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imported>YaroslavTV at 18:52, 7 November 2021

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	{{timeline\|Featured article October 28 & 29, [[2014]]\|[[Shahn Christian Andersen]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Halloween]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article October 28 & 29, [[2014]]\|[[Shahn Christian Andersen]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Halloween]]}}
	{{Timeline\|Featured article October 23 and 24, [[2017]]\|[[Eminem]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Tyler Malka]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article October 23 and 24, [[2017]]\|[[Eminem]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Tyler Malka]]}}

imported>ElSegCunt: /* GeoNAF Reset Era Whoever the fuck NeoFAGS scatter to the winds */

2018-09-24T18:08:18Z

GeoNAF Reset Era Whoever the fuck NeoFAGS scatter to the winds

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	===<s>[http://geonaf.com/ GeoNAF]</s> <s>Reset Era</s> <s>Whoever the fuck</s> NeoFAGS scatter to the winds===		===<s>[http://geonaf.com/ GeoNAF]</s> <s>Reset Era</s> <s>Whoever the fuck</s> NeoFAGS scatter to the [[Braaaap\|winds]]===

	<s>The NeoGAF rapefugees all flooded to a hastily made replacement forum where the community is split between genuine SJW who loved NeoGAF for the totalitarian, communist microcosm that it was and left because this 5th sexual assault by Tyler (and like 20th by a staff member in general) was just too much for them to bare, and people opening thread after thread about how much the hated Tyler, his forum, his mods, his admins and everything about them and were only pretending so they don't get banned.		<s>The NeoGAF rapefugees all flooded to a hastily made replacement forum where the community is split between genuine SJW who loved NeoGAF for the totalitarian, communist microcosm that it was and left because this 5th sexual assault by Tyler (and like 20th by a staff member in general) was just too much for them to bare, and people opening thread after thread about how much the hated Tyler, his forum, his mods, his admins and everything about them and were only pretending so they don't get banned.
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	The NeoGAF rapefugees have now split up between about 17 different, newly made replacement forums and communities ranging from okay forums, to right wing circlejerks where all the users who hated Tyler and the mods can finally speak freely, to perpetual battlegrounds where former NeoGAF SJWs and anti-SJWs fight over the future identity of their now online pillow fort, to several absolute shitshows run by the same sexual predator mods who resigned from NeoGAF that promise to ramp up the tranny posting and banning up to 11 and be even worse than NeoGAF ever was (one even outright promised not to approve new accounts by users who don't prove they're not white).		The NeoGAF rapefugees have now split up between about 17 different, newly made replacement forums and communities ranging from okay forums, to right wing circlejerks where all the users who hated Tyler and the mods can finally speak freely, to perpetual battlegrounds where former NeoGAF SJWs and anti-SJWs fight over the future identity of their now online pillow fort, to several absolute shitshows run by the same sexual predator mods who resigned from NeoGAF that promise to ramp up the tranny posting and banning up to 11 and be even worse than NeoGAF ever was (one even outright promised not to approve new accounts by users who don't prove they're not white).

	Meanwhile, those rapefugees who don't want to join a sad, day old replacement to a site they hung onto purely due to its former glory, are all migrating to other gaming sites '''and being told to fuck off by the admins.''' That's right, a number of major online gaming communities are outright hostile to former NeoFAGS and are telling them not to join their site. Those that don't, soon realize their mistake when the new arrivals start trying to backseat moderate their new forums into a new NeoGAF by encouraging mods and other users not to talk about games the creators of which they deem to be not progressive enough in a sad attempt to deny them publicity, and are subsequently told to fuck off.		Meanwhile, those rapefugees who don't want to join a sad, day old replacement to a site they hung onto purely due to its former glory, are all migrating to other gaming sites '''and being told to fuck off by the admins.''' That's right, a number of major online gaming communities are outright hostile to former NeoFAGS and are telling them not to join their site. Those that don't soon realize their mistake when the new arrivals start trying to backseat moderate their new forums into a new NeoGAF by encouraging mods and other users not to talk about games the creators of which they deem to be not progressive enough in a sad attempt to deny them publicity, and are subsequently told to fuck off.

	With this, NeoGAF and its legacy is officially dead. None of these splinter ~~site~~, ~~desperetly~~ fighting for NeoGAFS old userbase amongst each other will ever raise to the old ~~sites~~ prominence again. There will be no industry insiders visiting ~~them~~ their sites to create an air of importance around them, Sony or any other company will not dump money on them to shill their ~~wears~~, their users will no longer have any ~~intensive~~ to comply with the draconian rules of the faggot mods for the privilege of posting on a forum nobody cares about, and their unsuccessful campaigns to attack games made by developers who dare to disagree with them or hire [[JonTron]] as a voice actor will be even less successful than they were before.		With this, NeoGAF and its legacy is officially dead. None of these splinter sites, desperately fighting for NeoGAFS old userbase amongst each other, will ever raise to the old site's prominence again. There will be no industry insiders visiting their sites to create an air of importance around them, Sony or any other company will not dump money on them to shill their wares, their users will no longer have any incentive to comply with the draconian rules of the faggot mods for the privilege of posting on a forum nobody cares about, and their unsuccessful campaigns to attack games made by developers who dare to disagree with them or hire [[JonTron]] as a voice actor will be even less successful than they were before.

	NeoGAF is officially dead.		NeoGAF is officially dead.

imported>ElSegCunt: /* FeoNAG */

2018-09-24T17:59:33Z

FeoNAG

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	==FeoNAG==		==FeoNAG==
	[[Image:BellaEveDisgust.jpg\|thumb\|[[clop\|Belle Eve - the NeoGAF mascot]]]]		[[Image:BellaEveDisgust.jpg\|thumb\|[[clop\|Belle Eve - the NeoGAF mascot]]]]
	One day on GAF, a discovery ~~was found~~. Another site called NAG had been [[literally]] copying everything they did. Every fucking thing. [[ToS]], [[Comic Sans\|layout]], announcements, tags, even those little messages under the username. ~~Not~~ believe me? [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=270531 Look for yourself] [https://archive.is/20130706225307/http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=270531 (Archive)].		One day on GAF, a momentous discovery occurred. Another site called NAG had been [[literally]] copying everything they did. Every fucking thing. [[ToS]], [[Comic Sans\|layout]], announcements, tags, even those little messages under the username. Don't believe me? [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=270531 Look for yourself] [https://archive.is/20130706225307/http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=270531 (Archive)].

	But [[It Gets Better\|it gets better]]. Or worse. ~~However~~ you look at it. This guy who runs NAG is from [[~~africa~~]] named Miktar. He's also a [[fuck you i'm a dragon\|dragon furry]]. [http://miktar.deviantart.com/ No,][http://www.sequentialtart.com/archive/may04/mdracon.shtml seriously]. Also, he admits he faps to dinos in the linked thread and says he does it as a hobby and not for a living ([[Fursecution]] would prevent such a market from developing). [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10488586&postcount=472 It gets lulzier here]:		But [[It Gets Better\|it gets better]]. Or worse...however you look at it. This guy who runs NAG is from [[Africa]] named Miktar. He's also a [[fuck you i'm a dragon\|dragon furry]]. [http://miktar.deviantart.com/ No,][http://www.sequentialtart.com/archive/may04/mdracon.shtml seriously]. Also, he admits he faps to dinos in the linked thread and says he does it as a hobby and not for a living ([[Fursecution]] would prevent such a market from developing). [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10488586&postcount=472 It gets lulzier here]:

	{{quote\|I like the curve\|Miktar\|on Dragon Penises.}}		{{quote\|I like the curve\|Miktar\|on Dragon Penises.}}
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	More [[Lost\|plot twists]]! It turns out Miktar's real name is Ed [[vagina\|Kock]] and his husband [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10488841&postcount=557 shows up on NeoGAF to defend him]. This is [[srs bsns]]. Also, a pic of a naked man humping an inflatable dragon was found on his FTP. Seriously.		More [[Lost\|plot twists]]! It turns out Miktar's real name is Ed [[vagina\|Kock]] and his husband [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10488841&postcount=557 shows up on NeoGAF to defend him]. This is [[srs bsns]]. Also, a pic of a naked man humping an inflatable dragon was found on his FTP. Seriously.

	Despite all of this, I think we can all agree the site is still 1,000,~~000~~ better than NeoGAF. They also have Signatures (CLEARLY SUPERIOR!!!!!!)		Despite all of this, I think we can all agree the site is still 1,000,000x better than NeoGAF. They also have Signatures (CLEARLY SUPERIOR!!!!!!).

	==Tyler Rapes a women (and the death of NeoGAF)==		==Tyler Rapes a women (and the death of NeoGAF)==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* NeoGAF Vs. JonTron */

2018-09-24T17:55:13Z

NeoGAF Vs. JonTron

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	==NeoGAF Vs. JonTron==		==NeoGAF Vs. JonTron==
	[[File:SRSLY.gif\|left\|250px]]		[[File:SRSLY.gif\|left\|250px]]
	In its final years, NeoGAF moved from shit-talking to outright slcktivism, actively trying (and failing) to destroy games made by people they don;t agree with. Usually this would be done with the silent treatment. IE: Banning all discussion of a certain game by the mods in an attempt to deny is publicity. But in special cases, the sperg rage would spill over into a full-on retard war.		In its final years, NeoGAF moved from shit-talking to outright slcktivism, actively trying (and failing) to destroy games made by people they don't agree with. Usually this would be done with the silent treatment. IE: Banning all discussion of a certain game by the mods in an attempt to deny it publicity. But in special cases, the sperg rage would spill over into a full-on retard war.

	One such case was their year long war with [[JonTron]]. See, after Jafari came out as [[Nazi\|our guy]], NeoGAF decided they hate him and must wage holy war against him by attacking games he does free cameos ~~for~~.		One such case was their year long war with [[JonTron]]. See, after Jafari{{muslim}} came out as [[Nazi\|our guy]], NeoGAF decided they hate him and must wage holy war against him by attacking games for which he does free cameos.

	'''<u>[[Yooka-Laylee]]</u>''' was the first game they tried to do this for, with hilarious results.<br>		'''<u>[[Yooka-Laylee]]</u>''' was the first game they tried to do this for, with hilarious results.<br>
	You see,the game was a crowdfunded "[[ripoff\|spiritual successor]]" of [[Banjo Kazooie]], of which Jon was a fan (much like [[Mighty No. 9]]... see where this is going yet?). As such, Jon was offered to do a voice for one of the characters. Hearing this, NeoGAF petitioned the creators of the game to remove the cameo in an attempt to hurt Jon by having someone else lose good publicity by removing content Jon wasn't even paid for (???????). What they thought would be gained by this is unclear, but what actually happened was that the game was fucking annihilated.<br>		You see,the game was a crowdfunded "[[ripoff\|spiritual successor]]" of [[Banjo Kazooie]], of which Jon was a fan (much like [[Mighty No. 9]]... see where this is going yet?). As such, Jon was offered to do a voice for one of the characters. Hearing this, NeoGAF petitioned the creators of the game to remove the cameo in an attempt to hurt Jon by having someone else lose good publicity by removing content Jon wasn't even paid for (???????). What they thought would be gained by this is unclear, but what actually happened was that the game was fucking annihilated.<br>
	By removing Jon from the game they engendered animosity with every youtube video game reviewer, who would have been their primary shills. Soon the game was inundated with bad reviews and was dead in the water. Now, was the game actually bad? No one knows because, after all the bad press, no one played it.<br>		By removing Jon from the game they engendered animosity with every youtube video game reviewer, who would have been their primary shills. Soon the game was inundated with bad reviews and was dead in the water. Now, was the game actually bad? No one knows because, after all the bad press, no one played it.<br>
	And so, some third rate developers destroyed their only chance at success with a game they spent years working on by removing a voice cameo from a game that doesn't even have dialog (~~seriously.~~ no one ~~talk~~ in this game they just make funny noises).		And so, some third rate developers destroyed their only chance at success with a game they spent years working on by removing a voice cameo from a game that doesn't even have dialog ([[SRSLY]] - no one talks in this game they just make [[ebonics\|funny noises]]).

	'''<u>A Hat in Time</u>''' was their second attempt to do this, after the massive "success" of the Yooka-Laylee incident. Again they accosted the developers with demands to remove JonTron from the game. Only this time, they were hilariously ignored. JonTron remained in the game, the game got overwhelmingly good reviews, and its developers are openly throwing shade at SJW gaming sites and GAFsters who are desperately looking for something bad to say about it in a ~~sad~~ attempt to hurt its skyrocketing sales.		'''<u>A Hat in Time</u>''' was their second attempt to do this, after the massive "success" of the Yooka-Laylee incident. Again they accosted the developers with demands to remove JonTron from the game. Only this time, they were hilariously ignored. JonTron remained in the game, the game got overwhelmingly good reviews, and its developers are openly throwing shade at SJW gaming sites and GAFsters who are desperately looking for something bad to say about it in a doomed attempt to hurt its skyrocketing sales.

	==FeoNAG==		==FeoNAG==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* The Users */

2018-09-24T17:49:35Z

The Users

imported>ElSegCunt: /* The Mods */

2018-09-24T17:39:12Z

The Mods

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	[[Image:Besada.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Guess which one is NeoGAF mod Besada The [[Obese]]?]]		[[Image:Besada.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Guess which one is NeoGAF mod Besada The [[Obese]]?]]

	The moderation team is a ~~collection~~ of sad cucks, like the fat fuck it the picture that you already saw in this article who is standing next to a tranny he would love to fuck. All of them are ~~sad~~, self ~~hating~~ losers, which explains why one of the mods [https://archive.is/Ubs4b#selection-4251.0-4242.5 had a vasectomy]... wait, that's the same guy again.		The moderation team is a gaggle of sad cucks, like the fat fuck it the picture that you already saw in this article who is standing next to a tranny he would love to fuck. All of them are pathetic, self-loathing losers, which explains why one of the mods [https://archive.is/Ubs4b#selection-4251.0-4242.5 had a vasectomy]... wait, that's the same guy again.

	Their modetorial duties consist of making sure the users are shilling for whichever game they are getting paid to promote this week and finding excuses to ban users they dislike while also looking for ways to justify never banning any trannys or niggers from the forum no matter what they do. All this can be seen in a thread where one of the users leaked private mod conversations with, you guessed it, the same fat fuck.<br />		Their modetorial duties consist of making sure the users are shilling for whichever game they are getting paid to promote this week and finding excuses to ban users they dislike while also looking for ways to justify never banning any trannys or niggers from the forum no matter what they do. All this can be seen in a thread where one of the users leaked private mod conversations with, you guessed it, the '''same fat fuck'''.<br />
	In them, he discusses looking for "ammo" to ban a user he dislikes and how to best protect coons and ~~dick-girls~~ from the banhammer. Ten minutes later the thread was deleted and the user banned (but not before everything was saved).		In them, he discusses looking for "ammo" to ban a user he dislikes and how to best protect coons and ladyboys from the banhammer. Ten minutes later the thread was deleted and the user banned (but not before everything was saved).

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	===amir0x The Pedophile===		===amir0x The Pedophile===
	[[File:Amir0xPrisoner.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Sucks to be you, pedor0x.]]		[[File:Amir0xPrisoner.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Sucks to be you, pedor0x.]]
	On July ~~19th~~, 2017, former NeoGAF mod Christopher John Goldberg who goes by '''amir0x''' is now in court to be charged for two felonies of [[child pornography]] and will be facing state prison. The court also registered amir0x as a child porn loving pedophile of 25 years. With his time facing a reality check in prison instead of fapping to some [[CP]] in NeoGAF (oh wait he's no longer a mod), amir0x will finally live in a cell with a [[~~nigger~~\|big black cellmate]] that will easily make amir0x bend over and take it in the ass like the little bitchGAF he is.		On July 19, 2017, former NeoGAF mod Christopher John Goldberg{{jew}} who goes by '''amir0x''' is now in court to be charged for two felonies of [[child pornography]] and will be facing state prison. The court also registered amir0x as a child porn loving pedophile of 25 years. With his time facing a reality check in prison instead of fapping to some [[CP]] in NeoGAF (oh wait he's no longer a mod), amir0x will finally live in a cell with a [[Bubba\|big black cellmate]] that will easily make amir0x bend over and take it [[in the ass]] like the little bitchGAF he is.

	*[https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/2006232/9890138 Voat - NeoFAG - Christopher Goldberg, AKA amir0x, former Neogaf.com moderator is due in court today over his child pornography charges.]		*[https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/2006232/9890138 Voat - NeoFAG - Christopher Goldberg, AKA amir0x, former Neogaf.com moderator is due in court today over his child pornography charges.]

	On April 12th, 2018, amir0x is now a prisoner in a maximum security prison. Have fun with prison rape, amir0x!		On April 12th, 2018, amir0x is now a prisoner in a maximum security prison. Have fun with [[hott\|prison rape]], amir0x!

	*[https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017 amir0x's CP report]		*[https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017 amir0x's CP report]

imported>ElSegCunt: /* NeoGAF Bans */

2018-09-24T17:33:40Z

NeoGAF Bans

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	*'''Being a junior member with less outrage in a Tamir Rice thread.'''		*'''Being a junior member with less outrage in a Tamir Rice thread.'''
	*'''Asking an honest question about hormones ~~transgenders~~.'''		*'''Asking an honest question about hormones/trannies.'''
	*'''~~Certain games~~ like [[Undertale]] is not the best game.'''		*'''A game like [[Undertale]] is not the best game.'''
	*'''Being a woman telling NeoGAF there's nothing wrong with a fictional female character such as Quiet from [[Metal Gear Solid\|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain]].'''		*'''Being a woman telling NeoGAF there's nothing wrong with a fictional female character such as Quiet from [[Metal Gear Solid\|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain]].'''
	*'''Pointing out Anita Sarkeesian's bullshit.'''		*'''Pointing out Anita Sarkeesian's bullshit.'''

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Going to NeoGAF: A Primer */

2018-09-24T17:26:00Z

Going to NeoGAF: A Primer

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	==Going to NeoGAF: A Primer==		==Going to NeoGAF: A Primer==

	Hey there honest citizen. So you found the [[internet]]. I'm sure you'll be wanting to visit internet based locations relevant to your interests. If you like purchasing [[dildo\|items]], you may try [[eBay]], the internet auction site. If you like watching [[porn\|entertaining videos]], you may want to peruse [[Youtube]]. But if ~~you~~ interests are focused on the new phenomena of "gaming", then you should try <s>[[IGN]]</s> <s>[[Gamespot]]</s> <s>Gamespy</s> <s>Engadget</s> <s>Joystiq</s> NeoGAF.		Hey there honest citizen. So you found the [[internet]]. I'm sure you'll be wanting to visit internet based locations relevant to your interests. If you like purchasing [[dildo\|items]], you may try [[eBay]], the internet auction site. If you like watching [[porn\|entertaining videos]], you may want to peruse [[Youtube]]. But if your interests are focused on the new phenomena of "gaming", then you should try <s>[[IGN]]</s> <s>[[Gamespot]]</s> <s>Gamespy</s> <s>Engadget</s> <s>Joystiq</s> NeoGAF.

	Hold on there Mr. Anxious. You're only getting started at this whole "world wide web" thing, so you need to learn a few rules before you go to sites like NeoGAF.		Hold on there, Mr. Anxious. You're only getting started at this whole "world wide web" thing, so you need to learn a few rules before you go to sites like NeoGAF.

	'''Step 1: Buy an Email'''		'''Step 1: Buy an Email'''

	Though many alternatives that are free exist, [[Something Awful\|you have to pay to get into NeoGAF]]. I hear your pleas. Enough of this "I already paid money for the internet, now the email too? Why can't this 'internet' thing make like evolution and take a hike?". Well, [[lol\|NeoGAF is a quality site]]. Think of it as paying to post there. This is to prevent the harmful [[cancer]] of [[trolls]] from having their way with this site.		Though many alternatives that are free exist, [[Something Awful\|you have to pay to get into NeoGAF]]. I hear your pleas. Enough of this "I already paid money for the internet, now the email too? Why can't this 'internet' thing make like evolution and take a hike?". Well, [[lol\|NeoGAF is a quality site]]. Think of it as paying to post there. This is to prevent the harmful [[cancer]] of [[trolls]] from having their way with this site.
	[[File:NeoGAF retard.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[http://www.quickmeme.com/NeoGAF-Asshole The "NeoGAF asshole" meme] describes them perfectly]]		[[File:NeoGAF retard.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[http://www.quickmeme.com/NeoGAF-Asshole The "NeoGAF asshole" meme] describes them perfectly]].

	'''Step 2: Learn the Lingo'''		'''Step 2: Learn the Lingo'''

	At NeoGAF, you'll experience all kinds of people. As such a "lingua franca" begins to emerge. Terms like LTTP (Late to The Party) and IIRC (If I Recall Correctly) are used profusely in NeoGAF, and it is essential that you use terms like these alot. Some other ones to spam is GAF>(Something here)>GAF and "Ponyfying" your avatar with the ~~courageous~~ visages of the [[MLP]] ponies.		At NeoGAF, you'll experience all kinds of people. As such a "lingua franca" begins to emerge. Terms like LTTP (Late to The Party) and IIRC (If I Recall Correctly) are used profusely in NeoGAF, and it is essential that you use terms like these alot. Some other ones to spam are GAF>(Something here)>GAF and "Ponyfying" your avatar with the sophisticated visages of the [[MLP]] ponies.

	'''Step 3: Write "GAF" correctly'''		'''Step 3: Write "GAF" correctly'''

imported>ElSegCunt: /* The Owner: Tyler Malka */

2018-09-24T17:21:17Z

The Owner: Tyler Malka

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	The site is now dead after it's owner sexually assaulted a woman and all of the mods and admins quit.		The site is now dead after it's owner sexually assaulted a woman and all of the mods and admins quit.

	==The Owner: [[Tyler Malka]]==		==The Owner: [[Tyler Malka]]{{jew}}==
	[[File:TylerMalka26.jpg\|left\|180px]]		[[File:TylerMalka26.jpg\|left\|180px]]
	'''Tyler "[[EviLore]]" Malka''' is the ~~sad~~ [[loser]] and high school dropout who created this site after "Gaming Era Forums" shut down and he fell ass-backwards into "success" after his temporary replacement site became the only thing on the market and he accidentally went from being a second rate mod to the leader of a community that was built on someone else's dime. He has been implicated in several dramas including leaking revenge [[porn]] and facepainting it, making [[racist]] posts, calling [[Leigh Alexander]] names before changing his mind and going [[SJW]] for pageviews, banning a forum member for refusing to sleep with him and shoving his fat fingers up some woman's [[ass]] because he bought her a drink so now she owes him [[sex]].		'''Tyler "[[EviLore]]" Malka''' is the miserable [[loser]] and high school dropout who created this site after "Gaming Era Forums" shut down and he fell ass-backwards into "success" after his temporary replacement site became the only thing on the market and he accidentally went from being a second rate mod to the leader of a community that was built on someone else's dime. He has been implicated in several dramas including leaking revenge [[porn]] and facepainting it, making [[racist]] posts, calling [[Leigh Alexander]] names before changing his mind and going [[SJW]] for pageviews, banning a forum member for refusing to sleep with him and shoving his fat fingers up some woman's [[ass]] because he bought her a drink so now she owes him [[sex]].

	Tyler is a giant [[nerd]], desperately [[trying too hard]] to impress his [[you have no friends\|internet friends]] into thinking he is cool and banning anyone on NeoGAF who say that [[truth\|he isn't]]. But despite making a bunch of money from shilling [[Sony]] on his site, [[HAHAHA, OH WOW\|he still can't find one woman to sleep with him]] and spends most days doing group activities alone so that he can take pictures of it and later post about it on NeoGAF.		Tyler is a giant [[nerd\|cunt]], desperately [[trying too hard]] to impress his [[you have no friends\|internet friends]] into thinking he is cool and banning anyone on NeoGAF who say that [[truth\|he isn't]]. But despite making a bunch of money from shilling [[Sony]] on his site, [[HAHAHA, OH WOW\|he still can't find one woman to sleep with him]] and spends most days doing group activities alone so that he can take pictures of it and later post about it on NeoGAF.

	~~Recently~~ accused of sexually assaulting (yet another) woman and the site is now dead.		He was recently accused of sexually assaulting ''yet another'' woman and the site is now dead.

	==Going to NeoGAF: A Primer==		==Going to NeoGAF: A Primer==

imported>IvoRobotnik: /* amir0x The Pedophile */

2018-04-30T05:36:50Z

amir0x The Pedophile

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	===amir0x The Pedophile===		===amir0x The Pedophile===
	On July 19th, 2017, former NeoGAF mod Christopher Goldberg who goes by '''amir0x''' is now in court to be charged for two felonies of [[child pornography]] and will be facing state prison. The court also registered amir0x as a child porn loving pedophile of 25 years. With his time facing a reality check in prison instead of fapping to some [[CP]] in NeoGAF (oh wait he's no longer a mod), amir0x will finally live in a cell with a [[nigger\|big black cellmate]] that will easily make amir0x bend over and take it in the ass like the little bitchGAF he is.		[[File:Amir0xPrisoner.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Sucks to be you, pedor0x.]]
			On July 19th, 2017, former NeoGAF mod Christopher John Goldberg who goes by '''amir0x''' is now in court to be charged for two felonies of [[child pornography]] and will be facing state prison. The court also registered amir0x as a child porn loving pedophile of 25 years. With his time facing a reality check in prison instead of fapping to some [[CP]] in NeoGAF (oh wait he's no longer a mod), amir0x will finally live in a cell with a [[nigger\|big black cellmate]] that will easily make amir0x bend over and take it in the ass like the little bitchGAF he is.

	*[https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/2006232/9890138 Voat - NeoFAG - Christopher Goldberg, AKA amir0x, former Neogaf.com moderator is due in court today over his child pornography charges.]		*[https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/2006232/9890138 Voat - NeoFAG - Christopher Goldberg, AKA amir0x, former Neogaf.com moderator is due in court today over his child pornography charges.]

			On April 12th, 2018, amir0x is now a prisoner in a maximum security prison. Have fun with prison rape, amir0x!

			*[https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017 amir0x's CP report]

	==The Users==		==The Users==

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	After the cleansing of every rational individual that used to post there by [[feminazi]] mods, the site is now full of [[autistic]] [[Basement-dwellers\|shut-ins]] who go on [[social justice]] crusades and pretend to be better than everyone else judging them using unrealistic standards that make no sense in real life and their own admin can't hold himself up to because he's literally a racist and sexual harasser. Opa-Ages is frequently hosting [http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/78981-you-enter-the-room-of-a-gaffot/ neoGAF special olympics threads] to decide on the biggest awkward aspie of the month. These are actually photos they chose and posted of themselves in the FaceGAF thread which means they were the best they could find. Yes, these people look like that at their best.		After the cleansing of every rational individual that used to post there by [[feminazi]] mods, the site is now full of [[autistic]] [[Basement-dwellers\|shut-ins]] who go on [[social justice]] crusades and pretend to be better than everyone else judging them using unrealistic standards that make no sense in real life and their own admin can't hold himself up to because he's literally a racist and sexual harasser. Opa-Ages is frequently hosting [http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/78981-you-enter-the-room-of-a-gaffot/ neoGAF special olympics threads] to decide on the biggest awkward aspie of the month. These are actually photos they chose and posted of themselves in the FaceGAF thread which means they were the best they could find. Yes, these people look like that at their best.

	The members spend all their time dodging bullets because, on one hand, NeoGAF wants to be known as an "edgy" troll forum (even though not a single member on it has ever talked to a girl), but on the other, Tyler wants to suck-up to SJWs whom he hates despite the fact he's [[almost raped]] a girl. So posting is a ~~russian~~ roulette where you have to guess if this week people are being banned for being too racist or for not racist enough.		The members spend all their time dodging bullets because, on one hand, NeoGAF wants to be known as an "edgy" troll forum (even though not a single member on it has ever talked to a girl), but on the other, Tyler wants to suck-up to SJWs whom he hates despite the fact he's [[almost raped]] a girl. So posting is a Russian roulette where you have to guess if this week people are being banned for being too racist or for not racist enough.

	You also can't say a single thing against the mods without getting banned. And we're not even talking about insults, just opinions. If a mod ~~like~~ [[faggot\|Bruce ~~Springstine~~]] and you like [[Homo\|Jon Bon Jovi]] then you're fucking outta' here.		You also can't say a single thing against the mods without getting banned. And we're not even talking about insults, just opinions. If a mod likes [[faggot\|Bruce Springsteen]] and you like [[Homo\|Jon Bon Jovi]] then you're fucking outta' here.

	Lastly, you have to be mindful of which game company is paying Tyler to promote is this week. Praise or criticize the wrong one and you are banned.		Lastly, you have to be mindful of which game company is [[whore\|paying Tyler to promote]] is this week. Praise or criticize the wrong one and you are banned.

	As a result, being banned on this forum is a guessing game and its [[autistic]] ~~member~~ spend their time schizophrenically switching between [[trying too hard]] to be trolls who are "[[Too cool for the Internet]]", and feminist allies who [[white knight]] [[Anita]].		As a result, being banned on this forum is a guessing game and its [[autistic]] members spend their time schizophrenically switching between [[trying too hard]] to be trolls who are "[[Too cool for the Internet]]", and feminist allies who [[white knight]] [[Anita]].

	The result is both sad, and hilarious to watch... ~~Mostly sad~~.		The result is both sad, and hilarious to watch... like a clown dying.

	====Members of NeoFAG: Pedophiles <s>in Denial?</s>====		====Members of NeoFAG: Pedophiles <s>in Denial?</s>====
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	[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485157 Posted on August, the third, 2012], RurouniZel, a [[Lonely\|roneryfag]] and a [[Fanboy\|shittyFan]], of [[Shit\|2D]] [[Sonic]] games, insisted with a [[TL;DR]] message that NeoFags who enjoy the [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|Atelier]] series were being Accused of being [[pedophiles]] without giving examples of said accusations. It seems a those accusations came up on previous threads and the result was a garbage [[circlejerk]] of people arguing over the pros and cons of [[child porn\|pedophilia]].		[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485157 Posted on August, the third, 2012], RurouniZel, a [[Lonely\|roneryfag]] and a [[Fanboy\|shittyFan]], of [[Shit\|2D]] [[Sonic]] games, insisted with a [[TL;DR]] message that NeoFags who enjoy the [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|Atelier]] series were being Accused of being [[pedophiles]] without giving examples of said accusations. It seems a those accusations came up on previous threads and the result was a garbage [[circlejerk]] of people arguing over the pros and cons of [[child porn\|pedophilia]].

	This may seem like an isolated incident, but it fucking isn't. Apparently, NeoGAF is a safe-haven for [[Child Molester\|child molesters]] who troll the site for (not even) [[jailbait]]. Various ~~thread~~ about [[Child Abuse\|kiddie fiddling]] have been posted over the years and a number of real-life [[Pedobear\|pedobears]] operate fairly openly on a forum filled with [[loli\|children]]. [http://theralphretort.com/neogaf-pedophile-problem/ One particular thread has been saved by TheRalphRetort] where the entire forum, including one of the moderators (and not the one quoted above~~... Yes,~~ there are several pedo-sympathizer mods on GAF) rushed to the defense of someone who admitted to being sexually attracted to little kids.		This may seem like an isolated incident, but it fucking isn't. Apparently, NeoGAF is a safe-haven for [[Child Molester\|child molesters]] who troll the site for (not even) [[jailbait]]. Various threads about [[Child Abuse\|kiddie fiddling]] have been posted over the years and a number of real-life [[Pedobear\|pedobears]] operate fairly openly on a forum filled with [[loli\|children]]. [http://theralphretort.com/neogaf-pedophile-problem/ One particular thread has been saved by TheRalphRetort] where the entire forum, including one of the moderators (and not the one quoted above - there are several pedo-sympathizer mods on GAF) rushed to the defense of someone who admitted to being sexually attracted to little kids.

	Not only did they defend the ''potential'' statutory rapist, the defended a '''literal''' one when '''<u>at least</u> one user admitted to being an active pedophile.'''		Not only did they defend the ''potential'' statutory rapist, the defended a '''literal''' one when '''<u>at least</u> one user admitted to being an active pedophile.'''
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	After the article on TheRalphRetort was posted NeoGAF's army of [[Baby Fuck\|baby fuckers]] tried to get their butthurt revenge on Ralph but were unable to take him down because he's not a [[12-year-old girls\|12 year old girl]].		After the article on TheRalphRetort was posted NeoGAF's army of [[Baby Fuck\|baby fuckers]] tried to get their butthurt revenge on Ralph but were unable to take him down because he's not a [[12-year-old girls\|12 year old girl]].

	And gay incest. NeoGAF would argue if heterosexual incest or homosexual incest is better.		And gay incest. NeoGAF would argue if heterosexual incest or [[wincest\|homosexual incest]] is better.

	{{clear}}		{{clear}}