Neil Breen - Revision history

imported>Zew0: /* Fateful Findings (2013) */

2022-11-20T17:57:12Z

Fateful Findings (2013)

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Fateful Findings (2013)

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	The film ends with Dylan uncovering some vague, unidentified government and corporate corruption and uses his Breen Magic to make all the officials involved in this [[An hero\|commit suicide]] ''en masse'' while giving some sort of generic anti-corruption speech in front of a green screen effect of the Supreme Court so awful that it makes the baby from ''American Sniper'' look realistic.		The film ends with Dylan uncovering some vague, unidentified government and corporate corruption and uses his Breen Magic to make all the officials involved in this [[An hero\|commit suicide]] ''en masse'' while giving some sort of generic anti-corruption speech in front of a green screen effect of the Supreme Court so awful that it makes the baby from ''American Sniper'' look realistic.

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	===Twisted Pair (2018)===		===Twisted Pair (2018)===

imported>Zew0: i was on the fence

2022-11-20T17:47:43Z

i was on the fence

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imported>Zew0: i was on the fence

2022-11-20T17:47:43Z

i was on the fence

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	I really can't do justice to the batshit insanity of this movie with mere words, but luckily someone has uploaded it to YouTube, so I'd suggest you watch it quick before the dozens of major film companies who are fighting each other tooth and nail for the DVD distribution rights file DMCA takedown orders.		I really can't do justice to the batshit insanity of this movie with mere words, but luckily someone has uploaded it to YouTube, so I'd suggest you watch it quick before the dozens of major film companies who are fighting each other tooth and nail for the DVD distribution rights file DMCA takedown orders.

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	===Fateful Findings (2013)===		===Fateful Findings (2013)===

imported>Zew0: /* Double Down (2005) */

2022-11-20T17:45:09Z

Double Down (2005)

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Double Down (2005)

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	===I Am Here....Now (2009)===		===I Am Here....Now (2009)===

imported>Admiraladama: /* Neil Breen: The Movies */

2019-03-09T07:59:59Z

Neil Breen: The Movies

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			===Twisted Pair (2018)===
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	==Breen Film Reviews==		==Breen Film Reviews==

imported>Seenit45: /* See Also */

2018-01-15T08:26:53Z

imported>Seenit45: /* See Also */

2018-01-15T08:25:51Z

imported>Zew0: OCD

2016-07-23T11:52:33Z

OCD

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	Scorsese, Kubrick, Spielberg—these names all conjure up images of original, breathtaking cinema. However, we are blessed to live in a time where all those names will be but a pale shadow in comparison to a visionary [[Noob\|newcomer]]. A man whose name will soon stand with such silver screen giants as [[MST3K\|Coleman Francis]] and [[Manos: The Hands of Fate\|Harold P. Warren]]. We, of course, speak of none other than '''Neil Breen'''.		Scorsese, Kubrick, Spielberg—these names all conjure up images of original, breathtaking cinema. However, we are blessed to live in a time where all those names will be but a pale shadow in comparison to a visionary [[Noob\|newcomer]]. A man whose name will soon stand with such silver screen giants as [[MST3K\|Coleman Francis]] and [[Manos: The Hands of Fate\|Harold P. Warren]]. We, of course, speak of none other than '''Neil Breen'''.

	Neil Breen is nothing short of an [[angel]] sent from [[heaven]]. And we mean that quite [[literally]], because if you watch his movies he often stars as an [[alien]] or [[Jesus]] or ''Alien Jesus'' (yes, [[srsly]]). Breen has some sort of [[narcissistic]] obsession with depicting himself (as he is ''always'' the main star of his own movies) as a supernatural force of [[Moralfag\|moral righteousness]] who descends upon earth to teach we [[NORP\|mere mortals]] the ~~err~~ of our ways. Even when playing a human he will have incredible [[skillz]], such as being a super-[[h4x0r]], and will still eventually gain some sort of magic power during the course of the film.		Neil Breen is nothing short of an [[angel]] sent from [[heaven]]. And we mean that quite [[literally]], because if you watch his movies he often stars as an [[alien]] or [[Jesus]] or ''Alien Jesus'' (yes, [[srsly]]). Breen has some sort of [[narcissistic]] obsession with depicting himself (as he is ''always'' the main star of his own movies) as a supernatural force of [[Moralfag\|moral righteousness]] who descends upon earth to teach we [[NORP\|mere mortals]] the error of our ways. Even when playing a human he will have incredible [[skillz]], such as being a super-[[h4x0r]], and will still eventually gain some sort of magic power during the course of the film.

	His films basically combine the technical mastery, story structure, and emotional depth of [[Derek Savage]] and [[Birdemic\|James Nguyen]], only with massive amounts of [[unwarranted self-importance]] which rival that of [[Tommy Wiseau]] added to the mix.		His films basically combine the technical mastery, story structure, and emotional depth of [[Derek Savage]] and [[Birdemic\|James Nguyen]], only with massive amounts of [[unwarranted self-importance]] which rival that of [[Tommy Wiseau]] added to the mix.

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	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	Scorsese, Kubrick, Spielberg—these names all conjure up images of original, breathtaking cinema. However, we are blessed to live in a time where all those names will be but a pale shadow in comparison to a visionary [[Noob\|newcomer]]. A man whose name will soon stand with such silver screen giants as [[MST3K\|Coleman Francis]] and [[Manos: The Hands of Fate\|Harold P. Warren]]. We, of course, speak of none other than '''Neil Breen'''.		Scorsese, Kubrick, Spielberg—these names all conjure up images of original, breathtaking cinema. However, we are blessed to live in a time where all those names will be but a pale shadow in comparison to a visionary [[Noob\|newcomer]]. A man whose name will soon stand with such silver screen giants as [[MST3K\|Coleman Francis]] and [[Manos: The Hands of Fate\|Harold P. Warren]]. We, of course, speak of none other than '''Neil Breen'''.

	Neil Breen is nothing short of an [[angel]] sent from [[heaven]]. And we mean that quite [[literally]], because if you watch his movies he often stars as an [[alien]] or [[Jesus]] or ''Alien Jesus'' (yes, [[srsly]]). Breen has some sort of [[narcissistic]] obsession with depicting himself (as he is ''always'' the main star of his own movies) as a supernatural force of [[Moralfag\|moral righteousness]] who descends upon earth to teach we [[NORP\|mere mortals]] the ~~err~~ of our ways. Even when playing a human he will have incredible [[skillz]], such as being a super-[[h4x0r]], and will still eventually gain some sort of magic power during the course of the film.		Neil Breen is nothing short of an [[angel]] sent from [[heaven]]. And we mean that quite [[literally]], because if you watch his movies he often stars as an [[alien]] or [[Jesus]] or ''Alien Jesus'' (yes, [[srsly]]). Breen has some sort of [[narcissistic]] obsession with depicting himself (as he is ''always'' the main star of his own movies) as a supernatural force of [[Moralfag\|moral righteousness]] who descends upon earth to teach we [[NORP\|mere mortals]] the error of our ways. Even when playing a human he will have incredible [[skillz]], such as being a super-[[h4x0r]], and will still eventually gain some sort of magic power during the course of the film.

	His films basically combine the technical mastery, story structure, and emotional depth of [[Derek Savage]] and [[Birdemic\|James Nguyen]], only with massive amounts of [[unwarranted self-importance]] which rival that of [[Tommy Wiseau]] added to the mix.		His films basically combine the technical mastery, story structure, and emotional depth of [[Derek Savage]] and [[Birdemic\|James Nguyen]], only with massive amounts of [[unwarranted self-importance]] which rival that of [[Tommy Wiseau]] added to the mix.