Neckbeard - Revision history

imported>Rvdog815 at 21:31, 1 September 2023

2023-09-01T21:31:05Z

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	=== Visual Clues ===		=== Visual Clues ===

	# [[Fedora]]		#[[Fedora]]
	# Trenchcoat		#Trenchcoat
	# Overdressed		#Overdressed
	# Greasy hair		#Greasy hair
	# Ponytail		#Ponytail
	# Acne at any age		#Acne at any age
	# Dyed hair		#Dyed hair
	# Shitty beard		#Shitty beard
	# Pedostache		#Pedostache
	# Wears all black or wears all red		#Wears all black or wears all red

	=== Audio Clues ===		=== Audio Clues ===

	# Crunching of Cheetohs or crinkling of wrappers.		#Crunching of Cheetohs or crinkling of wrappers.
	# Heavy mouth breathing [[Why\|(Up close)]]		#Heavy mouth breathing [[Why\|(Up close)]]
	# Nasally voice		#Nasally voice
	# [[MysteriousMrEnter\|Ranting]] about [[Shit nobody cares about\|shit nobody cares about]]		#[[MysteriousMrEnter\|Ranting]] about [[Shit nobody cares about\|shit nobody cares about]]
	# Occasional burp or fart		#Occasional burp or fart
	# Tipping of his/her's [[Fedora]]		#Tipping of his/her's [[Fedora]]
	# Reciting of Richard Dawkins books		#Reciting of Richard Dawkins books

	==Holmesbeard==		==Holmesbeard==
	[[~~Image~~:~~holmesbeard~~.jpg\|center]]<~~br /~~>		<br>
	<~~div align="center" style="font-size:1.25em; font-weight:bold;"~~>Behold the Holmesbeard!</~~div~~>		<center>{{frame\|[[File:Holmesbeard.jpg\|center\|thumb\|394px\|<center><big>'''Behold the Holmesbeard!'''</big></center>]]\|}}</center>
			<br>
	==Chainsaw Beard==		==Chainsaw Beard==
	Like the neckbeard, the Holmesbeard is made of hair that does not go very high on the face, but that is where the similarities end. The Holmesbeard is worn by men such as [[John Holmes]], who had a foot-long [[cock]]; made millions by fucking [[over 9000]] [[pussy\|bitches]] and teaching them [[bitches don't know\|'bout his dick]]; had a foot-long cock; was skinny as a rail; and most badass of all, had a foot-long cock. Hence, Holmesbeard wearers are the extreme opposite of [[you\|neckbeards]] and should be confused with real neckbeards [[never\|as often as a neckbeard will get you laid]]. Anyone who confounds the two is a [[fucktard]].		Like the neckbeard, the Holmesbeard is made of hair that does not go very high on the face, but that is where the similarities end. The Holmesbeard is worn by men such as [[John Holmes]], who had a foot-long [[cock]]; made millions by fucking [[over 9000]] [[pussy\|bitches]] and teaching them [[bitches don't know\|'bout his dick]]; had a foot-long cock; was skinny as a rail; and most badass of all, had a foot-long cock. Hence, Holmesbeard wearers are the extreme opposite of [[you\|neckbeards]] and should be confused with real neckbeards [[never\|as often as a neckbeard will get you laid]]. Anyone who confounds the two is a [[fucktard]].

	{\| ~~align="center" style="padding:0px;"~~
	\|<center><big>'''What to Do If Someone Calls Your Holmesbeard a Neckbeard'''</big></center>~~<br>~~		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>1fuDDqU6n4o</youtube>
	~~<center><youtube>1fuDDqU6n4o</youtube></center>~~		<center><big>'''What to Do If Someone Calls Your Holmesbeard a Neckbeard'''</big>}}</center>


			{{quote\|Don't you ever talk that way to me. [[Nevar]]!\|The Captain telling [[you]] not to mix up the Holmesbeard and the neckbeard}}
	<br>		<br>
	~~{{quote\|Don't you ever talk that way to me. [[Nevar]]!\|The Captain telling [[you]] not to mix up the Holmesbeard and the neckbeard}}~~
	\|}

	==Chinstrap==		==Chinstrap==
	[[Image:chinstrappy.jpg\|thumb\|right\| You're [[doing it wrong]]]]		[[Image:chinstrappy.jpg\|thumb\|right\| You're [[doing it wrong]]]]

imported>Rvdog815 at 22:44, 11 August 2023

2023-08-11T22:44:52Z

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	Image:Vheads_neckbeard.jpg\|A [[Vloggerheads]] user proudly displaying his neckbeard.		Image:Vheads_neckbeard.jpg\|A [[Vloggerheads]] user proudly displaying his neckbeard.
	Image:Zopilote.jpg\|At first glance it does indeed look like some strange parasite about to feed. And it's wearing glasses.		Image:Zopilote.jpg\|At first glance it does indeed look like some strange parasite about to feed. And it's wearing glasses.
	Image:Cyraka.jpg\|This guy is ~~[http://~~cyraka~~.deviantart.com/~~ reminiscent] of [[Chris-chan]]. Also, his ~~[http://www.youtube.com/user/~~LordShadrach YouTube fail].		Image:Cyraka.jpg\|This guy is {{deviantart\|cyraka\|reminiscent}} of [[Chris-chan]]. Also, his {{yt\|LordShadrach\|YouTube fail}}.
	Image:Neckbeard02311.jpg\|A [[typical]] [[lonely\|loathesome]] [[weaboo]] faggot		Image:Neckbeard02311.jpg\|A [[typical]] [[lonely\|loathesome]] [[weaboo]] faggot
	Image:SNeckBeard.JPG\|		Image:SNeckBeard.JPG\|

imported>Rvdog815: /* Failbeards Gallery */

2021-07-29T23:22:53Z

Failbeards Gallery

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	Image:IRLsasquatch.JPG\|Is this [[TheAmazingAtheist\|thing]] even human?		Image:IRLsasquatch.JPG\|Is this [[TheAmazingAtheist\|thing]] even human?
	Image:NECKBEARD.jpg\|Most [[epic]] neckbeard		Image:NECKBEARD.jpg\|Most [[epic]] neckbeard
	Image:~~65465465465~~.~~jpeg~~\|Rainbow neckbeard.		Image:Fat_brony_with_a_rainbow-colored_neckbeard.jpg\|Rainbow neckbeard.
	Image:NECKBEARD_HERRMANN.jpg\| Typical [[basement dweller]] after growth of neckbeard		Image:NECKBEARD_HERRMANN.jpg\| Typical [[basement dweller]] after growth of neckbeard
	Image:1190707701798.jpg\|This neckbeard actually believes he's cool. He is mistaken.		Image:1190707701798.jpg\|This neckbeard actually believes he's cool. He is mistaken.

imported>Sidecar: /* Failbeards Gallery */ + 1 (chinstrap 360)

2018-07-10T23:02:25Z

Failbeards Gallery: + 1 (chinstrap 360)

imported>AlGore: /* Failbeards Gallery */

2017-02-15T16:14:27Z

Failbeards Gallery

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	Image:MB.jpg		Image:MB.jpg
	File:Neckbeard WoW.jpg		File:Neckbeard WoW.jpg
			File:Rich Neckbeard.png\|buffin mad swag
	File:Captain's-stalker.png\|Internet tough guy jerkin' off		File:Captain's-stalker.png\|Internet tough guy jerkin' off
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

imported>AlGore at 20:32, 3 October 2016

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	Image:FurryNeckbeard.jpg\|Typical comment made by a neckbeard.		Image:FurryNeckbeard.jpg\|Typical comment made by a neckbeard.
	Image:Fusionater.png		Image:Fusionater.png
	Image:Feels_good_neckbeard.jpg\|Being [[fat]] and having a neckbeard, [[feels good man]].		Image:Feels_good_neckbeard.jpg\|Being [[fat]] and having a neckbeard, [[Pepe\|feels good man]].
	Image:Neckbeardihazit.jpg		Image:Neckbeardihazit.jpg
	Image:Glocknroll.PNG\|A [[Butthurt]] [[Steam\|Virgin]]. Hates Macs, Bathing.		Image:Glocknroll.PNG\|A [[Butthurt]] [[Steam\|Virgin]]. Hates Macs, Bathing.

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 04:52, 21 December 2015

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	All neckbeards are ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]''-obsessed losers, and vice versa. [[It is a mystery\|It is not known]] at this time whether growing a neckbeard causes one to play ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' or playing ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' causes one to grow a neckbeard.		All neckbeards are ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]''-obsessed losers, and vice versa. [[It is a mystery\|It is not known]] at this time whether growing a neckbeard causes one to play ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' or playing ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' causes one to grow a neckbeard.

	==~~Visual Clues~~==		== Detection ==

			=== Visual Clues ===

	1.[[Fedora]]		# [[Fedora]]
			# Trenchcoat
			# Overdressed
			# Greasy hair
			# Ponytail
			# Acne at any age
			# Dyed hair
			# Shitty beard
			# Pedostache
			# Wears all black or wears all red

	~~2.Trenchcoat~~		=== Audio Clues ===

	~~3.Overdressed~~		# Crunching of Cheetohs or crinkling of wrappers.
			# Heavy mouth breathing [[Why\|(Up close)]]
	~~3.Greasy hair~~		# Nasally voice
			# [[MysteriousMrEnter\|Ranting]] about [[Shit nobody cares about\|shit nobody cares about]]
	~~4.Ponytail~~		# Occasional burp or fart
			# Tipping of his/her's [[Fedora]]
	~~5.Acne at any age~~		# Reciting of Richard Dawkins books

	~~6.Dyed hair~~

	~~7.Shitty beard~~

	~~8.Pedostache~~

	~~9.Wears all black or wears all red~~

	~~==Audio Clues==~~

	1. Crunching of Cheetohs or crinkling of wrappers.

	2. Heavy mouth breathing [[Why\|(Up close)]]

	3. Nasally voice

	4. [[MysteriousMrEnter\|Ranting]] about [[Shit nobody cares about\|shit nobody cares about]]

	5. Occasional burp or fart

	6. Tipping of his/her's [[Fedora]]

	7. Reciting of Richard Dawkins books

	==Holmesbeard==		==Holmesbeard==
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	*[[Playstation Network]] One of the many gathering places for Neckbeards because JRPGs		*[[Playstation Network]] One of the many gathering places for Neckbeards because JRPGs
	*[[Xbox Live]] Another gathering place for neckbeard halo fanboys		*[[Xbox Live]] Another gathering place for neckbeard halo fanboys
	{{~~dying alone~~}}

			{{Dying Alone}}
	{{Atheism}}		{{Atheism}}

imported>LongLiveRock: /* Audio Clues */

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Audio Clues

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	3. Nasally voice		3. Nasally voice

	4. Ranting about [[Shit nobody cares about\|shit nobody cares about]]		4. [[MysteriousMrEnter\|Ranting]] about [[Shit nobody cares about\|shit nobody cares about]]

	5. Occasional burp or fart		5. Occasional burp or fart

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	Image:Vheads_neckbeard.jpg\|A [[Vloggerheads]] user proudly displaying his neckbeard.		Image:Vheads_neckbeard.jpg\|A [[Vloggerheads]] user proudly displaying his neckbeard.
	Image:Zopilote.jpg\|At first glance it does indeed look like some strange parasite about to feed. And it's wearing glasses.		Image:Zopilote.jpg\|At first glance it does indeed look like some strange parasite about to feed. And it's wearing glasses.
	Image:Cyraka.jpg\|This guy is ~~[http://~~cyraka~~.deviantart.com/~~ reminiscent] of [[Chris-chan]]. Also, his ~~[http://www.youtube.com/user/~~LordShadrach YouTube fail].		Image:Cyraka.jpg\|This guy is {{deviantart\|cyraka\|reminiscent}} of [[Chris-chan]]. Also, his {{yt\|LordShadrach\|YouTube fail}}.
	Image:Neckbeard02311.jpg\|A [[typical]] [[lonely\|loathesome]] [[weaboo]] faggot		Image:Neckbeard02311.jpg\|A [[typical]] [[lonely\|loathesome]] [[weaboo]] faggot
	Image:SNeckBeard.JPG\|		Image:SNeckBeard.JPG\|

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	Image:IRLsasquatch.JPG\|Is this [[TheAmazingAtheist\|thing]] even human?		Image:IRLsasquatch.JPG\|Is this [[TheAmazingAtheist\|thing]] even human?
	Image:NECKBEARD.jpg\|Most [[epic]] neckbeard		Image:NECKBEARD.jpg\|Most [[epic]] neckbeard
	Image:~~65465465465~~.~~jpeg~~\|Rainbow neckbeard.		Image:Fat_brony_with_a_rainbow-colored_neckbeard.jpg\|Rainbow neckbeard.
	Image:NECKBEARD_HERRMANN.jpg\| Typical [[basement dweller]] after growth of neckbeard		Image:NECKBEARD_HERRMANN.jpg\| Typical [[basement dweller]] after growth of neckbeard
	Image:1190707701798.jpg\|This neckbeard actually believes he's cool. He is mistaken.		Image:1190707701798.jpg\|This neckbeard actually believes he's cool. He is mistaken.

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	==Failbeards Gallery==		==Failbeards Gallery==
	{{cg\|Failbeards\|Link\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{cg\|Failbeards\|Link\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
			File:Chinstrap 360.jpg\|No, a chinstrap cannot be "ironic"
	Image:Blind-kittah-sez-u-needz-a-shave.jpg		Image:Blind-kittah-sez-u-needz-a-shave.jpg
	Image:Rooftop_Jillman.jpg\|Just chillen with a good friend		Image:Rooftop_Jillman.jpg\|Just chillen with a good friend
	Image:Neckbearddouche.jpg\|Hey ladies! Its the Bloatee Floatee		Image:Neckbearddouche.jpg\|Hey ladies! Its the Bloatee Floatee
	Image:Woman_with_neckbeard.jpg\|Women can have neckbeards too!		Image:Woman_with_neckbeard.jpg\|Women can have neckbeards too!
	~~Image:Neckbeardsexybeast.jpg\|One day [[you\|you]] too could be a [[ugly\|sexy]] [[Cthulhu\|beast]] like this~~
	</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">		</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	<!--Image:italian_stallion_neckbeard.jpg-->		<!--Image:italian_stallion_neckbeard.jpg-->
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	<!--Image:tyneckbeard.jpg\|Wrap-around-->		<!--Image:tyneckbeard.jpg\|Wrap-around-->
	<!--Image:4512564124.jpg\|that hat does wonders for your neck beard faggot-->		<!--Image:4512564124.jpg\|that hat does wonders for your neck beard faggot-->
			Image:Neckbeardsexybeast.jpg\|One day [[you\|you]] too could be a [[ugly\|sexy]] [[Cthulhu\|beast]] like this
	Image:Neckbeardpussy.jpg\|Waiting for his turn to roll the [[D&D\|36-sided die]].		Image:Neckbeardpussy.jpg\|Waiting for his turn to roll the [[D&D\|36-sided die]].
	Image:FurryNeckbeard.jpg\|Typical comment made by a neckbeard.		Image:FurryNeckbeard.jpg\|Typical comment made by a neckbeard.