [[Sesame Street]] could be so dangerous.

			==See Also==

			* [[Angband]]
			* [[Ragnarok]]
			* [[Rogue]]

			==External Links==

			*[http://www.nethack.org/ Nethack homepage]
			*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGBFut4Uq0 A "commercial for Nethack"]
			*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]
			{{Gaming}}
			<br>
			{{stub}}

imported>3tails: Redirected page to Rogue

2016-08-26T07:10:41Z

Redirected page to Rogue

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	~~[[Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg\|thumb\|Some classes start with a [[Kittens\|kitten]] companion, who's more powerful then most early monsters you meet. But they'll turn on you if you let them get hungry...]]~~		#REDIRECT [[Rogue]]

	[[Image:Nethack_Gravestone_ED.png\|thumb\|When you die, Nethack adds insult to injury by creating a humiliating tombstone that other players can find later in their own games at the site of your death, ensuring that future generations of obese neckbearded unix enthusiasts will always know of how you died an impoverished coward, penniless and huddled in hysterical tearful prayer as the owlbear descended upon you.]]

	Nethack is one of the most old school of games, which inexplicably is also one of the most graphically superior games to date (Actual gameplay screenshot: @). You control a keyboard symbol, and navigate through keyboard symbols, killing keyboard symbols and picking up keyboard symbols as you go. The object is to summon the will to play it again after you have just been killed by what invariably turns out to be a [[cat\|kitten]] keyboard symbol. The other object of the game is to write an article about it for Wired Magazine that sounds exactly like every other article written about it, ever.

	If you're posting on a Nethack-related message board about how you've found some "funny" message that you get when you try to put a bottle in another bottle or something similarly stupid, be sure to end your post with the acronym, DTTOE ("Dev Team Thinks of Everything"). Similarly, end all posts about your character being killed with the acronym YASD ("Yet Another Stupid Death"). Congratulations; you are now a [[Uncyclopedia\|fucking douchebag]].

	~~Nethack was a '''total ripoff''' of the game~~ [[Rogue]]~~, which is even more [[oldsk00l]] and was released [[100_years_ago\|100 years earlier]] but [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|noone cares]].~~
	~~==Monsters==~~

	~~Unlike most faggoty RPG's, Nethack features amazing monsters like kittens, lichen, [[Pony\|ponies]], garter snakes, unicorns, and nurses.~~

	~~[[Image:Sexy_nurse.jpg\|thumb\|One of the dangerous foes that will test your mettle in Nethack.]]~~

	~~Eventually, the [[VLC_Media_Player\|player]] will come across ever more fearsome creatures like the letters D, L, and h. Holy fuck, who knew [[Sesame Street]] could be so dangerous.~~

	~~==See Also==~~

	* [[Angband]]
	* [[Ragnarok]]
	* [[Rogue]]

	~~==External Links==~~

	*[http://www.nethack.org/ Nethack homepage]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGBFut4Uq0 A "commercial for Nethack"]
	*[http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ Dudley's Dungeon, a "popular" Nethack "comic"]
	~~{{Gaming}}~~
	~~<br>~~
	~~{{stub}}~~

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