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imported>Mr Jonzz at 14:22, 16 May 2013

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imported>Mr Jonzz at 14:22, 16 May 2013

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			[[File:Neighbours.jpg\|thumb\|G'day mate!]]
	[[Image:Neighboursjailbait.JPG\|thumb\|Fans discussing the show's new upbeat storylines]]		[[Image:Neighboursjailbait.JPG\|thumb\|Fans discussing the show's new upbeat storylines]]
	~~[[Image:Meatloaf.jpg\|thumb\|Who says Meat Loaf can't act?]]~~

	'''Neighbours''' is a much loved, long-running TV sitcom filmed in [[Australia]] and particularly popular in [[England]], it was also shown in [[America]] for a short time but [[epic]]ally failed in the ratings.		'''Neighbours''' is a much loved, long-running TV sitcom filmed in [[Australia]] and particularly popular in [[England]], it was also shown in [[America]] for a short time but [[epic]]ally failed in the ratings.

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	== The show ==		== The show ==
	In the beginning the show focused on the two bloodthirsty warring tribes of Ramsay Street, known as the ‘Robinsons’ and the ‘Ramsays’ (hence the street name). However, all of the tribe members so far have either died, moved away or been fired for snorting cocaine off set, apart from old ‘peg leg’ Robinson, his daughter Elle and son Robert (currently incarcerated for being a murderous sociopath).
	[[Image:Susan.JPG\|thumb\|Susan - takes no prisoners]]		[[Image:Susan.JPG\|thumb\|Susan - takes no prisoners]]
	[[Image:Janae.JPG\|thumb\|Scarred for life - one of Karl's victims]]		[[Image:Janae.JPG\|thumb\|Scarred for life - one of Karl's victims]]
			[[Image:Meatloaf.jpg\|thumb\|Who says Meat Loaf can't act?]]
			In the beginning the show focused on the two bloodthirsty warring tribes of Ramsay Street, known as the ‘Robinsons’ and the ‘Ramsays’ (hence the street name). However, all of the tribe members so far have either died, moved away or been fired for snorting cocaine off set, apart from old ‘peg leg’ Robinson, his daughter Elle and son Robert (currently incarcerated for being a murderous sociopath).

	At present the main characters are a ruthless [[lesbian]] known as Susan and a [[paedophile]] named Karl who have an on-off sham marriage, which serves as a cover to hide their deviant sexual proclivities. They spend most of their time plotting the sexploitation of all other Ramsay Street residents from their fortified bunker known as the Kennedy household. Karl, being the clever [[pedo]] that he is, even managed to set up a children’s birthday party entertainment band known as ‘Oodles and Noodles’ with his sidekick, the emotionally stunted Ned Parker from house number 30. Unfortunately, viewer figures dropped so dramatically each time Karl opened his mouth for a sing-a-long that the idea was consequently scrapped by the directors.		At present the main characters are a ruthless [[lesbian]] known as Susan and a [[paedophile]] named Karl who have an on-off sham marriage, which serves as a cover to hide their deviant sexual proclivities. They spend most of their time plotting the sexploitation of all other Ramsay Street residents from their fortified bunker known as the Kennedy household. Karl, being the clever [[pedo]] that he is, even managed to set up a children’s birthday party entertainment band known as ‘Oodles and Noodles’ with his sidekick, the emotionally stunted Ned Parker from house number 30. Unfortunately, viewer figures dropped so dramatically each time Karl opened his mouth for a sing-a-long that the idea was consequently scrapped by the directors.
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	<center><youtube>XvEpof9M0R4</youtube><br>		<center><youtube>XvEpof9M0R4</youtube><br>
	'''Terrorism devastates Ramsay St.'''</center>		'''Terrorism devastates Ramsay St.'''</center>

			==See also==
			*[[Soap opera]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==
	*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]		*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]

			{{Television}}
	{{Australia}}		{{Australia}}
	~~{{Television}}~~
	[[Category:TV Shows]]		[[Category:TV Shows]]

imported>Schnookums: /* External links */

2013-05-01T16:22:38Z

External links

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	*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]		*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]
	{{Australia}}		{{Australia}}
			{{Television}}
	[[Category:TV Shows]]		[[Category:TV Shows]]

imported>Gray: /* As a career launcher */

2012-12-26T11:44:29Z

As a career launcher

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	== As a career launcher ==		== As a career launcher ==
	During its mammoth run Neighbours has acted as a stepping-stone in helping numerous Australian [[attention whores]] force themselves upon the world. One, a certain Kylie Minogue, has set a precedent unmatched so far by any other. Although her endless romping about on stage in skimpy gear has undoubtedly made an invaluable contribution to nurturing [[16 year old girls]] [[ana]] complexes, her greatest achievement to date by far has been to scare a whole generation of teenage girls into believing they have breast cancer - latest reports are that breastectomies are up 200% since 2005. Others, however, weren’t so lucky. Holly Valance who starred as Flick, arrogantly declared that she was going to ‘be bigger than Kylie’ before being promptly [[pwned]] in a game of [[Street Fighter]] by the latter and subsequently banished to hell where she was forced by satan to film 0800 reverse commercials in exchange for discarded hair extensions. Delta Goodrem, who played some piano playing nerd on screen, only managed to last a few songs before needing to be medevac’d to hospital. It was later revealed that she had suffered temporary corporal disintegration when she got her arm stuck in a [[Stargate ~~(film)\|Stargate]]~~ ring transporter whilst on a recon mission with the Asgard.		During its mammoth run Neighbours has acted as a stepping-stone in helping numerous Australian [[attention whores]] force themselves upon the world. One, a certain Kylie Minogue, has set a precedent unmatched so far by any other. Although her endless romping about on stage in skimpy gear has undoubtedly made an invaluable contribution to nurturing [[16 year old girls]] [[ana]] complexes, her greatest achievement to date by far has been to scare a whole generation of teenage girls into believing they have breast cancer - latest reports are that breastectomies are up 200% since 2005. Others, however, weren’t so lucky. Holly Valance who starred as Flick, arrogantly declared that she was going to ‘be bigger than Kylie’ before being promptly [[pwned]] in a game of [[Street Fighter]] by the latter and subsequently banished to hell where she was forced by satan to film 0800 reverse commercials in exchange for discarded hair extensions. Delta Goodrem, who played some piano playing nerd on screen, only managed to last a few songs before needing to be medevac’d to hospital. It was later revealed that she had suffered temporary corporal disintegration when she got her arm stuck in a Stargate ring transporter whilst on a recon mission with the Asgard.

	== The great Katya Kinski controversy of 2006 ==		== The great Katya Kinski controversy of 2006 ==

imported>Mr Jonzz: derp

2012-10-10T00:52:24Z

derp

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	<center><youtube>XvEpof9M0R4</youtube>		<center><youtube>XvEpof9M0R4</youtube><br>
	''Terrorism devastates Ramsay St.''</center>		'''Terrorism devastates Ramsay St.'''</center>

	== External links ==		== External links ==

imported>Mr Jonzz: centered video

2012-10-10T00:51:33Z

centered video

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	‘strewth = I can hardly believe what you’re telling me		‘strewth = I can hardly believe what you’re telling me
			{{clear}}

	<youtube>XvEpof9M0R4</youtube>		<center><youtube>XvEpof9M0R4</youtube>
	Terrorism devastates Ramsay St.		''Terrorism devastates Ramsay St.''</center>

	== External links ==		== External links ==

imported>Halcy: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Unknown

2011-11-13T03:05:45Z

Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Unknown

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	*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]		*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]
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imported>H64: merging Category:TV Shows into Category:TV and Movies

2011-11-12T11:14:48Z

merging Category:TV Shows into Category:TV and Movies

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	*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]		*[http://www.neighbours.com Neighbours official website]
	{{Australia}}		{{Australia}}
	~~[[Category:TV Shows]]~~		{{tv&movies}}