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GirlOnInternet: Reverted edit by Areyousure (talk) to last revision by imported>MarioMario456

2024-08-06T08:59:04Z

Reverted edit by Areyousure (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>MarioMario456|imported>MarioMario456]]

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	<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.		<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.
	<br>3. Go to the Trading Post		<br>3. Go to the Trading Post
	<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth ~~it bitches~~"[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.		<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth "[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.
	<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).		<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).
	<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.		<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.

Areyousure: /* Moar trolling */

2024-08-06T08:47:32Z

Moar trolling

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	<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.		<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.
	<br>3. Go to the Trading Post		<br>3. Go to the Trading Post
	<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth "[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.		<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth it bitches"[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.
	<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).		<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).
	<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.		<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.

imported>MarioMario456 at 17:53, 23 October 2021

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	{{cg\|Bori makes a board and no one gives a fuck\|~~Bori makes a board and no one gives a fuck~~\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{cg\|Bori makes a board and no one gives a fuck\|Borimakesaboardandnoonegivesafuck\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:BoriFaggot1.png\|Don't let the number of replies fool you. 95% of them are his own. He still holds his non-existent crown high.		Image:BoriFaggot1.png\|Don't let the number of replies fool you. 95% of them are his own. He still holds his non-existent crown high.
	Image:BoriFaggot2.png\|You thought we were joking? Just look.		Image:BoriFaggot2.png\|You thought we were joking? Just look.
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	==NeoPorn==		==NeoPorn==
	<center>{{cg~~\|GalleryOfFailAIDs~~\|Gallery of failAIDs\|center\|<gallery>		<center>{{cg\|Gallery of failAIDs\|GalleryOfFailAIDs\|center\|<gallery>
	Image:Rule_34-neopets_gelerts.jpg		Image:Rule_34-neopets_gelerts.jpg
	Image:Rule_34-neopets_animated.gif		Image:Rule_34-neopets_animated.gif

imported>Xgmn: /* NeoBoards */

2017-06-07T02:46:36Z

NeoBoards

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	Image:Neopetsusersarenewfags.png\|LOL WUT!		Image:Neopetsusersarenewfags.png\|LOL WUT!
	Image:NeoNaziPetemeetsNeopets.jpg\|NeoPets admins are bigots.		Image:NeoNaziPetemeetsNeopets.jpg\|NeoPets admins are bigots.
	Image:Takecareofurpixles.png\|Make sure you take good care of your ~~pixles~~.		Image:Takecareofurpixles.png\|Make sure you take good care of your pixels.
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

imported>Xgmn: /* NeoBoards */

2017-06-07T02:36:05Z

NeoBoards

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	*Roleplaying (RP): hich is full of ''[[Inuyasha]]'' [[fangirls]], High Schoolers and [[fags]] with their [[vampire]] or teens injected with animal DNA roleplays involving [[Mary-Sue]] characters with no originality. These "original" characters tend to be "goffic" or "badass" due to their trench coats and/or combat boots. Typical descriptions for said character contain unnecessary details about this person's past and how they angst about being [[almost raped]] during their childhood. Don't be surprised if lyrics from [[shit]] bands such as My Chemical Romance and Linkin Park appear in the posts to somehow describe just how emo or troubled the character is. Many young children learn to [[fap]] here, due to [[horny\|M@ting season wolf roleplays]].		*Roleplaying (RP): hich is full of ''[[Inuyasha]]'' [[fangirls]], High Schoolers and [[fags]] with their [[vampire]] or teens injected with animal DNA roleplays involving [[Mary-Sue]] characters with no originality. These "original" characters tend to be "goffic" or "badass" due to their trench coats and/or combat boots. Typical descriptions for said character contain unnecessary details about this person's past and how they angst about being [[almost raped]] during their childhood. Don't be surprised if lyrics from [[shit]] bands such as My Chemical Romance and Linkin Park appear in the posts to somehow describe just how emo or troubled the character is. Many young children learn to [[fap]] here, due to [[horny\|M@ting season wolf roleplays]].

	*Neopian Writers: Whose inhabitants are either pompous, Grammar Nazi control freaks, stupid [[lolcows]] who want their work "seriously critiqued" and trolls. It is 98% trolls~~. Also, there is no such thing as spam. THE NW IS ON TOPIC~~. The sad thing is that some of these people are actually talented writers, but choose to waste their talent writing fics about their pets or some of NeoPets' many [[gay]] characters.		*Neopian Writers: Whose inhabitants are either pompous, Grammar Nazi control freaks, stupid [[lolcows]] who want their work "seriously critiqued" and trolls. It is 98% trolls. The sad thing is that some of these people are actually talented writers, but choose to waste their talent writing fics about their pets or some of NeoPets' many [[gay]] characters.

	*Virtupets: Teeming with people like [[you]] who've got nothing better to do than to eat Pocky in front of your computer while stalking the boards in search of an interesting topic.		*Virtupets: Teeming with people like [[you]] who've got nothing better to do than to eat Pocky in front of your computer while stalking the boards in search of an interesting topic.

imported>AlGore at 03:21, 21 August 2016

2016-08-21T03:21:05Z

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	In other words, he recognizes L. Ron's ingenious business strategy of making people think they need to buy at least one hundred different pieces of shit in order to make themselves happy. The only difference is L. Ron did this with adults and Doug Donut did this with [[loli\|9 year old girls]].		In other words, he recognizes L. Ron's ingenious business strategy of making people think they need to buy at least one hundred different pieces of shit in order to make themselves happy. The only difference is L. Ron did this with adults and Doug Donut did this with [[loli\|9 year old girls]].

	NeoPets hasn't targeted their weak minded adherents to join the church yet, however conversion to Scientology is mandatory for NeoPets employees if they want to be promoted. ~~[http://kotaku.com/gaming/neo-pets/inside-the-cult-of-neopets-141826.php]~~		NeoPets hasn't targeted their weak minded adherents to join the church yet, however conversion to Scientology is mandatory for NeoPets employees if they want to be promoted. {{Archive\|05CFG}}

	{{quote2\|The [[fail\|negative]] [[AIDS\|aspects]] of NeoPets, all came from the side of Scientology-oriented business structure/psyche. From the very get-go, any employee who applies for a job, will be faced with a couple of personality screening tests. I shit you not, I had a more comfortable time with my SAT's in High School! [[QFT\|A lot of people make fun of Scientologists]] in an ignorant sort of way; they [[bitches don't know\|don't really know]] [[buttsecks\|what goes on]] behind the [[curtains]], but I assure you, [[Tori Sue Heck\|it's not pretty]]. In hindsight, it's a little ironic that many of the execs are part of the [[cult]], and many fledglings didn't seem to get promoted to that level without first converting (this was the case while I was there).\|Former NeoPets slave}}		{{quote2\|The [[fail\|negative]] [[AIDS\|aspects]] of NeoPets, all came from the side of Scientology-oriented business structure/psyche. From the very get-go, any employee who applies for a job, will be faced with a couple of personality screening tests. I shit you not, I had a more comfortable time with my SAT's in High School! [[QFT\|A lot of people make fun of Scientologists]] in an ignorant sort of way; they [[bitches don't know\|don't really know]] [[buttsecks\|what goes on]] behind the [[curtains]], but I assure you, [[Tori Sue Heck\|it's not pretty]]. In hindsight, it's a little ironic that many of the execs are part of the [[cult]], and many fledglings didn't seem to get promoted to that level without first converting (this was the case while I was there).\|Former NeoPets slave}}

imported>Midnight's Reich: /* See also */

2016-06-23T05:25:35Z

imported>Midnight's Reich: /* See also */

2016-06-23T05:16:11Z

imported>Midnight's Reich at 00:32, 12 May 2016

2016-05-12T00:32:00Z

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	They will also suck your money from you at a cost of $8 a month, or $70 a year, to help get rid of ads, and also to get "premium-only NeoBoards" and a "Super Shop Wizard," which is way better than your average non-Premium Shop Wizard, but they shall continue to advertise themselves on TV, therefore disowning their own pledge to their players, turning into nasty, cock-sucking, money-hungry bitches. The worst part is that [[Facepalm\|people are actually buying this shit.]] Lastly, no one knows where to put the [[altcaps\|internal capitalization]] in any of the NeoWords on NeoPets.		They will also suck your money from you at a cost of $8 a month, or $70 a year, to help get rid of ads, and also to get "premium-only NeoBoards" and a "Super Shop Wizard," which is way better than your average non-Premium Shop Wizard, but they shall continue to advertise themselves on TV, therefore disowning their own pledge to their players, turning into nasty, cock-sucking, money-hungry bitches. The worst part is that [[Facepalm\|people are actually buying this shit.]] Lastly, no one knows where to put the [[altcaps\|internal capitalization]] in any of the NeoWords on NeoPets.

	==Wielding the ~~Banhammer~~==		==Wielding the banhammer.==
	[[Image:Saddam_neopets.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Upon learning that his death sentence was to be upheld, Saddam set his priorities straight.]]		[[Image:Saddam_neopets.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Upon learning that his death sentence was to be upheld, Saddam set his priorities straight.]]
	The NeoPets staff wield the banhammer like [[Nazi]]s and users can quickly find their accounts frozen for no real apparent reason at any given time. Breaking a tiny rule that was hidden away in a past editorial, or being really good at a shitty childrens game can cause people to report you for cheating. Even uploading a video on YouTube with your username in it are among the many reasons the staff can ban the shit out of a 12-year-old.		The NeoPets staff wield the banhammer like [[Nazi]]s and users can quickly find their accounts frozen for no real apparent reason at any given time. Breaking a tiny rule that was hidden away in a past editorial, or being really good at a shitty childrens game can cause people to report you for cheating. Even uploading a video on YouTube with your username in it are among the many reasons the staff can ban the shit out of a 12-year-old.
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	<br>6. Enjoy the ride?		<br>6. Enjoy the ride?

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	* [[NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie]] - A videogame made for the [[PS2]] from [[2005]].		* [[NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie]] - A videogame made for the [[PS2]] from [[2005]].
	* [[12-year-old girls]]		* [[12-year-old girls]]

imported>Midnight's Reich: /* See Also */

2016-05-10T13:59:12Z

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	<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.		<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.
	<br>3. Go to the Trading Post		<br>3. Go to the Trading Post
	<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth ~~it bitches~~"[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.		<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth "[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.
	<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).		<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).
	<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.		<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.

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	<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.		<br>2. Play some games and get like [[Over9000\|10,000]] Neopoints.
	<br>3. Go to the Trading Post		<br>3. Go to the Trading Post
	<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth "[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.		<br>4. Look for trades that are supposedly worth it bitches"[[sex\|xxx]]" hundred thousands.
	<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).		<br>5. Offer "[[Sex\|xxx]]" (some are dumb enough to accidentally accept).
	<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.		<br>6. Once you got the [[Aids\|item(s)]] discard or donate them immediately.

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	==See also==		==See also==
	* [[12-year-old girls]]
	* [[Evony]]		* [[Evony]]
	* [[FemaleGoodra]]		* [[FemaleGoodra]]
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	* [[Subeta]]		* [[Subeta]]
	* [[Tamagotchi]]		* [[Tamagotchi]]
			* [[12-year-old girls]]

	==External links==		==External links==

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	==See also==		==See also==
	* [[NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie]] - A videogame made for the [[PS2]] from [[2005]].
	* [[12-year-old girls]]		* [[12-year-old girls]]
			* [[Evony]]
	* [[FemaleGoodra]]		* [[FemaleGoodra]]
	* [[Furry-Paws]]		* [[Furry-Paws]]
			* [[MyAdopts]]
			* [[Neodrama]]
			* [[NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie]]: A videogame made for the [[PS2]] in [[2005]].
	* [[Neotomi]]		* [[Neotomi]]
			* [[Subeta]]
	* [[Tamagotchi]]		* [[Tamagotchi]]
	* [[Evony]]
	* [[Subeta]]
	* [[Neodrama]]
	* [[MyAdopts]]

	==External links==		==External links==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie]] - A videogame made for the [[PS2]] in [[2005]].		* [[NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie]] - A videogame made for the [[PS2]] from [[2005]].
	* [[12-year-old girls]]		* [[12-year-old girls]]
	* [[FemaleGoodra]]		* [[FemaleGoodra]]